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My boomer take is if I have a paper coupon, I should be able to walk in to the establishment and use it.
No online order, no app, no sign on login, no create an account.
I have physical coupon, in the physical, non digital world. You can hold it, touch it, caress it, eat it.
I am in your physical business, physically present. Maybe not mentally but that has never mattered.
And, amazingly enough, with physical money. Almost nobody has folding money anymore. It's all credit cards and cash apps.
I should not have to get into the digital world, send information into outerspace and back where you try and harvest me for my data further, for you to accept it. You are already taking my money, isn't that enough for you greedy bastards?
Let's just do this old school, Amish style and get this transaction taken care of without being traced by the FBI or VISA.
#story time#boomer take#rant post#fuck digital age#this just happened#so fuck you guys#i am now spending my money at a competitor#the only reason i was here anyways was for the damn coupon
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trying to get used to drawing the most sculpted elf known to man
#got pretty close with the last one i am. working on it#oh davrin. you are handsome and also. so fucking funny and your cheekbones are ridiculous#holding all the companions in the palm of my hand#davrin#dav#datv#dragon age#veilguard#art#my art#fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr
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Part 2!
Can’t get over the fact that we all keep calling him ”Peepaw Leo” even tho the poor guy JUST got into his 40s
Also don’t ask me what a skincare routine would even look like for a human-turtle mutant hybrid I have no idea
#i like to think little leo is intentionally overreacting at least PARTIALLY just to fuck with big leo#but only a little bit. he is genuinely freaked out over getting the age so wrong haha#tizel art#my art#digital art#illustration#comic#tmnt#rottmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt fanart#leo#leonardo#rottmnt leo#future leo
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okay so alighterwood started playing twisted wonderland which not only reminded me that i have to finish my twst wonderland jurrassic ayuu fic but ALSO gave me brain rot for Tim Drake in twisted wonderland do you see the vision. im looking directly into your eyes oh so autistically do you see my vision. im communicating telepathically do you see what i'm saying here
#he would own that school within 2 days#crowley would not stand a fucking chance#tim is the most likely to go villain (yes i do in fact know jason is right there but consider: that was extenuating circumstances)#and he would get along with literally all of the idiots on that campus#he canonically is great at making friends and getting btiches#like oh the guy that is only not a villain because he hyperfixated on on a hero? that guy gets along with a campus of ppl his age?#that are inspired by villains?#soooo crazy#wouldn't have seen that coming#not to mention he'd think of this as a vacation#imagine he gets teleported right as soon as he finds out condiment king was starting shit somewhere#he would go “oh thank god actually”#then proceed to spend the year 1) missing his friends but 2) having the time of his life messing with these people#Vil would love him#im just saying#they'd be fast friends#tim would be a pomefiere student if this was another au#erinwantstowrite#tim drake#twisted wonderland#digital art#doodles#twst grim
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The Molar Horse, they're similar to IRL horses but alot bigger and with a bulkier neck... beside the obvious frontal tusks used for defense against predators and in intraspecific competition.
Due to their aggressive and fearless nature aswell as gigantic size theyre an excellent war mount, even if their domestication isnt for the weak.
when their lips are relaxed they cover all the teeth, this is to protect their integrity and also to avoid infections, this tissue is hardy but flexible enough to be pulled all the way back to show the hidden upward incisives and the rest of the teeth, baring their teeth can be out of distress or as a threat.
(the silly)
In a previous ask I explained how these animals can eat, in short I didn't want to add some type of trunk nor modify the appearance of the tusks especially the big frontal one so the easiest option to go is to have a large tounge strong enough to help it eat in a similar fashion to a giraffe.
But I was thinking that in my setting the general landescape is very desertic and there aren't many trees around, this opens an issue since the tounge was based on a giraffe tounge which is made to grab tree branches and pull the leaves into their mouths, so maybe these tounges could have spiky cavities similar to a feline tounge but much more exaggerated, this to be able to have a stronger hold on the dry grass and other types of dry food that probably would be on the ground.
TW: (fictional) Animal abuse
In my story there are many important factions and in general they aren't benevolent specially since the war is a common occassion and each one have to do what it needs to success and maintain territory and resources, this faction, the Altan Empire (which hopefully i will show more of them in a future) is one of the few important nations that have managed to domesticate the dangerous Molar Horses, but to conceive this they had to do some evil shit
The lips of a molar horse are a very sensitive part of their body, these have many nerve conections to be able to move them and show different types of expressions, emotions and give indications to other Molar horses.
The removal of these lips greatly vaffects their behavior, making them docier and easier to handle aswell as opening a entrance to put the mouthpiece and colocate the bridle without having problems with the vast tissue, this is called marking.
A marked molar horse is alot less unstable than its wild counterpart, making them an excellent mount to be used in the loud and unpredictable battles between factions, it also improves their intimidation factor
But beside their obvious degradation in appearance, these animals become incapable of communicating normally with other molar horses.
Another problem are the infections, is common to see marked molar horses with infected pimples, scars or without some back teeth that fell off or had to be removed.
on the bright side, in recent times and due to the domestication of the marked molar horses, meaning that newborns are more docile withouth having to mark them aswell as improvements in the design of the bridle, said newborns are commonly left with their intact lips.
#wohoo finally threw up enourmous amount of info that has been locked up in my obsidian vault for ages#also this design isn't final yet- i gotta make the neck a bit longer cuz now that i'm seeing it right it seems a bit short#my art#wgd#fucked up unicorn#creature design#dark fantasy#worldbuilding#equine#speculative zoology#to some extent#art#digital art#oc art#drawing
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My take/designs on the pevensies! (They’re definitely heavily inspired by their looks in the movies.)
Beginning of the lion, the witch and the wardrobe
End of golden age-ish
I’d call this a WIP but it’s not really, mostly once we get into designing clothes in fantasy settings I feel very out of my depth, but I wanna practice more. I’m the most happy with Lucy’s but that’s also cause I most heavily referenced with hers.
Im mostly still just figuring out the clothes design for when they’re in narnia. I want brighter/more jewel toned and warmth to contrast with the more muted London clothes. And for the clothing design I want embroidery, but other than that I have no idea how I would make the designs of the narnian style in this era cohesive.
I also have vague main colours for each of them, lucy green, secondary red, edmund blue secondary brown, Susan purple secondary blue, Peter red secondary purple, and all of them use gold as well.
#fairmerthefarmer art#clothes from earth are so much easier to research#Susan gives elf to me#so maybe looking to that for inspo?#idk whenever I do stuff like this I’m just frantically galavanting on Pinterest#it’s harder for me to visualize clothes#my costume design knowledge is furthest away from my main skill sets#pevensies#lucy pevensie#edmund pevensie#peter pevensie#Susan pevensie#narnia#chronicles of narnia#lww#character design#digital illustration#my art <3#artists on tumblr#CoN#golden age#illustrators on tumblr#character lineup#one day I’m gonna fucking learn more about clothing design for fantasy#instead of just taking it#digital art#c.s. lewis
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rework of q from these designs. i’m not posting the other person 🦭
#fan art#digital fanart#dream smp#dsmp#qsmp#quackity fanart#digital art#quackity#c quackity#quackity qsmp#qsmp quackity#mcyt#.png#tagged as both dsmp and qsmp because this is a multipurpose design Smile#god my art has changed so much what the fuck ever#i forgot to put this on here also. it’s been up on my twitter for ages LMFAOOO
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POV the son of a war criminal, an apostate on the run, a banished elf, a dead dwarf, a drunk dwarf, and a possessed rotting corspe walk into your tavern wyd
#The awakening wardens have a special place in my heart#The epitome of “fuck it we ball”(malnourished heavy eyebags on the verge of insanity)#Dragon age#Dragon age origins#Dragon age awakening#nathaniel howe#dragon age oghren#Dragon age justice#Dragon age anders#Dragon age sigrun#Dragon age velanna#fanart#Original art#Character art#Character design#artists on tumblr#artists of tumblr#Digital art#squad goals#my art#calicoart#daocart#Artist
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Dragon age: the Veilguard
What I imagine the cover of a comic about the Dreadwolf looks like.
