#fuck you tom hardy

[fullhavelstonearmor]

Am I sleep deprived? Yes. But, imagine the following.

Batman is away with the Justice League. He’s saving the planet from Brainiac or some shit.

Bane is in Gotham. Plotting. Scheming. Thinking about crime, but most importantly, Batman.

You thought joker was fucking obsessed? Wait until you see bane’s bedroom. Dartboards with the batfam. Various articles of clothing he’s torn from their suits. Where they go to school. Everything. He even has the fucking x-ray scans from Batman’s broken back. He knows Batman’s identity, and everyone else’s too. He says nothing, because Batman is HIS to break, and nobody else’s.

Bane comes up with a plan. A great plan. He’s a little cuckoo off venom, but it’s perfect. He’ll do something heinous, Batman will come, and he’ll break his back again. He’ll get that feeling from breaking the bat again.

So he does something ridiculous. Robs a bank or something. He isn’t stopped by Batman though. It’s Nightwing. He remembers beating Batman when Dick was a boy. He remembers Dick beating him for the first time. He turns on the venom.

When he wakes up, he doesn’t see the broken body of a teen, and he’s got several bruises. (Yes, he forgot Nightwing is a grown ass man now. Venom, dude.) He’s also in an entirely different part of Gotham. He can infer that he lost. It doesn’t matter. Batman didn’t arrive for Bane, so that means Batman isn’t here. Now how could Bane get to Batman when he comes back?

Obviously he could beat up Alfred, or graffiti crime alley, or something minuscule that just warrants him an extra hard beating when Batman finds out. So what if… he hurt the entire Batfam for something they couldn’t beat him for? What if he attacked their pride, and not their spines?

Commissioner Gordon, sits, and stares at the bat signal. He flicks it on. He always does this, every night, to see if Batman came back and, if he didn’t, give whatever info needed to Dick or Jason. Whoever lost the coin flip. He didn’t. He flicks it off, and just past where the beam of light had started, Bane is there. Or, he tried to get there. Do the ominous thing. He is more or less still climbing over the ledge of the roof. Bodybuilding doesn’t exactly make you an acrobat, okay?

Gordon, logical individual he is, draws his gun. Points it at Bane. Bane eventually crawls up and stands tall. There is a dumb little beak on Bane’s mask. He says that he is “The Hawk.” Gordon laughs at him. Bane says he wants whatever file he was going to give to the bat family member. Gordon thinks it’s stupid of him to make such a demand. So Bane mentions Barbara. That he knows her secret. Gordon knows it too, of course. He’s been in her bedroom, and she just sort of has an entire stand for her batgirl suit in the closet. Bane knowing this intimidates Gordon. Gordon shouts threats, and Bane calmly reinstates that he can be trusted. He’s never broken Batgirl’s spine. Gordon doesn’t know what Bane’s doing. He does, however, begrudgingly hand over a Joker case file.

Joker is plotting. Don’t get me wrong, he’s obsessing over Batman, but he’s thinking about how to get to him like Bane would had Nightwing not clocked him on the head a little too hard. He thinks he’ll kidnap little Damian and see how far the others will get to rescue him. He of course, doesn’t understand that kidnapping Damian isn’t easy, but you know, definition of insanity.

Outside though, a group of goons see Batman, but realize that it’s not Batman. For one, no bat ears. For two, he’s fucking jacked. Like, Batman is big but not 6’8” tall. And finally, he’s standing at the entrance, in plain sight. And soon, they breath a sigh of relief. It’s bane. Boss probably invited him for the plan. Bane steps out of the darkness. They laugh at him as he calls himself “The Hawk” and denies being Bane.

So Bane counts. He does things Batman wouldn’t. He breaks an arm. Eighteen muggings stopped. A leg. Five bank robberies prevented. A big ass kick in the nuts. A million potential child abuse victims gone forever.

Joker continues plotting and laughing, when Bane jumps through his skylight. Bane says he’s “The Hawk.” Joker laughs at him again. So Bane counts.

As he throws Joker’s crippled, still laughing body from his van and through a GCPD window, he thinks about how many lives he’s saved. Probably more than Batman will the first week of arriving back home. He laughs to himself. He LIKES being better than Batman at his own game.

When Batman returns, chaos ensues. He’s confused as all hell when Alfred tells him everything. It’s been a month, and Gothamite criminals felt a fear like they haven’t since Batman admittedly got a bit softer. He goes to congratulate Bane. Not in some spectacle, but in his gloomy way. For the first time in a while, he makes a mistake. When congratulating Bane, he looks away, exposing his back. So Bane counts.

