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Let's get real for a second.
All car blogs are:
97% good cars ..... (like this one)
..... and 3% porsches.
#fuck you porsche#porsche#Dodge#Dodge challenger#Dodge challenger SRT#dodge challenger SRT hellcat#Dodge Challenger Hellcat
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ᝰ KATSUKI FUCKING YOU IN THE PORSCHE .ᐟ
̽ ⋆ ﹒♡﹒ inspired by this from @with-my-calamitous-love !
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“We’re gonna be fuckin’ late.”
It’s the third time he’s repeated himself, and Katsuki’s weak attempt at convincing you to be on time for yet another stuffy heroes banquet isn’t working. He’s been trying to show his face in public more, courtesy of his PR manager. But you know that you’d both much rather park in an empty lot so you can bounce on his cock.
Long, thick fingers tap the steering wheel in a quick rhythm, the muscles in his forearms flexing with every small movement. It’s the end of summer, and Katsuki’s skin is a bit tanner than usual. You thank God the weather is still warm enough that Katsuki’s rolled the sleeves of his silky black button up to his elbows.
Your stare is open and shameless, biting the inside of your cheek as he rolls the wheel with one hand to turn right. “So what? C’mon baby, the banquet will continue whether we’re late or not. Besides, you didn’t even want to go, Kat.”
Katsuki laughs, a short and rough sound. You glance at him and he meets your gaze, smirking, then returns to watching the road, flicking on the turn signal. “Fine, fuck the banquet. You love gettin’ your way, don’t ya? Spoiled girl.”
He’s teasing, but heat sinks low into your belly anyways. “Say whatever you want, but I know you love spoiling me, Katsuki.”
Katsuki hums in response. The hand that’d been resting on the gearshift lands on your thigh, palm warm and melting through your dress like butter. He squeezes once, gripping the fabric and tugging until it starts to bunch around your upper thighs.
Silently, you check your purse in hopes of finding a hair tie. You’d like to be somewhat presentable for the banquet afterwards.
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The backseat of the Porsche is quite small.
Katsuki’s too tall, and it’s not realistic for you both to be able to bend and twist to get the right angles. Not that the front is much better, but at least Katsuki can scoot his seat far back enough that you’ll fit snug in his lap. Even if the steering wheel digs into your back every now and then.
One of your knees is trapped between Katsuki’s thigh and the center console, pinching it to the point of being annoying but easy to ignore. The other presses against the door. You shift your weight, adjusting your feet so the tops of them are propped up Katsuki’s thighs and it relieves the ache on your knee.
Your pussy drags along his shaft as you do, the only thing keeping him from sliding inside is the fabric of your panties. He’d shoved his slacks and briefs to mid thigh before you straddled him and now the heat of him is unbearable.
“Fuck,” Katsuki chokes out, gripping your waist out of habit as his dick twitches. “You’re goddamn gorgeous, I wanna see your tits.” He moves one hand up to your chest and yanks down the collar of your dress, breasts bouncing free, and he seals his lips around one of your nipples, sucking so hard your hips jerk forward.
“Oh god, Kat, don’t tease,” you warn, fingers fisting the silky material over his shoulders. Katsuki’s tongue flicks your tender nipple, skating his hand up your ribs and down your waist, over your thigh and between your legs. He pulls your panties to the side, letting cool fingers slide between your lips. They briefly dip inside, and you rock down only for Katsuki to retreat.
Katsuki frees your nipple with a pop and leans back to speak, more than likely to antagonize you, but you surge forward and cut him off with a bruising kiss. Katsuki’s head knocks into the seat from the force of it, punching a groan from his chest. The clean, citrusy scent of his cologne curls in the air and tickles your nose.
You shove your tongue into his mouth, reaching down to circle your fingers around his shaft. Tightening your hold causes Kastuki to suck in a sharp breath, and you break the kiss to rest your forehead on his.
Rising up on your knees, you use your grip on his dick to tap his tip against your clit, a prickle of heat shooting up your spine, before you line him up and start to sink down. The soft heat of your pussy locks tight around him and Katsuki tenses up beneath you, latching onto your hips.
Your breath catches in your chest until you bottom out, ass meeting his thighs. Your pussy throbs from the burning stretch.
