#fuck off vex!

[starsabovethesun]

Digital Teardrops ( Techno but also not )

Zane was acting weird.

They were always weird, in a way, but this was different. Zane was distant, even from PIXAL. Actually, PIXAL had also been acting weird. His weird bit wasn’t very long, as he went back to his normal self after a few days. The Nindroid would say as little as possible to their teammates. Interact as little as possible. The only person they did seem to talk to at all was Lloyd, and even the green ninja didn’t get them to talk very much.

One night, everything changed. It was a Friday evening, which meant Kai was cooking and Cole was doing the dishes. Kai had made a plan to try and get Zane to talk, and he put it to action that night. “ Kay, I finished dinner! “ Kai yelled, which basically summoned the whole team. Kai had made peanut butter noodles with snow peas and carrots. “ It smells amazing! “ Nya exclaimed. Everyone else agreed as they all sat down.

Zane sat in their usual spot in-between Jay and Cole. As usual for the last few weeks, Zane didn’t speak unless they were being talked to directly. All was normal, and Kai’s plan was in action. He, for almost all of dinner, tried to continuously talk to Zane directly, as that was the only way they would talk. It was casual talk. Nothing out of the ordinary there, until after dinner was over. Everyone went to their rooms and eventually fell asleep.

Except for Zane.

They just couldn’t. The reason they had been acting weird was because they were afraid. Afraid of their element, afraid of their thoughts, afraid of themself. They hated being left alone with their thoughts because they were afraid of what they had done when they were the Ice Emperor. They had hurt so, so many people. Ended so many innocent lives. Lives that Vex made them end because they were in his way. Zane got off of their bed and opened their window. The stars in the sky danced around the moon. This far away from the city, Zane was able to actually see them.

They were always there for the others.

When Kai broke down about his parents, or when Cole became a ghost, Lloyd when he was forced to age and become the chosen on to save the world, and Jay and Nya about the erased timeline. These are just a few examples. Zane was always there when the others showed vulnerability and tears, but they had never shown anyone else their vulnerable side. Even PIXAL has been vulnerable around them, but he had never seen them like that before, even when he lived in their head.

It wasn’t like they didn’t want to ask for help, but they just felt like it wasn’t worth the trouble. “ Hey, Zane? “ Were they hearing things? “ Zane! Hey! “ Nope. Zane turned around, and there in the doorway stood Jay. Their blue boyfriend had his curly hair down rather than in a ponytail, which made it reach all the way to the middle of his back, he wore blue pajamas with white lightning bolts and yellow smiley faces. He walked over to the white ninja, who was very much taller than him. “ Jay, it’s late. Go back to sleep. “ Zane said. “ No! “ Jay cupped their cold, metal face in his hands. “ Not until you tell me what’s wrong! You’ve been not talking and acting really weird for weeks! Please, Snowball, what’s going on? “

Zane shook their head. “ I’m alright. Now please, go get rest. We have training tomorrow. “ They replied. They weren’t lying, the ninja did have training the next morning. “ Zane. Seriously, what’s wrong? You know you can talk to me, right? “ Jay asked. Tears threated to escape Zane’s eyes, and sobs attempted to escape their throat. At first, they kept it down, but after a while, they pulled Jay into a hug and cried into his shoulder. “ Hey, it’s ok, I’m gonna stay. I’ll stay all night. I-if you want me to, that is. “ A muffed ‘yes’ came from Zane, and the two then fell onto the carpeted flooring of Zane’s bedroom, and Jay just didn’t leave.

If this is what it took for Zane to feel better, then this is what it took.

[sluckythewizard]

PART OF A BIGGER DOODLE PAGE. WHEN ITS DONE ILL TUCK THE LINK INTO THIS LITTLE X RIGHT HERE ----> [X] I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE TOM N JERRY DYNAMIC W EMIZEL N VEX. IMAGINE BEING SO SO HAUNTED BY A LITTLE GUY THATS JUST SSSSOO FUCKING ANNOYING.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[criticalyasha]

C3E76 - 「 Scary can be beautiful 」

[yioh]

takes like these genuinely make me want to FIGHT. ANSHSJSBSBS. they rly said that BL does better because they just love it more then yuri fans love GL. LIKE R U FCKINF SERIOUSSSS THE AUDACITY????? HUH????

