#fuck i think thats garlic lmao!!!!!!

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🏝️Time on Island: Day 39

I found an onion!

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[the-moon-files]

Wait, quick idea! Twilight looks like the only hylian in his village because everyone else has round ears, so what if he wasn’t as surprised as the others to see their human companion so resilient, but still fairly impressed because of the fact that most if not all people in his village don’t put themselves in as drastic situations as the reader? Or is this just humans from our world?

get out of my head lmao /lh - you, me, and wayfayrr are actually the same person on diff accounts LMAO

im of the belief that (blame @wayfayrr, my beloved) that he knows of humans bc of some in his village but yeah, just not the type of human in drastic situations

(ALSO they wrote me a fun, long, glorious, male reader human space orc au fic for winning their raffle a bit ago, and it brings up their headcanon abt this and i Adore It actually, check it out here pls if u wanna know🤲)

(also if u see this wayfayrr, sorry for the ping, also should i be calling u moss? or wayfayrr?? idk which, i hope thats even ok to ask 😭 i assumed u would call my ass Moon)

Moon: Male-Masc Reader (he/him)

Orbit: short headcanons-ish, rambling mostly

Stars: Twilight Princess Link (Twi/Twilight), mentions of other Links

Comets & Meteors: CWs: none known, & TWs: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

to reiterate what i said up there, in case u skipped it for the bullet points,

i like the headcanon he knows humans, knows some of their quirks, and how they were the first ppl the other hylian villagers called on to help stuck cows or downed wagons, lots of heavy lifting stuff

but he really hasnt seen the extent of real humans, bc the humans who were in Ordon, well, they lived in hylian society,

why would they need the adrenaline to lift a car when hylians have set up whole tools and systems in all their towns to help lift just a full bucket of water out of the well??

not to mention, i think all the humans in his village were older adults? like at least not the age theyd be doing things like parkour or going to any trampoline parks type of age,

id imagine its more like stories talked about amongst hylians how hard humans can go, and even the humans themselves talked abt things like,

“well compared to u hylians, we have stomachs made of molten lava to you guys really, but we never have to use it, bc u know hylian food works just fine”

when Twi asked they would say stuff like that, but as soon as he saw ur human ass just picking wildflowers and berries off the side of the road to snack on? even random grasses/vines at some point (kudzu)?? easily eating Wild’s Dubious Food that's DEFINITELY got monster parts in it???! gnawing on the bone of a cucco and it just breaks??!!! and you look surprised too, thank fuck finally a normal reaction from u- oh my goddesses u were just curious (damn the elders were right abt human curiosity too) **and are now sucking out the marrow and eating the bone-!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight’s perspective of you is actually the equivalent of like, reading stories about vampires all ur life, then this new friend you made starts to get allergic to garlic, crave blood, has crazy strength and advanced senses, etc

and he’s just watching those honest-to-Hylia human mythological feats play out in real time in front of him, like he’s the only self-aware character in the story that immediately clocks the really obvious vampire as a vampire lmao

is the first to either 1. start choking on his laugh as he theoretically knows ur about to jump on the back of a lynel/hinox to ride it around and watch as the others come to the same conclusion OR 2. try to Stop you from jumping on said big monster in an attempt to ride it around bc he gets used to ur human BS quicker than the others and can see it coming a mile away now lol

very much so this meme:

(ur welcome i made it myself <3)

anyway id love to rant abt this dynamic

abt both Twi’s shock at you eating peppers like a god has come down from the sky to prove their immortality,

but also poor rancher esstientally humansitting you too lmao

the Chain/Time/Wars absolutely put him down as the resident human expert like: “ok he just drank like, 5? No- Four stop him from drinking more at least- (dual sighs). okay, 6 stamina potions, will that kill him??”

Twilight, saviour of Hyrule, of the Twili, Link from Twilight Princess himself,

has to keep a record book of all the new shit he’s heard/learned about humans in Ordon, what he has actively learned abt ur ass just fucking around and finding out, and the few bread crumbs of information u give him abt ur species

(that rlly just come off as kind of cryptid statements abt u/humanity, or don't apply in this scenario bc ur only comparison is Earth Rules, which honestly scare every single fucking one of them in the same way as walking on Ganon’s lawn or something, like straight up view ur home planet as enemy territory, the Amazon jungle, the Hyrule wilds if you will-)

Twilight also gets involuntarily volunteered for human-sitting duty too

tbh the only person Not allowed on human-sitting duty, when u guys go new areas esp, is Wild/Hyrule

you’d tell him you wanna get inside the guardian robot to operate it and ride it around and he’d probably be in shock you even fathomed something like that, yet also now EXTREMELY intrigued to watch it play out

(they’re both more of a “u wanna jump off a cliff?? that's actually crazy, wait for me please.” he seems to think he can somehow protect you if he joins you? its worked sometimes to be fair to him ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ just not really conveniently when the rest of the Chain are around lmao)

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i live btw, ive been writing/updating fics along with life updates (moving states/new job/online class) so a few asks will hopefully be answered over here in the next 2ish weeks

no promises, my life is kinda girlbossing at the moment too close to the sun and i am Nervous abt disappointing u guys

i already feel like im disappointing my other blog bc i haven't posted in forever bc im writing a fic instead of asks during any free time i dedicate to writing for it so :/

pls excuse my super slowness like a package ur waiting for in the mail or smth type of slow

AGAIN thanks for the ask!! i hope this was at least entertaining to read as some addon to what u said, you guys have gotta check out some of wayfayrr’s stuff if ur into this, bc they're the only other place i can think of that's talked abt humans not just being the same as hylians

have a great week!!

Peace out hugs and chaos,

🌙

[mahi-does-some-art]

How good are Servamp characters at handling spice?

Mahiru: 10/10, to everyone's shock. He'll buy spicy snacks if he feels like treating himself and more often than not would lean into the spicier options of recipes if they give good flavor to the meal and not just heat. He could eat hellfire, probably. This is a distinct Shirota Family Trait.

Kuro: This is a European vampire born in fuck knows when. He stole one of Mahiru's spicy snacks once without looking at the label and nearly died. 0/10. Mahiru has adjusted his cooking accordingly.

Tetsu: 6/10. Can handle a normal, decent amount of spice! He prefers more cleaner tastes rather than spicy stuff but he has a few snacks he likes to indulge in. If you give him any raw hotter peppers though, he'll suffer.

Hugh: 2/10. Better than his older brother but not by much lmao. This is another old European man and while he was raised with riches and access to a wide variety of foods, he never had the pallet for it. Cannot bite into raw garlic. Hilarious~

Mikuni: 6/10. All of the Alicein's tend to prefer sweets but he can handle spice well! He loves to be a snob about anything he can be knowledgeable about and that includes many different cuisines, some of which happen to be spicy! So even if he didn't like spice too much at first, he'd grow into it. I feel that he'd make it a point to try and heighten his tolerance but had to stop bc his throat started closing up.

Jeje: 3/10. His face gets red very easily and he gets unsightly looking fast. Mikuni laughs at him for it. Also he does not like the scorch even if he doesn't think the flavor is bad. If he wanted any kind of burn, he'd drink alcohol, thank you.

Iduna: 8/10. I think she'd handle spice exceptionally well! She loves any of those fast food items thats whole purpose is to make your mouth feel like its on fire and has a couple times gotten these items for herself and her coworkers when she drew the short straw for who pays for lunches. Watched them all choke. One time she asks for a bite of Mahiru's indulgent spicy food and Mahiru gives her a portion. She was not prepared.

