#fuck you guillermo

[megaawkwardhuman]

[draculasdatter]

i literally cannot think too deeply about The Bite. like. he was in the harsh sterile lights of a GAS STATION. with DEREK, arguably the worst vampire of all time. took his little cardigan off:(. realized what he was doing. said “maybe im not ready..” and then.. the Bite. like. it can’t be undone. can’t be RE-done. can’t be taken back. he deserved a dark room covered in a hundred candles and a velvet cape and maybe some red wine and violet roses. and a very serious nandor grasping his hand, kneeling by his side, gently talking him through the process until finally sinking his fangs into his familiar’s soft neck with the delicacy of a decade of pining :(

[missholloween]

If every week we're going to have a devastating nandermo moment that involves Nandor being the bigger person but also crushed by it while Guillermo continues to build a life for himself outside of the vampires thus distancing himself from Nandor I'm not going to make it

[satan-wishes-he-was-me]

it’s about getting everything you want and it not being enough and it not being what you wanted. you thought you wanted respect and now you think you have it but do you? you wanted to be a part of the family but did you ever? you love them you love them you love them but loving them is violence loving them is loss loving them is hard. you’ve done it anyways. now you should be happy you should be happy you should be happy but you aren’t because this isn’t what you wanted. you wanted a fantasy and this is too real. you just wanted a family now there’s blood on your hands and in your mouth and your mother would raise a stake to your heart without a thought and did you ever really want this?

[nandermoenthusiast]

im just imagining nandermo in a very enclosed space like for some reason they gotta be chest to chest pushed up against a wall and its awkward for a moment but then nandors eyes are just boring into guillermos and guillermo has that uncertain but unwavering stare too, and is this what is gonna take for them to kiss?

[deliciousnecks]

guys... my dudes... fellas. i'm just gonna say this but like... maybe i'm not looking at things right, but like... there seems to be a lack of room under the stairs (could be the fact that nandor destroyed the fuck of it) it could mean many things, and i don't like jumping to conclusions (mostly because i don't like to look like a big fool), but like... i'm just saying!

[toastywindow]

gotta make a separate post for this cause i saw this post that mentioned that if the sires are killed their OG bodies catches up to how long theyve been alive thats why they die instantly; and the fact that nandor knows that guillermo's body is gonna age for a month??? means that he might've knew or probably had an inkling that guillermo changed to a half vampire this WHOLE FUCKIGN TIME. A MONTH??? A M O N T H? NANDOR, IM IN YOUR WALLS

[skydaemon]

btw if you even care the ACTUAL bad ending of wwdits is if nadja remains aimless and unfulfilled, wandering from project to project without intention or internality

[leporidaecervinae]

i cannot tell you HOW pissed I would be if ten years down the line Harvey and Kayvan did a reunion tour of cons or some shit and they admited that they agreed to play nandor and guillermo as in love with each other in spite of the writers and that's why all their little moments are so interspersed throughout the show and easy to miss. I'd be SO pissed (thrilled)

[megaawkwardhuman]

I will never recover from this

[ohbebop]

Tried to look up all the "fxcking guy" lines of Nandor. And 5/6 of what I got, Nandor is saying it as an expression of annoyance, but his "THAT'S MY FXCKING GUY!" when Guillermo was able to defeat another familiar when they were in the Night market, it was not said because he was annoyed. It was because he was proud. He took pride of having Guillermo as his familiar. And the use of the possessive adjective "MY"?? UGHHHH ♥️ It's obvious that he doesn't want someone else to claim Guillermo as their own familiar.

But basically, it's just because he's in love and closetly gay for Guillermo. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[wolfpoets]

what is with the like - fear of criticizing tv shows all of a sudden. if you're a loyal fan of a tv show and you put time effort and money into engaging w media? you get to have Opinions about it. on the internet, even! where others can see!

[barren-heart]

I believe we moved on too quickly from this

[asytho]

This week required some serious self indulgent art, so here are some vampire date night looks.

(Guillermo's jacket is based off of this suit, I just changed the colours and the print to work better for Vampires)

[baldpeoplehater]

oh okay so they’re trying to break my heart this season no biggie

[daddyhoothoot]

Me watching What We Do in the Shadows every time Harvey is on screen: Look! It’s Vassago!