#fuck that whooooole shit

[anonymusbosch]

yup we both got laid off along with like 60 other people

[toadsrbutch]

going to fuck around and put a they/them pin on my lab coat. probably also a little kitty one. but, yeah, we will see how that goes over 😗 *sweating*

[rootspiral]

Agatha All Along deep dive: episode 6 part 3

(Wandavision entries: [1][2][3])

(AAA entries: ep1 [1][2][3][4] ep2 [1][2][3][4] ep3 [1][2][3] ep4 [1][2][3][4][5][6][7][+1] ep5 [1][2][3][4][5] ep6 [1][2][3] ep7 [1][2][3][4][5][6] ep8 [1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9] ep9 [1][2][3][4][5][6])

I think this might actually be my favorite Agatha, for real? Like, the ring binder. The pOUTING. She's SO serious. I want to talk to her in a baby voice, just like, to be supportive of her little things.

And the Bohner family reunion shirt, of course. the gray socks, the garden hose sprayer as a gun. To use tumblr lingo, that's the saddest meow meow of a woman I've ever seen, and I'm obsessed with her.

GAY ON GAY VIOLENCE

joe was holding for dear life, but he didn't laugh. because he's a professional.

billy putting all the hours he spent on tvtropes dot com to good use

he's always a little smug, like he thinks he's in control, that he knows better. when he actually doesn't know shit! that's the whole attitude he brought to the Road.

and that's detective agnes o'connor to you, you little punk.

the click pen gag destroys me. this is 5 minutes of kathryn and joe being silly and, look, does it further the plot? no. am I having fun? sure am! so who's to say it's wasted time?

and the way she looks so small and lost when reality slips in for a moment, she is so precious to me.

look at the hand going in witchy position, the real agatha fighting to regain control. what a great acting choice.

for context he spent all of five minutes in the closet before bursting out in a a cloud of nail polish fumes. and it still was five minutes too many

the draMATIC zoOM IN

you thought quicksand would be enough to kill thee agatha harkness?? you're gonna need to put some more effort to it, some flair! and what's more, she's gonna complain about it the whooooole time

fare thee well swooshy coat

I just realized all the little innocent questions billy keeps peppering agatha with are exactly because he can't read her mind, so he's trying to get information for the Road on the down low

you guys keep accidentally shaping reality. it's a fairly big tell.

she tries to joke as usual, but when billy doesn't respond she sighs and tries to be soft and thoughtful. she's not AT ALL comfortable opening up so it's laced with manipulation, but hey, she tries

goddamnit she's crying again. I told you she loves billy for being billy, and not just as a nicky stand-in. this is the brilliant little boy who could always see right through her, and agatha has loved him since the day he was born.

hey there kiddo. so you've killed a few witches, happens to the best of us. look at me, killing witches never opened a gaping black chasm in my soul or anything. you're going to be fine.

billy is so not amused

just like with wanda, there's so much there. sympathy, thirst for power, genuine interest in cool witchcraft, self preservation, fear, desire. she wants to connect, she wants to squash him like a bug, she wants to steal his powers and run, she wants to MOTHER him

and in all this whirlwind of emotions, mothering wins out. and it's projecting and it's selfish, she's telling him what she wishes her own mother would have told her.

she is uplifting billy and giving him a pep talk, but she's also giving herself a pep talk. she's proudly claiming her status as a survivor, while also trying to justify - to herself and to billy - all she atrocities she's committed. like I said, there's always so much there. at least 90% of her is purely selfish, and then there's a luminous little corner of her soul that is capable of so much love.

and at the end of a speech that started calculated and became all passion, she reclaims her identity as a witch, despite all the difficult history there. her mother passed on overwhelming internalized hatred and fear of witchfolk and - inevitably, some serious self-hatred. Her sense of identity and belonging is all fucked up, she must have been trying to negotiate and come to terms with it since she was a child.

and of course, being agatha, she hates herself while still believing she's the greatest witch that ever lived.