Freya: 5/10. Prefers heartiness to spiciness. She'll just politely push her plate aside if its too spicy for her.

Licht: 5/10. Actually not too bad handling spicy stuff but will curse at anything that makes his nose start running. In shock of Mahiru and Iduna's ability to down things that look like red hell. Prefers sweet.

Lawless: 6/10. Just barely a noticeably higher tolerance than his Eve but will start sweating fast and start to look unkempt if he eats too much spice for too long. Has deliberately raised his tolerance but won't go any farther than he is now.

Niccolo: 4/10. Decent but also Italian foods are not much known for their hotness. Will start crying and his ears will get extremely red-- Honestly its kinda a cute sight aside from his suffering.

Ildio: He couldn't taste anything for the vaaast majority of his life to flavor in general is new to him. His reaction to spice is him being thrown on his ass bc they made the mistake of giving him something not mild first lmaooo. He gradually keeps trying however and he builds up a very good tolerance! Unrelated but the first time Niccolo gave him a lemon, he bit into it like an orange and puckered his face so hard he got cramps. Niccolo has that on video. 7/10.

Misono: 1/10. DO NOT MAKE THIS BOY SUFFER LIKE THAT. He already has it hard enough trying to brave his way through drinking bitter black coffee to look Cool, he'll pass out. Also I wouldn't think it'd be very good with his allergies.

Lily: 2/10. Not a fan and cannot handle it very well. He'll start coughing and his skin will get all sweaty and red and blotchy and he absolutely refuses, thank you.

Tsubaki: 5/10. Normal! But is sensitive to the strong smells so he usually gets something safely below his capabilities if he wants to indulge. Like Tetsu, prefers cleaner tastes.

Bonus!

Tooru: 9/1o! Again, loving spice is a Shirota Family Trait and while his nephew shadows his capabilities, he still puts all of his coworkers and underclassmen to complete fucking shame. It has saved him from his lunches being stolen in the break room.

Touma: Look, he's fucked the Shirotas but does not have their genes. 0/10. He cannot handle spice for shit and was the one who was stealing Tooru's lunches. He learnt the hard way.

Sakuya: 3/10. Ok at spice but has also shared the fate of unknowingly eating the Shirota's food. In his case, he asked Mahiru to share his delicious (as usual) looking lunch during their time in school together. Mahiru warned him that it was a "bit spicy" and Sakuya make the terrible, horrible, no good mistake of brushing that aside while Ryuusei and Koyuki watch on without saying anything, already paying their respects to their poor friend. Needless to say Sakuya is put on the floor. The other two couldn't interrupt. It's a canon event to being one of Mahiru's close friends. He prefers sweet things, actually!

[definitelynotshouting]

OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT IT WAS CHRISTMAS I WAS SO TIRED LMAO MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

I actually had the BEST luck on the plane- no babies and NOBODY WAS COUGHING. I still wore a mask but that was the first time I've ever been able to sleep on a plane it was revolutionary. Never had a plane so quiet.

LOL Queen Jellie :3 She's exactly like my cat: spoiled and damn pleased about it. It's okay though because she's cute.

Also the "it's Scar's point, now,". Desert duo try and communicate normally challenge. These two CANNOT hold a conversation without trying to one-up each other or committing to some bit and thats why we love them <3 silly (affectionately)❤️

YOURE A CHEESE PERSON AS WELL?!?? Red dragon is SO good, excellent choice. The espresso one sounds interesting! I've never had coffee flavoured cheese-- im fond of one and not the other-- but if you you recommend it i might have to give it a go :o. My own favourites arent anything exciting; i just like a good gouda or smoked cheddar (i love smoked cheeses)

Anyway, ty for indulging my airport boredom haha :D. Im back home in Malaysia (where i grew up) for a couple of weeks before going back to Australia. Thoroughly ready to gorge myself on malaysian food and fruits AND ENJOY CONSISTENT WEATHER BECAUSE MELBOURNE CAN AND HAS HAILED!! AT 24+ DEGREES CELSIUS (75 F)!!!! NOT OKAY HADKDBSJSJ

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HI SUN ANON I HOPE MALAYSIA IS TREATING U WELL!!!!!! I was gonna respond sooner but holidays went and knocked me on my ass dkdbdjdnf. Also WIN THE TRAVEL BLESSING WORKED /SILLY 😌😌😌😌😌 glad u had a good flight king 🫡🫡🫡

I am indeed a cheese person!!!! Huge cheese fan, also i think you're the first person ive ever spoken to who has any idea what Red Dragon is right off the bat 😂😂😂😂😂 but yeah i love cheese so fucking much-- for xmas we had the aforementioned espresso, as well as several other bellavitano cheeses including a merlot, a bourbon, and garlic and herb. Plus a very nice and very soft, crumbly bleu. It wasnt Stilton, which is my personal fave, but it honestly held up really well when i made my traditional christmas snacks (petite toasts with bleu cheese, blackberry jam, and a walnut on top :] )

And yeah scarian truly cant communicate without making it a competition and its KILLING MEEEEEE DDJEHFKNFDKFNN im so obsessed with them and their dynamic, im glad you liked that moment!!! I was planning to post the fic the day after xmas but alas the holiday stress/burnout got to me before i could 😭😭😭 SOON THO!!!! Mayhaps even for the new year, we shall see!!!!

Hope ur having fun, sun anon!!! :D i'd love to hear more about the food ur having over there (also ur SO valid for the consistent weather comment, i grew up in Texas which can sometimes have crazy weather patterns so o7 about the hail in 75°F weather 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭) thanks for dropping by!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

[timaeusterrored]

What number is this? I don’t even know. More incorrect quotes bc I’m dying

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River: I’m sitting in the Buck-A-Slice parking lot with Mike and he goes “I could probably beat everybody ass in here” like who thinks of shit like that what’s wrong with him?

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Mike: God diagnosed with cool guy disorder over at the epic doctor

Mike: What the fuck am I even talking about anymore?

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Mike: my bones are almost clean

Mike: Wait

Mike: Did I not tell you about the bones?

Johnny: what the fuck does that even mean?

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Vincent: Oh good I get to explain this to you

Vincent: you will regret this.

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Onyx: I ate something off the floor and now I’m sick

Vax: THATS MY BOY!

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Mike: yea I’ll be there

Rogue: You swear?

Mike: FUCK

Rogue: No like promise.

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Allen: Why can’t trees give off something useful like wifi?

Venus: so fuck oxygen I guess.

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Mike: phone sex through walkie talkies call that radio head

Vincent on the bottom bunk of the bunk bed: I just want you to stop staying odd shit.

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Johnny: You’re in his dms I’m on his nerves

Johnny: I’m pissing him off I’m ruining his day

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River: Why did I just see you put garlic in your pants?

Mike: So the vampires won’t eat my ass.

River: ….Why would vampires try to eat your ass?

Mike: They won’t. The garlic- are you even listening?

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Kerry: YOU WOULD BUY ME SEX TOYS BUT NOT CIGARETTES

River: Masturbation is fine cancer is not.

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Vincent: Dropped a potato on the ground and started crying how’s everyone else’s night going?

Mike, as a potato: am on ground.

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Venus: Don’t care didn’t ask plus my boobs jiggle when I walk.

