#fucket up

[mor-and-more]

So I decided 'twas time to bring Khaer into Aglaia, and

He was chosen :)

So now I can't stop myself from connecting this with him having been mentored by a Djt-Gilda and posed to become a bun of Heavenly Fire himself (but he had to fill in the position of Rehw-Marouc as the only close-to-finishing-the-training bun)

Anyways, he has a new travelling companion now

[sorrowfulwill]

Disney I know that damn blendin possession scene was real it was so specific and the memory isn’t even just the scene it’s literally me PHYSICALLY THERE INBETWEEN COUCH CUSHIONS WATCHING IT

I USED TO KNOW THE DIALOGUE OF THAT SCENE GOD DAMNIT

I KNOW ITS REAL YOURE JUST HIDING IT FROM ME MICHEAL MOUSE

IF I GO INSANE IT IS DISNEY’S FAULT AND I WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION AND IF THAT DOENST WORK ILL TAKE FUCKING ARCHERY ACTION

IT WAS THE REASON I STARTED WATCHING THE SHOW TOO!! JUST TO GET THAT SWEET SWEET NOSTALGIA HIT FROM THE SCENE THAT “NEVER HAPPENED”

[ch-am]

ffffuuucckijnngggg MMMOSSSQQQUUIIIITTTTOOOOEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[meangirls-imagines]

Hi!!! I’m just wondering about any kinks reader might have in the poly!plasticsverse, and you know maybe any kinks the girls might have too

Poly!Plasticverse Kinks (18+):

Gretchen is a PILLOW PRINCESS

Has a praise kink AND a degradation kink

LOVES to be eaten out

Crazy for nipple play (she can cum just from that)

Loves to be choked (chokes herself sometimes)

Loves, loves, LOVES, dry humping

Loves being spanked (floggers, hands, etc.)

SHE HAS A PAIN KINK

HAND. KINK. (She gets caught staring at Y/N's hands while they play guitar and 9 times out of 10 leads to her getting plowed)

She loves being overstimulated

Gretchen is a squirter

Once in a blue moon, she will top one of the girls or Y/N (double-ended dildo)

Karen has a massive toy collection

COSTUMES!!

She loves to be gagged

She loves being tied up

She goes full shibari sometimes

LOVES SENDING NUDES TO HER GIRLS

Sends them spontaneously

Karen is into butt plugs and things of that nature

She misbehaves one day and Regina makes her wear a butt plug to school. Y/N makes her wear a bluetooth vibrator too.

MAJOR service submissive

She likes to clean the house, wash the dishes, gets punished when she doesn't do her tasks

BRATTY AS FUCK (Runs her mouth a little too much for her sake)

Knows her tits look great so she wears things that accentuate them.

Likes getting marked by her girls, likes wearing hickeys like they are accessories.

Karen is ticklish (sometimes its foreplay for her)

Regina George has a major breeding kink

Loves getting her hair pulled

Her neck is her weakness (kissing, nibbling, licking, etc.)

Regina gets WET (like dripping down her thighs wet)

Likes being bitten

She scratches down her girls backs

Likes to leave marks on her girls

Financial Domme

Def has an OnlyFans

MAJOR LEATHER KINK (leather, latex, PVC girly)

Sadist™️

Only lets Y/N top her (only lets Y/N fuck her ass)

Calls Y/N "daddy", makes Gretchen and Karen call her "Mommy"

Loves high/drunk/crossfaded sex (If Regina smokes, Y/N knows they are fucking)

Major exhibitionist (has a "places to fuck" fucket list)

The class she shares with Y/N is after lunch and on the days Y/N skips lunch to go smoke with Aaron and Shane, when they’re in class, all Regina has to do is whisper the word daddy in Y/N’s ear and she’s getting fingered while learning about the French Revolution

HAS A PINK STRAP

The council (@yungpoetfics) and I have decided Cady is babygirl and that is her kink.

