#fuck cruella

[slashingdisneypasta]

Fuck, Marry, Kill?

Comment with or reblog with your answers! And why, if you're so inclined 😏 XD

[lost-carcosa]

Too right wing for her own party, any bets on when she joins Reform?

[the-path-to-forever]

"Suddenly there was a thunder of thumps on the front door. The sleeping pups awoke in alarm. The Baddun brothers lumbered to their feet and stumbled towards the door. But before they got there it had been flung open.

Outside, against the moonlit sky stood a figure in a long white cloak.

It was Cruella de Vil."

🐩

(literary reference)

[josephsaturn]

Hit the SLAY button.

Got inspired by a few peoples’ drawings of AFO in a dress, so I drew the guy

I don't like his face, but I personally like how i rendered the dress

dress:

Costume Gallery | William & Mary (wm.edu)

[ghaarem]

meet the dalmatwins

YES I JUST TOOK CRUELLA AND VELVET N VENEER AND MIXED THEM TOGETHER WHATS WRONG WITH THAT (honestly my inspiration were mousse and whippa from papa louie games, im so sorry)

[steviecrowdude]

Im listening to October 2nds entry and im sorry

But the count told them his name was WHAT

God that is so fucking funny.

Count DeVille.

"hi im lord ster, first name Mon, yeah im a very common human person haha no no dont be suspicious haha"

No way that guys gonna turn out to be a demon or something right guys?

[lils-ki]

LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT!

AAAAAAAH I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!

[im2tired4usernames]

Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die

[enbycupcake]

which disney live action had the WORST fashion?

[peculiarte]

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

(jarchivist voice) “Statement of Cruella de Vil, regarding the dalmatians that drop kicked her mum off a fucking cliff. Statement begins. When—”

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine that you're completely sick as a dog. You're sweaty and hot to the touch but at the same time feel cold as ice, the only orifice of yours that isn't leaking some kind of muck is your ears, and you're just plain miserable.

Which of your F/O's stays with you and takes care of you? Which ones stay away and call periodically to check up? If they do show up- do you let them in to see you???

[lost-carcosa]

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Watching Twisted again because that poll's results mildly annoyed me (not really that annoyed but also HOW do you consider any of the other musicals better than this one)

[muddlemore]

cruella is arguably one of the scariest disney villains which they really toned down in the 90s series. but dalmatian street took that shit and cranked it back up to THE MAX

[its-daisukenojobito]

im so fucking angry