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LEMON PEPPER IS A MID ASS SEASONING COMBO! I NEED MY PEOPLE TO BE FREE-🗣️
*sniper sounds*
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The next time a writer wants to torture Dick, all that's needed is to rub jalapeño juice all over him because holy fuck my hands have not stopped burning like hot needles for 4 hours now.
#i washed them with dawn soap like 5 times. washed with olive oil. lemon juice. vinegar. they just won't stop burning#and then i took a shower and the hot water made them burn even More#fuck you jalapeno pepper
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I know it's more my vibe to post extremely unhelpful recipes but I'm proud of how this one looks
#thank good im not the one who has to do the dishes#Carrots: chop carrots add to pan over medium heat with a stick of butter brown sugar honey and chili powder cook until soft#Asparagus: add to pan with olive oil salt rice vinegar paprika pepper and and garlic powder cook until soft#potato: rub down in olive oil salt parsley and chilli stick in oven at 400 for however long#do the the potatoes first#steak: sear in cast iron pan with butter honey garlic powder and lemon juice. move onto broiler pan with lemon slices on top. cook in oven#with potatoes until the center hits 130f or higher#its not a Difficult meal but by god does it fuck
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currently making citrus glazed chicken and brussels sprouts. is this what it feels like to eat like an adult
#the “15 minute prep time” recipe took me like a solid hour and then it marinated for an hour and a half or so#also it was supposed to be orange and lime marinade but due to me being poor and not wanting to buy four separate citruses i got mandarins#and a lemon instead because i wanted those for other things and then the sauce was really sweet so i put some white wine in#also i found out that the dijon in the fridge was old and gross so i had to put yellow mustard instead and the internet suggested adding#horseradish in such a situation and there was cream of horseradish in the fridge so i put some of that and also i couldn't find just thyme#so i put some zaatar seasoning instead of that and i also put cayenne pepper in there for some fucking reason. the marinade wasnt really#spicy but upon reduction into a glaze it is pushing it for my white ass#oh also i used chicken breasts instead of thighs because i intend to make chicken piccata with the other half of it#so its barely the same recipe. but whatever i hope it tastes good LMAO#me
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Just realized I forgot to post these
#keese draws#oc art#oc#ocs#these guys are from the same story as the grape twins btw#root beer is their cousin and one of the four main characters#dragons beard is merlot's boyfriend and fellow antagonist#and lemon taffy is the older sibling of one of the other main characters who spends most of the story 'kidnapped'#and by kidnapped I mean the super villain polycule asked them if they could help them with some tests and they went 👍#important context! lemon taffy (and their two siblings) are the kids of three superheroes and merlot and fox grape are the kids of four#supervillains both of which are mostly absent for the main story (although the supervillains at least get to be more of side characters)#the heroes are off in space dealing with alien political drama that doesn't matter to the main plot#the two groups have a fairly casual rivalry but they still have genuine beef#merlot and fox grape were left home alone after their parents set out to work on some big project and merlot took the chance to go fuck#off and get a boyfriend to do crime with leaving fox grape desperately trying to find them and get them to come back home#and for the other side root beer was roped into helping rescue lemon taffy by their two younger siblings pop rock and jelly bean#he and pop rock are the main duo on that side with jelly bean being their guy in the chair#merlot and dragons beard are mostly antagonists to those three with fox grape and the other main guy cayenne pepper chasing after them#cayenne is dragon beards childhood friend and I have never drawn him before despite adoring him 😔#hes such a piece of shit I love him#in my old original concepts for him he was going to be an incel but then my brain went but what if. aro. and I instantly hard committed#hes a bitchy asshole who's made all the more annoying by the fact that his anxieties are low key completely justified#hes a sad wet cat abandoned in a cardboard box all alone 😔#oh yeah also worth noting that root beer is a vampire who has a strained relationship with his adoptive dads#oh and dragons beard's parents are a dragon and a royal fae so he has a lot of power that he doesnt know how to use lol#lemon taffy is like. sort of part dragon in a very distant way? their grandma was a failed revival of an old god who was a dragon who made#their dad out of her own magic which included that same magic from the dragon god who was basically made of magic#so he was also sort of part dragon but not really? idk its complicated#merlot and fox grape are miraculously not part dragon somehow despite my track record of making too many ppl dragons in this world#they are however vampires and also directly decend from a god so thats fun
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Making salmon heres hoping I don’t get food poisoning! Again!