oooh, who's an edgy boy! I've been thinking about billy's defense mechanisms too, he usually goes for the innocent teen persona (a bit like agatha chooses to play cheesy characters) but he gets so very edgy and dramatic when upset. I think deep down he's more proud and self-involved that he'd be comfortable admitting, and why wouldn't he? he's so powerful. he can read everyone around him like an open book, a part of him genuinely thinks he's figured it all out. he doesn't like being told that he's wrong because ultimately he's TERRIFIED of being wrong and making a mess of things like agatha or wanda.

and he's carrying so much destructive potential that his growing pains, the mistakes that every young person ought to make, could have catastrophic consequences. that's why he so badly needs agatha's guidance, she's the only one who could possibly understand all that. if, you know, she could only work through her own shit first.

lmao that was such an elaborate (and cruel) way to land a joke. and she KNOWS tommy's name, she's just being a bitch

mustache!

billy getting in her face to yell at her reminds me of when she's confronted by jen in the finale, she tries to joke and deflect until jen no longer allows it. she is so afraid of facing her own responsibilities.

and she gets serious just for a moment, just long enough to betray how much billy's rejection actually hurts her. and she didn't expect anything else, so she keeps rejecting people first only to be heartbroken again when they do too. such a vicious cycle.

and the walls are up again.

and she swaggers off, the wretched muddy little creature. she looks almost cool.

next up:

yeah, it's lilia's episode.

goddammit.

[shieldofiron]

Saf...

I know it's been done, probably a million times, but...

harringrove roommates AU, idiots in love, and everyone ELSE can see it but they're both absolutely oblivious until an outside throws the word boyfriend at them forcing them to reevaluate.

and go, would it be so bad? everything would remain the same, only there would be kissing now and other stuff.

and then maybe they would decide to pretend they still have no idea to see how long it would take Max and their friends to notice...

that was my 2.20am thoughts.

going to bed now

ily

LOL also yet again, your one thought is like a whooooole enchilada longfic, my friend. And I have so many of those cooking. But I was inspired to write a little snippet of this. Consider it a slice of their weird little life.

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"I think I'm going to go on a porn fast."

There's no reason for Robin to give him that look. They talk about everything. He helped her check herself when she had an ingrown hair that she thought was an STD, for God's sake.

"What?" Steve frowned.

"A porn fast." She looked absolutely disgusted. He was talking about less porn, what was her problem.

"Yeah. Like 30 days, no porn," Steve shook his head, "I just feel like I'm doing it too much, you know. I'm gonna get carpal tunnel."

"Are you going to move out?" She smirked.

"What the hell does that mean?"

"What it means, Dingus-"

She paused when Billy waltzed in and pulled out one earbud, tiny shorts hiked up so high they were basically underwear, glistening from his workout.

"Have you seen my water cup?" Billy's chest was heaving, a drip of sweat sliding down the center of his chest towards his happy trail.

"You mean your basic white girl cup?" Steve rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, whatever, Pretty Boy. It's huge and it stays cold as fuck," Billy leaned in to where Steve sat at their tiny breakfast nook, and smirked, "I've seen you steal a sip."

"As if," Steve scoffed, "Robin he's obsessed with one of those huge Stanley cups."

"That is a basic bitch move," Robin shrugged, "He's got you Billy."

"Yeah he does," Billy licked along his lower lip, "You've seen it. C'mon, baby, tell me."

Steve sighed, "I washed it, because you never do. It's over there."

Billy snuck in close for a kiss on the cheek, and heat washed over Steve's body, probably from Billy standing so damn close after lifting. He was like a furnace, and Steve had fallen asleep with him enough on the couch to know.

"Thanks, Pretty Boy."

Steve watched Billy pop in his air bud, and assemble and fill his cup for a moment, shaking his booty to whatever his dumb workout mix was, only to be brought out of it when Robin pinched him.

"Don't know how you're gonna do a porn fast with your fucking boyfriend doing a playgirl shoot all around your apartment."

