#fuck Nozel

[the-geek-librarian]

Noelle, Solid and Nebra are just;

Solid: Why has no one hit this guy with hammers yet?

Nebra: I want to hit this guy with hammers.

Noelle: Im going to hit this fucker with hammers. Right the fuck now.

[loosesodamarble]

Post Paladin Acier battle... Solid: I can't believe it... Nebra: I honestly don't know how to feel... Nozel: I think we can all be proud of ourselves today and the way we banded toge- Solid: Noelle *actually* killed Mother this time! Nebra: ... Nozel: ... Noelle: EXCUSE ME, SOLID, WHAT THE HELL?! Solid: I mean, think about it. Thanks to your overwhelming power, Mother is defeated and no longer with us- Nebra: Good gods, Solid. Why would you say it like that though? Solid: Then again, Nebra and I did help... But still, it was Noelle's power- Noelle: Why not just take back your apology too?! Nebra: LA LA LA! I can't hear the stupidity my brother is spewing! Nozel: Ugh... Everyone shut up... I need to rest...

[sunasbabie]

BRO IM CATCHING UP ON THE BLACK CLOVER MANGA AND WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 😭😭

[yellowgreendinno]

Chomp!☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ

How the Squad Captains react to you biting them out of nowhere!!

Nozel Silva, Fuegoleon Vermillion, Yami Sukehiro, William Vangance,

A/N: Expressing love through chomps is okay too!! Love n' sparkles!!💗✨

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Expectance: well... he has to be VERY absent-minded to be caught off-guard. But if you do? OHOHOHOHO, get ready to be either punched out of instinct, a loud chirp, or a small blush. or a LOUD moan.

Biting rate: I'd say this man is a nice 7/10, 8/10 if flexing. A good chomp.

Best places to nibble: E👏VERY👏WHERE👏. Fingers, earlobe, cheeks, you MIGHT get him to blush and look away if you give his nose a little chomp <3. if you nibble on his jawline or lower neck just take your clothes off.

Expectance: The first time you did it, he got really surprised, he didn't expect it. Now, if you try hard you can give him a surprise chomp, but will be quite hard. When you do bite him, he'll give a smol jUMP, but not much.

Biting rate: THIS MAN IS AN AMAZING CHOMP FIGHT ME. 9/10, because yeah, HOWEVER if you bite his biceps while he's flexing, solid ∞/10. can you feel my mouth watering rn?

Best places to nibble: his BICEPSSSSSS DEAR LORDS ABOVE, his throat, and his nape. HIS NOSE.

Expectance: FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. he knows what you're gonna do, he can even feel you licking your teeth. You only bite him because he lets you.

Biting rate: I feel like he's a very good chomp, Fuego looks tastier tho- Imma give him a 9/10, 10/10 when flexing.

Best places to nibble: HIS CHEST, HIS NECK, HIS ABS, his BICEPS- if you chomp on his thighs just put the collar on already

Expectance: NOP, you can bite him a million times and he'll NEVER EVER expect it. Lowkey glad he has his mask on bc he'll blush HARD.

Biting rate: a 6/10 when flexing, 9/10 when not. I JUST BET HE'S SO SOFT.

Best places to nibble: his chEEKS AAA-. His neck, and his lil' nose, I love this goofy ball so much. If you chomp perfectly well on that spot on the middle of his neck and shoulder, HOHOHO MARRY CHRISTMAS he'll whimper, and I bet that's so cute.

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[radiantteacup]

𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 '𝐍 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌!

✧.* Cunnilingus, regretful-sex, orgasm,

༊*·˚ You know you should walk away and leave him, but you just can't help yourself when he makes you feel so good. :(

˗ˏˋFeaturing ´ˎ˗ Suna Rintaro, Kuroo Tetsurou, Atsumu Miya, Oikawa Tooru, Al Haitham, Kaeya Alberich, Childe, Ayato Kamisato, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, Nozel Silva,

I shouldn't be doing this.

Your back is arched up off your bed, eyes rolled back at the overwhelming pleasure coursing through your body.

"O-oh my god!"

This man is no good for me.

You were chanting his name like a mantra only encouraging him to go faster. His big hands tugged you closer to his handsome face, his tongue swirling over your puffy clit at a brutal pace.

I'm definitely going to regret this later.

He couldn't help but groan as you tugged on his hair, trying to ground yourself.

"Fuck! Please-"

Your own moans cut you off as white clouds your vision, your thighs twitching in his grasp.

Why does he have to be so fucking good at this?

He doesn't even give you enough time to catch your breath before his long tongue is wiggling its way into your gummy walls, sending shots of ecstasy up your spine.

Fuck, this is wrong.

You finally let your self look down, and immediately regret it; your breath catches in your throat. How can something so bad for you look so fucking good? You throw your head back as his nose bumps against your achy clit.

To hell with it.

You let yourself go, surrendering your mind to the overwhelming pleasure that coursed through your shaky body.