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Vex: while cuddling with my boyfriend he goes “I hope a volcano erupts and covers us in ash so we can be preserved together” lmao dude what the fuck?

[diagonal-queen]

thungo thursday: how the hell did we get here so fast

'dad never even came to pick me up' SAME AYA LMAOO

they really did make the right choice for bram's va. i don't remember his name but all i know is that he's a seasoned anime va, but it like REALLY fits him fr

i'll never get over how much i love this intro you guys like it's so chaotic and colourful and dark and granrodeo is so good and this song especially is so epic and kishow supremacy

OH MY GOD watching chuuya struggle to breathe is like stressing me out so much that i need to pause and take deep breaths of my own lmao

AYO WHY DOES DAZAI LOOK LIKE A CRYPTID LMAOOOO

also i'm so jealous of him being able to cup sigma's cheek while I cannot

dazai and sigma are so weird to me as a ship because most of the ships i like are '[character that is just like me] + [character who i would have a crush on if i knew them]' but i kin both dazai and sigma so it's like watching the two opposite sides of me frolick around and it's so chaotic

sigma, literally drowning: 😰😰😰😰😰 dazai, also drowning: •-•

if i had a nickel for every time dazai stood on sigma's back/shoulders while they were breaking out of prison i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

(yes i know i use that meme format a lot NO I WON'T STOP)

WET CAT SIGMA (and no i didn't replay the sounds of him gasping for air, why on earth would you think that)

we have both now <3333333333 thumbs up dazai best dazai

imagine someone asks atsushi how he knew to do things or how he had the mind to move forward and he replies 'the voices' but like he's deadly serious and it actually was the voices

wait dazai literally did that to sigma in prison didn't he shfkjhdhgjkhsk

wait so in the manga sigma can read russian, but in the anime he can't? is bones actively bimbo-ifying characters??? how are we letting this slide

akutagawa doing some goku type shit is the funniest thing ever bro actually said 'SHIAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH'

bones you don't need to remind us all about how much you fucked up akutagawa's death scene ok. his dub va literally predicted that his death would be done poorly and he was RIGHT ABOUT IT

(who would win. gonta and monokuma vs dazai and akutagawa)

if dazai's got a broken leg and losing blood very quickly then why is he grunting and moaning like that huh what's that all about

YEAH GET FUCKED FYODOR LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

fyodor: because of dazai you realised something about yourself sigma...[describes me, dia, in disturbingly accurate detail]

i'm sorry but the gay agenda has warped me into viewing a man putting a gun to the head of a man on his knees not as a serious and threatening crime but as foreplay. this is what the gays are doing to today's youth. way cup america

brams life must suck. imagine life exactly the same except you can't frolick in the sun, smell roses, wear silver jewellery, finger gun yourself in the mirror or eat garlic bread. also the 'lacking a body and personal autonomy' thing but who needs those amirite

OH MY GOD THE GIRL **WAS** BRAM'S DAUGHTER!!!!! IT WAS HIS KID THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! YOU GUYS OH MY GOD/??????!!??!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't even feel bad for laughing when fyodor started having his mental breakdown like bro what is that face. is this what nikolai sees every night??? man no wonder he went insane

tfw they fisheye atsushi from afar while he's being stabbed in his vitals

i hope they have a stash of strepsils for atsushi's va in the recording studio

BRO WHY IS FYODOR MOANING TF

yknow that episode when teruko aged tachihara down to a child and he looked rounder and stuff? thats fyodor right now

no but actually imagine being pulled so hard that your leg and arm come off OUCHIES what is it with people and taking atsushi's body parts and like stroking them or whatever. if it were me, the only body part of atsushi's i'd be stroking is his di

fyodor you're a great character but i can't help but notice that you just stabbed my husband and then kicked him in the face. unfortunately you have no choice but for me to ruthlessly kill you dead

so much is happening rn i feel bad for the anime onlys who have to process all this shit within one episode whereas we got several chapters to soak it into our skull sponges

yeah, me too sigma. me too

LMAO DAZAI CALLED CHUUYA A BITCH????? THEY LITERALLY BICKER EVERY TIME THEY INTERACT WHY IS THIS PARTICULAR THING SO FUNNY TO ME

maybe its just cus like 'bitch' is a funny word especially. they can call each other 'ass' and 'bastard' and 'dick' all they want but nothing tops a good 'bitch!!'

hold on bones no. NO. you can't do that. dazai was shot once in the head by chuuya, then he smiles and laments before the scene ends and it's left ambiguous if he dies or not. YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE CHUUYA USING HIS CORPSE AS TARGET PRACTICE

asagiri: i wonder how i should design one order flowey from undertale: asagiri: amazing. brilliant. this will be perfect

well, fuck. im terrified for next week!!

[voidimp]

today i am thinking about... oc drink preferences

i will not be elaborating further at this time i need to think on it more

but on a related note im trying to figure out how that even Works for oli & jules (& whatever other vampires i have) bc they cant really... consume normal food & drink? i mean they can. they just get. varying degrees of ill, with jules being the most affected. so im like... maybe i could rework that a little bit? not drink related but maybe they can all eat meat... idk if cooked would be fine or if it would have to be as rare as possible. oli is still the only one who has to eat human meat (i think i did decide cooked is fine in that situation but its not As Good as raw) but i feel like i could justify the blood/meat connection for the rest of them. also thinking abt how jules literally. eats random mushrooms like right out of the ground for funsies. (sometimes he has a good time. sometimes he has a really really bad time. he keeps a journal about it.) & he really shouldnt be able to? maybe fungi dont count somehow... too close to meat perhaps

but anyway ok back to drinks. maybe at a certain alcohol content it like negates the whole getting sick thing? somehow?? like its maybe not a good excuse but its something. i cant really think of how to justify it but like theyre already vampires its not like realism is a requirement. something something blood/wine idfk. wine here being a very loose stand-in for anything alcoholic i guess. maybe it has something to do with how alcohol can get in the bloodstream. idk i just want them to be able to get drunk without having to drink an already drunk persons blood lmao. or maybe its just only solid food thats an issue? and like. certain herbs & spices. but maybe eating garlic bread is worth getting violently ill sometimes. so as long as its Drinkable they can tolerate it for... some reason... that doesnt really make much sense but it at least opens up Options for like. mixed drinks. anything thats not just Plain Alcohol. idk

this got so fucking long lmao if anyone has any Thoughts or Ideas feel free to share

[fatcowboys]

20, 42, 58, 72?

20. favorite type of baked goods? are they good at baking?

i dont think they are picky about baked goods lmao they will eat All and Any. but i think they like a good good loaf of bread like a good sourdough loaf with some added flavors. im making my fav bread archies its a garlic parmesan sourdough made from a bakery not far from fix's work that they go to all the time.

they are not a good baker mostly bc thats not really something they've gotten to try much before tbh. that would be a luxury skill and not very practical but i think. they'd Love to if they got the chance

42. whats the most ridiculous thing they've ever spent money on?

hmmmmmmm they have not made a lot of ridiculous purchases before tbh mostly bc again. until recently they didnt super have the opportunity to? but i think after they completed their first score and made money they Did buy themself something just. Goofy. not something super expensive but they were in a market and bought just like. a cute little figurine. maybe of like. the reverie lighthouse or another landmark that 90% of the people in reverie would thing is tacky and obvioisly just for tourists but they keep it on their shelf and they honestly love it a Lot just bc like. they bought it for them and it serves no practical purpose but its cute and they made the choice to buy it and have it and look at it Yknow

58. most emberassing situation they've ever experienced?

hmmmm. archie is someome who will do just about anything so i dont think they are emberassing by like. i am a fool in front of these random people. i think a lot of the stuff they feel very emberassing about are related to their bad social skills like they tried to tell a friend something heartfelt ad fucked it up So much they thought they were mad at them lmao

72. feelings on spicy food?

they Love it but have a low tolerance for it lmao they are working on building up their spice tolerance

ty!!!!