Steve's mouth fell open, "He's my roommate."

"Yeah. And you stare at him and jack off all the time because you feel sooo normal about that."

Steve kicked her weakly under the table, not even able to speak. He wasn't that way about Billy. Couldn't be. That was his roommate.

Later that night after Robin had gone home, he was curled up on the couch next to Billy's furnace of a body.

"Have you even had a sip of water all day?" Billy asked, eyeing Steve's diet coke.

"Yes, I have," He hadn't, "chill, you water obsessed freak."

Billy shoved the clear straw of his enormous silver cup in Steve's face, "Drink."

There shouldn't be something stirring in his stomach when Billy said shit like that. There shouldn't be...

"Good Boy," Billy said in a low laughing voice.

Billy wasn't his boyfriend. Nor was he porn.

But God help him, Steve was realizing he wanted him to be a little of both.

[thekrows-nest]

OK, now I've been through the entire blog before a while back, but I CAN NOT remember if this was ever answered. But does Krow get the cage before or after meeting Dove? Man got a human sized cage for his lover or for shits and giggles?

...You went through the ENTIRE blog? That's a lot of posts omg.

...

Lmao no it was not.

And I don't think I ever decided if the cage came before or after Dove. Either would make sense.

I think. Mainly cause it's funnier

He got it for shits and giggles.

A few things Krow has done or gotten just... for shits and giggles. The cage he may have gotten for what was supposed to be some art piece but then he never got the proper motivation to really DO something with it. So it's just been sitting at home.

AFTER meeting Dove though (and depending some uhh... certain fuck ups happen) boy it servers a whooooole different use.

[fictionkinfessions]

super duper love being extremely canon divergent in a lot of ways but especially like, my whooooole mindset during canon. like @ my more canon doubles respectfully, CANNOT relate. also makes the idea of reaching out to canonmates a bit messy like hiiii i'm probably not your guy i had a whole different deal going on. ntm i had like, notably a rougher time of it than in canon which is crazyyyy because canon me had it pretty fucking rough too its just like, shit that can happen in a shonen manga vs shit that happens in the real world actual life i was living if you get what i'm implying. anyway yeah i'm ~~not like other dabis~~ i fucking guess. very fun. slash s.

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[xanni-devito]

Witch Seokjin

Dragon Hoseok

Siren Yoongi

Dragon Namjoon

Fae Jungkook

Dragon Taehyung

Fae Jimin

—————

Moodboards for a VERY long running RP, Summer Thunder, where dragon coven Joon, Hobi, and Tae kidnap for ransom in order to survive as the last living dragons. They fall in love with their most recent catch, though, and a whooooole lot of shit happens, including but not limited to, Yoongi reaching maturity via soulmate bond, Taehyung becoming consort of a fairy kingdom, and Jin and Joon reviving a dead language. Also, a fuck ton of heinous smut.

[cashandprizes]

5+1 Redacted Headcanons

thank you sooo much @ejunkiet you absolute darling for tagging me, this is so exciting!

Tagging my friends (hope you weren't tagged yet): @bratty-telepath, @penncilkid, @zozo-01, @latenightsleeper share your headcanons with the world (tumblr)

Uhhhhh since it's me we're just gonna put this bad boy under a cut, minors dni go away and as usual we take canon out back like ol yeller k thanks let's get into it

1.

In case you haven't noticed, I have a lot of thoughts about Lasko Moore. I'm gonna talk about the fact that Lasko gives off such repressed Southern Bible Belt energy, tgwgigitgwdd. I think it would be so funny if he got rid of his southern accent until he forgets himself and says some real southern grandma shit like "Jesus Mary and Joseph" or "Mother of pearl" or "Jesus be a fence". I feel like Lasko's storyline is pretty queer coded and I think you know why not just add in a little religious trauma to top it off? Not only is being the magical queer son of an unempowered family hard, there's definitely some bible thumpers who think it's demonic, it's a sin, you name it. And who does everything is about church and you are filled with sin better than southern Catholics am I right? like iykyk. That man was repressed as fuck and moving to Dahlia and being around magic users was obviously so life-changing for him.