Top-leaning switch

Sadist and Masochist

Very into suspension

Foot fetish

(Has chatted to Shane about celebrities feet)

Blood kink (loves period sex) (allegedly a vampire)

Knife kink

Bondage

Very into edging her girl

CNC

Wax kink

BODY PAINTING

Janis fucks her girl in the art room (has used a paintbrush as a makeshift dildo)

Collars/chokers

Girly is a GIVER (iykyk)

Y/N has topped her (multiple times)

Breath play

Loves Regina's boobs (the boobs that made her a gay boob girly)

Has read the kamasutra front to back

100% a switch (emotional bottom physical top)

Likes unusual positions

Super flexible

Firm believer of "sit on my face, don't hover. even if i die, SIT"

Proud member of the Mile High club (on a no fly list)

Shower sex enthusiast

Somnophiliac

Lactation kink

Dry Humping

Thigh Riding

SIZE KINK (2/3 of the plastics are taller than her and she's taller than, Gretchen, Janis, and Cady)

Likes being blindfolded

SEX ON THE BEACH

Fucking in crowds (fucked Regina at a Paramore concert)

Loves being called Daddy

HAS PEGGED SHANE

Wears a packer

BOTTOM!Y/N HCS BELOW

Whimpers if overwhelmed

Her sensitive spots are her back (scratches, massages, etc.) and her thighs

Brat

Likes being forced to submit (puts up a hell of a fight)

Thinks veins are hot (she likes fucking her girl after gym when she can see veins popping and her girl is sweaty and breathless)

Likes being choked

Likes being slapped (yes on the face)

"Hit me harder" "Show me no mercy"

Later regrets those sentences

VOYEUR (watches Regina fuck Gretchen and Karen and rubs one out)

Likes giving Shane head (He's rough) (SHE SWALLOWS)

Has had a threesome with Aaron and Shane (and a foursome including Cady in that group)

Note: @yungpoetfics and I got very VERY carried away with Y/N. Just know, the smut you guys will get from the poly!plasticsverse/y/n's harem is going to be HOT

[neopronouns]

flag id: a flag with 4 stripes, which are dark green, faded yellow-green, light green-grey, and off-white. the stripes form a triangle with one side along the entire top edge and its point at the center of the flag's bottom edge. outside of the triangle, the flag is dark brown. end id.

banner id: a 1600x200 teal banner with the words ‘please read my dni before interacting. those on my / dni may still use my terms, so do not recoin them.’ in large white text in the center. the text takes up two lines, split at the slash. end id.

biosiphonic: a gender that feels like it is siphoning off of one's biomass

[pt: biosiphonic: a gender that feels like it is siphoning off of one's biomass. end pt]

for @oh-mother-fucket! the stripes go from green (what i associate with biomass) to off-white (what i associate with a lack of something) and are shaped into a triangle to represent being siphoned. the term is 'bio' from 'biomass', 'siphon', + 'ic'!

tags: @radiomogai, @liom-archive, @macchiane, @genderstarbucks, @sugar-and-vice-mogai

tags cont: @freezingnarc, @skrimbliest, @seraphtrix

dni link

[saltygilmores]

THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS: S3/EP5/8 O Clock At The Oasis

Ah, I'm only two episodes away from the Dance Marathon. I am PUMPED! I hope Shane is living out her bucket list (or should I say Fucket List) because the clock is ticking for her. Original Air Date: October 22nd, 2002. The episode opens with a pretty unfunny comedic exchange between Lorelai and Rory as they head to Luke's. They arrive to find the diner unusually crowded.

An Iconic line. Welcome back, Tomatos Sign. Sun Shine. Coffee's Fine. (A Gilmore Girls Haiku)

Maybe Lorelai should have thrown some condoms at these people too. Condoms for The Hollow is my new initiave. Luke is complaining that the parent group comes in every weekend and takes up space for hours and make a mess out of his business only to order two iced teas; he is telling this to Lorelai and Rory, who take up space for hours, eat him out of house and home and never pay for their food.

Says Luke Danes about a woman breastfeeding meanwhile he doesn't try to stop this:

Another banger of a one liner.

Later, Emily calls Lorelai at work and invites her to a furniture auction. The conversation is suspiciously pleasant and Lorelai hardly even puts up a fight. She later attends the auction with Michel and has a nice time and meets Jon Hamm. But Emily Gilmore always has some kind of motive. Stay vigilant, Lorelai. Michel overhears the conversation and begs Lorelai to take him with her and she agrees. For a price.

I looked up a phone number for you, Michel.

Next scene, Lorelai meets a quirky, vertically challenged, talkative new neighbor who asks Lorelai to water his lawn while he's away and although her agreeance is once again reluctant, there is very little quibbling. Who is this doormat who is saying yes to everything without a fight (so basically, Rory), and what have you done with our Lorelai?

No, I will not. I will continue to post Crap Commentaries to Tumblr. Com until Tumblr finally, mercifully ends up in the dustbin of internet history. Or until I finish Season 3 (maybe 4). Whichever comes first. My 73 year old mom loves loves loves loves loves LOVES Jon Hamm. She definitely loves Jon Hamm more than I love Milo. So of course I've shared this episode with her a few times.

