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lilslanted · 1 year ago
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Shit car
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lilslanted · 1 year ago
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Let's get real for a second.
All car blogs are:
97% good cars ..... (like this one)
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..... and 3% porsches.
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crushmeeren · 26 days ago
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ᝰ KATSUKI FUCKING YOU IN THE PORSCHE .ᐟ
̽ ⋆ ﹒♡﹒ inspired by this from @with-my-calamitous-love !
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“We’re gonna be fuckin’ late.”
It’s the third time he’s repeated himself, and Katsuki’s weak attempt at convincing you to be on time for yet another stuffy heroes banquet isn’t working. He’s been trying to show his face in public more, courtesy of his PR manager. But you know that you’d both much rather park in an empty lot so you can bounce on his cock.
Long, thick fingers tap the steering wheel in a quick rhythm, the muscles in his forearms flexing with every small movement. It’s the end of summer, and Katsuki’s skin is a bit tanner than usual. You thank God the weather is still warm enough that Katsuki’s rolled the sleeves of his silky black button up to his elbows.
Your stare is open and shameless, biting the inside of your cheek as he rolls the wheel with one hand to turn right. “So what? C’mon baby, the banquet will continue whether we’re late or not. Besides, you didn’t even want to go, Kat.”
Katsuki laughs, a short and rough sound. You glance at him and he meets your gaze, smirking, then returns to watching the road, flicking on the turn signal. “Fine, fuck the banquet. You love gettin’ your way, don’t ya? Spoiled girl.”
He’s teasing, but heat sinks low into your belly anyways. “Say whatever you want, but I know you love spoiling me, Katsuki.”
Katsuki hums in response. The hand that’d been resting on the gearshift lands on your thigh, palm warm and melting through your dress like butter. He squeezes once, gripping the fabric and tugging until it starts to bunch around your upper thighs.
Silently, you check your purse in hopes of finding a hair tie. You’d like to be somewhat presentable for the banquet afterwards.
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The backseat of the Porsche is quite small.
Katsuki’s too tall, and it’s not realistic for you both to be able to bend and twist to get the right angles. Not that the front is much better, but at least Katsuki can scoot his seat far back enough that you’ll fit snug in his lap. Even if the steering wheel digs into your back every now and then.
One of your knees is trapped between Katsuki’s thigh and the center console, pinching it to the point of being annoying but easy to ignore. The other presses against the door. You shift your weight, adjusting your feet so the tops of them are propped up Katsuki’s thighs and it relieves the ache on your knee.
Your pussy drags along his shaft as you do, the only thing keeping him from sliding inside is the fabric of your panties. He’d shoved his slacks and briefs to mid thigh before you straddled him and now the heat of him is unbearable.
“Fuck,” Katsuki chokes out, gripping your waist out of habit as his dick twitches. “You’re goddamn gorgeous, I wanna see your tits.” He moves one hand up to your chest and yanks down the collar of your dress, breasts bouncing free, and he seals his lips around one of your nipples, sucking so hard your hips jerk forward.
“Oh god, Kat, don’t tease,” you warn, fingers fisting the silky material over his shoulders. Katsuki’s tongue flicks your tender nipple, skating his hand up your ribs and down your waist, over your thigh and between your legs. He pulls your panties to the side, letting cool fingers slide between your lips. They briefly dip inside, and you rock down only for Katsuki to retreat.
Katsuki frees your nipple with a pop and leans back to speak, more than likely to antagonize you, but you surge forward and cut him off with a bruising kiss. Katsuki’s head knocks into the seat from the force of it, punching a groan from his chest. The clean, citrusy scent of his cologne curls in the air and tickles your nose.
You shove your tongue into his mouth, reaching down to circle your fingers around his shaft. Tightening your hold causes Kastuki to suck in a sharp breath, and you break the kiss to rest your forehead on his.
Rising up on your knees, you use your grip on his dick to tap his tip against your clit, a prickle of heat shooting up your spine, before you line him up and start to sink down. The soft heat of your pussy locks tight around him and Katsuki tenses up beneath you, latching onto your hips.
Your breath catches in your chest until you bottom out, ass meeting his thighs. Your pussy throbs from the burning stretch.
