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sequel to this ramble cause the way james talks bout the reduced cherik scenes throughout the xmen films in this video is making me want to kill people. 'we'll always have paris darling' what if we all blew up.
#xmen#xmen first class#xmen dofp#xmen apocalypse#xmen dark phoenix#cherik#snap chats#im gonna be sick ive rewatched this like five times#IM STILL PISSED AWF AND THEN HEARING HIS COMMENTARY ABOUT IT OUUUUGGHHHH#OOOH WHAT IF I THREW ROCKS#LIKE WHAT THE HELL WAS CUT. aside from that gorgeous 'where are you doing' scene in first class ofc BUT WHAT ELSE#im forced to believe there was a make-up and/or hate sex scene in dofp because wdym they were worried about censorship#LIKE WHAT. WHAT DID THEY CUT. CAUSE CENSORSHIP OVERSEAS IS ONLY FOR EXPLICITLY QUEER THINGS INNIT#maybe paris can be our always i hate it here NO I LOVE HOW THE PARIS BIT IS EVEN /THEIR/ COPE#LIKE PLEAAAAASSE im throwing up. maybe if i draw cherik ill feel better#on the real its genuinely so sad. like even outside of shipping this is still art being reduced#and what we have is still good but the thought that it coudlve been BETTER ...#again their connection is already good from what we have in the final but just ... the lost emphasis of it all if that makes sense#ESPECIALLY outside of first class and dofp- like their relationship really is so sparse in DP and apocalypse its so sad#i think what makes it esp sad is how upset james is about the cut material like its so nice that hes so invested in their relationship too#and its just gotta be so. Excuse Me What when youre told 'hey so your characters cant having a deeper relationship or we're fucked'#'even though the relationship between these two is one of the most fascinating aspects of this generation of xmen films'#is it so hard to want to see like .. even just an intimate 'friendship'. like would it be so bad to see them be so heartfelt#or even just bein a bit silly. or hell ill take them fighting again ANYTHING I BEG YOU the humanity between them is so important#LIKE PLEASE im gonna cope and seethe forever i fear#and when he said 'i thought 'its probably the last time we get to do this to each other'' :((((((((((((((((((((( shoot me#at least we'll always have paris ....
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I hate men because today after years of my brother mocking me whenever I talk about something I’m well informed on by saying I did no research I finally told him how much it upsets me. So straight after he brought up my male assault statistics and called them fake before leaving.
#like wdym you think 80% of violent crimes being committed by men is a ‘fake statistic’ how would that be fake it’s based on the imprisonment#ratios!!! Males will always feign ignorance to defend their kind no matter how ‘kind’ and ‘good’ they are#justice to my youngest bro tho (I’m raising him w feminist beliefs as best I can so he can be as close to a real good man as possible) who#chased after him and started asking him if he heard they were fake on Reddit (moid bros fave place to say I get my facts from)#my youngest bro is still a moid and he has his misogynistic moments (mostly interrupting me/he’ll swim underwater when I talk as a norm)#but he’s NOWHERE near as bad as my other bro in how often and rudely he does this (my other bro also does other worse things whereas this is#all the lil guy does [I like to believe I can teach him to be a proper good guy even tho I probs cant])#but yeah fuck all men they’re all misogynists#some are better than others and maybe we can ‘fix’ them (but we shouldn’t have to- I only do this w my lil bro cuz I’m stuck with him NEVER#try this with a friend or bf who you can end the relationship with at any point)#but they’re all misogynistic in some way or another#sunni posts#radblr#radical feminism#radical feminist safe#radical feminists do interact#radical feminists please touch#radical feminists do touch#radical feminists please interact#radical feminist community#trans exclusionary radical feminism
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It's been said already but I am confident that Jesper Kyd knew what the fuck he was doing when he composed the soundtrack of Assassin's Creed 2. The way Ezio's family became the literal main theme of the whole franchise, just rehearsed and remixed in different ways based on the game and the theme.
The way just hearing it when I open the world map on Odyssey makes me eight years old again with Ezio and Federico helping each other up on a roof and then gazing at the Cathedral of Santa Maria del Fiore with this dream of a soundtrack in the background.
"It is a good life we lead, brother."
"The best. May it never change."
"And may it never change us."
How do you expect an 8 yo to move on with life after THAT?!