My mom gives Jon Hamm the same googly eyes whenever he's on TV. Here's some Random-Hamm Shots I sent to my mom this morning.

Jon Hamm is a babe. Let's all give it up for my mom. She has good taste. The urge to call him "Baby Jon Hamm" when he was actually 31 years old here is strong. I mean, I still call 30 year old Milo Baby Milo. He didn't shed Baby until at he was at least 35. It's a badge of honor. These fine men age like wine. Lorelai doesn't get BabyHamm's name at the auction, so now she's on a quest to figure it out, which unfortunately for her means she'll have to put the squeeze on Emily to try and get it. Whoops. My bad. She actually asks Rory to do it for her (then gets mildly irritated when Rory actually does it). Just a quick run down of all the manipulative micro transactions going on in just the first 17 minutes of this episode: Luke ---> Lorelai: Tell that woman to stop breastfeeding in my diner Lorelai ---- > Michel: You can come to the auction if you work every weekend Lorelai ----> Rory: You have to ask Grandma to get me BabyHamm's number Dwight (new neighbor) ----> Lorelai: I know you just met me but I need you to water my lawn for the next week Dwight ----> Lorelai: While you're here watering my lawn you can water my indoor plants too Then there's the whole sprinkler business... which we'll get to in time. Lorelai swallows her pride at the next FND and inquires about Paddle #17 and we find out BabyHamm's name is Peyton Sanders. Isn't he a football player? (Peyton Manning. Bad Joke.). Emily agrees to obtain his phone number for Lorelai without anything more than some light teasing . Highly suspicious.

Dwight's house is pretty rad.

Okay okay I LOVE this kind of thing. The thing being: listing all of the board games whose names I can make out. Les go. We'll finish out the post here. Some of the games, I'd assume for copyright reasons have their names cropped short or changed. Hungry Hungry Hippos became Hungry Hungry Nippos.

Candyland (two copies). Chess (three copies). Chinese Checkers. Hungry Hungry Nippos. Yahtzee (two copies). Ouija Board. Scattegories. Sorry. Chutes and Ladders. Easy Money. Clue. Hangman. Pyramid (two copies). Risk. Aggravation. Horse Around. Mastermind. Scrabble. Go For It. Times to Remember. Charades for Dummies. Monopoly. And FIVE copies of Operation.

I’m such a slut for small details, ya’ll 🤤

[lil-space-king]

King Amethar of House Rocks, first of his name, sovereign ruler of Candia and the Sugar Lands, Duke of Cookieshire, Protector of the Realm and Defender of the Faith, Bannerman of the Battle of Gumdrop Pass and Hero of Frosting Valley, the Unfallen - and also some pokemon

Bastiodon - Had to give Amethar some good tanks and Bastiodon is great, perfect for the Unfallen. But also, it's bastion, like a castle? Perfect for a king.

Bouffalant - Another tank, can soak up those hard hits without going down, can rage which makes sense for a barbarian, and just like Amethar strikes me as hard-headed but lovable.

Braviary (Hisuian) - Brave, prideful, hard-headed, loyal, fights till it goes down. The hisuian form is known as the 'war cry' pokemon which works for the war guy. and it can cause 'shock waves' and for a storm herald barbarian that seems fitting.

Kingambit - A king for a king. Evolves from defeating other pokemon in battle. and straight from bulbapedia, "Flawed at devising complex strategies, but is still extremely powerful"

Slurpuff - This one doesn't have anything to do w/ Amethar himself, but moreso the kingdom he rules. It feels like a good rep for the citizens of candia, those sweet lovable goofs like the ice cream guy.

Trevenant - What a huge angry fucket, ready to hand out a fucking ass whooping to anyone who crosses it or those dear to it heart. Exactly like Amethar, ready to kill anyone who has harmed his family (read: calroy)

[fruitbasketball]

nba playoffs recap 5/17

my fault ab yesterdays shit y’all i just don’t give a fuck about the boston smelltics beating a spida-less cavalosers team and i’m trying not to jinx the mavs

anyway

only one game tonight and it was, perhaps, one of the nastiest blowouts in nba playoffs history. let’s get into nuggets v twolves game 6.

when ant talks, i want all you mfkers to drop what you’re doing, fall to your knees, and LISTEN. he said he was gonna see y’all for game 7. AND NOW HE’S GONNA SEE Y’ALL FOR GAME 7!!!