Guys can you tell I love Bane?

[nic-coughlan]

fuck the hurt and no comfort

what do you mean eddie thinks venom is dead-dead?

what do you mean venom sacrificed himself again for eddie to kill himself again for eddie? and eddie had to watch???

what do you mean he woke up and was coldly informed venom was gone and he couldn't keep him and it doesn't matter that he needs him?

"i'll never forget you...don't forget me either, eddie."

[all-or-nothing-baby]

the wild symbrockiness of it all is absolutely not lost on me in venom the last dance trailer when we get that statement from venom that ends with ...has found us (following a spectacularly pregnant pause) coming after the beautiful: “eddie, MY HOME...”

[radioactive-creative-bug]

[alicent-targaryen]

TOMMY & ALFIE ▸ Peaky Blinders, 3.5

[pennamepersona]

why would you SET UP a way for him to survive and then just not take it????

[lyralu91]

Got stuck watching this - obsessing over Tom's hands 🤤😍 Last picture is like "the fuck you taking screenshots for??" 😂 @leenieweenie12 @potter-solomons The video is called "Tom Hardy jiu jitsu training with Heath Pedigo".

[x-heesy]

𝚃𝚘𝚖 𝚙𝚑𝚞𝚌𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚢 ❤️‍🔥 👑

𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗

𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘, 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗

𝙼𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝙸’𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙸’𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝙾𝚑 𝙾𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝙸’𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝙾𝚑 𝙾𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚐 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢

𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢.

𝙾𝚑, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢, 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙,

𝚂𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔,

𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

𝙸’𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝙾𝚑 𝙾𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝙸’𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝙾𝚑 𝙾𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗

𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘, 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗

𝙼𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝙸’𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙸’𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝙾𝚑 𝙾𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝙸’𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝙾𝚑 𝙾𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎

With luv bro @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut

𝚂𝚘 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚢 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙻𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜 🎧

[wolfisland]

i think men should start getting breast implants actually. if you were not blessed with gynomastia thats your cross to bear. obtain tits. enfatten your asses also. plastic surgery equality or bust.

[alessandramortt]

cannot believe the thing that finally gets me to romantically ship furymax is, of all things, my issues with furyjack sjdhskdjd so on brand for me tho

[fiovske]

just finished tsv 36.....

[alicent-targaryen]

ALFIE SOLOMONS ▸ Peaky Blinders, 3.5

[potter-solomons]

The Spice of Alfie pt. 5 1/2:

"I've been gone too long pet, I know. I've almost lost your sound, your smell, your taste. Seeing you laying there, yeah, wrapped up in my old coat. Sighing in your sleep. Rippin' me heart apart and lacing it back together at the same time, love. That's it, wake up baby girl, it's time for your big man to suck the life right out of that cunt then fuck right back into you. Mhm, got my smell all over you. Mixed with the sweet scent coming from your pussy. Dreamin' about me, were ya? What'd you miss more, hm? Me or this big cock? Don't matter none, does it? Both'll be pinning you down until the entire room smells like fuck."

"Look at you on your knees before I even walk in the door. Greetin' me like the filthy good girl you are. My pet, yeah, my sweet pet. Stand up. That's it, lemme see how red they are. Hm, barely pink. Back down. I said, back down darlin'. The boys had me listenin' to bullshit all day at work. Fuckin' children, they are, dove. All that tension built up and now my cock's hard as a rock. Look at me. Now here's what's gonna happen, right. You're gonna take that pretty tongue of yers and trace every single vein, ridge, and inch. Then that mouth better drain these balls until I have to fight ya off, yeah? They're as heavy as the day was long. And maybe, just maybe pet, if you're good I'll tongue fuck that tight pussy until they fill up again. This night ain't over til every last drop of me is deep in that sexy ass of yers. Now, undress me."

*more tomorrow*

@hecatemoon87 @buttercup32sstuff @darklydeliciousdesires @quarterpastmidnight @inkededucatednnerdy @inkwolvesandcoffee @khanbika @kittycatcait219 @aranoburns @zablife @moon-shin-gun @tomhardysforeheadlines @threeminutesoflife

[talentforlying]

i'll hopefully be around more this week, my rewatch of peaky blinders s2 is currently hitting the hyperfixation brain like a train.

[acousticbloke]

FINALLY FINISHED SOMETHING!! Its not perfect but ive had artblock and not been posting a lot so STILL

[pendraegon]

please have some respect..data just exploded ☹️