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Can cismen sit down and be quiet about abortion? No one gives a fuck about your opinion. This ain't got nothing to do with you.
#god it pisses me off when people talk to cismen and listen to their opinions on this shit#fuck off sir#men are the worst
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JOHN TURTURRO for Zegna (2025)
#john turturro#zegna#HI SIR#he's so fucking hot#I would tear those clothes off him with my teeth lmao#I'm so glad people are falling into his trap finally#I've been there for 3 years now snskwk#edits*
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the hero of this page is emily taking no shit
#hazbin hotel#hazbin#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin alastor#hazbin angel dust#adam#emily hazbin hotel#sir pentious#niffty#nifty#husker#huskerdust#hazbin hotel husk#angel dust#vaggie#tater's art#vivziepop#lucifer watching alastor be a girldad: fuck OFF#the radio demon#charlie morningstar
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Obsessed w Doffy’s sunglasses/googles combo so I had to draw somethin with it but then wani too <3
#Would he wear the sunglasses under em? His shades are such a weird shape I dont think itd be possible! Hrmmm….#He woudlnt take em off around just anyone tho ofc ofc hehe#Dofladile#Dofuwani#donquixote doflamingo#Sir crocodile#One piece#Also obsessed w the idea of them being childhood friends somehow….. so thats kind what this is too. Meeting after years… its so cute T_T#Eye strain#Maybe!? These colors are kinda fucked sorry lol#Digital#procreate#fanart#my art#edit; added screentones
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One piece fans are great cause no matter who you are, where you come from, what your age, gender, sexuality, socioeconomic status is, 1 of these 4 middle aged men will inevitably become your blorbo. Margaritaville uncle, big titty mob boss, morticia addams, or assigned clown from birth. They're all hot, homeless and obsessed with a teenage boy. The world's worst polycule. Choose wisely.




#one piece#sir crocodile#shanks#buggy the clown#dracule mihawk#one piece meme#they are starter pokemon#they also show up do something important then fuck off for 300 chapters#its mihawk for me. shanks is close second. this is why i ship mishanks#doesnt mean you dont worship straw hats or supernovas just that one of these guys in particular will scratch your brain
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Alucard and Little Integra doodles? Don’t mind if I do!
#I like to imagine that he’d be something of an older brother figure#he’s ready to take care of her and make sure she’s okay but he’s also ready to annoy the shit out of her#for all that Walter is Integra’s father figure Alucard is also there causing a mess in the background#I also think it’d be funny if they had to go grocery shopping once because it’s Walter’s day off and they fuck it up royally#maybe I’ve been thinking too much about Alfred pennyworth *shrug*#hellsing ultimate#sir integra#young sir integra#i don’t ship them#I think that they’re silly#alucard (hellsing)#doodles#my art#not a reblog
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I'm sorry what the hell is the context for this

#he just on a fucking motorcycle#off to adventure#thomas and friends#ttte#ttte sir topham hatt#ttte thomas
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Lando really needs to understand that his car is miles above everyone else's right now or god help me.
#“why do you keep asking about the car” because your team built a fantastic car.#sir this is an engineering sport💀#keeps saying its the drivers be so fucking for real rn lando you literally went off.#oscar was stationary on grass came out a lap down and still managed p9. the car was literally 3 seconds faster than everyone.#give some credit to your team wtf#anti lando norris#<-i guess i dont really know#f1#australian gp 2025#sir you're not the underdog anymore please
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Yeah Valdo you are so normal
#mha#mha fanart#i wanted all might to just tell him to fuck off so badly#like love his little speech and all#but just tell him to FUCK OFF YOU FAKE#please#mha dark might#And can y’all just picture valdo sitting by himself in a dark room#just watching that video over and over again#like sir you need to touch grass please#mha you’re next movie#mha all might
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the elder scrolls series ultimately is pro imperialism and colonialism as another post on here said but its also kinda weird how in morrowind the guys of the empire like. totally suck but there is this implicit belief that the empire is still good and full of good guys and you have to side with them morally when you are quite literally coerced into it
the other games dismiss this or downplay it or outright erase it. but morrowind was like. rly weird in that sense. where i cant tell if the person who wrote those things in was aware of how pro-imperialist the game is and was trying to subtly critique it or if they were just clueless and thought it made the empire more badass
for starters you're a prisoner released and pardoned only because the emperor wants to use you as a political pawn to destabilize a country. when you are set free in a hostile country you follow what is familiar to you and what is asked of you, ending up in the service of caius who then implicates you in serious crimes while tasking you with getting information. if you go against your orders the blades have proof you committed a felony going into dwemer ruins. or they could publicly expose you for grave robbing with the explicate purpose of helping someone commit necromancy, a serious crime and social taboo in morrowind that would make every dunmer demand your execution. before he then sends you on increasingly dangerous missions to gather intelligence that could seriously land you dead or imprisoned in the ministry of truth for the rest of your life. and they wont care if you die, they'll just find someone else who doesn't know their parents and was born the same month as you.
it doesn't paint them as particularly noble. it shows that they do not care about you, just furthering their own ends. even caius, the guy giving you orders for a good chunk of the msq, has to leave to deal with the succession crisis and he says he cant stay because he has family back home in cyrodiil they can and will threaten.
and yet, you cant oppose them. in fact it shows powerful people who do oppose the empire's rule as terrible, unjust, and literally crazy. if you have more than a passive annoyance towards the empire you are not a freedom fighter but a deranged cultist.
#morrowind#the elder scrolls#tesblr#kinda makes me wanna punch the emperor in oblivion#sir you sent me to die. fuck off.
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I just fell to my knees