You know tomorrow you'll hang your head in shame, beating yourself for letting yourself go for him. For now though, you'll bask in the pleasure and let him play your body like a violin; He does it so well after all. <3

[reallyromealone]

DAY🎃 TWENTY-TWO🎃 SHOWER/BATH SEX - NOZEL

⚠️warnings⚠️

Smut nsfw male reader, bottom male reader, gay, shower sex, rough sex, fingering

(Name) was exhausted from training but felt satisfied at the prospect of getting a little stronger and being able to help those who need it. The water was warm against his skin as he stood under the shower head with a sigh, feeling the grime come off his body as he rubbed soap along his skin, lost in the relaxation he didn't notice someone enter the Silver Eagles bath house until the shower turned on beside him.

Glancing over he was shocked to see his captain in his naked glory, chiseled to perfection and oozed power and confidence "hello captain" (name) said awkwardly while washing up, staring directly at the wall instead of his incredibly attractive captain who was naked and wet an--"hello (name), you did acceptable training today" Nozel said calmly as he pushed his hair back to wash it and (name) nodded flustered "t-thank you captain, you were quite impressive yourself" god he wanted to just fall down the drain with the water.

He really hoped he thought he was just shy and not flustered at the fact his Captain whom he had feelings for was so close and /naked/ none the less.

Act normal.

Nozel glanced at his subordinate who looked close to a breakdown and smirked slightly, he found him cute.

He heard he had rejected an engagement recently, Nozel himself looking for a lover.

Same sex marriages weren't uncommon in the clover kingdom, so long as Nozel produced an heir all was well after all.

And he wanted (name).

"I saw you looking at my pelvic area during training, your eyes never left me" Nozel walked behind (name) and blew in his ear, he knew (name)s feelings for him and watched as (name) looked down.

"Please don't toy with my feelings your Highness" (name)s voice was a whisper above the pitter patter of the shower, hugging himself subconsciously.

"I can assure you I'm not toying with your emotions" Nozel said flipping him around and pinning him to the marble wall, both men soapy and wet. Nozel was a hairline away from (name), he could feel his breath on his lips and strong hand on his hip "I wish for you to be mine" Nozel said genuinely before dipping in for a kiss, his lips slightly dry against (name)s who kissed back messily "you will get better" Nozel said between kisses as his hand that was placed on (name)s hip moved to grope his ass, (name) jolting at the contact but didn't break the kiss instead moaning as Nozel slipped his tongue in.

He tried to keep up with the kiss, Nozel taking control of the pace before pulling away and put his fingers to (name)s lips "suck" he commanded and (name) closed his eyes as he took Nozels long thick fingers in his mouth, tongue slowly lapping around them. Nozel watched intently, the shower muffling (name)s little whines and moans.

"Turn around, ass out" Nozel instructed as he pulled from (name)s swollen lips and (name) did as instructed, looking nervous while Nozel used his spare hand to spread one of his cheeks "perfect..." He whispered to himself, crouching before him and giving a lick as he circled the first finger around (name)s rim and pushing in.

"O-oh!" (Name) cried sweetly as Nozel slowly pumped his finger, pressing downwards slightly against his prostate before adding another finger, (name) whining when he began scissoring.

"I must assure you're stretched enough to handle me, you're so tight... Are you by chance a virgin?" His voice almost entranced and (name) bit his lip before nodding "y-yeah... Please be gentle" (name) was so precious, he would make an excellent husband Nozel concluded "of course" as he began fucking his fingers harder into (name)s ass, the poor knight struggling to sit up "o-oh! Fuck...!" (Name) tried so hard not to cum he really did but when Nozel hit his prostate just right... "My you're a sensitive one..."his head light as Nozel pulled out and before he knew it, the man's arms wrapped around his thighs and pressed him close against his broad chest and the marble wall, water pelting on them "I'm going to enter you now, relax" Nozel said kissing (name)s swollen lips with soft pecks.

(Name)s fingers got lost in the silver/white locks of hair that belonged to the royal, Nozel pushing in slowly and (name) wanted to cry at how great it felt, fat tears rolling down his face as Nozel bottomed out "b-big..." His brain felt fuzzy as his tongue stuck out slightly "o-oh god..."

"My cock only entered you and get your stupid?" Nozel teased as he pulled out and slammed back up into (name), punching the breath out of him.

"O-oh! Oh please!" Nozel started at an unrelenting pace, leaving (name) to tug and cry at every thrust.

"O-oh god!" The sound of skin slapping slightly muffled by two shower heads running as Nozel slammed into (name)s prostate "you're mine now, no one can ever make you feel the way I do"

"Yours... All yours..." (Name) babbled as his body shook, so close to another orgasm and Nozel wasn't far behind with how (name) had a vice grip on his cock it wouldn't be long till he came in that perfect ass.

"Gonna cum, fuck! O-oh!" (Name) shook as they kissed surrounded by the steam of the water, (name) cumming on his boyfriends? Fiance's? Abs as Nozel came hard into his ass, white liquid leaking from (name)s ass as they rode their highs.