MAYBEEEE it’s because yuri fandoms are not BIG enough. maybe just maybe the problem is a societal issue???????? why WHY exactly do you think yuri fandoms aren’t big?? WHY are people not interested in female centric stories?? maybe just MAYBE it’s because of misogyny and the lack of interest in women from people like YOU instead of the yuri fans not trying hard enough??????

[blorbologist]

“I know you” with Vex and Scanlan?

[Getting to these late oop, busy last couple of days; Send me three words + a pairing/character and I'll write up a scene! Not Perc'ahlia please <3 ]

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Their usual table looks a lot bigger with only a handful of Vox Machina present. Actually, it looks positively huge thanks to Scanlan being here, which… Scanlan, yeah.

Someone - Percival, probably, given how neatly even each glass is lined up - got them too many drinks before most of the party left. Vex’ahlia works on the last one now. It might be Direheart, though she can’t quite identify all of Whitestone’s liquors yet. Not for lack of trying, especially with how today is going. 

The Meat Man, who is Scanlan, who looks about as un-Scanlan-ish as Scanlan could probably tolerate for this long, is rubbing his sternum. Like he’s having chest pains - which means Scanlan is rubbing his forehead through the illusion? 

Yeah, she’s nursing quite the headache herself. Thank you very much.

“So - tell me,” he’s saying, and he sounds nothing like Scanlan. Except for the moments where he almost does in the same way Kaylie sometimes resembles him. “How could you see it was me?”

Scanlan taps a little rhythm into his glass with a nail. Scanlan, but taking up too much space and yet just as much as he should. Tap-taptap-tap. 

A few more tap-taptap-taps as Vex thinks. Or doesn’t - her mind feels willfully blank, an empty shot glass. Everything meaningful in her gut where it churns, happy and sick at once.

He elaborates: “I mean - this thing has held up to a lot of scrutiny! Including from mages, because they really like their antiques apparently. And I had an audience with J’mon and they didn’t say anything either, and they’re a dragon!” (tap-taptap-tap) “Is the hair not realistic enough? Or the clothes? I really practiced. If there are any weak points to my disguise, you really should let me know.”

The pace of his fingers finally falters. Tap. Tap. Almost like he’s worried. “How could you tell?”

There were so many little tells, which is part of what is making this post-reunion drink so unsettling. How he talked about himself, and the fake-grandiose talk, just all the talking. The gait of a gnome in legs far too long for him. That big grin made just Scanlan’s size that fit this face just right, but not right enough. 

She does not say any of that. Maybe because, who fucking knows, he might do this again. And she might need to use these tricks again.

“Well, darling.” Vex’ahlia drowns her drink (her own nails go tink) and throws it back with deliberate nonchalance. Scanlan surely sees through it just as she saw through him. “I know you. So.”

“We all do,” Vax’ildan interjects at her shoulder. 

Fuck! When did he vanish? How long has he been back? She realizes she’s decently tipsy when she actually gives him the satisfaction of jumping. 

“You fuck!”

Vax grins, clapping her on the shoulder. “Barkeep gave me a bottle so we’d leave and stop freaking out her waitstaff with all the day drinking.” His eyes flit towards Scanlan, who was regarding them warmly. Like he missed this. The gnome-but-not deflates as Vax says, “Oy, Scanlan. Mind if Stubby and I just have a drink, us two?”

“Of course not. The hugging was getting a bit much.” Like he could make them stay, in her city.

Which reminds her -

“I’m glad he’s back,” Vax says quietly as the door swings shut behind them. “So glad. But - gods, what’s with all the fucking lies?”

Vex’ahlia smiles weakly. “I know, right?”

Tap-taptap-tap go her nails on her finger, where a ring would rest.