#assassins creed#assassins creed 2#ezio auditore#federico auditore#ezio's family#assassin's creed odyssey#the nostalgia everytime#it has ruined my life#was there when a 17 yo watched their family get hanged and my life was FUCKED ever since#to think me and AC2 Ezio are peers now#well at least at the start#he was beating people and climbing houses#i fall down the stairs and need surgery#EZIO THE MAN THAT YOU ARE#wdym he's not real
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Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me
#i still cant believe how much this new opening theme goes off.... DREAM SAVE ALL OF US 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥#wait a second. the robot attacked 200 years ago. the void century was 800 years ago no????? what#oh see it was made 900 years ago.... but why did it attack 200 years ago then.... what happened#it is still so funny how they made evegapunk einstein but with some cunty long legs#200 years ago they gave rights to the gyojin!!! i see i see ✍️✍️also i still wonder why law and kuma have similar hat and pants designs#like there is NO WAY that much similarity isnt done on purpose. NO FUCKING WAY!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!!#are they annihliating cp ships akdhakskd yeah vegapunk letsgo#also the opening song is about dreams and the end one is about luffy reaching shanks...... havent got a clue why but there it is#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1098#also is lucci named lucci bc it kinda sounds like luffy. SERAPHIM KUMA HAS HIS DEVIL FRUIT???? vegapunk could only make zoan fruits????#also wdym when cp0 acts it means its some historic event. lucci is like 25. where are the experienced people here#sentomaru works for vegapunk??? maybe i forgor about this tbh also do theu have a doffy seraphim??? the fact they have animal names....#stussy letting kaku get hurt akdhsjsn oh atlas has lamb ears..... and lucci said she is is prey... no..... the foresahdowing :(#lucci you fucked up she just gave luffy food... that a death sentence look what happened to kaido#episode 1099#<- oh my god btw. god. jesus.#why is akainu telling the cp0 what to do or thinks he can do that... thats the world gov... also thinkng about how garp should fight him#and not luffy.... because of ace you know... i still wonder how did sengoku know who ace's father was... there is only one man who knew....#everyone trying to stop them from fighting ajdhsksjks two rabid dogs fr#LUFFY TAKING OFF HIS JACKET WHEN LUCCI ASKS FOR HIS WANTED SIGN!!!! GO OFF KING!!!! SLAY!!! THE CREW SAW HIM!!! FINALLY!!!#i have been smiling since he started the transformation this is so sick...... i have got a case of the luffy brain#zoan fruits steal the personality of the user when they awaken ✍️✍️ luffy???? nami being the only one who saw gear 5 <3 twins manifesto#robin being so shook about luffy being a god ajdbjansk wdym devil fruits exist because people wish for them. fairy magic real????#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE FROM ALTERNATE REALITIES WHERE SOMEONE DREAMT ABOUT THEM??? DOES HE TRAVEL THRU REALITIES FOR THEM???#jinbe has been making this face 😧 every episode three times it is amazing ajdhaksnsk poor man... now he sees a kid angel version of himself#after seeing hia captain turn into a god... he is gonna get a stroke OMG SENTOMARU WE JUST GOT YOU BACK#episode 1100#<- CRAZY. INSANE. OH GOD. ONLY 12 LEFT. THATS A WEEKEND!!! I CANT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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every time i look at yukimiya im silently hoping he's secretly the freakiest individual to ever roam earth
#freaky as in also terrifying#aint no way the gentleman facade is his real self#the only sane and Normal guy on that gentleman ranking is karasu#pls be really fucking nasty#deep deep inside#like the stalker type#the first love part of his profile........i wont be forgetting about That#wdym you had a crush on your friend's sister#elaborate#kokonui bro#ik he hasnt forgotten about her#interrigating him like You definitely have stalked her now you're older right#yukimiya kenyu#blue lock
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[CLOSED]
#girl wdym jaehyun enlistment.#shut the fuck up HE STILL HAS TIME.. we had time ..#jesus fuck just giant cba rn#GOD OF HEAVEN PLEASEEEEEEE#it’s ok.#this is obviously not real re: zreamy closure and jae enlistment#girl who is normal about jaehyun#star emoji
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i have artblock
the 1st drawings r recent(when i get artblock i just try 2 study anatomy idk)
transcript;
bernard; ok, so, listeners ask; jay, how is ur hair not damnaged? what deal did u have 2 make?
bernard; yeah whats ur secret?
jay; would u believe asian magic?
bernard(@ the same time); i mean how can we b sure-
jay; ber-
bernard; wait-
jay; ber!
bernard; wait! yk what i meant!