the real difference maker here is mike conley tho, and i wanna point that out. mike conley and jaden mcdaniels make a HUGE difference for minnesota. +23, +26 - absolutely nuts. indispensable. this entire starting 5 is so underrated bro like i get everyone hates gobert and it’s fun to hate him whatever - that’s a 4 time dpoy. you HAVE to respect the hustle.

but you DO NOT have to respect the defending national champions LMFAOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuckin AAU NUMBERS we’re putting up here bro 💀💀💀💀 getting held to 70 in a conference semifinals game when y’all are the CHAMPS??? is CRAZY. it’s NUTS. -25??? THIS y’all mvp??? snub luka again see what happens. denver fuckets blown out by 45 FUCKING POINTS. twolves and liberty shook hands and said we fuckin shit UP tn. and while the entire team played EXCEPTIONALLY ASS, i just want to highlight one reggie jackson. my guy HOW do you not fill a single section of the stat sheet and pollute the court for 12 whole minutes??? you not even playing enough defense to FOUL BRO?? even peyton watson was on the court for 2 less minutes, and he grabbed 4 boards, got a point and an assist. this team is ass bro. i don’t wanna hear shit about a repeat. this team is ass.

[mor-and-more]

sometimes I do ask myself why tf do I pretend to know how to draw kugchjfckh especially digitally

I need to have a traditional sketch to work off for that to work, but h yeah I tried. several times. and decided that there's 0 chance of taking it where I'd like it, so

Good enough, pls only look her in the eyes khjovgovgo

(the eyes and making lips look like lips actually turned out better than expected!)

started out "painterly" (traces can be seen in the face), added light linearting, then did some Digital Art Bullshit Experiment on the eyes, swapped shoulders colour to Fuck It She's Wearing Her Little Cardigan, then decided to add colour to the lips and on the third attempt they even looked like lips so we went from there

yes the hair is Flat Colour Cloud because I realised that it would only look weird if I tried to shade it, and it also somehow works (and thou shalt not try to fix something that presently worketh!)

[siobhans-roy]

listen. the failsiblings keep fucking me up but i haven’t given up on them! i still love my three fucketeers, i just felt like a change... i’ve had this url saved for SO long, if i don’t use it now i’ll end up never using it! also, jamie tartt is the people’s princess and the love of my life 💜 

still tracking #usergiu & tagging some friends under the cut:

@ted-becca @yellenabelova @naiey @mayasbishops @rebecca-weltons @agathadanbury @uncleroys @angela-bassetts @manny-jacinto @anya-chalotra @jakeperalta @trueloveistreacherous @usershiv @scullyblr @zoyanazyalensky @margaretacarter @riley-keoughs @daisylouisejohnson @evelynwangs @misty-quigley @brooksdavis @fightingdragonswithwho @jakeyp @nadezhda-wexler @nataliaaromanovas @maygrant @bakerolivia @simoneashley @bladesrunner @lemoncupcake @arthurpendragonns

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

I think that if the final round of the shizun fuckets tournament ISN'T Mo Ran vs Luo Binghe then something is very wrong with the people voting 😂

Yeah you’re right it would honestly be a huge upset if anyone else even managed to make it that far. Hopefully it was seeded well so they match up in finals instead of semifinals. The two hydrogen bombs in a sea of coughing babies. Although I gotta say I love the additions of shizun fuckers outside of Chinese media fandoms. I hope Yuuri makes it at least a couple rounds, truly inspired submission whoever did that one. Sadly I don’t know if tortall has enough pull for Daine to get anywhere but I am Hoping. She deserves it. Daine and Numair are theeeee most narratively satisfying Tamora Pierce romance in my opinion, closely followed by Alanna’s daughter and her crow-turned-human boyfriend.

Mo Ran should win but I know he’s not going to just because 2ha has been denied a successful adaptation so far. But he fits the trope better! Tbh!!! There’s a reason why modern au bingqiu fics sometimes make Shen Yuan a TA or something but modern au ranwan writers always gotta make chu wanning mo ran’s professor or something, just for the accurate vibes.

Oh my god I just remembered that I’m pretty sure the 2ha translation is fully out now, the last volume was in December, I gotta read the whole thing ASAP now that it’s entirely available.