I'm so ill, omg.
Literally his whole life??? You orchestrated this since he was a CHILD???
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#STAND 12 MILES AWAY FROM HIM SIR#DONT GET ANY CLOSER#PV literally never had a choice in his future. this blue fuck has been toying with him since birth#Imagine thinking your future was your own but someone has been pulling you along through the shadows#Stay the hell away from him SM you twisted mf#also this goes without saying. if you ship these two still get off my post
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Watched Thunder Alley and Y’ALL JUST WANTED TO HIDE HOW FINE CLANCY BROWN IS IN THAT MOVIE HUH? BE PREPARED TO BE SICK OF ME
#i need him and larry mcrose to tag team me#till the fucking paint peels off the walls#clancy brown#thunder alley#weasel#i’ll treat you so good sir i swear
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Andrew Garfield might need to just, stop talking about how he feels about women altogether. Like me, personally, I might need really him to stop. Wtf does he mean 'it was like seeing this ball of life, this kind of life force, this vital i don’t know, primal energy on screen'. Like??? Idk what's worse that he said it, or that its a PERFECT description of how it feels to watch Flo on screen. I've actually genuinely had enough.
#scribblesbyc#andrew garfield#flo#florence pugh#no because you know why it pisses me off#mr 'she was like a shot of espresso. She’s like being bathed in the sunlight' its because men don't talk like this in real fucking life#Even smart well read ones like they just don't. You the only one sir😭😭😭 and you sending my expectations through the roof. ENOUGH.
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Trying (and failing) to be normal about the PEELED NECK
📸: adamross
#STOP IT WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE SLUTTY NECKS#THIS IS CRIMINAL#AND IT'S FUCKING peeled?!??#let me at him please i wanna mister iii token sir i wanna give you gentle kisses in that there area#let me give you pretty hickeys#nutting on the dash again#sleep token#iii sleep token#teeth of god tour#also this hair makes it look like he has emo bangs and you know what? he can pull it off!!#i got something else you can pull of- NOPE
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That's enough! I can't stand you being this drunk. Fuck. Chen Yi— Get up.
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 09
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#nat chen#chen bowen#userspring#uservid#userrain#userjjessi#userspicy#pdribs#*cajedit#*gif#chen yi is sleepy and just wants to be loved#while ai di is suffering more than jesus on the cross.#also having seen the rehearsals for this scene i just wanna say. nat chen what the fuck. he popped off in this scene#with the amount of mouth-breathing and face-touching and loose heavy movements#like. stellar job sir. my heart is breaking even harder for ai di and its your fault#okay and a few things im pointing frazzledly at about ai di's microexpressions/body language here#1. his hand coming up in the fourth gif and the way hes pressing himself away from chen yi like he cant figure out how to draw back#2. eyebrows and nostril flare in the 6th gif the wanting it vs the hating how its happening#3. tears in his eyes already in the 8th gif#4. 'you said you would always look at me' AI DI'S HAND CLENCHING IN THE SHEETS#5. the tiny tiny nod after saying 'you asked for it yourself' like hes talking to & convincing himself. what the fuck @ chiang tien as well
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Have y’all seen this video cuz omfg
#joost klein#joost#joost edit#joostice#justice for joost#esc 2024#esc24#apson#europapa#stuntje#the fucking head back thing#and fake jacking off#like plz sir#lemme help you 🥰#put me in a sticky situation#I’ve been up for an hour so far and Joost is all I can think about
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