(thers a jump here bc i was 2 lazy 2 draw)
jay; im coming out again; ive been exposed. my hair is actually from my deal w/batman whos actually the devil
bernard; shup up shut up shut up omg
jay; 50 video special ill b cursing ber. get ready!
baernard; i h8 q n as
#srry 2 bernard who i made look a lil stupid kinda not rlly#he wasnt talking about jays hair @ all#by the “how can we b sure” he means in a “how can we bsure u havent made a deal?”#bernard dowd#jay nakamura#dc#“y did u make this?”#IM SRRY IM SO TIRED OF PPL QUESTIONING ASIAN HAIR PLS#“how is ur hair not burnt off?” “shouldnt u use less?” “is that ur real hair color?” “is ur hair real?”#hcing jay as having anime protagonist hair tho#cause i wanna b silly#2 any1 whos ever touched my hair trying 2 change it & ive told u “yeah thats not gonna work” & THEN U DID IT ANYWAYS FUCK U#im a lil angry lol srry#do ppl not know what poc ppl look like @ all or?????????#no cause ive been complimented on my “tan”...#its just my natural skintone wtf so u mean? i spend all day inside IM PALE AF WDYM TAN????#im ranting in the hastags LMAO GRRRRRRRRR#i just get rlly fed up w/just things i think#fksdlhgkjs idk wanna vent but i think i accidentally did a wiwltte whoops#oh “y did u make this” i wanted 2 color bernards hair lol#its such a dyable color!!!!!!!#colour??#WHICH WAY DO U SPELL IT????? THEY BOTH LOOK FINE 2 ME#ive been eating bread slices its pretty good#puppeeart#yeah im just trying 2 like fill out the tags again bc i think its fun#weeeeeeeeeee#every1 eat potato bread its fluffy & cheap(@ least where i live)#also screw my mom 4 living in la 4 a bit & giving me some of her valley accent actually#how dare u!!!!!(its entirely my fault bc i pick up ppls accents all the time klfdhsjkhf)
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if mike was straight, stranger things would've ended after season 2
#straight mike isn't real he can't hurt you vs stranger things fatigue#anyway i can elaborate on this#season 2 is a false ending#someone died but it was just bob and they used that to make sure no one ELSE died#mike might have gotten caught in the tunnels but he was rescued! it's fine! everything's fine! he's at the snow ball with el it's FINE!!!!!#and then season 3 picks up and everyone#they expected it to be over#i know that's a thing EVERY sequel season but in 3 they're all WEIRDED OUT by it#it takes them SO LONG to accept that the ball's rolling again#because they bought the false ending! the straight mike ending!#what do you mean it's back on? everything's fixed isn't it? mike should be happy#happy heart happy life#but no he's being unnaturally annoying and pissing everyone off and saying that plot activities are STRANGE#when he's the ONE person who's historically been like wdym? this makes perfect sense#when it's actually the weirdest thing in the world#but now Unsanctioned things are happening. hopper's fucking off with joyce to another state and mike did not Approve of it#it's Weird he says#This can't be a coincidence He says#as if he didn't make that call#which goes against his dungeonmaster role#as does his inability to track down dustin when he VERY MUCH WANTS to find dustin#and the plot usually rearranged itself to grant mike whatever he wants#not this time! you want hopper and dustin? sorry. they've been taken off the board. your move#there's a paradigm shift is what i'm saying#within mike both on a character level and on a plot level#what's the plot again? people being flayed aka possessed aka taken over by an external force and made to act unlike themselves?#fascinating#surely not relevant to the main character who's suddenly acting unlike himself though#certainly not#st posting
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#BITCH WTF#send off kills me every day#like wdym you talked to jake😂😂😂😂#he’s literally not real what are you HAHAHAHAHA😁#why am i not in us rn#WHY WAS I NOT IN SEOUL FOR FATE#jake#JAKEJRIE#what are you doing bro like please😰 im just a girl…#enhypen#UK#PLEASEERJROR🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏#ILL BE FUCKING CRYING HERE FOR ALL US SEND OFF DATES wondering why my pronouns are not USA🦅🦅🦅#god bless america
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i'll never really understand the hype around eren jaeger bc yeah he's not the first blorbo to be defended for war crimes and he will not be the last like i myself have defended many a meow meow despite the untold horrors they commit, but eren is just so fucking stale with it. like where's the flare. he's just so sad and pathetic all the time and THAT is why i cant get behind him