[gremlin-elrics]

Hi Jazzy! Don't mind me casually stalking your blog because dear lord your hashtags are the best things I've ever read in my life. Can I please request a heart-touching, soul-shattering paragraph on what our lord and saviour Hange Zoe means to you?

hi ness!! why would i ever mind a queen like u stalking my blog omg (sweats frantically about ppl perceiving my tags tho 😵‍💫😵‍💫) but i … oh WOW oh WOWIE WOWZERS IM GONNA DO THIS?? IN GONNA GO OFF?? IM ALLOWED TO JUST TYPE AND TYPE ABOUT HANGE RN??? okay *cracks knuckles*

Why ✨✨Hange Zoe✨✨Is The True Ruler Of The Milky Way Galaxy And Why I Love Them A Lot.

first of all. first of fucking all. beyond anything deeper. hange is just hot. okay. hotter than the fucking magma under the earth, hotter than a crisp scorching hot day in the mf arabian desert. hotter than fucking satans asshole!! Very Hot. im in love with their nose and their EYES oh dont get me started on the eyes they’re the most beautiful like brown?? wine?? colour and the way they’re shaped and the lashes are just so HGDJSKSJDJ ugh ✨✨✨✨✨ MARRY ME IMMEDIATELY HANGE SO I HAVE CONSENT TO STARE INTO THOSE EYES ALL THE TIME💍💍!!

i also love how fucking passionate they are and how empathetic she is and in everything that hange has and will ever do for that fucking survey corps has always been for the benefit of humanity. hange zoe wholeheartedly (imo) embodies the idea of the survey corps: “if theres something you don’t understand, learn to understand it.” hange is so aggressively curious and thirsty for knowledge and understanding and i just LOVE LOVE LOVE this about them! She is extremely mf smart, and surprisingly Very Good at combat/fighting (and strong too wtf? remember dangling pastor nick, a grown ass man over the wall? with one arm? one fucking arm?) and they are an AMAZING leader as well??? and super respected in the survey corps??? like okay go off king!! also am in Love with how they are just Wholeheartedly, Shamelessly, Unabashedly, Truly them-self no matter what or who they are around. hange zoe actually gives no fucks. they’re aware that people have many opinions on them, good or bad and she fully does not give a single shit about it. they’re eccentric and loud and passionate (lmao uh also repressed anger issues) and just weird™️ and if people have a problem with that hange would just probably be like “lol ok. im going to keep making meaningful contributions to humanity while u sit there with an Opinion™️ abt me and wipe ur ignorant and useless little ass 😳” and thats just so admirable !! how sexy of them!! thats the level of confidence and ‘not giving a shitter abt what ppl think of me’ type of attitude EYE want to achieve. i love this bitch so much!!

hange is kind and funny and friendly and always greets people for who they are with no expectations or prejudice (like with levi, eren, historia etc). hange is so so many things, so many AMAZING things and i could sit here, bbq sauce on my titties, tequilla bottle in my hand and just go on and on and ON about this glorious fucking lines on a page character from an anime/manga. hange is literally the goddess that gave us all light and food and prosperity and chocolate and garlic bread (garlic bread slaps) and we all just…. exist here. as lesser beings than THE hange - and you know what we just have to except that!!! <333

n e ways hange my beloved 💍❤️

[cyberdragoninfinity]

(grabs YOU) yami bakura.

YEEEAHHH LET'S GO!!!!

favorite thing about them: GOD. A LOT. he has one of my favorite voices in the dub and im just like. obsessed with the “this ancient Egyptian ghost (who is also technically a demon) duels with a real Spirit Halloween store of a deck” thing like ryous cards or not it’s HILARIOUS. Also I’ve thought his hair ‘wings’ were the coolest design choice since i was like 14. They just rule. an elder god of the white hair anime boy pantheon. also his backstory does make me emo :,) man. i appreciate it

least favorite thing about them: god this isnt really his fault but whatever was going on in the anime where he just doesn’t... really have a proper resolution to his storyline in s5. he Detroit Becomes Zorc again and then just fucks off. bro get back here YOU DESERVE A PROPER ENDCAP TO YOUR NARRATIVE...BRO...

favorite line: its from the dub IM SORRY but i think about “i hear the shadow realm is lovely this time of year” CONSTANTLY it was my discord status for like two weeks.

brOTP: *yells into a pillow* YUGIOH IS A SHOW ABOUT THE POWER OF FRIENDS I THINK RYOU AND YB SHOULD HAVE COMMUNICATED MORE AND ESTABLISHED A FRIENDSHIP!!!!! i am thinking Way Too Often about surrogate sibling bakuras. THATS where it’s at, gang

OTP: 2021 truly the year of the thiefshipping sleeper cell in the back of my brain reactivating Very Much.... this is what ygotas exposure at an impressionable age does to a mf. mean teenager couple making fun of me at the mall ass guys. I just like them. ;__;

nOTP: i am Not into t*ndershipping i cant do it im too siblingpilled with the bakuras. it also feels like a Lot of the time with that ship some people are immediately like “oh i have GOTTA romanticize abuse or i’ll DIE” like!!! knock it off!!!

random headcanon: dying on my hill of YB being a little Too jazzed about trying all the food of the modern era whether ryou’s food intolerant body can handle it or not. you know this guy’s gonna find out about garlic bread and lose his entire goddamn mind. gonna eat a whole tray of lasagna and go skedaddle back to his soul room for ryou to deal with the fallout.

unpopular opinion: AGAIN I DONT KNOW WHATS POPULAR AND WHATS NOT IN YGO FAN SPACES FDHGHDFG i guess, again, i don’t like ryou/yb as a ship lmao. i guess im also mildly intrigued by the argument that YB has effectively become a separate, different person from the original TKB, but again, I have no clue how popular or unpopular that is fhgshg I JUST THINK ITS A NEAT CONCEPT TO POTENTIALLY EXPLORE

song i associate with them: oh my god i can actually answer this properly. getting into knives by the mountain goats!!!! makes me stare out the window and Feel Things About This Bastard. 

favorite picture of them: any picture that makes him look disgustingly cute :/ and for some reason there’s a lot of those :///// this one is one of my favs: 

>:]

i just think hes neat!!!! i have written proof that i claimed i “cared more about this guy when i was a teenager than i do now” back in like march. look at me now. this is your brain on bakura worms.