2.

Which is where it gets spicy, cause it's me. Deep in Lexi (@autisticempathydaemon) and I's DMs is what I like to call the "Unholy Trinity" files, which is me just talking about various redacted characters and their hoe phases before canon started and this post features two different headcanons. When it comes to Lasko though, like I said that boy was REPRESSED and once he was on his own? Oh he went wild. I like to think it started with him going with his roommates or something to an unempowered frat party and he was like "I want to be this free. I want to not have to think" and it started with him just getting drunk but then he realized there's an even better way to shut your mind off that doesn't come with a hangover - getting fucked stupid. The most important part of this headcanon though was at the height of his hoe phase, he was at an unempowered frat party on a weekend after one of the local college sportsball teams won a championship. Lasko was like a little fucked up idk maybe he took some molly or something but he decided that since they won the game, there should be a reward right? Which ends up being him letting like 12 dudes on the football team run a train on him like some kind of hentai gangbang. He doesn't really remember it, but he's LEGENDARY at that college for years afterwards.

3.

And then there's Doll cause it isn't me if I don't talk about Regulus. I obviously looove Reggie and while I hear the Regulus has kidnapped his listener and they are struggling against him, hear me out. I think it would be so delightful if Regulus's listener was someone who was at such a bad point in their life that Regulus was a welcome change. Doll thinks they're going crazy at first, but it's so nice to not have to worry about things anymore. They don't have to go to work, they don't have to worry about making and keeping friends, they don't have to worry about money - Regulus takes care of all of it. Regulus tells them exactly what to do and makes them do it and it's suuuuuuch a relief for them to have someone tell them what to do and to completely give into someone. Regulus to me seems like someone who needs to be needed and by god I gave him a listener who is so grateful for him erasing everything in their brain but him. Also playing with the idea that Doll could be blind, but that's a whooooole other post.

4.

Sentencing your partner to three hours in silly jail for their silly crimes against humanity. love me a hot honey pizza So I love Guy and have been listening to him a lot and talking about him a lot. It's almost a problem. But I have this hilarious idea that after Guy and Honey got together, lived together for a while, really got into each other, they needed to get a new apartment. They're not super well off, but they weren't willing to compromise on the fact that they needed to be on a top floor and sturdy ceilings so they could have anchor points for suspension. Because Honey loves tying Guy up, gagging him, and sitting in a chair nearby with a cup of coffee getting some work done and their hoodie on while Guy... hangs out. get it, hangs out??? anyway there's also a sign in the room that says "Silly Jail" which Guy finger painted for Honey as a joke but is hung on the wall.

5.

Milo..... oh Milo. How I have mentally corrupted you. This is part two of the unholy trinity files. I think Milo used to be, and I say this in the kindest way possible, a bit of a fuckboy. He was a good guy, he was really polite, but he wasn't interested in relationships but definitely into sex. And Milo Greer got AROUND. Lexi and I were like "how many people in canon can we have made him sleep with and can we put them in a groupchat called 'raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by milo greer' where they just trade stories about how buckwild he got before he grew out of it" and it's HILARIOUS. Somehow Vincent, Sam, and Alexis are in the gc and they HATE IT, Lasko and Gavin are in there, Hudson definitely is, and just a bunch of people. There's some HILARIOUS mock texts we made that I will share with you. “I didn’t know I could squirt until Milo Greer” "milo greer is all i can think about when people talk about men growling in erotic novels. i asked him for a demonstration for a book i was writing and somehow I ended up with my panties shredded, covered in bites, and dehydrated. my novel is doing really well now btw" "i cannot believe milo has fucked me and both of my siblings. good to know you're all here, say nothing about it ever" "when he said my size was not a problem he wasn't fucking playing. he deadlifted me because he thought it would make me feel better. this man had my ankles by my ears. no man has ever compared" "you know how guys like to say they can turn lesbians? if he got me, he could get others. lesbians are no longer safe"

+1

And last but certainly not least I have been a whore I am a whore I will continue to be a whore - If being a hot werewolf boy means you don't have a knot, I don't want it anymore untrue but my point stands. I love a/b/o, I love knots, I'm a monsterfucker, what can I say? I think all of the Shaw pack would really just be improved if being a wolf shifter meant you got a fat knot. I know can't be the only one, come on somebody.