#and not in a blorboable sad and pathetic way either like i want to boo every time he's on the screen#which actually wouldnt be a big deal but eren stans are so fucking ANNOYING about him that i have to amp up the hatred#'you just dont understand his character' why are you mansplaining this anime boy#genuinely cannot convey the depth at which i dont care#GABI HOWEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR#this is why i do not interact with the aot fandom bc i feel like my opinions fundamentally oppose the literal base requirements#like if you dont worship eren and want gabi (eren's child equivalent. like they're literally parallels) dead in a brutal manner then gtfo#hiiii im watching the new episode wdym it's an HOUR watch this take me days to get through#where the fuck is armin??? levi???? HANGE??????? give me my REAL blorbos. where is jean. has reiner offed himself yet#aot#hella watches anime
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minho gets the least fav child treatment cause thats jinkis actual bsf 😭 i love how minho is usually all jinki hyung this jinki hyung that and also they were roommates too 😣😣😣😣 sorry i just need to rant about onho to someone
don't even joke about onho, lad
#real real !!!! minho bday live where jinki replied to his phone call acted all cute and then went but shut the fuck up abt the military 👤#or the minho igs after onew note captioned our cute jinki hyung and jinki looks like he doesn't give a shit in the pic...#them being roommates for the longest time is also so... wdym you just knew when the other was at home based on vibes#honestly minho gets the least fav treatment also bcs jinki likes to teasing him#and minho knows so much jinki lore like ttakbam stuff his brother likes him too much also like these two....#ofc 48 hours ep needs a mention#asks#anon#answered#like taemin's the favorite but with who the hell was jinki having farting contests UH#and no sorry... this is an open ask box...
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sitting here twiddling my fucking thumbs like a serial killer about to lose her shit bc a post casually referred to a character in utena as dead and there is literally no reasoning for it nor against it and there is plenty more FOR IT than NOT and they just said that shit CASUALLY as if it was not the most BATSHIT THING TO DROP MIDPOST
#personal#utena#utena spoilers#my world fucking crumbling down im gonna lose my entire shit. what do you mean shes DEAD#it makes SENSE!!!!!! IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD IT CAN LITERALLY BE 100% TRUE AND CORRECT AND RIGHT#AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT ABOUT IT NOT BC ITS RIGHT BUT BC YOU CANT REALLY PROVE IT WRONG#I HATE THIS SHOW I HATE THIS SHOW SO MUCH. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. AND ITS NOT EVEN A MAJOR CHARACTER#LIKE LITERALLY GOING TO GO INSANE. WDYM. WDYM. ITS NOT EVEN A USUAL ''EVERYONES DEAD'' THEORY FROM SOME OTHER#QUACKADOO FANDOM THIS IS REAL LIFE IM GONNA SCREAM#WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHES DEAD!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE DIED IN THE SHOW . WHAT DO YOU MEAN. HOLD ON.#LITERALLY GOING TO GO INSANE. LIKE THEY WOULDNT KILL HER. HE NEEDS HER. BUT ALSO. LIKE. THEY COULD. AND ITD BE FINE.#HE DOESNT NEED HER. BUT HE DOES. BUT HE DOESNT. BUT.#shit that is going to keep me the FUCK UP TONIGHT
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thinking hard about that old man
#redd posts#hfgh... 2bdamned......#his makeship plushie made my brainrot come back.#i didnt get his plush but fuck do i wish#hes so gender to me. transmasc 2b is real#i dont talk about hcs that much but hes trans to me im sorry.#wdym im projecting. nuh uh *wags finger*
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I don't know what to say... everyone got a happy ending except the people who actually wanted a real revolution and had a cause for it... but it's not like we had much of their opinions on this I guess... also no final lez sex scene... tragic
