#fuck ubisoft

[ramen2233]

Happy 29th Anniversary Rayman, your company hates you

[thermalprinter]

Captain Laserhawk is weirdly accurate to how Ubisoft treats their games and fans, and I find that so ironic

[helphelpquesohelado]

Rosalina Headcanons!

Rosalina Headcanons 🙂

Rosalina’s dad looks like Orion from the Mario+Rabbids games.

Rosalina still has the crown, stuffed bunny, and other things that she had when she was a kid

Rosalina Grows an Inch Every Universal Reset. (Probably gonna become an eldritch monstrosity at the end of time)

She Struggles with memory, such as her childhood and stuff and struggles to remember what her parents actually looked like (lots of mental anguish lol) 

She got a bad case a Parentification when she was a kid (like, she took the role of being the mother for a bazillion lumas dawg)

Immortality (outlived her parents and brother when she was still a kid there for having to learn how to cook, clean, etc. )

Rabbid Rosalina reminds her of when she was a child. 

An absolute mental mess after the events of Mario + Rabbids sparks of hope

Thinks of the creations of Cursa as her own children (therefore loads of guilt over how she had mistreated them over he possessed state + said creations generally recognizing rose as the “mother” of sorts.

Mario had invited her to one of his usual activities such as golf and stuff. Rosalina is not used to socialization as she lives far away from civilization like a hermit, the company she is used to is her kids lol.

“Socialization? What's that?”

Rosalina touches grass.mp4

Lubba Was the First Friend Rosalina had ever made by herself.

Lubba also babysits the lumas while she’s away.

Seeing humans is very bizzare after being alone in space for a 100 years.

She starts to feel sad because all her newly found friends are going to die eventually, (tus why she’s in the depths of space). 

Although the one thing she’s really afraid of is causing someone mental anguish or being a bad mother (which she “was” to Cursa's army as Cursa :)

Rosalina sees everything as alive from the luma’s that grew up to be beautiful suns to the rocks, to the grass that grows in death's place. 

+Bonus Lubba Headcannon. He wanted to be a burning bright star one day like the others and had ate tons of starbits, but in his words “I had only gotten old and wide”

[guavagyal]

I don't know how some of y'all like Juan Cortez from Far Cry 6, he's like a Yaran, less funny Rick Sanchez who worked for the CIA, KGB, and Mossad (wtf). I avoid that mf as much as I can.

my theory is that he sold out Dani & Clara to sell Viviro after Yara was destabilized. man, if I wrote this story, I'd give the story so much justice & nuance. not that bullshit ending; that shit was like if RDR2 made you think Micah was the good guy lol.

[trooper-is-bored]

When game companies you used to respect just keep getting more scummy and greedy

[edgepunk]

I think we should be making a bigger fuss about this. I'd also rethink buying any Ubisoft games in the near future.

Full article here

[liqutos]

This is the part where I would give the whole “if buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing” spiel but i can’t remember the last time I wanted to play a ubisoft game

Either way piracy is completely justified! Buy physical copies of your games whenever possible!

[yogurtverse]

Such powerful and poetic speak for 'Ubisoft won't let us make another Rayman game'

[narcoticwriter]

Look, in any other instance, I'd be peeved by the enhanced ignorance of people upset about the newest Assassin's Creed game as I have the historical context of the setting and books I've read about Yasuke.

However, I'm genuinely more mad that people are being pushed to 'buy' the game in a way that isn't even theirs to begin with. And no one sane is going to spend upwards of $130 for an Ubisoft title. It's just not happening.

Let us not forget that Ubisoft is scum and that you shouldn't buy the game anyway.

[halbdaemon-kite]

Ubisoft exec needs to get comfortable with rampant piracy. :)

Ubisoft exec needs to get comfortable with "Not Having Any Skin"

[guavagyal]

I just think it's cute how Dani likes to call Jonrón or El Tigre about landmarks & areas in El Este, it's a nice touch of characterization with Dani which makes her seem curious about what's around her. definitely wish you could spend more time with them in the game.

you can even go to Libertad HQ to talk to Clara at certain points in the game's story.

[ign1ted-ember]

Ubisoft games aren't even worth pirating they're all the same shit where your an assassin, it's open world, there's camps you can clear or whatever the fuck, a bunch of collectibles to really squeeze that playtime out of you and who can forget the in-game stores in SINGLE PLAYER GAMES the only good games they've really made are far cry and even then that's basically the same thing except it has actually semi decent story aspects

[300iqprower]

I fucking knew "Extraction is for all the people who wished Rainbow Six Siege had PVE and solo play options" was too good to be true

congrats, you did the bare minimum of making a bargain bin left 4 dead clone where enemy HP/numbers scale to player count.

[foulfirerebel]

I thought I heard the old man say~

Leave her, Johnny, leave her~

Oh Leave her Johnny, leave her~

For the voyage is long, and the winds don't blow~

And it's time for us to leave her~

[halfratsalready]

Potential for killing Wanderrose aside, if this whole thing ends up implying that Leda’s reason for turning evil is the Traveler leaving, I will be so incredibly upset. Night Swan as a villain deserves a much cooler origin story than “a man left me 😔” and I will be so annoyed if they try to pull that. Give us the crazed, perfection-obsessed Night Swan that was implied in Enter the Danceverses and Dance With the Swan, not a dejected Leda who turns to the dark side because of a failed relationship.