[expired-monster-craft-smp]

Vibes Dream SMP members give off (in my opinion)

Dream

Barked at people in high school ironically but it became unironic real quick

Can’t cook very well but is good with a knife, especially at a fast pace

One of those kids who either purposely spells the first word wrong in a spelling bee to just be done with it right away or tries the hardest and manages to win (there is no inbetween for this heathen)

Bites ice cream with his teeth

Has snorted pixie stix far too many times and sneezed blue after each time

Eats bananas with the peels

Wears mismatched socks

Has taken a bite out of a pool noodle because he liked the texture and impulsively bit it (ADHD things✨😌)

Walks around looking extremely high but he’s just spacin out and stuck in his head

Dreams (lmao) in Minecraft and video games in general

Will flirt with anything that moves but has no idea how to respond to compliments

Makes fun of himself first before anyone else can

Has eaten an orange peel and it wasn’t that bad in his humble opinion

Wears khaki shorts

Eats the wax part of the baby bell cheese

Doesn’t actually know what genre his music taste is cause he vibes to everything

Georgenotfound

Picks at the skin on his lip when it’s dry so it bleeds and he tries not to give in by licking his lips often enough to the point where it became a habit

Wears velcro shoes because he doesn’t feel like tying them (he knows how, he just doesn’t wanna do it)

Eats peanut butter straight from the jar

Makes that disgusting “ants on a log” thing (celery stick filled with peanut butter topped with a row of raisins)

Can’t drink milk plain, it’s gotta have some sort of flavour

Can draw a perfect straight line but his circles look Terrible

Eats cheez-its like cereal without milk

Loves making little noises so much like he walks around his house doin chores and he’s just goin “memememenownownwnkwkshskshkshskhs”

Hates wearing socks

Coloured his tongue with highlighters because they’re non-toxic

Constantly tapping his feet and hands to a song/beat playing in his head

I can’t imagine this man using a bike of any sort, so Imma say he doesn’t know how

Can’t be licked by dogs because he’s used to being licked by his cat so it makes him uncomfortable

Can actually sing pretty well but gets real nervous in front of people so he fucks it up

Sapnap

No idea how to cook anything other than Mac and cheese please help this man

Meows at cats because he wants to confuse them and laughs Way too hard when he does (his laugh is like sunshine so I’ll allow it)

Would be fantastic at braiding hair Idk why

Gives the BEST fuckin hugs EVER

When singing, he makes noises for the instrumental parts too

Wanted to play the drums at one point

Really likes pit bulls but he’s more of a cat person so he loves them from afar

Only vaguely knows how to shave his face properly without hurting himself

Opportunities for him come up out of pure luck but mans is skilled for them so it works out well almost Always

Used to or currently has a skateboard and isn’t too bad

ALWAYS has bruises appearing everywhere for no reason, he doesn’t even know where 90% of them are from

Calls his friends twinks to jokingly bully them and gets away with it because he himself is not a twink

Gets sudden bursts of energy in the middle of the night and just shimmies around a bit to try and deal with it

Favours spearmint over peppermint

Arsonist

Banned from three (3) Dave & Busters in Texas

Badboyhalo

Washes his hands after doing literally anything

Likes the bird exhibits at the zoo (specifically the penguins)

Very good at cooking, best at soups and stews

If he painted his nails they would definitely be a baby blue

Overthinks very simple things and it makes him look less smart than he actually is

Drinks tap water

Probably prefers whiskey over beer

Knows how to tap dance a bit

Surprisingly good at taking and handling shots

Steady hands

Adds extra chocolate to hot chocolate

Plays sudoku and is really really good at it (only uses pen when he plays)

Everytime he sees a Himalayan salt lamp he NEEDS to lick it despite knowing it’s very salty and he’ll pull a face afterwards

Not great at Rock Paper Scissors

Wears sunglasses inside for no reason at all, he just,,,Does

Still has a stuffed animal from childhood perched on his bed

Probably tried his hand at archery

Tommyinnit

He has no idea how to use a baby voice on children or animals, so he just talks to them normally

Wears socks to bed

His fingers are double jointed

Always starts twitching if he stays still for too long because he’s gotta move around

His shoes and have different laces and it bothers everyone but himself

Doodles on himself in class when he’s bored or not paying attention

Has really good hearing, both with pitch and volume

Can’t eat tomato’s by themselves, it’s either gotta be in sauce form or with something else

FUCKING LOVES STRING CHEESE

Terrible handwriting

Favourite part of a slice of bread is the crust

Wants to paint his nails black to be cool and edgy but his hands are far from steady and he has no clue how to paint nails

Pretty affectionate with close friends (like Tubbo and Wilbur) off stream/camera

He likes pears for some reason

Wilbur Soot

Is constantly having to decide between leaving his hair as is or shaving all of it off

He also thinks about adding some colour but never actually does

Most tea is gross to him

Everytime he puts a breath mint thats circular in his mouth, he pretends it’s a pill and he’s taking drugs because he thinks that’s funny

He does that vacant state as a joke but that really what he looks like when he’s spacing out

Likes to aggressively flirt with his male friends but if his female friends flirt with him, he gets a bit flustered

Has probably accidentally swallowed a guitar pick

Once drank two entire jars of pickle juice

Bonks his head on anything and everything

He has broken a pair of glasses by walking face first into a pole outside

Thinks kinetic sand is fun

Has passionate arguments with others about trivial and random topics like chicken feet

Can open a beer bottle with his teeth

Would accidentally pop and swallow a bracket if he had braces

Tubbo

Hates sharp cheddar cheese

Everytime he learns a new word it’s in every sentence he says for the next week or so

Ate candle wax for a dare once

Doesn’t know how to tie a tie and will probably never learn

Wanted to do ballet at one point but decided not to

He has eaten multiple flowers for absolutely no reason other than wanting to know how they taste

Starts vibrating if he’s too excited

Used to bite his nails

ABSOLUTELY DESPISES MUSTARD

Has eaten paper and says it doesn’t taste that bad

Enjoys telling his friends how much they mean to him (this has resulted in Tommy and Wilbur crying on a few seperate occasions)

Spaces out a lot and doesn’t often pay attention to his surroundings

Gets lost inside of Best Buy’s

Likes s’mores but doesn’t properly understand how to make them

Technoblade

Learned to cook purely out of spite and found it’s actually pretty fun

Constantly getting smacked in the face by trees when walking outside

Really likes apple pie

Everytime he looks at potatoes he thinks of all the hours he spent trying to win the potato war

Starts things as a joke and gets too into it

Doesn’t like the taste of most energy drinks

Has rubbed salt and lemon juice into an open wound to just,,see how it felt (he did it once and Hated it but did it again because he forgot what it felt like)

Sometimes hates how quiet he is because everyone he knows is loud and talks over him

Despite how he is portrayed in the Dream SMP, he is extremely loyal to his friends and would kill for them

Over seasons his food because he can’t taste it otherwise

Really good balance

Doesn’t like to wear bright colours, but still enjoys wearing colours

Good at knitting

Quackity

Actually fairly quiet when off camera

Will accidentally use Spanish grammar while speaking English sometimes

Country music confuses him

Doesn’t really like kids but they really like him

Can’t dance

Hardest drugs he’s ever done is second hand smoke from a cigarette and children’s Tylenol

His favourite jolly ranchers are the red and blue ones

He uses lighters as fidget toys basically

Will have a breakdown, take a bubble bath, and call himself the self care king

Dehydrated

Wants a pet rat but he already has a cat and doesn’t wanna risk anything

Constantly questions why his main source of income is playing Minecraft with two 16 year olds

Karl Jacobs

Probably ate a spider once

Would wear those socks that are like gloves for you feet where it separates all the toes

Eats ravioli straight from the can, cold

Can answer an incredibly complex math equation fairly easily but will stumble over 12x11

Loves kids so much and speaks to them in a soft voice

Tried making ramen in a coffee pot and broke it

Drinks 2 monster energy drinks a day on average

Likes to open walnuts with his teeth but doesn’t actually eat them

The embodiment of that one John Maulany joke where he says you could spill soup in his lap and HE’D apologize to YOU

Loves physical affection so so much!!!!

