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slocumjoe · 2 years ago

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I do love isadora but my last sole survivor....he just had a zest to him. that lil guy came to me in a period of my life where I was Somewhat Deranged and my boy jesse diederik pieter willem gustav stefan boswel just has so much nostalgia for me and so much weird shit. he was my lil bug. and ive killed him

#canonical things about jesse [insert middle names] boswel #he thinks ketchup is a beverage #he read too much shit like cotton mather and nikolay nekrosov and it turned him into a pretensious dork #he speaks like a gothic victorian for this reason also #he makes obvious references to shit he assumes other people wont understand specifically so he can talk about it #he tucks his pants into his socks and wears socks inside out because fuck seams #he made a one man cult based on the biblia americana and thinks science is a way of unraveling the will of God #hes extremely religious but not an ass. just a zealot. hes very devoted to his faith #his faith traumatized him to the point he tried burning himself alive #he had a day tripper addiction in college and hallucinated the same black dog stalking him #he strongly suspects this dog possesed him and partially ate a classmate while he was blackout drunk #he suspects this because he had to cannibalize [already dead] squadmates in china to survive and thinks the dog was. instilling that in him #he never once looked his stepmother in the eye. even though she was the only one to visit him in the psych ward #he puts lemon pepper in his coffee #a handsome dude is like a flashbang to his sensibilities #he has a fear of dogs and fire (im sure u can imagine why)#he was raised rich af but ate from the garbage if not sprayed with water #he was called racoon in college for his eyebags and eating from trash cans #his favorite color is blue and he makes it everyone elses problem #he has never raised his voice. ever #he likes irradiated food because it tastes like coins and he likes sucking on coins as a nervous tic #he cannot eat meat anymore after 1 confirmed cannibalization and 1 unconfirmed coung #count*#that girl was very much cannibalized btw. by jess? a mystery #he frequently consumed lead by accidentally eating pencils while chewing on them and not paying attention #that probably explains a lot of his. everything #he monologs about poetic philosophy shit in one breath and wonders if birds can hear despite not having ears the next #he is the first person in a room to offer help with anything and the first to balk at being offered it #he is a FREAK. i love and miss him :< i might try to rework my own lil world...bring him back...love isa but i love my disaster white men #isa is too mentally stable. shes got her shit figured out. i admire n love her but what is the point of ocs if not to play with the horrors

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