[baddingtonbitch]

pls tell us ur thoughts on veganism (#2 from the ask thing)

my thoughts are good! i've been exclusively plant based before for years and i had a largely good experience with it, and i think it's a great thing to do for people who want to and are able but i also completely understand not wanting to. i also think it very often gets made out to be something it's not, but every diet and lifestyle has adherents who are kinda...deranged and misrepresent it. there are people who hate vegans for very stupid reasons and there are also vegans who are very hateable for very good reasons that are not their diet (usually extremely problematic influencers) but like, vegans aren't monolithic so it can all get pretty frustrating and exhausting to witness the media try to come to some singular conclusion about a huge movement and massive number of people based on a really myopic view of very loud and bad examples.

like anti-vegan raw meat fitness bros and shithead podcasters who antagonise vegans are putrid but so are the vegans who view themselves as morally bulletproof for loving animals while being very privileged, out of touch and racist, wearing plastic fur and leather, shaming people in food deserts or referring to sustainable and traditional practices of indigenous cultures as "barbaric".

it's also not a miracle cure or protective spell against cancer and people who tout it as one are fucking cunts. there's a few public figures here in australia who have done a lot to make vegans look completely insane, saying it will cure anything from covid to brain cancer or smearing themselves in blood and shrieking at people in restaurants. but then there are also always people who are eager to denigrate everyday vegans for nothing at all.

but in my own experience i've never really gotten into any irl discourse with anyone about it, every vegan i've known personally was very normal about it and so was i when it was a part of my life. the people who make asses out of themselves on either side duking it out online and in the media in some kind of eternal hot take battle clearly have bigger issues than what they do or don't put in their mouths and on their bodies. they mostly have a lot of misplaced anger or shame or really any combination of vitriol and distress and this is one of the hills they've chosen to loudly die on as a coping mechanism. at the end of the day their main issue is that they haven't made peace with the limits of their own influence and their sphere of control and it's broken their brains so the anti-vegans hatefully obsess over people not eating bacon and the unhinged self-appointed ambassadors of veganism do reprehensible shit like comparing eating animals to the holocaust. like when piers morgan interviewed tash peterson i wanted the studio to collapse and kill them both lol

in my own experience, my own circle and my own day to day life it has been a primarily positive thing. the main negative i've experienced and the reason i'm not currently exclusively plant based (or exclusively anything) is that following any kind of specific or rule based diet has triggered a relapse into disordered eating for me in the past. that's a whooooole different conversation for another time lol but i'll just say that the vast majority of what i eat now is plant based, and when it comes to the fraction of my diet that isn't, i'm not going to guilt myself over it. while i can't claim to be doing EVERYTHING i can, i'm doing as much as i can while prioritising my mental health and enjoyment of life and i'm a lot healthier now doing that, physically and mentally, than i was when i was a raw vegan letting the concepts of morality and purity and right and wrong in regards to food trigger me into a greenwashed relapse.

i also have the awareness to know that my subjective experience with that pitfall is not the fault of vegan philosophy, just a distortion of it peddled by "wellness" culture that i was particularly susceptible to given my past experiences. and besides, charlatans are not exclusive to veganism, the people on tiktok spruiking raw liver diets and borax smoothies also claim to be doing it in the pursuit of some nebulous ideal of "wellness" so....