“Jesus,” Katsuki breathes, lids fluttering as he struggles to keep them open. “Feels too fuckin’ good, babygirl.” You nod your agreement, slack-jawed, and straighten your spine. It’s like Katsuki’s cock is in your stomach.
“Help me Kat,” you demand, bracing your hands on the seat behind the blonde.
One side of Katsuki’s mouth lifts into a smug grin, shifting himself a bit lower into the seat. Large hands cup your ass and squeeze tight enough to leave marks. “Hang on tight, princess.”
The first thrust sparks pleasure deep in your pelvis, heat rushing to your toes. After that, each time you push back to meet him, it’s slick, loud, and frantic. He fucks you fast and hard, this being one of the few times Katsuki’s agreeable to a quickie. The heat rises until the windows fog up, your handprint becoming very visible to the outside eye.
Once you’ve settled back into the passenger seat you touch up your makeup, thankful it wasn’t ruined. Although, your hair tie does get put to good use.
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calciumcryptid · 3 months ago
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Kinn would use pet names because he is the type of dork who would find them genuinely romantic.
Kim would use pet names because he thinks it gets him a good grade in boyfriend, a normal and possible thing to want to achieve.
Vegas would use pet names because he is exerting ownership in ways deemed socially acceptable, but he has to be pretentious about it.
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the-magnusinstitute · 7 months ago
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All staff and visitors,
It’s pride month! LGBTQIA+ inclusivity is a core tenet of our organisation, and here at the institute we pride ourselves on acceptance and celebration.
Tim Stoker, our LGBTQIA+ ambassador, will be organising multiple events throughout this month, including a Magnus Institute bloc at this year’s London Pride!! Today, Tim is holding a showcase of one of the more tame Leitners, a collection of comics by Alison Bechdel, led by self proclaimed ‘resident lesbian spokeswomen’, Bill de la Cruz and Sasha James.
Happy pride, everyone!!
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artfreaksmeout · 3 months ago
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Inktober day 7: VegasPete - possessive/jealousy
Pete got jealous after someone tried to flirt with Vegas during one of their meetings so now Pete sits on Vegas lap to let everyone know he’s taken. Vegas is not gonna complain and just enjoys it.
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masquerademage · 26 days ago
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silverv feelings in spades tonight boys.
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zhouxiangs · 7 months ago
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Oh, Wut. You're here to check on me? Guys, leave us. I got something to talk to Sol about.
MY STAND-IN (2024) | Episode 8
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kinnporsche · 1 year ago
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kinn & porsche + my alibi ♥
i’m not on the major family’s side, and i’m not on the minor family’s side. i’m on your side.
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kinnbig · 1 year ago
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Nodt Nutthasid as Big and Perth Nakhun as Ken ↳ KinnPorsche the Series - episode 5
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kinnporschegl · 8 months ago
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i deliver a quick drawing of the promised gl au vegas and porsche
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nippelitietoturva · 11 months ago
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I do often think about how, when it comes to mafia husbands, one took his role out of duty and so his brothers wouldn't have to and one ended up in this life against his will and wonder if, given the chance, they'd choose differently, since in a world of fiction, there's always other options (ahem mr. Tang Yi & co)
- So what I'm saying is that I need a fic where daddy Korn finally drops dead and my boys finally choose the peace they deserve
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lilslanted · 1 year ago
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Me when I see a porsche owner
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crookedkingdomruinedme · 2 years ago
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Porsche: *looks at Porchay*
Porsche: Baby boy. Baby.
Porsche: *looks at Kim*
Porsche: Evil.
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lugarn · 6 months ago
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day whatever, i will never be over jump shouting "harder, harder!" while tutor is fully eating his ass.
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summerfullofsnow · 1 year ago
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okay so what i've gathered is that nant & nuth probably had a very similar deal that nuth & phop have: sex work for drugs instead of money. idk if nant also developed feelings for nuth(like phop seems to be). nuth seems kinda obsessive so i feel like it's possible he developed feelings for nant, he didn't reciprocate -> nuth did something to him. would explain the necklace he's keeping & why he freaked out after seeing nont.
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