“Jesus,” Katsuki breathes, lids fluttering as he struggles to keep them open. “Feels too fuckin’ good, babygirl.” You nod your agreement, slack-jawed, and straighten your spine. It’s like Katsuki’s cock is in your stomach.
“Help me Kat,” you demand, bracing your hands on the seat behind the blonde.
One side of Katsuki’s mouth lifts into a smug grin, shifting himself a bit lower into the seat. Large hands cup your ass and squeeze tight enough to leave marks. “Hang on tight, princess.”
The first thrust sparks pleasure deep in your pelvis, heat rushing to your toes. After that, each time you push back to meet him, it’s slick, loud, and frantic. He fucks you fast and hard, this being one of the few times Katsuki’s agreeable to a quickie. The heat rises until the windows fog up, your handprint becoming very visible to the outside eye.
Once you’ve settled back into the passenger seat you touch up your makeup, thankful it wasn’t ruined. Although, your hair tie does get put to good use.
#fucking in the Porsche#spoiler - you’re riding him in the front seat#bakugou x reader#bakugou smut#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugou katsuki smut#bakugou headcanons#mha x reader#mha smut#bakugou katsuki#bakugou katsuki x you#mha x you
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Kinn would use pet names because he is the type of dork who would find them genuinely romantic.
Kim would use pet names because he thinks it gets him a good grade in boyfriend, a normal and possible thing to want to achieve.
Vegas would use pet names because he is exerting ownership in ways deemed socially acceptable, but he has to be pretentious about it.
#vegas hits pete with “beloved” one day and they both freeze as it is distinctly not “pet”#macau is in the background happy they managed to use a normal pet name for once#kinns pet names get increasingly more and more ridiculous and porsche can roll his eyes all he wants but he loves it#pete and porsche both get turned on when their partners refer to them as “my weapon”#which is something they would examine in therapy if they ever thought about getting it#no one knows what is going on with kim but if chay giggles and blushes because of an “angel” here and a “bambi” there#well the bodyguards know better than to mention it#also this randomly came to me in my current sleep deprived daze#but when pete is petty he'll start referring to himself with stereotypical dog names#like “spot” or “rover” and the thai equivalents#and it is so fucking weird for everyone to watch vegas get so pissed off about it#macau is just happy vegas isnt like breaking things or going on a torture spree#this has been one fourty five am rambles with calcium who doesnt think these are in character but you know#vegaspete#kinnporsche#kimchay#kinnporsche the series
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All staff and visitors,
It’s pride month! LGBTQIA+ inclusivity is a core tenet of our organisation, and here at the institute we pride ourselves on acceptance and celebration.
Tim Stoker, our LGBTQIA+ ambassador, will be organising multiple events throughout this month, including a Magnus Institute bloc at this year’s London Pride!! Today, Tim is holding a showcase of one of the more tame Leitners, a collection of comics by Alison Bechdel, led by self proclaimed ‘resident lesbian spokeswomen’, Bill de la Cruz and Sasha James.
Happy pride, everyone!!
#magposting#HAPPY PRIDE YOU FUCKS#i will be keying elias’ porsche in celebration#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute#pride#pride month#ooc: aha…..heyyy guys…….
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Inktober day 7: VegasPete - possessive/jealousy
Pete got jealous after someone tried to flirt with Vegas during one of their meetings so now Pete sits on Vegas lap to let everyone know he’s taken. Vegas is not gonna complain and just enjoys it.
#vegaspete#vegas theerapanyakul#pete saengtham#the main family (Kinnporsche) is very disturbed by it#Porsche: Pete you gotta tell Vegas to stop making u sit on his lap#Pete: oh that was my idea :)#he’s wearing the main fam uniform here cause Vegas wanted to give a bigger fuck you to them and Pete agreed
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silverv feelings in spades tonight boys.
#cdpr you fucking psychos.#he chills in your CAR? in the new update#he says he MISSED V. in the update#he might've just been talking about his porsche. i can't remember if i've only seen it come up when someone's driving that specific car#but i am choosing to believe that He's In Love Actually.#i miss them so much#cyberpunk 2077#silverv#johnny silverhand x v
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Oh, Wut. You're here to check on me? Guys, leave us. I got something to talk to Sol about.