[morteire]

HOLY SHIT???? GEORDI??? IN THIS ECONOMY????? I pray they both went to therapy and this isn't romantic it's just them reconciling and hopefully become friends and maybe working they're way back up to a relationship amen PLEASE PLWASEEE

spoilers n such since the audio came out.... AN HOUR AGO I'm never this early girlio bai

live tweeting (tumblring??? the word is post. it's live posting idk I'm dumb)

HUG, CUTIES USUAL. I'm going to cry

sobs I missed this doohickey girl stop.

CUTIES IN THERAPY YEAHHHH

idk maybe it's because the media I be ingesting doesn't talk on relationships like this often, but Geordie is so like.. self aware??? in a way?? love heem he's so silly hope I sound this smart when I'm in therapy

wiwiwiwiiwiwwiwiwi they're so WAAAAA

ONE OF MY POSTERS FELL OFF MY WALL HELLP

anyways

GEORDI BACKSTORY DROP (well not backstory but if context)???? (im actually so deppresed this poor baby) .. (that is a grown man. I just called a poor baby.)

RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY. RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU- (ERIK. ERIk WHY. ERIK PLEASE.)

I know that the listener ei Cutie are representation of the listener and how we the listener perceive them but BRO idk mane I feel like cutie got some thing going on man there's some familial trauma stored in there I feel it in one of my left eyelashes

sobs SOBS SOBS!!!!!!

I JUST RELAIZED THE TIRTLE SAYS BORYDFEIENND

no invading privacy holy shit yes

okay final thought, IM DRAWING THESE FUCKETS also I love them and 3veryone should go to therapy so true geordi

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

i am sadly low on spoons so i prolly wont make a post ab my au till tmrww but its a terminator/robot apocolypse au so <3 (i love robots) also i have five other aus that i WILL make u listen to

@oh-mother-fucket tagging because you sent anon by accident lmao

low spoons in bullshit hope you get better. sounds cool as fuck so I definitely wanna hear more when you're up for it!

[r00ib0s]

you know, i thought i’m gonna be sad on holidays cause i couldn’t go hometown again, but i played dnd a day before, so instead of that i’m having some shaking realizations about my character that i did not anticipate in this particular moment or ever. fucket up that it keeps happening after 5 years, slow down bud

[quiggel]

Wake up fuckets my new persona just dropped

Woah West makes art real?!?!???!!?

[blazewatergem]

I wanna start this off by stressing 3 things.

One: I am on my period(at least, should be soon), therefore, Extreme Emotions are happening. I don’t need to be told I’m overreacting or “being silly” - I am very aware of my emotions. Thanks.

Two: This entire rant mess will be about the game called Death and Taxes. It’s been out for a bit, but I just got it, and played it. Spoilers ahead.

Three: I need to stress I did like the game. It was a very fun game and I’m sure I’ll play it more later on! But I’m taking no prisoners here.

Let’s begin

FATE IS A BITCHASS DICKFUCKER AND IM GONNA KILL HIM

*ahem*

I followed things mostly to the letter?? AND GET THE WORST POSSIBLE ENDING?? BITCH WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BALANCING SHIT WTF YOU MEAN YOU DECIDED TO END HUMANITY AND THEN USE ME TO DO IT

IDGAF IF YOU’RE TIRED GET TO THE DAMN BAR LIKE THE REST OF US IF YOU WANT TO CHILL

I am legitimately furious at a video game character. This fuckwit made me cry. I literally spent the last turns of the game in emotional distress frantically trying to fix humanity, thinking I broke this fake little world, only for this Sir NightEye looking whore to turn around and be like “oh lol yeah I did that”

I have TEAR TRACKS ON MY FACE. I CRIED. I FELT LIKE A ACTUAL FAILURE OVER THIS

FUCKET OF A MAN

Fate on the GODS sleep while you can im gonna eat your damn desk. I am in your walls im gonna chew on the DRYWALL

Oh oh and it’s MY reputation down the drain! Everyone saying I DID THIS LIKE IT WASNT YOUR ASS STEERING THE SHIP. YOU MADE ME MF TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.

This game was fun, im sure it was, and I think I saw a vast majority of players ended up with the same ending I got, but holy shit I am going to punch out Fate. I trusted this man. I stuck up for “oh it’s tradition im sure he knows what he’s doing” on fuck the next playthroughs I’ll break the mold. I’ll break him. Raw spite and rage bitchboy you are gonna LEARN

Who knows when I will though. I both love and hate that this game got a reaction out of me. Love because it’s a good game. It’s awesome it did that. Hate because it was - clearly - a very negative reaction that’s actually made my mood shitty and made me mad at myself. I was blaming myself and crying at the end. Im a fool.

Jackass.