#fuck that maid man

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Avatar Love talk 1: Who is the messier Avatar?

Kyoshi, looking at Korra's love life: ......... Korra: ........Kyoshi don't say it. Kyoshi: And here I thought I was messy. Korra: Kyoshi no! Wait, you messy? Aren't you a clean freak- Kyoshi, ignoring her: Really? You pulled your whole squad? You caused a whole situation? You really broke up a couple, twice. And made them both fall for you? Korra: I was 17 and never interacted with people my own age! Give me a break! Kyoshi: I lived on the streets and the only people who interacted with me my age just hit me in the head with rocks. Korra: ...............................I'm sorry. Kyoshi: No, no. It's fine. The reason I'm shocked is....I don't know who is messier. Korra: Come again? Kyoshi: Like is it you? Me? Or Kuruk? I need to know which one of us is the worst, it's keeping me up at night. Korra: ????!!!!!!!!!!! Really?! I...I wasn't expecting this development. Kyoshi: Oh yeah. Yours is a doozy. Kuruk? Man, I cannot even fathom a number to put to the amount of women he was with. Kuruk: I heard my name and came, but I'm thinking I should leave. Kyoshi, grabbing Kuruk: Oh no buddy boi, you still owe me for that damn poem. Korra: Wait, if Kuruk's a manwhore, and I had my squad wrapped around my finger.... What did you do? I thought you've only dated Rangi? Kyoshi: I had a crush on the false Avatar Yun at one point. Korra: Oh that's not- Kyoshi: He stabbed my girlfriend in the back. Korra: .............................. Kyoshi: Oh, and I had this guy feeding me a poem so people would think I was crushing on Rangi-which I was but that's besides the point. Kuruk: Sorry about that again- Korra: Wait that doesn't seem so bad! Kyoshi: The poem he fed me was originally about Hei-Ran. Korra: ...............................Another woman? Well I mean that's a bit-it's not that bad right? Kyoshi: Hei-Ran is Rangi's mother. Korra: Oh.....oh no- Kyoshi: And they look almost like twins. Korra: Oh....Oh dear Raava. Kuruk what did you do? Kuruk: In my defense, the only people who know that poem is about Hei-Ran and not Rangi is.....Me, Kelsang, Kyoshi, and now you! Korra: Holy shit that.....it's still a special kind of messed up. But hey as long as no one else knows- Kyoshi: Korra, sweetie, I have sooooo many mommy issues. And this bastard over here dropped a nuke right on top of it. Korra: ...holy shit Kyoshi: Now I'm not saying I am the messiest, but I'm def in the top 3. I'm still reeling.

[ijjstlostthegame]

For some reason my brain always imagines young Kuruk looking like:

While Kuruk post Yaoping/the maid as:

I FUCKING HATE THAT FUCKING MAID I WANT HER HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER FOR ME TO FEAST ON, LET ME AT HER

[beyondthislifetime]

People who truly dislike Edwina Sharma are wild. Heaven forbid an 18 year old be charmed after being almost relentlessly pursued by an older man. Three married women, including her mother, are for the match. THE QUEEN is for the match. The only person saying he isn't right for her is her sister and like I'm sorry but my sister could swear that a man wasn't that into me and I would not listen if he BOUGHT ME A HORSE!???!!?!!

[oliveee-star]

Remus and Sirius' wedding night:

Sirius (obviously very drunk): James do you think the band will let me sing a song

James ("maid of honor"): you know what? go for it pads.

Sirius: *climbs on the stage and the band starts playing Suds in the Bucket*

Sirius: SHE WAS IN THE BACKYARD SAY IT WAS A LITTLE PAST NINE

Sirius: WHEN HER PRINCE PULLED UP, A WHITE PICKUP TRUCK-

Remus: *tearing up*

Sirius: -SHE STUCK A NOTE ON THE SCREEN DOOR, "SORRY BUT I GOT TO GO"

Sirius: *starts dancing in his dress* THAT WAS ALL SHE WROTE, HER MAMA'S HEART WAS BROKE

Regulus: *trying to get Sirius offstage* okay time to get down-

Marlene (bridesmaid): *laughing in the back with Peter*

[meherya]

The double is scratching an itch I didn't even realize I had

[allpromarlo]

words cannot describe how angry i am PACKING UP THE REAL BROTHER FOR THE FAKE ONE THAT WENT MIA FOR THREE YEARS??? GEGEEEEEEEEEE

[lacnunga]

DO NOT GET DISTRACTED

[incoherentchanting]

more of g-man’s unforeseen consequences

[gifti3]

okay so im back to reading how to survive as a maid in a horror game (i was literally in the middle of the last book and got distracted with other shit ahah)

and i wanna talk about this part in book five:

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"Adrian sat back in his chair, lifted his glass, and swirled it around as if it were real wine.

It gave me chills to think that a part of me would soon become a part of her. When this blood flows through your body, seeps into your heart, beats in your veins, becomes your breath.

Maybe someday I'll see the world through your eyes, and the world you see will be so much more beautiful and alive, and there will be no greater joy than to be completely you.

Adrian's fantasies kept him awake at night."

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so quick explanation, hilda catches a cold and adrian of course thinks about the possibility of hilda dying due to this so now hes made a plan to secretly start feeding hilda his blood to prolong her life and stuff since hes a demon

anyways this part had me wondering how it feels to love someone this hard. is this even feesible in real life?? are there ppl out there who love someone this hard? ive never liked anyone like this and i doubt i ever will but im still curious about it

but outside of that i was also feeling kind of bad for adrian because of how anxious he gets about hilda, like the vibe changes so much when we read stuff from his POV, i feel like im watching someone losing their mind

[mossfeed]

had to go to the hospital this weekend for my dad and while i was there my brother tried pulling my mask off me im still so irritated

[monstergirlthighs]

Happy Birthday to the guy so babygirl he drove me to self shipping! Nobody is going to look at this so I refuse to put any more effort in <3

[gigantomachylesbian]

Is bridgerton good. well no. they are CONSTANTLY bringing in the most batshit societal implications for no reason and also it is deeply milquetoast in all of its politics #feminism. But do I enjoy it? well yes.

[atomic-sludge]

Flipping violently back and forth between "Imposter is overrated and gets too much fandom content. I dont want to contribute to that" and "Imposter is such an intriguing and interesting villain I'd love to explore that."

[irishbreakfst]

Isidor and ida straus

[nu-metal-confessions]

just once, i'd love for fred, sam, john, and dj lethal to allow wes to paint them + dress them all in a signature borland stage looks for a show. i think it would be really fun and entertaining to see.

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[fakade]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STAR @aachromaa DREW CAT MAID LARRY