#fuck this lol

[spoomkeearts]

Kel Omori

[tethrras]

i think the worst thing abt this situation. sorry i know everyone is fucking sick to death of hearing about it BUT WHATEVER. is that we genuinely understand each other soo deeply. like we understand each other on a basic instinctual level. he should be jumping for fucking joy that someone understands him so well and still loves him (i say, projecting). and yet he takes me for granted and treats me like shit and i just. why. lol. why is this the hand he's dealt me

[pnkq]

It was like a train wreck, so horrible, ugly, and depression-inducing, yet I couldn't bring meself to look away....

"Spongebob-chan, Meester Squeedward-san, why would ya do this to me?"

"Mr. Krabs-kun!!"

"Eugene-sama, this isn't what it looks like..!"

"Then what is it, squeedward-san"

"Spongebob-chan was stood up by Patrick-senpai, so I took his place-"

"Y-y-you replaced him!?!"

"Y-yes, Eugene-sama."

"Konnichiwa guys, I'm here-"

The large star male then gasped.

"SQUIDWARD-SAN, DID YOU JUST FUCKING CUCK ME?!"

[dom-guilfoyle]

Hey folks, Redbubble have just announced some new gouging on top of their regular gouging that makes the notion of continuing to use their service pretty unpalatable. Unless they reverse this new fee structure I'll be deleting the Mistholme merch store at the end of the month.

I don't have a replacement in mind, as from what I understand all similar print-on-demand sites are similarly awful, but I'm just not interested in supporting this kind of naked greed at the expense of small artists.

[nothing-but-paisley]

TMI: periods/pms

Me: wow I really am loathsome human garbage unfit for public consumption, maybe I should crawl in a hole with a bottle of whiskey and cry about it

Also me: realizes it's been like 3 weeks since my last period 🙃

[bentleyhacker]

how the fuck is nintendo still charging full price for 3ds games the shop is CLOSING TOMORROW

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[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

[spaceistheplaceart]

thinking about what mabel and ford have in common <3 sweaters, diaries, and bad breakups.

[chemicalburns]

isnt it the saddest thing to have someone go from being your lifeblood to an utter stranger seemingly overnight? everyone who knows me knows parts of you. i still reference our inside jokes, i just have to explain them now. what a shame that the language we invented outlasted us.

[catsinacottage]

Proceed with caution when eating at restaurants in general but also like fast/fast casual restaurants- I have coworkers that don’t wash their hands, can’t read in their native language, just refuse to take the temperature of food, and all around just fuck around with basic health and safety so idk be mindful

[valtsv]

i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.

[crumplstiltskin]

bros au but they're 12 years apart and jujutsu tech scouted sukuna quite young

[mintytrifecta]

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