If he moves his wrists in a certain way, they pop Really Loudly

Fantastic at making cookies

Fundy

Lowkey actually a furry but more on like, a cat boy level than fursuit level

Drives a Honda Civic

Likes ABBA

Adds parsley to almost anything he makes food-wise

Loves garlic bread so much, he’d commit a federal crime for it

Middle child vibes

Decent at skiing

Good at singing but isn’t terribly confident

Seems responsible at first glance but in reality he’s pretty chaotic and childish

Bad at spelling

Always cuts his nails way too short so they always feel weird/hurt

Likes bracelets and rings

Thinks pastel colours slap

JSchlatt

Despite the character he plays, he’s actually really sweet

He’s genuinely that cryptic off camera as he is on camera

Can cook but chooses not to most of the time

Would probably say “what pussy size you wear” to anyone who asks him to buy pads

Not actually as intimidating as he appears to be

Lowkey would fight a child

Shuts down when someone compliments him, often using aggression as a front because holy shit they just called him handsome and kind what the Fuck-

Jokingly says his license is suspended but in all actuality he never got his license in the first place

He has two (2) extra teeth but they don’t need to be removed so he kept them

Has a stick n poke of a stickman on his ankle he got in high school

Likes physics

This is already very long, and I still plan on adding more.

[checkers-dance]

hello my beloathed tumblr mutual. i come with a fic rec. i know you arent into astro but this one was WAY too good to keep it to myself. its been a while since a story has entertained me this much, im truly so invested and i cant wait for the author to update, they've been going at it since 2019 which is impressive, especially since it started as just a one shot.

anyway, its an ao3 series called "garlic and blood (and a bit of love)" by vonseal. its one of the most entertaining fics ive read in a while. the entire premise is very chaotic and honestly thats just what i would describe the fic as. PURE chaos.

to sum it up, its about moonbin as a vampire with a garlic addiction, who becomes infatuated with myungjun, a vampire hunter. the fic has some scenes of genuine emotion there (a lot of them, actually) but its mixed with some truly ridiculous situations. its just... i cant even describe it, there are some scenes in this that are just SO weird and the fic gets progressively more chaotic as it goes on. but its also really romantic. BUT its also horny. and its also really funny. there is SO much going on at once and im just. so entertained by all of these messy individuals and their ridiculous lives. its a TRIP, thats all i can describe it as.

(one of my favorite characters has got to be [REDACTED]. i shouldnt find his blatant disdain of gay people as amusing as i do, but it is what it is. homophobia wins.)

JDJSKDKSKDOSDJ A VAMPIRE W A GARLIC ADDICTION 👀👀 . That reminds me of that tumblr post abt italian vampires having to eat garlic bc of their moms except in this case it's completely voluntary

Anyway I started reading the first fic in this installment and I didn't realize until just now how much I've missed reading crackfics. This isn't technically a crackfic but it reminds me of one. I love the sense of humor of the author, the subtle nods to the audience (like when moonbin is looking in the mirror at the beginning and inner monologuing and the author as well as the reader know how full of himself he is, to a point where it's outright comedic, while for moonbin this is just how he always is so it's nothing unusual)

Fjskdkwkdks also I love how moonbin was trying to convince mj that they should fuck. He was so desperate for that garlic blood 😔 . AND THEN MJ'S RESPONSE, "as if I would ever fuck a man" only to come to the room later and for moonbin to notice that he's actually quite experienced - overall there is so much irony, I love it (prime example being how moonbin wasn't thinking abt eating mr turner bc they were on "good terms" but then sucked his blood bc he was pissed off; and then how the character gimmick was brought back almost immediately w mr harper, again, a gimmick which both the author and reader are aware of existing)

Mj being a tsundere was so funny to read, the characters are just taking turns using their collective braincell and the results are so chaotic and fun as a consequence

Also vampire!moonbin would do rlly well in eastern europe or italy, why is he in the us when his garlic addiction could be satiated much more easily elsewhere

WAAAAAAAAAAIT NOOOOO DON'T BRING OUT THE ANGST.

.....

That lasted like 5 mins lmao. Mj rlly said I'm the only one who can murder my totally not bf <3

There are so many moments that stuck out, so many good quotes, but this post will be endless if I mention all of them. Anyway, I rlly enjoyed the first fic of the series!

[nyadversary]

30 questions meme thingie... tagged by @autumnalserenade sort of ehehehe

(1.) name / nickname:

kester / kes

(2.) gender:

oh haha no thank you :)

sometimes i think about how im both a transgender bisexual and a bigender transsexual and how thats so epic of me

(3.) star sign:

aries but i think astrology is stoopid i don’t like it. watch as that turns out to be an aries stereotype or something though

(4.) height:

5′9

(5.) time:

6:37 am EST

(6.) birthday:

04/17

(7.) favorite bands/groups:

oh fuck i’m definitely going to forget something important but

mother mother, metric, the decemberists, alt-j, echo & the bunnymen, x, pixies, hole, nirvana, clipping., my chemical romance, blondie, mindless self indulgence, studio killers

(8.) favorite solo artist:

again i’m definitely gonna forget someone important here

emilie autumn, amanda palmer, fiona apple, patti smith, marina & the diamonds, yungblud, poppy, slayyyter, hozier, mika

(9.) song stuck in my head:

i’m so sorry to have to say this but. dr3 despair arc ending theme

(10.) last movie:

genuinely no idea. i try not to watch movies if i can help it

(11.) last show:

it was either hannibal or better call saul, i don’t remember which of those i watched most recently

(12.) when did i create this blog:

sometime in late 2019, i think? don’t remember exactly. i know i announced i remade in early 2020, but i’d been active on this blog for maybe about six months beforehand

(13.) what do i post:

all kinds of stupid and gay shit

(14.) last thing googled:

“in a world where clowns are real” (i was trying to find a particular tumblr post)

(15.) other blogs:

@catboyebooks (liveblogging; we’re playing dr1 right now) @sexytesting (portal sideblog)

also. i did hoard a url the other day to use as like, a danganronpa sideblog maybe? so i don’t have to be unhinged on main maybe? so i can turn search engine indexing off and hide from the fandom at large maybe? it will probably be like some percentage shitposting some percentage sloppily written meta posts i don’t really know. might drop the url if i do anything with it

(16.) do i get asks:

not often, but from time to time! i think most of my followers are mutuals so when we talk it’s mostly through DMs or something rather than asks

(17.) why did i choose this url:

no deep reasons, it’s just nya + adversary although my lovely mutual litzo junkheaded did point out it could be read as “NY adversary” which also fits, i like that too

(18.) following:

92. i’ve never been one to follow a lot of blogs, as long as my dash isn’t super slow i prefer to keep my following count low — i think most of the blogs i follow are mutuals actually

(19.) followers:

116. again i think the majority of these i’m in mutuals with

(20.) average hours of sleep:

i have bipolar disorder so no

(21.) lucky number:

1, 4, 9, 11, 17, 55, 69 (nice), 93, 95, 101, 417, 420 (nice), 428, 666 (nice), 4673

(22.) instruments:

i’m mainly a singer but i used to play fiddle (would like to pick it up again sometime), i know some very rudimentary piano/keyboard (i can do basic chords), i’m trying to learn ukulele and i’d also like to try learning guitar

also my school did force us to play the recorder but we got sort of hardcore with it, broke out the alto/tenor/bass recorders and all that. i used to play alto and tenor mainly but i’ve played like every type of recorder probably lmao

(23.) what am i wearing:

shrieking shack t-shirt with a really deep fried image of harry holding dead dobby on it

black and white checkered pants

boxered shorts

(24.) dream job:

i don’t dream about having jobs simply <3

but no ideally i wind up being some sort of author i guess?