#it was bought yesterday and the guy said it was fresh so it SHOULDNT BE BAD.#I put a fuck ton of seasoning on this bitch I hope it tastes good#I have lemon pepper but no actual lemon#I wish I had lemon tho :(#I also put some butter on top#nebula rambles
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MADE AN AMAZING DINNER
#VEGAN AS WELL!!!!#butternut squash. courgette. tomatoes. carrot. bell peppers. all mixed up with tomato puree and paprika#chilli olive oil#baked off for ten minutes#then add a bag of gnocchi and cook for a further 25 mins#add lemon juice. salt and pepper.#so fucking TASTY
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making a salad for dinner and all i can think about is that one "my friend can't eat salad he throws up / that's nice but i'm not your friend who is allergic to salad" post
#CONSTANTLY. i think about that post it's so fucking funny to me#anyways. maybe this is a bit too on the nose bc im vegetarian but i loveeeeee me a good salad#today's salad is: arugula and spinach (BEST GREENS 5EVR) with cucumber tomato black beans strawberries some cheese on top#edit: also an avocado!!! forgot about that little guy 🥑#and tossed with olive oil balsamic vinegar lemon and salt and pepper<3#red pepper hummus on the side for some flair<3#since it's so hot the only thing i crave is like. salad...... 70 degrees in february. kill me.
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i HATE that i've actually come up with a coleslaw recipe that i like because i am NOTHING if not a serial coleslaw hater but at least i can make fun of it by calling it soy slawce instead of coleslaw
#morrisounds#1 cup coleslaw mix 1-1 1/2 tbsp mayo 1/4 tsp sugar 1 tsp soy sauce 1 tsp lemon juice pepper to taste.#try my soy slawce recipe boy#...i wonder if a tiny bit of miso paste would make it even better...#LIME JUICE ITS LIME JUICE I FUCKED UP IT'S LIME
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ohhhhhhhhh wings did u get them inna sauce???
sadly i did not...
#ghost's asks#im basic i know#idk ive yet to try the sauces cus its like my second time getting wings from there#theyre lemon pepper wings tho ^-^ so they are absolutely FUCKING anon
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I do love isadora but my last sole survivor....he just had a zest to him. that lil guy came to me in a period of my life where I was Somewhat Deranged and my boy jesse diederik pieter willem gustav stefan boswel just has so much nostalgia for me and so much weird shit. he was my lil bug. and ive killed him
#canonical things about jesse [insert middle names] boswel#he thinks ketchup is a beverage#he read too much shit like cotton mather and nikolay nekrosov and it turned him into a pretensious dork#he speaks like a gothic victorian for this reason also#he makes obvious references to shit he assumes other people wont understand specifically so he can talk about it#he tucks his pants into his socks and wears socks inside out because fuck seams#he made a one man cult based on the biblia americana and thinks science is a way of unraveling the will of God#hes extremely religious but not an ass. just a zealot. hes very devoted to his faith#his faith traumatized him to the point he tried burning himself alive#he had a day tripper addiction in college and hallucinated the same black dog stalking him#he strongly suspects this dog possesed him and partially ate a classmate while he was blackout drunk#he suspects this because he had to cannibalize [already dead] squadmates in china to survive and thinks the dog was. instilling that in him#he never once looked his stepmother in the eye. even though she was the only one to visit him in the psych ward#he puts lemon pepper in his coffee#a handsome dude is like a flashbang to his sensibilities#he has a fear of dogs and fire (im sure u can imagine why)#he was raised rich af but ate from the garbage if not sprayed with water#he was called racoon in college for his eyebags and eating from trash cans#his favorite color is blue and he makes it everyone elses problem#he has never raised his voice. ever#he likes irradiated food because it tastes like coins and he likes sucking on coins as a nervous tic#he cannot eat meat anymore after 1 confirmed cannibalization and 1 unconfirmed coung#count*#that girl was very much cannibalized btw. by jess? a mystery#he frequently consumed lead by accidentally eating pencils while chewing on them and not paying attention#that probably explains a lot of his. everything#he monologs about poetic philosophy shit in one breath and wonders if birds can hear despite not having ears the next#he is the first person in a room to offer help with anything and the first to balk at being offered it#he is a FREAK. i love and miss him :< i might try to rework my own lil world...bring him back...love isa but i love my disaster white men#isa is too mentally stable. shes got her shit figured out. i admire n love her but what is the point of ocs if not to play with the horrors
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Ordered some wing stop and that bitch came almost THIRTY dollars WITH dash pass…
#neesiespeaks#nah cause what the FUCK#I just wanted some lemon pepper and garlic parm wings#AND THIS#IS WHAT I GET?!