MY STAND-IN (2024) | Episode 8
#msiedit#my stand in#my stand in the series#porsche tanathorn#paradorn vesurai#msiep8#sasa gifs#clairedaring#userbunn#rinblr#uservix#userpharawee#userrlana#userrlaura#tuseralexa#userbon#absolutely floored every time you can really tell how young a character actually is... oh sol...#also#joe 🤝 sol#not knowing how to fucking lie#at least sol tried for a bit#and was promptly defeated by a 'bffr'
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kinn & porsche + my alibi ♥
i’m not on the major family’s side, and i’m not on the minor family’s side. i’m on your side.
#kinnporschesource#kinnporsche: the series#kinnporscheedit#kinnporsche#kinn x porsche#video#*#it’s finally finished!#for real now!#had to re-upload because something got fucked up#in the last one when i exported...#anyway if you love me reblog <3
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Nodt Nutthasid as Big and Perth Nakhun as Ken ↳ KinnPorsche the Series - episode 5
#they're only really in one scene this episode but GOD. WHAT A SCENE.#it has everything.#'are you fucking dumb bro'. teeny tiny ken getting up in porsche's face. big grabbing porsche by the hair. ken skipping. BIG IN SUSPENDERS.#kprewatch2023#kinnporsche#kinnporsche the series#big kinnporsche#ken kinnporsche#big kp#ken kp#nodt nutthasid#perth nakhun#apo nattawin#kenbig#darcey.gif#darcey.txt#kinnporsche.gif#bl.gif#kinnporschesource
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i deliver a quick drawing of the promised gl au vegas and porsche
#kinnporsche the series#kpts#vegas theerapanyakul#porsche kittisawasd#kinnporsche#not really vegasporsche but if you want to tag you can#fanart#my art#gl au#not friends not enemies not lovers but a secret 4th thing#the secret 4th thing is 'bonded by the desire to Fucking Get You'
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I do often think about how, when it comes to mafia husbands, one took his role out of duty and so his brothers wouldn't have to and one ended up in this life against his will and wonder if, given the chance, they'd choose differently, since in a world of fiction, there's always other options (ahem mr. Tang Yi & co)
- So what I'm saying is that I need a fic where daddy Korn finally drops dead and my boys finally choose the peace they deserve
#please and thank you#what i'm saying is#fuck you acceptance isn't the only option#also#do tell me your thoughts#kinnporsche#kpts#kinnporche the series#kinn anakinn theerapanyakul#porsche pachara kittisawasd#kp fics#kp fanfic#history 3: trapped
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Me when I see a porsche owner
#porsche#all porsches are shit#porsche = trash#porsche should be a swear word#fuck you porsche#american psyco#american psyco gif#Patrick Bateman
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Porsche: *looks at Porchay*
Porsche: Baby boy. Baby.
Porsche: *looks at Kim*
Porsche: Evil.
#tell me this isn't true#how the fandom thinks porsche is#and to an extent it's true#Porsche thinks of Kim as the coolest theerapanyakul with feral cat tendencies and sht communication skills#he's like#I NEED you to teach me those moves at Yok's but also fuck you for making my brother cry#now come here let me hug you and give you proper big brother cuddles#all the while Kim's very weirded out and has a face of deer caught in headlights#chay absolutely loves it#and encourages his hia#kim kimhan theerapanyakul#kinnporsche incorrect quotes#kinnporsche#kinnporsche funny#kimchay#porchay pichaya kittisawat#porsche pitchaya#porchay#porsche
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day whatever, i will never be over jump shouting "harder, harder!" while tutor is fully eating his ass.
#playboyy#playboyy the series#practically you can only go a certain amount of hard when eating ass#clearly jump just wanted to get fucked and tutor is too much of a bottom to do more than eat ass#and he won't get good sex with porsche for another few episodes#poor jump
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okay so what i've gathered is that nant & nuth probably had a very similar deal that nuth & phop have: sex work for drugs instead of money. idk if nant also developed feelings for nuth(like phop seems to be). nuth seems kinda obsessive so i feel like it's possible he developed feelings for nant, he didn't reciprocate -> nuth did something to him. would explain the necklace he's keeping & why he freaked out after seeing nont.
#idk#prom is also sus simply bc of the fucking smirk at the end. sir why are you inserting yourself in the investigation??#porsche is sus simply bc of the way he is treating jump. sir calm down.#playboyy#playboyy the series#mine
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