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I turn 21 in exactly one month and it is not exciting, bit of a downer actually
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fire! fire! fuck! fuckfire! as the AVGN said
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Seriously tho, shoot me a text, call, dm, carrier pigeon, whatever you need please hit me up! Stay safe out there and be prepared... 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 #sonomacountystrong #fuckfire #loveyourhood #californiafires #loveintheairisthickerthansmoke #northerncaliforniacreeps #california (at Sonoma County, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFsNxgDFZo2/?igshid=staw9neumbv3
#sonomacountystrong#fuckfire#loveyourhood#californiafires#loveintheairisthickerthansmoke#northerncaliforniacreeps#california
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Happy #tbt.. Lets have a great fucking day. Positive thoughts to Australia.. My mom lives there. . . . . . . . . #australia #positivevibes #wegotyou #relax #stayhigh #tbt #fuckfires #onelove (at The Down Low) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7Yx3L8DhIP/?igshid=14v5g7q8e58jx
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vriska's motorcycle in hemostuck was named after harry potter's cursed guitar from the even better fanfic, 30 Hs.
"Now, Dobby." Dobby knelt before his master. Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.
Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share. Harry swung the guitar through Dobby's chicken neck. He took the head of his fallen dwarfslave and tore open his stomach, stuffing the head inside. Harry vomited steam and summoned a great meteor from space to smash into Hogwarts and kill everyone there, for no reason at all. A vision then appeared. It was Dumbledore, entombed in his cursed mummy armor, calling Harry from his Moonbase which wasn't on a moon.
"Harry, you must rock the fuck out." Harry channeled his rage through Fuckslayer. The angel blood boiled as he summoned the great meteor, swathed with the blood of the tiny fucklings at Hogwarts, leapt onto it, and flew into space. He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice.
we figured that this was probably the actual text of Troll Harry Potter and that vriska would think it was cool as shit. i still think it's cool as shit and have named many other fictional vehicles and weapons and pets, fuckslayer
We talk about how media and/or specific writers have left fundamental alterations on our psyches, but what about FAN works/writers/artists, who've also left similar impressions on us?
For example, I am incapable of naming a vehicle in a game or real life anything but Fuckslayer because that was the name Vriska gave her motorcycle (I think) in @roach-works Hemostuck fics and it's stayed with me ever since
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Goat Fire is happening less than 2 miles from my home near Bass Lake. Just awful as today marks the 2 years when the Creek Fire started. #fuckfires #awfulnews #goatfire (at Teaford Meadow Lakes) https://www.instagram.com/p/CiDWc3Xro3BMsLoEfQoboXyKJUGiwlk0IkAgi40/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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i hate this website why the fuck am i here
#if twitter didnt hate schl4tt and cancel LITERALLY EVERYONE id be outta here and back on that fuckfire of a social media app#but alas im stuck here. fuck this#all /srs
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ace attorney for the fandom ask?
The character I first fell in love with: Mia Fey <33 (that went well for me huh)
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Will Powers!! He's one of my all time favorite defendants <3
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Wocky Kitaki. I like him!! He's nice!!! But he's just another defendant for me :/
The character I love that everyone else hates: Moe the Clown. He didn't do anything wrong and he lied because Franziska told him!!! And he's like the only decent person in that fuckfire of a circus!!!!!!
The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Matt Engarde... for obvious reasons
The character I would totally smooch: Ema Skye (and so many others)
The character I’d want to be like: Ema Skye, again
The character I’d slap: MVK and i would do so much more (murder)
A pairing that I love: I'm currently obsessing over klapollo but my other favorite is franmaya
A pairing that I despise: Genuine kri/snix or klavd/ar. I do enjoy stories where they're depicted as having been in a toxic relationship in some way, though
#blue asks#i had to google the ship name for klavd/ar and boy do i hope my search engine doesn't remember that one
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GOT ME DOWN ON MY KNEES FR WTFFFFFFFFF JESUS I NEED THSI MAN JSUT FUCKFIR GDJEBDUWBEGWGRRREGEGRGRGRGGRGRGR REWOWOWOWOBARKABSTAKDKKK
so i edited porter- ‼️wear headphones‼️
CREDITS‼️art ~ @nortyourself & @sincerelywhistler
audio ~ xanevki on soundcloud
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#woopsie#got a lil carried away there#anyways😁#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism and the bible and my dignity and the law
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ok seriously what the absolute fuckfire is phil short for?? philliam?? philson??? philosophy??? philharmonic??? fulphil the prophecy???? netflix and phil????
#weird#names#phil#funny#boomer#netflix and phil#confused#bestie please#what the fuck#please help#why why why
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In the grand scheme of things I'm almost glad that my life's gone the way it has, because whatever combination of trauma and mental illness caused me to have such faint memories of my childhood also caused me to forget all of the French I learned in Morocco.
Truly a blessing to forget that fuckfire language.
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Inspired by recent events, both personal and public. #fuckfires #staysafe (at San Jose, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqWE8OdFe1M/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s3wu2nmasmw1
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Just making sure since the US is an absolute fuckfire, are you going ok right now?
No, but heres a cinnamon roll I ordered at breakfast today!
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Peeps! Doing a 25 limited edition run of these bad boys for $100 each. 1/2 proceeds will go to the Thomas Fire Fund, to help the people that lost and are still losing everything that they own. I can’t even imagine. PM me if interested! 😢🚫🔥 #fuckfire #poppies #priscillawitteillustrations (at Los Angeles, California)
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For those wondering, I’m OK. If you are on Facebook, and are OK, do the same for your friends on Instagram that may not be on FB. Stay safe and we will survive this together. #thomasfire #ventura #santapaula #ojai #oakview #fuckfire #wewillsurvive #staysafe
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Probably the most significant picture I've seen from the #santarosafires so far... #imwithyou #sonomacounty ! #sonomacountyfire #sonomafires #napafire #tubbsfire #atlasfire #napa #sonoma #windsor #rohnertpark #sonomacountystrong #winecountry #united #unitythroughadverity #we #staysafe #giveback #repost from @stayfortyonethirty #sevenohseven #heartbroken #fuckfire (at Santa Rosa, California)
#sonoma#sonomacountystrong#rohnertpark#sonomafires#sonomacounty#atlasfire#tubbsfire#united#windsor#sonomacountyfire#napa#sevenohseven#unitythroughadverity#giveback#we#imwithyou#heartbroken#fuckfire#napafire#winecountry#staysafe#santarosafires#repost
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