#fuck yall honestly

[annie-handholder]

when people complain about sunny cast becoming "Holloywood", they talk about the plastic surgeries, businesses, how they dress, how they sound like rich assholes on the pod etc..(all bs imo it's fine to do all that) However, imo the biggest "Hollywood" thing is that they went from people who made an epsiode calling out Isr*el cleverly (The Gang Goes Jihad) to people who wouldn't say a word about the ongoing genocide on Gaza, in fact one of them, Kaitlin Olson, has loudly declared her support for Isr*el in an IG post (still up to this moment) with information that was debunked shortly after, she didn't listen to the comments and even doubled down on her bigotry and ignorance, and no-one of her co stars beeped a word about it or about the current situation so to me they're the same, so yeah, they're Hollywood now :/

Kaitlin IG post

[asterias-corner]

Can yall PLEASE tell me how to block tags because i am going to rot in my bed because of seeing brain dead posts <- nvm a kind soul helped me :3

this ends up on y’alls tag, that’s mb, tumblr kinda likes to do that 💀

I’m going to rant below, so you pro endos and endo systems can leave before you angrily type in the replies with steam coming out your ears

bro… you all sound fucking stupid as hell i have no remorse for you at all 💀 “endos deserve a place in the plural community to!” Why? Do they get a gold star and a lollipop cus they have ‘people’ in their head? That formed NOT through trauma? Bffr it’s a TRAUMAGENIC DISORDER! NOT PLAYTIME WITH VOICES IN YOUR HEAD! I have suffered through SO much fucking trauma, just for endos to try and exist. Dude, you ARE NOT VALID! Your label goes against literally the entire basic criteria for being a system… i do NOT want to hear from your dumb ass.

“Oh! But stop policing other people’s labels! You can’t do that!” OH NO! WHATEVER WILL I DO! OK GUYS! WITH THAT LOGIC, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO DISAGREE WITH MAPS, R@PESEXUALS, ETC! BECAUSE WHO AFE WE TO JUDGE? THEIR JUST LIVING THEIR LIVES!

if you support endo systems, or are one, STAY 50,000 yards AWAY FROM ME.

-🩸

[sassmill]

Apartment/condo/trailer hunting is making me ill

[buttdumplin]

going to look at houses with one of the boys because yall need a bigger one with more rooms now that ale and rudy have officially joined the polycule and the agent is really working the kids angle for "you and your... husband?" and ofc it's johnny who goes with you and he's feeding into it by only referring to them as "the boys" that by the time you've settled on a house and you get the agent to do one last viewing so they can all come see, her head fucking explodes first when she sees "the boys" and again after they all take their turns giving you and johnny your initial smooches, and the smile on johnny's face tells you this couldn't have played out as perfectly even in his dreams

[ricky-mortis]

Curtwen Week Day 4: Haunted

[hanlight]

Real funny to see people say the problem isn’t Carlos, it’s Ferrari… all while reblogging posts that are blatantly shading Carlos 👍🙃

[windingpathways]

I'M PREGNANT AND NEED TO NOT BE. PLEASE HELP

fuck okay so I can't believe I'm making this post, but here we are.

despite birth control and my best efforts, i'm pregnant.

i can't handle this right now for a lot of reasons-- i'm going through a divorce, i'm deeply in debt due to the marriage i'm trying to end, barely staying afloat as it is working multiple jobs. i'm multiply disabled and so far have been EXTREMELY sick every day to the point of being unable to function. i don't have the time, money, physical and mental health, or resources to deal with a pregnancy, let alone a baby.

on top of all that, i have an infection they can't treat while i am pregnant, so they're trying to get this terminated as quickly as possible. i have an appointment set for Tuesday, 3/28/23 at 2pm.

my insurance does not cover abortions except in proven cases of rape or incest. all this to say, I need to somehow scrape together $600 by Tuesday for the abortion itself, plus cost of transportation. it's also been difficult to eat lately and i've been living off yogurt and the few other specific things i can keep down, so help restocking the fridge would be amazing.

i am of course gratefully accepting donations but am also just getting started as a content creator and i'm happy to do custom pics/vids etc as well.

c*shtag/v*nmo are both $wanderingivy

contact me privately for more info

please boost if you can

[bunny-extract]

need that feral jealous konig so bad 😩

me too! Read this as an exploration of his severely malformed attachment issues…or as him being a horny freak both are valid.

So. König has a huge cuckhold fantasy where he's fucking you in front of your partner. Imagines that partner as Ghost because of course they do not get along, and of course you two do. Drives him absolutely mad, and he is not above taking that jealousy out on you.

His roughness would be sudden and unannounced, but not unwelcome. He'd take his time at your mouth, holds you firm by the hair because he knows how much you like when he gets mean. Works you up with his tongue licking against yours, his fingers pawing heavy at your chest while he thinks about Ghost watching. Could nearly feel the heat of his glare just then. Pissed, and as he should be.

