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cirrus-grey · 3 months ago

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Hey you know how I made a post a bit ago comparing Bartimaeus and Nathaniel, John and Arthur, and Venom and Eddie?

John and Arthur, you better fucking not.

#say hello to kitty for me #dont forget me #lets see a broadway show #can we go see a movie #fuck i cant do this #they literally made themselves soulmates #one life force #and i saw the ending coming but NOT LIKE THAT #i cried in the theater #im counting on that cockroach man #they can survive anything right #and there was the bartender CLEARLY theyre saying it was that particular little bit in the tube right #so. so like he can come back right. with all his memories and- and-#im writing these tags in the parking lot of the theater btw if you couldn't tell from how rambling they are #im distraught #the continuing saga of my marvel reactions #original post #venom (2018)#venom the last dance #the last dance #the last dance spoilers #venom spoilers #symbrock #malevolent #private eyes #my malevolent stuff #bartimaeus trilogy #im not going to post this for a week im sure it'll seem completely unhinged by then

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ohlookitsthearkhamknight · 1 year ago

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(Minor spoilers for loki s2e4)

BRAD WHEN I FIND YOU

WHEN I FIND YOU BRAD

BRAD IM GOING TO KILL YOU

DAMN YOU BRAD

#HE WAS HAPPY #HE WAS DRINKING HIS CHOCOLATE #AND! HE! WAS! HAPPY!#AND THEN HE DIED #FUCK #FUCK I CANT DO THIS #FUCK YOU BRAD #d 90 #hunter d 90 #loki #loki series #loki season 2 #x 5 #hunter x 5 #bradly #neil ellice

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acetheta · 5 months ago

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i cant fuckijg do tbis

#ghis is why i never take my meds #makes me so anxious at nihht #maybe its a side effect cause i havent taken them in awhile lol #but i cant even tell anyone cause then i would have to asmit to not taking then #fuck i cant do this #i dont want to have a panic attack #vent #i dont have anyone to talk to

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just-french-me-up · 7 days ago

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

#ao3 #archive of our own #what.do.you.MEAN #how do these takes still find me #HOW #'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE #THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND #also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first #imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale #ANYWAY it just boggles the mind

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onixiage · 1 month ago

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sleepy time :)

#arcane #jayvik #jayce talis #viktor arcane #hope draws #ogughghhg their damn lab beat me up #like wdym the walls r empty and the only furniture u have there r a solid TWO DESKS #A CHAIR AND A STOOL AND JAYCES FUCK ASS ANVIL I CANT DO THIS

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ninjasmudge · 1 year ago

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last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

#minecraft #tagged so i can find it ig #PROBABLY MEANS I PLAY TOO MUCH MINECRAFT TBH #IT WAS 77 COBBLESTONE DO U UNDERSTAND HOW JARRING THAT WAS #IT LEGIT WOKE ME UP BC I WAS LIKE 'that cant fucking happen.'#shark talks #l

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payasita · 2 years ago

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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

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dragonofthemountain · 10 months ago

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overcome with the urge to stick my head down a garbage disposal

#im not ready im not ready im not ready im not ready #fuck i cant do this

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donutdrawsthings · 5 months ago

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It's still on my mind... save me

#donutdrawsthings #fanart #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine fanart #wolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool #deadpool fanart #poolverine #deadclaws #damn multiple ship names alright #logan howlett #of fucking course his last name is howlett i fucking cant i need to suck this guy off so bad who said that #my name is josh and i do some joshing around on some occasions #wade wilson #deadpool x wolverine

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llegato · 1 year ago

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whats wrong with me

#god this is literally all my fucking fault #i nearly threw up right after i woke up #fuck i cant do this #finn.txt

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mahgck · 1 month ago

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blue lock objectively is insane and probably bad. but the thing about blue lock is that once you watch it youre like holy shit this is peak. its a disease.

other powerpoints ive made

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yudol-skorbi · 2 months ago

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my worldstate is pretty fun

#dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #datv #rook laidir #isabela dragon age #lucanis dellamorte #rookanis #handers #anders dragon age #everytime i do comics in english i feel the need to apologize #so uh #sorry///#anyway #fun new challenge #can isabela's friends stop banging abominations #also i cant draw this fucking hat

