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ohlookitsthearkhamknight · 1 year ago

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(Minor spoilers for loki s2e4)

BRAD WHEN I FIND YOU

WHEN I FIND YOU BRAD

BRAD IM GOING TO KILL YOU

DAMN YOU BRAD

#HE WAS HAPPY #HE WAS DRINKING HIS CHOCOLATE #AND! HE! WAS! HAPPY!#AND THEN HE DIED #FUCK #FUCK I CANT DO THIS #FUCK YOU BRAD #d 90 #hunter d 90 #loki #loki series #loki season 2 #x 5 #hunter x 5 #bradly #neil ellice

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cirrus-grey · 4 days ago

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Hey you know how I made a post a bit ago comparing Bartimaeus and Nathaniel, John and Arthur, and Venom and Eddie?

John and Arthur, you better fucking not.

#say hello to kitty for me #dont forget me #lets see a broadway show #can we go see a movie #fuck i cant do this #they literally made themselves soulmates #one life force #and i saw the ending coming but NOT LIKE THAT #i cried in the theater #im counting on that cockroach man #they can survive anything right #and there was the bartender CLEARLY theyre saying it was that particular little bit in the tube right #so. so like he can come back right. with all his memories and- and-#im writing these tags in the parking lot of the theater btw if you couldn't tell from how rambling they are #im distraught #the continuing saga of my marvel reactions #original post #venom (2018)#venom the last dance #the last dance #the last dance spoilers #venom spoilers #symbrock #malevolent #private eyes #my malevolent stuff #bartimaeus trilogy #im not going to post this for a week im sure it'll seem completely unhinged by then

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lesbiantrish · 1 month ago

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i cant fuckijg do tbis

#ghis is why i never take my meds #makes me so anxious at nihht #maybe its a side effect cause i havent taken them in awhile lol #but i cant even tell anyone cause then i would have to asmit to not taking then #fuck i cant do this #i dont want to have a panic attack #vent #i dont have anyone to talk to

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study-coffee-chicago · 2 years ago

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When everything annoys you recently and people next to you are talking loudly…and you didn’t sleep good. Will I do something I regret later? Or will I just go to bed?

#I’m been having a bad time recently #everything is annoying me like wtf????#i just wanna sleep #fuck i cant do this

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ninjasmudge · 1 year ago

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last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

#minecraft #tagged so i can find it ig #PROBABLY MEANS I PLAY TOO MUCH MINECRAFT TBH #IT WAS 77 COBBLESTONE DO U UNDERSTAND HOW JARRING THAT WAS #IT LEGIT WOKE ME UP BC I WAS LIKE 'that cant fucking happen.'#shark talks #l

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payasita · 1 year ago

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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

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dragonofthemountain · 7 months ago

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overcome with the urge to stick my head down a garbage disposal

#im not ready im not ready im not ready im not ready #fuck i cant do this

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donutdrawsthings · 1 month ago

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It's still on my mind... save me

#donutdrawsthings #fanart #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine fanart #wolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool #deadpool fanart #poolverine #deadclaws #damn multiple ship names alright #logan howlett #of fucking course his last name is howlett i fucking cant i need to suck this guy off so bad who said that #my name is josh and i do some joshing around on some occasions #wade wilson #deadpool x wolverine

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llegato · 9 months ago

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whats wrong with me

#god this is literally all my fucking fault #i nearly threw up right after i woke up #fuck i cant do this #finn.txt

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zedif-y · 7 months ago

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Based off of this post and @mumblesplash's tags

And, finally:

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7roaches · 1 year ago

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sorry that took like an hour i stopped to eat dinner heres my idea

#my art #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #trans #lesbian #petrigrof #ion think i needa tag this for anything theyre both clothed & its not suggestive #i think simon isnt scared of needles but he cant make himself do it himself so betty does it for him #idk how he got by before meeting betty #i also dont think i needa tag this for eva spoilers considering it came out uh #28 years ago #FUCK I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE COMIC HOLD ON #ok 10 min later im back #also i think this kinda implies golbetty is flesh underneath like an eva #ok i think thats all #and in case i dont see you good morning good evening and goodnight

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musubiki · 3 months ago

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balor 🥰

#fields of mistria #fom #balor #fanart #art #sir...im so in love w you...#if anyone else like me loved the fuck out of stardew but was disappointed in the romance options...please play this game #the characters/interactions/dialouge is top notch #i knew nothing about this game i found out about it 2 days before release #i thought i was gonna go for march #and immedately met this guy and just #his first line is like (im a traveling merchant) and i went (oh no)#i have such a THING for merchant characters #i can finally live out my dream of romancing volo pkmn #sort of #except not evil #i think #love that the romance options in this game are like... adults with jobs/dreams/aspirations #unlike stardew where everyone is supposedly an adult but is like a teenager??#but in this game everyone is a contributing member of society #love that <3333 #the dialouge for real is amazing #anyway. it still in uhh...early access? so you cant do everything youll be able to do one day #but thats good for me bc i tend to blast through these games and do 90% of things within a week #fanart???? from my ass???#only because i love this game and him #im so fucked up for him #not me tracking his ass down everyday to talk to him #also what i love about this game is being able to talk to everyone multiple times a day #like every hour or something

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himbionn · 7 months ago

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Doodles of the boy(s) cause I adore them so 🩷💙

(Fullscreen version of the screenshot redraw below!)

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drenched-in-sunlight · 3 months ago

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i love the DLC man

#elden ring #miquella the unalloyed #promised consort radahn #I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation #with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs #and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area #she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it #the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy #really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina #then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs #now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end #the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this #yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out

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victarin · 6 months ago

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i will like forever stand by the fact that self-insert art is good and helpful honestly. call it cringe or whtever but at the end of the day you need to realize that drawing yourself or writing yourself into your favorite media that makes you happy can be incredibly healing. there is seriously nothing wrong with wanting to experience a bit of a reality in which u live a life that is with your favorite character ever even if its "weird" cuz honestly who the fuck cares. make urself happy. let yourself have that singular pleasure of imagining yourself with someone or something that brings you comfort outside of this world that is not nearly as kind

#especially if ur like me and u use it as replacement therapy cuz you cant access real life therapy #i do not care if its cringe if i draw myself talking w sun fnaf or who ever fucking else #if i do not have anyone to go to for comfort Let me make it up at the very fucking least #talking #ugh or possibly #delete later

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naturecalls111 · 11 days ago

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unorthodox murder mystery

#zosan #one piece #roronoa zoro #sanji vinsmoke #fanart #okay so basically this concept is ok so basically #its a murder mystery where those who are murdered on the ship actually turn into VAMPIRES #but theyre like #guys. how the fuck do we not know who the vampire is #like what do you mean you are literally still alive after being 'killed' and somehow you dont remember who killed and turned you #zoro: well whatever. im still gonna be the greatest swordsman #sanji: right ok so hello FUCKFACE. DUMBASS. GREATEST SWORDSMAN THAT IS ONLY AVAILABLE DURING THE NIGHT OR WHAT–#sanji: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT WE JUST DIED THAT WE JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE THAT WE'RE IMMORTAL NOW. THAT I CANT TASTE THE FOOD I MAKE #zoro: wat dat gotta do wit me #sanji would be suchhhh a good vampire feeder but a terrible vampire I think #thats my opinion stop throwing rocks at me what the hell #anyway i dont actually know who the vampire on the crew woudl be #thats the mystery #its a mystery to the creaotr of the au as well obviously... or else whats the point.....

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