"S-so..." (name) was shy and awkward as he dared look at Nozel "does this mean were..."

"I will arrange with our families for our engagement" Nozel kissed him "now let's clean you were filthy"

[bowandcurtsey]

hihi! posting this another time because anony slid into my dms with verification :3 Thank you for that and thank you for the loooong wait! I've been busy in irl stuff like dealing with house reno shits. sigh.

Also this request came from HERE. And also, Nozel is already in there so we'll do Fuego and some other characters that I wanted to try, hehehe

Characters: Black Clover : Fuegoleon | Zora x f! reader Haikyuu: Ushijima | Kageyama (post time skip) x f! reader tw: nsfw-ish, minors dni. Unchecked works. I'll try not to describe too much of body size but reader is in a body size that can fit into the men's clothes.

Fuegoleon Vermillion

The sun was already high up in the skies, a rare occurrence for Fue to still be in bed. But it was his day off and he was happy to snuggle in bed with his beloved, you.

He reached out his arm to pull you closer, taking in the scent of your hair and - wait. There was a musky scent. It was coming from your clothes.

His eyes fluttered open in confusion, you smelt manly and familiar.. you smelt like him. You were wearing his sweat shirt from the night before.

Then he recalled, the late night love making session ended with the both of you falling asleep in each others arms naked.

Seeing you in his clothes, you must have been cold, which covered your frame nicely like a cute night dress turned up a flame in him. The fabric covered all his markings that he left on your skin from last night, yet you in his shirt meant that you belonged to him - wholly.

He found his member harden against your behind, wanting more of you, wanting his clothes wrapped around you, your skin full of his marks and your womb full of his seeds. Again.

Zora Ideale

Well this man hardly wore anything on usual days so he was pretty caught off guard when he woke up, finding you in one of his old hoodies one morning.

He stood there for awhile, looking at you in his hoodie, barely covering your ass. Your butt cheeks stuck out a little as you walked around the kitchen.

His arms wrapped around your waist from behind, giving your ass a little squeeze.

"where in the world did you find this hoodie?"

"mhmm from your side of the closet? It was pretty cold this morning so I just put it on~" you gave him a peck on the lips as you returned to your cooking.

"with nothing inside?" your boyfriend was feeling you up from above the hoodie.

"well this was warm enough- "

you didn't finish your sentence because he turned off the fire and carried you onto the dining table

"maybe breakfast can wait pretty girl," he lifted the hoodie a little, double confirming that you were indeed wearing nothing.

"baby! it's cold today!" you protested as your squirmed under his hold.

"I have no problems fucking you in my hoodie babes."

Ushijima Wakatoshi

There was a gala last night and you were dressed to the nines, looking sexy and beautiful in your maroon dress, while your man looked a sharp and smart in his maroon suit.

Of course everything came off the moment the both of you came home; you both couldn't keep your eyes off each other throughout the entire gala.

But this, was another thing altogether.

He called you, telling you to wake up because he got your favourite breakfast on the way home from his morning jog. But what he didn't expect was how you looked so fucking sexy in your bed head, sleepy face and in NOTHING except his huge white shirt.

"You're back from running? That was fast.." your words were still slurry from sleep.

"You look sexy like this." your man was not a person of words so he was always simple and straight to the point.

"I have no idea where my pjs are and this is the only thing I could put on..." you were trying to explain but you were scooped up in his huge arms as your thighs was wrapped around his waist.

His member was already poking at your entrance from under his trackpants.

"Toshi I can't, I'm still sore from yesterday..."

He didn't answer you, he was already pulling the cloth apart, exposing your breasts and sucking on them.

Kageyama Tobio

Your boyfriend was set to leave home again, to represent his country this time, for the olympics. You're proud of him, but you always miss him badly.

And on the mornings that he has to leave, you find yourself unable to let him go.

After rounds of love making last night, you were exhausted but you had to see him to the door. You hear fumbling around the house, him taking a shower and making some final packings. The car would be here soon to pick him to the airport.

You got out of bed, and put on one of his old jerseys.

"I'll miss you," you said sadly, standing at the kitchen doorway as he refilled your water bottle - something he always did for you before he left, so that you'll remind yourself to drink more while he was away.

He turned around blinking a few times at your outfit, or rather whatever that was barely covering your naked body.

He looked at his old karasuno jersey, he loved this particular one, in black and the number 9, and you looked so good in it, but all he could think of was your body and how he savoured it the night before.

His cheeks flushed a tint of pink, even after all the years together he was still flustered with you sometimes.

He pulled you close, pulling you up on the kitchen counter.

"I have a little more time.." he spoke quietly, his hands and fingers swiftly going underneath his shirt, pulling your panties off again.

His car was coming to pick him, but before that, he thought he'll coat your insides with his seeds again. How could he resist when you were in his favourite jersey?

[xkaidaxxxx]

Nozel Silva x Y/n Vermillion

Mentions: Confession, 1st kiss, family, overall fluff!!!

Reblogs are appreciated <3 (no proof read. