#fuck-benedict-cumberbatch

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD and BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

at the Headline Gala screening of "We Live In Time" during the 68th BFI London Film Festival.

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[sugared-violets]

holy shit please listen to Sherlock & Co i'm fucking wheezing

W: "you built... a hugging machine?"

H: "yes, the deep pressure is quite to my tastes... self-regulation, you see"

W: "i mean... i can just give you a hug. if you want."

H: "you can? excellent."

W: "well... come here, then"

😭😭😭

[fallenfanangel]

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but I have it, Lana Del Rey // The Foxhole Court, Nora Sakavic // 1917, dir. Sam Mendes

[janegrey9]

i feel like the majority of british male celebrities are proof that people who like men don't actually care if they're buff and conventionally attractive like i have seen yall thirsting over guys who could be in a live action flushed away with no cgi or makeup. no one cares how much they bench.

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

QUALIFYING ROUND: 7th Tilt

King Richard III Plantagenet, The Hollow Crown (2012-2016) VS. King Edward IV Plantagenet, The White Queen (2013)

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King Richard III, The Hollow Crown (2012-2016) Portrayed by: Benedict Cumberbatch

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King Edward IV Plantagenet, The White Queen (2013) Portrayed by: Max Irons

“The perfect husband? Oh not by a long shot. But he is big and boyish and he's so cute when his brow is furrowed. I never really *got* Max Irons before this and it still took a while for it to lock in, but ehhh certain scenes in this definitely started to change my mind.”

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[msclaritea]

Benedict Cumberbatch, Olivia Colman to Lead 'War of the Roses' Remake

"The Roses’ is a wildly funny, bigger than life, and yet deeply human story,” said Searchlight president Matthew Greenfield announcing the project. “With Jay at the helm, and Benedict and Olivia and Tony, we have a dream team bringing it to life.”

So Matthew Greenfield at Searchlight is dirty...BEYOND dirty. No comment on Olivia Colman as of yet, but we all know now that actors and actresses usually have NO SAY I'm the projects they're currently put in. This film should not be made. It's another horrible, cruel joke to play on the fans of Benedict Cumberbatch and the people pushing it are on the same level as that jackal Jay Z and the NFL This is pure, sick, Freemason, ancient bullshit. Also, how is it this project is STILL in development, when it's BEEN in development since 2017?

And Benedict, if you go along with this project, it will be revealed to the public that you are going along with your own public humiliation, in order to enrich human traffickers.

Was Clarence really not enough for you?

Or Eric?

How about pissing on yourself in Louis Wain?

AND HEY, DISNEY...BIG FUCKING MISTAKE!

[jawnlockblog]

hi :)

im vi, they/them, queer

avid mlm wlw watcher

fan of...

🟥 sherlock (casual johnlock shipper)

🟧 good omens (it's ineffable apparently)

🟨 fellow travelers 🥛

🟩 staged (sheebergnants stan)

🟦 carol (cate blanchett holy shit)

🟪 agathaxrio

⬜️ doctor who (watched 15th, watching 10th, 11th, 12th)

my main: @crowleyspub

i love discovering queer media, queer actors and rewatching my favs :)

[waddlesthepenguin07]

just watched Sherlock BBC season 4 episode 1. New CONFRONT character unlocked. JOHN FUCKING WATSON WHEN I CATCH YOU JOHN WHEN I CATCH YOU IT IS ON SIGHT ISTG WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT WOMAN IS A STRANGER AND YOUR WIFE IS AMAZING AND SHERLOCK DID NOTHING WRONG YOU ABSOLUTE CLOD WHY DID THE WRITERS CHUCK HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OUT THE WINDOW!? IT IS ON SIGHT STEVEN MOFFAT ON SIGHT MARK GATISS ON SIGHT WHEN I CATCH YOU WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU ISTG I CANNOT DO THIS TODAY I CANT I JUS- i need to go to bed.

[romanceyourdemons]

at work. clocked in. scrolling en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_redheads

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

I've started reading the original Holmes stories and I thought it might trigger a BBC Sherlock relapse but on the contrary it's just made me realise how dogshit that show was

[harlequinoccult]

honestuck, dangan ronpa, WHERE YOU A SUPERWHOLOCK TOO?

I was on tumblr in the early 2010s

[popcorn-plots]

I had a dream last night were Eric on Netflix had a scene where Benedict Cumberbatch was naked for some reason and doing some kind of sexy shit (he was just. laying there. ass out to the world, but my mind had censored it so it was just live-action pixels [?]) and when it was released, on May 30th, every single movie critic just straight up ignored the entire plot and instead just talked about how much the fandom and Tony Stark would appreciate Benedict's dick.

Not only that, but in the scene, Sophie Hunter was holding the camera. His wife. was filming him. I don't want to know what they were doing.

It was weird as hell and kind of funny, but also what the ever living fuck brain--

[owlbelly]

we're watching the BBC Tipping the Velvet after not having seen it since like...2006, probably,

so we were completely unprepared for THIS JUMPSCARE

absolutely losing it. last time we watched this, this man did not have a career (at least not on this side of the pond). take me back. :') what changes can i make to the timeline so that he stays "that weird looking guy who played Nan's shitty boyfriend before her gay awakening"???

[msclaritea]

BENEDICT...ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION!?

There was NEVER any real fear of retaliation from Assange.

The Guardian letter

Assange's so-called upset at a film that told NOTHING about his true origins and actually boosted his status as a folk hero

They did this to you with Sherlock, Khan, Frankenstein; turning the public to focus on why you shouldn't have played the role, so they wouldn't focus on the story, itself

ALL LIES. They lied to you, again because that's what they do. Leaf had once said that there was a secret lie about all of the biographical roles you've played in the past. Well, I figured out Assange's, a long time ago. These smug bastards always want to play around with symbolism, arrogantly believing that no one will figure it out. Julian Assange was groomed from childhood, just like you. He is controlled, just as you have been and he can no more issue sanctimonious threats than the dearly departed Queen.

So get your head out of your ass, and take care of your business, BABE.

[mycenaae]

because i'm rewatching elementary i'm inevitably thinking about how completely insanely unreasonable the entire cast and creative crew of bbc sherlock were about it all. louise brealey calling lucy liu's casting as watson "gimmicky" and martin freeman ~jokingly~ calling her a dog. mark gatiss tweeting that stupid fucking fanmade Not Benedict Cumberbatch And Not Martin Freeman poster that was going around among the fandom. steven moffat trying to prevent elementary from being made and saying he was "not impressed" with it and claiming cbs went to him first. benedict cumberbatch, almost immediately after doing a play with jonny lee miller where they literally switched roles every performance, being like "yeah he very considerately asked me if i was okay with him taking the role. and it's fine i guess he has kids to feed so he needs a paycheck".

like we can talk about how shitty the fandom was but what the fuck were the so-called professionals involved with bbc sherlock doing

[emotinalsupportturtle]

Where is that video of Benedict Cumberbatch teaching you how to react to christmas gifts you don't like?

sensing that I'll be needing those skills soon