basically in conclusion i still personally see the value in being as plant based as i can feasibly and comfortably be, but my relationship to food has been so complex and difficult in the past that i'm ok with pursuing something i see as worthwhile without allowing shame or pursuit of perfection to factor in. and i've also got enough going on with my own relationship to food that i don't really care what anyone else puts in their mouths. if you're vegan or not, just do what you feel is right and what works for you and makes you happy. regardless of my own feelings on veganism and my own history and future with it, everyone and anyone else's diet is firmly outside of my jurisdiction and none of my business. we've seen how trying to dictate the dietary choices of other people has made both pro and anti vegan people become crazy assholes so let's just focus on our own choices because that's all any of us can really control.

(oh my god i didn't mean to write you a novel but all these thoughts just spilled out lol, sorry for the text wall and thank u for asking! <3<3)

[rivetgoth]

Yk I get just as annoyed at those people online who call themselves goth punks or whatever while the most alternative thing they listen to are a small handful of household name emo bands as the next guy, and personally I never had an emo phase and genuinely dislike the majority of emo music I’ve heard across a wide range of bands and I can very confidently and concisely explain why my personal preferences do not tend to overlap with emo music’s sound a lot of the time, but I’m NGL I am starting to feel like anyone whose whooooole entire thing is how much they HATE emo music and emos and how emos are soooo fake and less alt or legit than THEM, a REAL actual PUNK GOTH GRUNGE ALT FREAK, is just doing the extremely corny terminally online equivalent of those boring ass alt music guys who throw a huge fit about “pop music.” Like focus on yourself and your interests man uplift the things that bring you joy spread your passions support your local scene try saying something beautiful and true, also just speaking about actual material interaction in the real world whether you like it or not there are tons and tons and tons of emos or ex-emos that go to goth nights now, I talk to people all the time who got into a broader range of alt music through being emo when they were younger, and they are 500000x more legit for going out to the club and supporting their local scene than any bitch running a blog on tumblr who doesn’t regularly go to clubs or shows or can’t even NAME any local bands let alone go out of their way to support them in any meaningful way but complains constantly about the purity of alternative subcultures tbqh. I also just ultimately am a music fan above all else, I kinda believe you can find good music in absolutely any genre you explore regardless of how much you believe you dislike it and I HAVE found emo music I like despite a staunch overall dislike of most major hallmarks of the genre and I think it just almost always sounds lame when someone parades around that they are an alt music fan but talks of entire genres like they are absolutely incapable of being good. Especially when actual emos (NOT the MCR FOB PATD bitches on Tumblr) know like dozens and dozens of bands I have never fucking heard of and they complain about the fake ass self-proclaimed “emos” that don’t know shit too LMAO. Like I am just a guy who loves music and I love people who love music so I can relate more to some random emo at the club who is excited to tell me about an upcoming concert for a band I would never willingly see in my life than a tryhard Tumblr recluse with a gore blog who posts about how much they hate emo music to feel better about their lack of friends / community / social life.

[leaf-inthewind]

ayeee, so things didn’t work out with sunshiney boy. we are still gonna be friends though. he’s a good guy, and I still like him as a person a whooooole lot! But truthfully I was not having a good time with the anxiety shit. I was so on edge all the time. I’m sad because we had some fun but I’m also unbelievably relieved.

I think I need to find someone that makes me feel at ease. But NOT someone to cure my anxiety bc obviously that’s not something someone else needs to do. But yeah….I need someone with whom it’s just….like fuckin breathing. Maybe a daddy type? Lmaooo😂 I mean…..sunshiney boy was just a boy after all.

But….I’m a gorgeous woman with beautiful long dark hair and huge magnificent tits, an excellent gorilla grip, and, most importantly, a fucking amazing soul and personality. I’m cool, intelligent , funny, and interesting.