(25.) dream trip:

anywhere. ahaha. let me out <3

(26.) favorite food:

some favorites no order: soft pretzels, like all pasta but my fave is tortellini, virtually all seafood honestly but especially crab, mussels, salmon, and anchovies, udon, ramen but not instant ramen i’ve had enough of that for one lifetime probably but will continue to eat it bc money, cheesecake, pizza but specifically like really good italian style pizza (new york style is also pretty good), garlic bread, really anything with garlic, salty foods in general

(27.) nationality:

american 😔

in terms of more specific cultural background, just for funsies: mom’s side is irish catholic mainly, her dad’s family is from county tipperary, i’m 3rd gen. she grew up on staten island and most of her family lives (or did live) in the tristate area. dad’s side is scots-irish with left welsh and has been here a while, since i think the mid or late 1600s? my paternal grandparents ended up settling and raising their family in socal (san diego) but both their families are from the southern appalachian region (grandfather on that side grew up in rural northern alabama, F to pay respects, and i don’t remember specifically about my grandmother)

(28.) favorite song:

i cannot pick. uh. the most played song in my itunes library is infinitesimal by mother mother, so, whatever that says about me

(29.) last book read:

does... does the komaeda manga count

(30.) three fictional universes you’d like to live in:

Three??? most of the fictional universes i like / am invested in are horrible nightmare realms. the only one i can think of that seems like an overall good time is pokemon and i don’t think i need to explain why that would whip ass

i tag: the girl reading this <3 or, like, whoever, you can do this if you want and say i tagged you, no obligation

[blookmallow]

and heres a pile from That Time I Journeyed Across Half The Continent To Try To Get To Solitude To Buy My Daughter A Dress But Then Somehow Ended Up Involved In A Vampire Conspiracy Instead 

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i was just MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS when i suddenly got attacked by TWO dragons, ran into that house there to try to get away, but the house was owned by some kind of mage who was very, very angry at me for being in his house so then HE started trying to kill me and was a lot stronger than i was prepared to deal with so i ran away from THAT 

and then immediately ran directly into an angry sabre cat 

what are the ODDS

i forget exactly what all ended up happening here i know i killed the cat and at least one of the dragons. i think the other one flew off somewhere. i killed the mage guy and ransacked his house lmao

it didnt have to be this way buddy you decided it was murder time before you even gave me 2 seconds to explain 

i dont even know this guy he was bragging about being The Best Fighter and challenged me so i punched him a lot until he gave in and now we’re friends. i appreciate him

anyway so this town has a house that recently burned down and the family who lived there all died in the fire except for the husband, who then immediately moved in with a new girlfriend, which everyone in town thinks is Very Suspect but nobody can prove anything so i went to investigate that situation 

oh he fucking did it 

A GHOST!!!!!! I FOUND A GHOST! A REAL ONE THIS TIME

:( she gave me some clues to help find out what happened to her and as excited as i am about ghosts its. really sad

i dont know why the daughter is a ghost but the mother’s spirit doesn’t seem to be here 

i wasnt getting any useful info out of the father other than that hes shady as fuck and i realized i couldnt find his new girlfriend anywhere, i tried waiting outside her house for a while but she just. either wouldn’t come back or wouldn’t come out. i HAD to know what was going on and finally picked the lock and broke in, which was a bad idea bc hroggar and the girlfriend were both there at the time and very, very angry at me for breaking in, hOWEVER,

I FOUND HER SLEEPING IN A COFFIN IN THE BASEMENT SHE’S A FUCKING!!!!! VAMPIRE!!!!!

not sure why a vampire has garlic in her house though

i got killed and debated trying to break in again and be more prepared to kill them this time but decided against it and went back to following the leads from the ghost child. i definitely found this out before i was supposed to lmao

found the kid’s grave, which. had been dug up. im still not clear on why 

ah. yes i see 

anyway so it turned out the girlfriend was a vampire and she had another woman in town who was also a vampire set the fire and hroggar was under her thrall the whole time, which was why he was cool with all this and was acting so weird, they were trying to slowly take over the entire town for their coven but i fucked it up, killed the vampires and released hroggar from her, set the child’s soul at rest, as you do. hroggar didn’t do it and was under alva’s control the whole time but i still kinda dont trust him that much. he later thanked me for saving him from her though 

then we went after the coven leader to make sure they wouldnt come back again

IVE GOT A WHOLE MILITIA COMIN AFTER THIS VAMPIRE WITH ME

or i Did lmao they all enthusiastically followed me out to the cave where the vampires live and then like, almost all of them left me  

only these guys stayed. my loyal followers

thonnir stayed because his wife was one of the vampires (probably turned/taken by alva, i dont think she joined them on her own will or at least he doesnt believe that) and he wanted to get justice for her 

and then, of course, Guy Who Fights For Me Now Because I Punch Really Good 

we killed the leader and i was SO afraid one or both of these guys were gonna get dead in there (i dont rly know them but still) (also thonnir has a son who already lost his mother so like, ) but i managed to complete the quest with both of them alive by the end of it 

i mentioned this adventure to my dad (skyrim is like the Only thing we have in common so its like 90% of what we talk about now lmao) and hes just like “you know it is a Pretend child,” and im like yes father i understand the concept of a video game i am aware it is not a real child but i still dont want his pretend video game father to die at my side and make him a pretend video game orphan let me live :’ | 

also alva’s corpse is still just like. there. in the basement. hroggar’s still living there bc like. his house burned down, alva’s dead, i guess this is his new house now, but. just. didnt bother to do anything about the corpse in the basement. ok 

I FUCKING FINALLY MADE IT OUT TO SOLITUDE THOUGH :’) it is a beautiful city i like it very much. i havent explored a whole lot yet though its big. apparently there was a big execution scene happening when you first enter the city but i came in through some weird side door and couldnt figure out where all the yelling was coming from and just kinda ignored it and missed the whole fucking thing lmao  

ok you’re the one out here with a hairstyle that makes you look like you’ve got two horns growing out of your head but go off i guess 

the palace is really beautiful too 

please im gay 

forget the men though ive been out there in the taverns and let me tell you there is nobody you want to talk to in those 90% of the time

,,,thank you thats very threatening 

boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots b

BABY GOT HER DRESS IN THE END THOUGH :’) 

i brought a doll or something back for lucia i forget. i like her green dress i havent seen any other kids wearing that one 

as much as i love my daughters the kids in skyrim all. look. kind of the same :’) lucia’s hair is different but like. gonna be honest i like being able to tell which kid is mine lmao i might get sofie another dress that stands out better 

i dont rly like the yellow one as much but it’d be. distinct. i dont want to make them both wear the same clothes so 

[gay-but-not-really]

1. wine glasses

2. lollipops

3. neither

4. """well behaved""" and """gifted"""

5. glass bottles

6. goth, grunge, formal (at the s am e t i m e)

7. both

8. tv shows

9. rain/fresh cut grass

10. free fridays. i would chase my friend around the entire gym. not tag, just chase him

11. tea

12. PANdemonium (pan pride songs, songs by pan artists, and songs with pan vibes)

13. lanyard with key ring

14. sour patch kids (also i hate chocolate, unless its fun sized dark chocolate)

15. westing game/tangerine

16. one leg on floor, on hung over armrest, sitting in the corned of the chair

17. rainbow vans thats say "garlic bread" on the laces

18. thunderstorms

19. all of them

20. laptop

21. blues clues and plushes

22. avril lavigne, robert manion, and billie joe armstrong

23. biting/picking at fingernails/cuticles. also scratching my head

24. dragons breath opal (?)