[avephelis]

creative urges ONCE AGAIN only hitting when i am BUSY FOR FIVE HOUR. like wow i can't WAIT to get home to my tablet and instantly lose all motivation

[dilfsuzanneyk]

people have gotta stop touching others without asking first

[xiaofiaan]

OH FUCK NO IT'S PRACTICALLY GUARANTEED. because it goes from the deathwalkers ward → mythcarver → titanstone knuckles → fenthras → cabal's ruin/whisper (and obviously the rest) BUT we've seen deathwalkers ward and mythcarver already and they're setting the next batch of episodes so they can split between the feywild and westruun (vex and grog's obtainments) and then they're going to find out that ripley stole cabal's ruin. the season is literally going to fucking end with percy dying

[shrekyaoi]

which cod characters do you think would be vampires rather than werewolves?

since vampires don’t exist in the au pyrrhus belongs to i’m going to place this in a different theoretical that also lets me have some of the wolves from pyrrhus be vampires instead

with that out of the way: gaz, nikolai, and anatoly.

people that are wolves: makarov, yuri, and soap

price and ghost are both human.

making makarov or either of the humans vampires is very clearly the most obvious option but makarov being something so visibly monstrous and hating it is more interesting to me, as is making price (fucked up monsterguy ever) and ghost (lowest hanging fruit) human. i can see gaz getting turned during an op but price keeps him on anyway because he thinks it gives them an advantage even if that means now they have to do some tactical necksucking every now and again. similar deal with soap, but to be fair he might have also just been born a wolf and price liked his vibe too much to turn down the opportunity. vampire nikolai is hot. the dynamic between makarov and yuri with makarov being the bitch that turns yuri scratches my brain and would work either way with makarov being a werewolf or a vampire so he would always be what makarov is

[localguy2]

The amount of potential you could have for Zane character development if you bring back the never realm in Dragons Rising...

We know the ninja were lost during the merge, potentially all of them scattered about randomly in this new "ninjago + other realms" realm, so...Just chuck Zane back into the never-realm part of this combined realm.

Okay great, a nindroid in a place he doesn't want to be in, mostly because of his time as a ruthless ruler here.

But oh wait a fucking second, Vex is also back, and he's sided with the Imperium and he's basically the leader in the never realm area of this combined realm, Hunting Dragons is one of his goals but his main one is just to maintain control over the realm.

And the people of this realm are trying to fight back (without much success).

But wait, Zane's here, former Ice Emperor and leader that ruled over this realm, and after a lot of back and forth and a lot of distrust, he's eventually elected leader of the resistance in hopes that his skills of leading (when he used to be the Ice Emperor) can help bring Vex's rule to an end.

Except here's the thing, Zane wasn't really a leader during the Ice Emperor stuff, arguably Vex was more in charge than him.

And Zane knows this but he can't really say it, not when he's now a leader.

And he absolutely fucking hates the fact that he's the leader of the resistance, cuz it only reminds him of what he did as the IE, but he also recognises that he needs to lead these people, he's basically their only hope at this point, if he fails than Vex's rule will be absolute.

It also serves as a way to redeem himself fully in the eyes of the people of the never realm, and it can also act as a way for him to forgive himself for what he did, making up for the past and all yknow.

Also serves as an excuse to bring back Akita and Krag and other prominent characters from the never realm.

[captainshadowshifter]

Today apparently I will be fuelled by pure rage. Noted.

[monstrousparalysis]

What if you wanted to write a normal (read: it's gore porn) fic about a man doing consensual Experiments on his rival, but the man himself kept derailing the narration to talk about how much he loves his wife (read: who is also his sister)

[nyaagolor]

I need more characters in media who have had horrible things happen to them and-- either from lack of caring or not understanding the gravity of what happened-- aren't really bothered by it at all. I need more characters that are just so unfailingly optimistic and bright and friendly that they change the entire mood of the narrative by sheer force of will

[cupiare]

my brain loooves counting and tracking things and keeping streaks and does the ios fitness app that was set up without knowledge with a random daily step goal that i toss and turn at night if i don’t reach. me if i don’t close the circle

[bifairywife]

amazing, show-stopping, insanely gut-wrenching, has now imprinted in my mind forever that i can never know peace, will never emotionally recover