#the man silver is looking for is thomas i know it..... thats why flint wont kill him..... he will pop out with the i know where thomas is#flint and co being down to guerrilla tactics.... OH JACK MADE IT SKFJSKSJSK#silver realising that he did this tantrum that broke their crew apart for nothing cause flint really wangs madi alive.... DUMBASS#you know what i think the change between season in centering mostly everything around silver instead of flint kinda diminishes the causes#for billys grievances and betrayal and kinda descent into madness lmao bc his problem is with flint but it kinda is blurred in the distance#idk billy is very against flint and so was silver but the moment he got close to him those issues disappeared almost completely bc#novody complains about flint anymore... its just billy in the background and he just sounds petty#and then with silvers betrayal of flint bc of madi is just not deep enough like yeah your wife but that relationship is not developed...#and silvers relationship with flint actually is so it doesnt make sense#fistfight on the crows nest.... wow.... and billy drowns again!!!#is jack going to fight the governor HE IS GOING TO DIEE!!!#YEAAAAAH TWO AGAINST ONE KILL HIM!! FLINT KICK HIM WHILE HE IS DOWN!!!!#madi is alive my god..... silver was gon a end it all real quick#we could have done this before with twice the men but alas...#why is everything so eerie what is going on.... what is going to happen#MY GOD!!! FLINT IS MAKING ME CRY WHE IS HE SMILING AND PLEADING!!!! MY GOD!!!! FLINT YOU NEED TO MURDER HIM#EXACTLY WDYM THIS WAS ALL FOR NOTHING!!! CASTING IN THE DARK FOR SOME PROOF THAT YOU MATTERED AND FINDING NONE!!!#THE FUCKING TREATY MADI WOULDNT ACCEPT!!! SILVER YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!!#of course thomas was there....#silver i hate you but that was beautiful#them gaying out in the middle of the field akdbakns the soldiers just 🧍🏻♂️#you didnt betray her until now but it is literally the thought that counts#billy STILL ALIVE ajdjajj he is younger and more beautiful i told you.... he is unkillable#Featherstone as governor??? ajshaksjaiajwkqqjwkjwkakwkwwkwksa#look how happy max is ajdhaksjak YEAAAAHHH#jack that is a woman..... also ANNE AND JACK THE LAST PIRATES YEAAAHHHHH#THE PIRATE FLAG YEAAAAHHHHH#max and anne are smiling all the time now bc they get their pussy eaten on the reg.... it is true#talking tag#watching black sails
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Morning! I'm here to harass you. 🤭
Hangover status?
And how vivid is the memory of stream? 🤣
GOOD MORNING STARS you could never harass me 😤
and LIKE I SAID DURING STREAM i never get hangovers !!!!!!! ive also been awake since like. 4AM so even if i did get one i'd prob be fine by now LOL
and trust. i remember. Everything from stream.
#snap chats#IVE ALSO BEEN DYING LOOKING AT THE FUCKIN BJ CHAT (OUT OF CONTEXT STATEMENT)#WDYM YOU LOT ARE MAING A COPMILATIONLJLERVEJLKVEJ im thoroughly obsessed witht he art too.. i have saved all of it </3#im thinking back on stream and thinking of how many more times i cuodlve roasted kayla tbh ���#DEELGATING KAYLA TO KUME IS WILD THO i was thinkin ichi the whole time. tbh. aoki bullies ichi during streams real#also have a dumb doodle idea from it... lol... but ill do that durin drawing stream uhhhhh tuesday?#kayla and i were talking about it beforehand. or WHEN te fuck ever but yeah moving on#its how i remembered i needed to clean my suit a bit cause there was still sake stains on it FUCK#its fine now. trust. i take care of my suits like theyre my children <- dont spill alcohol on your children ?????#but yeah no im telling you alcohol is so weird to me becase i never forget anything and im Cognizant and always aware of what im doing#but yk. i do be a lil loopy 🥴 a 15 on the scale even 🥴 free rights to be stupid while only feeling KINDA bad about it#so funny how we were talking bout when id wear the masato outfit and i was like 'oh god prob not Ever if its with kayla'#and now we're doing it. part two. tonight LOL#you guys wanna see my shitty attempt at beard make up cause Highly Considering It
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being able to actually name Eight as eight in a swtor player name has been funnier than expected bc in a vet FP I was in, instead of addressing him by any written/shorthand version of his name or even his class like they would if it was ffxiv, they just called him "8"
#like the typed out single punch key number. 8.#best name to have in a raid group it is so easy.#swtor#ooc#this is the true convenience of numbered names which is why he likes it more than his real name canon confirmed#also i can technically call him hachiko.#idk why it cracked me up so much seeing '8 run' in chat#imagine if your outlander's name was a single fucking number and they weren't even spelling it out#eight's reaction btw if people ask him for his real name is but i like 8. it's easier to remember#which ofc put theron into a state of shock like what the. wdym you'd rather be a number#lana was just like ooooookay.
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