Redirection at its finest. It’ll happen for me! I can’t wait 😊

[starbright-sunset]

-phighting update dream / hyperphixation dream- 27 / 06 / 2024

so in this dream phighting got an update and the whooooole lobby got revamped but it looked nothing like how it was supposed to, big tree in the middle of a conquer point with three spiky portals that were rings? that curved in on themselves and were transparent, the tower, bridges, and buildings were completely gone and it was pretty open-air… there were plants and dark green vines everywhere on a big tile brick floor like if the characters got sized down sorta?. i remember a part where i was absolutely DEMOLISHING everybody else at the conquer point like if it was some sort of free for all match as stargazer rocket, killed ban hammer. killed catshot. killed another stargazer rocket. and then that rocket seemingly walks away from the point and comes back with aN ARMY OF STARGAZERS. so i am clearly outmatched and decide to just. run because what else can i do at that point and the entire horde of fifty-something rockets start chasing me, i run outta the way and all that using my movement abilities and when they get too close the dream just ends suddenly…

you might just need to bare with me on this one i promise i don’t do crack

(as for like the emoji uhm��. illlll decide on that later) (<- im HEAVILY indecisive rrrrgh) (have a great day :D)

AN AVALANCHE OF STARGAZERS! [If u get the reference, then you're so cool <- You're cool either way btw] Also I like- Space-themed/dimensionally broken version of Crossroads would be cool honestly.... Like something cosmically has FUCKED UP and it's effecting the world around it. I'd love to see a space-themed Crossroads, or maybe even a space-themed map! [Ik we have Space Knights but like- I'm not the biggest fan of how the map ITSELF looks] And nah bro I feel like if I could actually REMEMBER my own dreams I would have some crazy shit like this too. Thoroughly enjoyed reading this. You have a wonderful day too :D!

[fire-fira]

Blue Devil #5

This page is just a whooooole lot of 'Fuck this demon shit', 'Fuck this white people shit', and Nebiros trying to relive their glory days.

With a surprisingly well-made "temple" that looks like Nebiros was vaguely inspired by Castle Grayskull from He-Man.

[siirkaian]

Anyway. With the context that Joseph's story currently ends with him killing his abusive now-ex (and it's fucking tragic bc my MADD world was thousands of hours spent watching those two as the Perfect Couple, they were my Parents when I'm a "terrified of family" schizotypal)... I was talking to [person Joseph is based off and who roleplays him occasionally] about bringing back VortesKa-, who was originally the third in the trinity of Siirka and RahjKa- like... Literally in 2011 or some shit. They were a sona before I stopped... existing in my MADD world lmfao

I was talking about bringing him back and making a whole new chapter. A new ending, not daydreamed but consciously roleplayed, written, whatever. A healing relationship between the two of them... Idk. There's so much tragedy irl and in universe and I don't think I can actually write the Earth half of the story if I don't pull out VortesKa- again or at the very least just give Joseph a fucking way out (of tragedy, of the spiralling into non-existence, of my HEAD)

I think it'd be cool. Siirkaia is a weird story in that it is alive, it's channelled, it's based on people I know including before I met them this life, it shifts under it's own skin, it talks about itself, it writes itself before it's written... I want VortesKa- to be a scribe god and given that Siirkaia is.... very... it twists and turns in on itself lmfao. Meeting the Writer NOT in a fourth wall breaking way but in a "this story is literally a reflection of how actual irl complex spiritual stuff works" way... Really fits the ending complexity levels. Like Joseph's freedom.... The whooooole Siirkaia plot line plays out, then focus moves to earth, then it's both planes as they collide, then Joseph's freedom sparks the Ending Plot of the stories where Deus comes in and starts turning people into wire frames and animating them and programming them on screens and writing shit.... Yeah. Idk I think introducing the Writer Of The Stories But Not A Fourth Wall Break is a fitting thing to put in just before Deus lmfao

[burningfeathersx]

"First of all." Stan started at the voice trying to yell at him. Ripping his pitch fork right on free now that he didn't need it to do the pinning work for him. Smashing, not even piercing, it into the head with the laser beam to obliterate it from functioning correctly. Leaving behind rust and mechanical decay.