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today in cooking news i made tartar sauce for the first time in my life and it made me feel very powerful. 10/10 would recommend with ambiguous fried breaded fish products
#also my rice turned out perfect 👍 2:1 ratio is a LIAR. 1:1 or listen to your heart you WILL get it some day#p#cooking#also i washed the fridge today. reminder to wash ur fridge it’s sooo yuckydisgusting#AH FUCK#forgto the ingredience#tartar sauce ingredients: mayo cornichon pickles or regular pickles dill lemon juice lemon zest pinakurat or vinegar with garlic and chili#AND a lot of black pepper#measurements to taste
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A few things I learned tonight.
1) Preconceptions about ppl are FORREAL. This man thought, just by looking at me, that I was with an OG than anyone else. I’m single and was just out with my girls for the night.
2) MISOGYNOIR IS FUCKING REAL! My girl Meg get bashed and dogged in all types of convos where her name gets brought up by the other party first. But then that same party turns around to defend a man who don’t feed, fuck, finance, or otherwise enrich their life.
3) Trying out Rico Nasty makeup looks is a great way to gain confidence and shake the table! I felt so confident with it on! SEND ONE UP FOR THE GIRL RICO NASTY BABEY!
#lucky draft no.174#I’m sick of my girl Meg getting torn down where she wasn’t even relevant to the convo!#like how we talking about food and end up in a MTS rant against her! you know that’s my girl!#but fr a dude legit thought I was dating an OG and I think that’s both hilarious and iconic…of me#I don’t have to speak and already my levels of attainability have been set to higher levels and wider pockets 😌#WE STAN A BAD BITCH INTROVERT#And them Rico Nasty makeup looks will get an alt girl/femme/enby JUMPING#😭 I was so sad to take it off at the end of the night#I just wanna meet my fave artists in person and tell them how much they mean to me#aweeee shit it’s them sentimental hours nigga!#it’s 2 am on the dot and I’m so fucking tired with wings#lemon pepper steppa wings baby
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BELLUM. I made something that is not really cashew chicken (diced previously frozen chicken breast, cashews, and a sauce made of Worcestershire, chicken broth, and lemon pepper seasoning) with a side of rice
it is not actually cashew chicken I know but it actually slaps my ass so fucking hard
#is that a fucking gremlin ?? ( OOC. )#(( into the meal prep containers it goes !#and then at dinner I'll make the chicken peanut butter pasta ... probably also with lemon pepper seasoning#bc I didn't realize I needed to buy new spices and my garlic powder is out of date how rude#can u tell I am not a cook and tend to make like frozen meals or just have snacks#like who else do you know whose SPICES are expired#ANYWAY EVERYONE COME GET A SERVING I AM GOING TO FEED U- ))
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Ooh they were right about fruit and vegetables and exercise and sunshine. It fixes you.
#my ebt card just refilled so i have some good food again#yesterday i made a pasta salad that was pasta cucumber red onion tomato bell pepper feta and italian dressing#there were so many vegetables i actively felt myself get healthier#easily more vegetables than pasta. it was so fucking good#and lately the weather has been nice so last night i walked part of the eay home from work#and today i walked to the coffee shop#AND i had a too good to go order so i did some walking to get there#and you know what i got from too good to go? fruit. so much fucking fruit#as i write this im eating a fruit salad#i was gonna put kiwi in the fruit salad but i tasted it (i havent had kiwi in years)#and liked it so much that i blacked out and devoured all three#my fruit salad has an apple. pear. boackberries. and a nectarine. and some lemon juice#its so nice :)#i can feel my brain and body becoming healthier#highly recommend a nice walk and maybe some fruit#truly my mind feels clearer rn
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