Nobody should treat you so carelessly. Only König. Only to prove a point.

He'd undress you hastily. Hike your shirt up and pull your pants barely down your thighs before he's on you. Would use them to trap your legs together and bend you in half, your ass in the air.

The manhandling gets you hot, whining and reactive beneath him. You'd eat up the attention, and it's enough to make his cock twitch. If he really were taking you in front of your precious fucking lieutenant, König can imagine you'd be even wetter. Would surely ask to hang your pretty little head over the edge of the bed to get fucked. Christ, not that he'd let you. He's going to have Ghost watch, nothing else. König would sooner spill blood than share you like that.

Knees to your chest, he would make you spread yourself for him while he lines himself up. It's humiliating, makes König feel like he's fucking ravaging you when he finally sinks the tip in.

He almost rethinks not prepping you, but you beg him to keep going and he can't. Can't fucking listen to you when you say please. Smothers your mouth with his hand and sinks lower with the new angle.

It'd be slow, but he'd make a good show of pushing his cock into you, inch by inch by fucking inch. You'd feel it good the next morning, and maybe someone will notice the way you limp. How you wince over every bump in the road, when you bend low enough to feel the ache inside of you.

While he's fucking into you his muttering are desperate, promises of "I can make you feel this way whenever you want, you just have to ask." Imagines Ghost would have his throat for that, but his balls are fucking heavy and he's enjoying the way they pat against your ass. Uses the bounce of your body to fuck you silly on his cock.

“Feels so much better when I do it, hm? Like it better this way, don't you?" And you'd go along with it, eyes screwed tight in search of your orgasm. He'd fuck it out of you, hold you down with a hand over your neck, his thumb resting where your pulse is strongest.

He'd draw it out as long as he could, but his orgasm would hit him sudden and unstoppable. You'd still be riding aftershocks, spasming against him when he comes. Spills inside of you, and it's the best orgasm König thinks he's ever had. Watches your eyes go big and wide before they flutter, roll sinfully back behind your lashes.

"Heilige scheiße." And there's ropes of it dripping from his cock, tethering him to you. Drenching the dark hair along his inner thighs, slipping down your ass... Quite a mess, he thinks with a watering mouth.

Ghost would clean it up for you. For the both of you. In his fantasy, at least.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

so five and lila being a thing is going right next to allison literally sexually assaulting luther in the box of things we are absolutely under no circumstances accepting as part of canon right

[ovaryacted]

I know that a lot of people’s favorite part of the Deadpool & Wolverine movie was the Honda Odyssey scene which I agree with cause yeah, angry gay sex.

But I want to talk about that one specific part where the gang are driving to Cassandra Nova’s place in the void, and T.I.’s “Bring Em Out” is playing in the background. That one part where Logan comes out of the trunk from the van and he’s like swaying cause his dick is just so fucking big and he’s so cocky walking up to the group? Yeah that part? That was so sexy to me like…I’m sorry it keeps playing in my head rent free. I know somebody on this app has a gif of it but I can’t find it right now. I need that motherfucker so bad I’m going to scream like a godamn banshee.

[clockwork-carstairs]

friendly reminder that the only thing will would’ve changed about his life was to have more jem in it

just going to go tear my hair out and sob violently into my hands :)

[dj-wayback]

i think i smell another miscommunication arc on the horizon

[alexthemacaronian]

OUGHGGHRHHTDHHGRD IM SICK.

[aslightaddity]

“Oh hahahahaha Johnny and Alex wanted to create an avatar that wasn’t twink able, like that will stop us!” How bout you shut up.

Like genuinely shut up and stop.

There are like two characters that are consistently not twink-ified and that’s Martin and Peter. Let the avatars be fat or conventually unattractive or whatever. Stop making them into twinks for the love of fuck.

If you can’t draw anything but skinny dudes, learn. Stop making everything into a fucking twink. Bring some body diversity into your goddamn horror podcast, this also goes for the women not all of them have to be on the lean or skinny side. This is actually getting infuriating. You can make things sexy or attractive and not have them be just fucking twinks.

TLDR- STOP MAKING THE AVATARS TWINKS

[the-knife-consumer]

Bill is the villain of the series. Not Mabel. Not ford. BILL. oh my god. If I see one more post pinning literally everything on Ford I'm going to lose my mind. And before it was Ford it was Mabel. Mabel was a little girl terrified of growing up who got tricked by BILL pretending to be someone else. She didn't make a deal with him she got tricked (and even if she did?? Literal twelve year old she's just a kid). Also yeah ford did a bunch of horrible shit because BILL fucked with his head. Bill MADE him trust no one and isolate himself. Mabel and ford are not the bad guys the BAD GUY IS THE BAD GUY. SCREAMS AND RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES. COME ONNNNNMN

[milezperprower]

dark angel.

(heavily inspired by roberto ferri's "fallen angel")