#fuck her honestly

[irhabiya]

took L after capital L today

[doomednarrative]

Boss decided to try scheduling me for a "mandatory" five hour training (for a module I ALREADY DID WHEN I GOT HIRED FIVE YEARS AGO) without even a two week notice, so I finally scheduled my eye appointment AND contact fitting that I needed to do on the same day at the same time out of spite. Fuck with me once and I'll do it right back.

[everyoneonthenormandyisgay]

If the Dalatrass wanted me to see her side...MAYBE she should have considered being diplomatic??? instead of throwing racist insults around??

[nudibutch]

i am this close to evicting my uterus

[cringelordofchaos]

Ok but why did mrs wheeler, a married woman who has 3 children, decide to date BILLY, a literal teenager what the actual fuck was she thinkingggggg

[wejustvibing]

w13 so disrespectful to lewis' immaculate record

[thatoddtetrapod]

You know what??? There’s a point where it’s not always 100% on me anymore. If I make a tremendous effort to understand and adapt to your communication style, and you don’t even lift a finger to understand mine, then eventually the miscommunication is on you. I spend so much time and energy trying to communicate with someone else’s communication style, I’m speaking with someone else’s voice and listening with someone else’s ears, and that’s exhausting and it won’t always go well. There’s a point where if I’m making an effort to speak carefully, you at least need to try to listen thoughtfully.

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[heartofanenigma]

God killed rock and roll and my will to live.

[bitterbluenephalem]

As an actual tortured poet id like to take a shit right in tay swifs private jet. Right in what i hope will be her usual seat. See if that knocks you down a peg closer to actually being a tortured poet sweetheart

[theevilcactus]

I have to wonder

Did Taylor schedule her “threatening legal action” so soon after announcing a new album on purpose? Because she thought we’d all be too busy squealing about the new album announcement to get upset about it?

I’m thinking the answer is Yes.

[angrycatlovesfandoms]

I ordered 4 hours ago a decaf and it was clearly NOT a decaf because im fucking shaking

[lightboundhellhound]

me: *talking to my sister about something i love*

my sister when our mom walks in: save me from this person

yeah that’s a good way to make sure i never talk to you again.

[evelynpr]

Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.

Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.

[jewishbarbies]

[direquail]

I don’t think people give enough weight to the fact that Nona is chronically-to-terminally ill in NtN, either—the reason she needs help taking care of herself, by the end of the book, is because her soul is eating her body and her body is dying. Every time she has a “tantrum”, or accesses Alecto, she uses up Harrow’s body in huge gulps—that’s why she gets sick or passes out after them. She spends most of her time in the early book thinking wistfully about how lucky she is to just have what she has and how much she wants to be useful and it’s a meditation on her awareness of her own death. Like.

Yeah, of course she needs other people to help her take care of herself. She’s disabled and actively dying.