25. apologize by onerepublic. my dad and i used to sing it together

26. sit inside and scroll through social media, unless theres a strong breeze (i get headaches when im warm/hot)

27. sit on the porch and scroll through social media

28. better off dead-sleeping with sirens, american idiot-green day, weightless-all time low, caliform.i.a-black Friday, everybody talks-neon trees

29. sit/cuddle with me and listen to music while scrolling through our devices or talking

30. window nook/roof at moms house, closet/under desk at dads

31. rainbow jeans/sneakers with a graphic tee and hoodie, finished with stacked bracelets and a snapback

32. wtf richard, 5 ft apart, road work ahead, aa aaa aaaaaaaa, wtf is up kyle

33. gay, fuck/fucking, lmao

34. PB AND C IS WHAT IM THINKING OF AND IT ONLY CAN BE FOUND IN MY REESES PUFFS

35. 2-3 am

36. idk probably "you had one job" or grumpy cat

37. backpack (or duffel)

38. english breakfast or green tea

39.plain lemons

40. bomb threat where they wouldnt let kids leave unless they had a note

41. el or sis i dont remember

42. both

43. hoodie

44. old spice dragon

45. superhero?

46. hoodie and whatever shorts i was wearing that day

47. mozerella

48. lemon

49. "I could be something and nothing at the same time. I could be necessary and also invisible. Everyone would need me and no one would be able to see me.” Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe

50.

51. missing my friends/being touch starved

52. typewriter

53. scabbed from picking at cuticles

54. how to drive a combine by myself, age 6 (farming job)

55. i genuinely dont know. prob the little mermaid bc its gay, but i love all of them

56. xmas pancakes at my great granmothers xmas morning

57. discovering my gender/sexuality w lgbtphobic family, anxiety/depression, brother's death/not being in contact with my nephew from ages 1-4 (an honorable mention is asking to be called sebastian by my teachers (it doesnt sound like much, but i had a panic attack while writng/sending the email to my sci teacher))

58. cosplay, singing, sewing, kandi bracelets

59. fucking hell dude

60. lgbt superhero slice of life (bnha but one of the main plots is non-heterosexuality)

61. “Through all of youth I was looking for you without knowing what I was looking for.”

“I wanted to tell them so many things yet I didn’t have the words. So I stupidly repeated myself.”

“The summer sun was not meant for boys like me. Boys like me belonged to the rain.”

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe

62. Dante Quintana, Hitoshi Shinso, Klaus Hargreeves, Five Hargreeves, Klaus Baudelaire, Ryan Evans, Milo Thatch

63. weightless-all time low, if i had you- hit list, show stopping number-tgwdlm, tik tok-kesha, everybody talks- neon trees

64. club penguin

65. im clumsy af. theres so many

66. green carnations, black roses, dahlias

67. nope

68. pb choc oat muffins. they were flavorless and burnt

69. 1.59 gal water, 2 ground cherry pits, 80 choc bars, or 70 cups of coffee will kill you

70. right

71. houndstooth

72. Social studies

73. Carrots w peanut butter

74. 3

75. Age 6

76. Fries

77. Herbs

78. coffee from a gas station

79. I don't have either

80.jewel tones

81. fireflies

82. pc

83. writing

84. podcasts

84. barbie

85. mythology

86. cookies

87. Dad finding out I'm pan and either disowning/kicking me out or hurting/killing me

88. testosterone, top surgery, bottom surgery, liking who i am

89. Sage

90. stealing el's paper. they bit me an now were best friends

91. boxes

92. sunlight or fairy lights

93. seb

94. winter

95. pinterest

96.

97. 3- mom, dad, and my aunt

98. 1920's and ancient greece

weird asks that say a lot

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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

[jondeacon]

What's your favourite food for lunch? Oh do you have cooked lunches or dinners in Hungary? What type of clothing do you wear the most and find comfortable? What language would you want to master immediately if you could and why? Do you remember your first ever day in school when you were a child? Have you ever been to Slovakia? I am ready to sleep soon, but hello I am greeting you, have fun with answering the questions you can talk about what you want. :^D goodnight in advance. Sending love xoxo

Okay let the storytime begin fjdjdn

Sorry i had to use this fjfjfjf

Oooh fave lunch food, gosh thats hard, we take our lunches seriously, like nothing else but the lunch has some kind of sacred value in my country somehow lmao

But gosh we love our soups, a good ass chicken soup is always the best to start with (no seriously especially in my family its like the prime, my mom cooks a lot of it almost every weekend, its also my dad's fave soup, so whenever i visit him, he has it as well and sometimes im almost fed up with it lol), with some fine cérnametélt or csigatészta, this is the to go sunday dinner soup, though my faves are pretty bland fhfbdnd i love tomato soup, with a slight twist bc i cook it differently than my mom, and i usually put garlic and onion in it, and a lot of herbs djfnfnn, also we have this easy to make soup thats called cumin seed soup(?) and its the blandest shit ever but its so damn delicious and my mom always looks at me weird that i love it, but its seriously so delicous fnfndn

Theres also a big culture around stuffed cabbage, no shit my grandma basically demands my mom to make it each week, and its been like this for over a year and while im fine with it and i like it a lot, its just dnfndn IM KINDA GETTING TIRED lmao, but i enjoy sweet pastas a lot, we have poppyseed pasta and i love to pair it up when my mom makes jókai bean soup, that combo is the best lunch food imo, also cabbage pasta, and many people consider it a fucking crime that there are ppl who prefer it sweet, but i love me some sugary cabbage pasta uwu (we are garbage ppl dont judge fjfnf)

If im at work or outside, its tshirts, and jeans usually, and a comfy sweater, at home i love my oversized tshirts and whatever pajama pants i have around or sometimes just the underwear 😂

Hm probably swedish, idk since like everyone in sweden speaks english but i really wanna learn it like, imo its one of the coolest languages ever, and it sounds fucking cool, but i also would like to learn german and russian bc that would make me fucking powerful lmao (no but those two sound like a death threat both like sounding and grammar wise) and korean is also there, bc i didn't give up on it, and it would be nice to learn it to some basics level

I have some vague memories of it, i remember sitting next to this girl whom i considered my best friend for a very long time, and then she turned out to be my biggest bully but OH WELL

And yes ive been! :D though it wasn't rly a huge thing like, if i went to Kosice or Bratislava (bc gosh i wish i could visit those places) we went to Roznava with my dad when i was like 7 i think, and it was a bus trip sort of, we didn't do much but went around shopping, i dont remember much of it though D: also i remember that we passed the border a several times with my dad by car and we went to some kind of market place but thats really all i remember fnfnfn

No literally these were a blessing and im glad i could answer these and fnndnd omg i talk a lot but this was so fun and exactly smth that could distract me rn :')))) thank you so much bb 💖💖💖