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seizethegay420 · 2 months ago

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I think In-ho Hannibal Lectered too close to the sun

#gi-hun is his Will Graham #like he wants to kill him but cant bring himself to actually do it #he wants Gi-hun to see things from his perspective #ISJFIWJDBS #I STILL CANT BELIEVE THERES TOXIC YAOI IN FUCKING SQUID GAME #hwang in ho #front man #seong gi hun #they dont have a ship name yet :((#seong gi hun x hwang in ho #number 457 #lmao #squid game season 2 #squid game 2 #squid game #457 #ginho

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datcravat · 2 months ago

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It seems there's a new lawyer in town!!!

#I think she's one of the most underutilized characters ever I will DIE on this hill #she can hear people's feelings that is the COOLEST concept ever #you get people who can hear thoughts a lot and that's cool but hearing FEELINGS is such a sick and unique concept #AND SHES A LAWYER #THATS THE COOLEST CAREER YOU COULD GIVE SOMEONE WHO CAN HEAR FEELINGS THAT OPENS DOORS FOR SO MANY GOOD STORIES #I'D LOVE IN AA TO PLAY CASES AS HER WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK BACKWARDS FROM PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS TO FIGURE OUT MYSTERIES #IT'S A WHOLE NEW SIDE TO THE EVIDENCE #AND SUBTLE HIDDEN FEELINGS KEEP GUIDING HER AND PPL JUST CANT KEEP UP WITH HOW SHE WORKS... STUFF LIKE THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING #WHY ISN'T IT UTILIZED WHY DO WE JUST HAVE PSUEDOSCIENCE MINIGAME #ATHENA IS SO LIKEABLE AND CHARMING AND FULL OF LIFE TOO #PLEASE CAPCOM #I LOV E HER PLEASE #GIVE US A CRAZY MOMENT WHERE SHE TAKES PHOENIX ASIDE HALFWAY THROUGH A CASEAND TELLS HIM HIS CLIENT WAS JUST ELATED AT THE SIGHT OF A CORPS #OR DO IT IN THE GAMEPLAY WHERE THE PLAYER SPOTS IT IN THE MOOD MATRIX #omg yeah actually that'd make me shit my pants that'd be so cool #proper ghost trick moment #THERE'S SO MUCH COOL STUFF YOu can do fuck okay sorry there are so many tags now #can you tell I got feelings abt this character I LOVE HER so much Im in love w her tbh and she's also so me #ace attorney #athena cykes #my art #have a good day thanks for looking at my art haha

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zedif-y · 10 months ago

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Based off of this post and @mumblesplash's tags

And, finally:

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inkskinned · 2 months ago

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i wrote an interactive poem for my girlfriend in 3 parts. she said you need to read it.

go here: take only the final quiz or take all 3. i don't mind. it's sad, though. this is a poem about choice. about fate and mental illness and how love fits inside of all of it. this is a poem about a long dark hallway. mostly this is a poem about mango sushi rolls.

good luck. i love you. despite it all, i'm hopeful.

#uqiz #she said i need to put it up here lmafo #something something feel free to send me 5 dollars towards my next sushi roll run #poetry #experimental poetry #there's no specific like warning on this except that im not doing well n therefore it LEAKS into my writing lol #the realllll shit as an author is like ohhhh fuck i write so much better when im mentally unwell lol #:( why cant i be sane AND rational. why does my creativity gotta stem from suffering.#(bc when im not suffering im outside saying YIPPEE and kicking my heels lol)#IF YOU SAW THIS BEFORE I CLICKED THE RIGHT LINK NO YOU DIDNT #hey btw if you're experiencing an error idk what's up with that bc it still loads on my end.#i'll look into solutions but sorry :(#hi friends: i have no idea why sometimes the links break for random people.#it might be a chrome/firefox/etc thing but i will say that the links still work on my end AND i still have people taking each quiz.#so i know it works .... i have no idea what the exact solution is - maybe reload it if urs isn't working?#sorry im not good at coding :(

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