To be clear, every one of these images was being impressed into collective psyches. Willing or not.

"You come into MY house and try to tell ME what to do. Got all hopped up on Luce-juice and think you're just king of the whole ant hill! Really cannot get enough of that." He's amused, still. In that casually annoyed way that's completely self-assured. Stan flipped the pitchfork around and threw it into the frozen prone body of Lucifer. Just hard enough the prongs cracked through ice and BARELY kissed skin enough to make blue blood seep out under the same ice. He'd get back to THAT shit in a minute.

"I do what I want when I want. That's the whooooole thing about it all." He looked down at the cracked up screen. "Heh, you know what? You're sooooo hungry."

He crawled all fucking freaky and gross to hover over half-frozen maw with his own nasty mouth--and barfed. Well, only in technicality. He didn't really have a stomach and he didn't have any other exit to his body so was it really barfing? Anyway, viscous goop shot out of the endless void beyond the teeth. "Eat up, princess."

Corruption, decay, ichor. Dissembled souls, maybe. Tar-like. Ain't that familiar.

If it weren't for some of the souls Vox had managed to gobble up in that time, his strength to keep up this massive form likely would have waned. It still was, when the mouth doing the swallowing was suddenly stabbed and letting out a screeching mechanical wail of struggling gears before halting. The use of electricity also stopped when Vox had noticed Lucifer taking the hit, but before he could react with more physical force, his body was being trapped in ice.

Steam rolled off of his body from the effort of trying to break through, but the ice seemed to be unable to be melted even from his electrical heat. Exhausted and spent for the time being, Vox's main screen head, mouth still split in jagged glass mouth crackled a hiss of static rage in Stan's direction.

Settle down? Fat chance! But if Stan was keeping his god damn hands off of Lucifer, Vox would relent for now, hacking up a bit of void goop and blood from his main head while the one with the laser still stayed locked on to attack if needed. The shark head and the stabbed one were trapped under the ice.

He was dealing with a lot of pain from the formations straining his body. His time was almost up. His soul could only handle so much stress to its form before reverting back.

"LEt HIm gO," came Vox's distorted glitching voice.

[muffinlance]

dragon!Zuko AU Confirmed <3

Thank you to everyone who sent in ideas, there is a wonderful amalgamation coalescing in my brain-space right now and I'm 88.3% sure it's workable. Still feeling out the edges to make sure it's got a proper end game, but the start and middle are firming up nicely. Tentatively slotting this in to start towards the end of blind!Zuko/roughly at the same time as accidentalGuard!Zuko. I'll make sure to credit y'all properly, that was mighty fine brainstorm fodder you sent me. <3

Premise: Dragon blood is widely known to be strong in Fire Nation veins, and shifters rare but valued; the royal line is particularly well known for them. How do you think the Dragon of the West got his name? His final winged assault on Ba Sing Se after his son's death is a thing of legend. To the other nations, this is literal proof that they're facing an army of inhuman monsters. No quarter can be given against this enemy, or against the spawn they leave in their wake: a touch of fire on a war child will quickly sort the real children from the monsters, as outside flames are what trigger the change.

At the age of thirteen, Prince Zuko knelt in the Agni Kai ring and declared himself his father's loyal son. But when his father scarred his face, his dragon form was far from willing to submit. Ozai bears the scars from that day just as surely as his exiled son.

Or: AU in which dragon!Zuko is sick of human!Zuko's cognitive dissonance shit, and ready to throw down for the good of his nation. Now he's just got to get his other half on board...

Sokka, gesturing wildly at bbDragon!Zuko rolling all over and play-fighting with tolerantAdultFigure!Appa about five minutes after a raging catch-the-Avatar-rawr human!Zuko tripped over their campfire: "This is the most bipolar dragon ever!"

Aang, to no one's surprise: "Can we keep him?"

A literal tale of Zuko reconciling his daddy issues. But with dragons. And Zuko keeps kidnapping himself to the good side.