#Look there is just something hot about an ancient bald elf who is half ghost wolf monster half sad tortured soul#Pulled down by the weight of his mistakes#Trying to set it right#Albeit in a way that makes everything more fucked up#Solas aka “I had plans”#The Dreadwolf#dreadwolf summer#digital drawing#Dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#The Veilguard#Da: 4#My fanart#Solas#solas dragon age#solasmance#solavellan#fen harel#bioware#digital painting#my art#da: the veilguard#da:tv#da: dreadwolf#I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE SPOILERS#Aaaaaaahhhh
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some people really need to learn how to knock
#just a guy in a room totally by himself guys. just totally alone. nobody else with him :))#don’t worry he just had some Cheeto dust on his fingers he had to clean off :))))#arthur lester#jarthur#john doe#(implied)#private eyes#malevolent#malevolent podcast#my art#art#god I can’t even REMEMBER the last time I made a fully rendered digital piece holyshittt#feels so fucking good to have fun and make fanart again. and sexualizing a middle aged man no less!!!#truly back on my brand 😌😌😌 what a breath of fresh air#we are SO back
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[metal voice] amy my best friend amy
#your honor he's only 10 years of age#yes i know eggman would realistically react worse yes i know he wouldnt give metal the ability to cry like the darth vader showerhead#but consider: it would be really fucking funny#sth#sonic the hedgehog#metal sonic#amy rose#classic amy rose#classic metal sonic#eggman#classic eggman#ivo robotnik#fanart#sonic fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr
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dressing endras up like the shadow dragon card because i have completely normal feelings about them
#endras mercar#rook#dragon age#dav#datv#veilguard#rook mercar#shadow dragons#oc#oc art#art#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#this was meant for dragon age day but took so much fucking longer than intended. shoutout to naomi for watching me try out fifty different#archery poses on this silly little guy before i was satisfied#shadow dragons my beloved
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Neither of them are particularly NICE to her but daniil’s frequent visible bafflement that people are letting a kid run around like this is. Unbelievably funny
#clara looks 2 feet tall in the Artemy drawing#im keeping it for vibes#thank u daniil for giving me money :)#artemy dont send me mean letters :(#Artemy fuck them kids Burakh#and Daniil I don’t like children Dankovsky#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#pathologic 2#artemy burakh#digital art#clara pathologic#clara saburova#look. artemy just is used to kids being independent#p1 artemy’s hands are rated E for everyone there is no age limit on who can be his nemesis#the contrast between p1 and p2 srtemy and how he talks to kids is so so funny#i love it. i love him
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some golden guards + caleb
i wanted to take a break and do some character design of a few golden guards based off of some of the ones seen briefly in canon. i also drew hunter and caleb as references for faces and stuff. i tried to make them as similar as possible, but also looking very individual to one another. since belos claimed that hunter looks the most like caleb, i tried to stay true to that while keeping the other three looking similar but not quite as identical. anyways i love them <3 they’re like the most mentally ill family ever to me
these weren’t supposed to be real ocs or anything but then i ended up giving them names and backstories and so i wrote a little about them aaaand now im obsessed. i will try to make a full body ref for them, especially alistair and/or constance, if i have time
i apologize for my godawful handwriting 💔
#the owl house#the owl house fanart#the owl house oc#hunter toh#toh hunter#hunter noceda#hunter deamonne#caleb wittebane#the golden guard#grimwalker#digital art#digital illustration#character design#oleafia art#sorry if the descriptions don’t make sense i was trying to write as much as i could but i ran out of room lmao#if i make the full body refs i can make a more in depth post about each of their lives#i’m also so happy with how i drew hunter in this#he’s just a little guy :(((#also i’m pretty sure it’s canon grimwalkers can be created at any age#idk how this is controlled but i’m assuming hunter was created as a baby or toddler and raised by bells as we know#i think he was def the youngest gg and probably the youngest grimwalker#constance was like 23 or something when she was ‘born’ and then died at like 36#victor was similar but lived til 40#ali was ‘born’ at 17 or 18 idk#and died at 25#i didn’t have room to write this but i think for ali belos pulled the ‘ur parents were killed by wild witches and stole ur memories’ trick#and was like ‘omg i’m so generous for giving ur worthless ass a job since ur a homeless teen with no magic’#and ali was like ok so that makes no fucking sense and decided to just fuck around with belos for whatever short life he had#alistair’s personality and parts of his backstory were inspired by a fanfic i read recently by elliptical on ao3#their works r SO GOOD u need to check them out
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fenders toxic yaoi my beloved
#they fuck NASTY#my art#fenders#fenris da2#anders da2#dragon age fanart#da fanart#da2#dragon age 2#fanart#digital art#suggestive#anders x fenris
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trying to get back into the swing of drawing canon clones! so naturally I start with fox and fives’ death :)
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(words are from “Cold War” by Janelle Monáe. the song got stuck in my head and spawned the art idea)
#if I fucked up what side the chip is on. shut up. I haven’t seen tcw in ages okay I Do Not Remember#digital#sw#fives star wars#fox star wars#commander fox
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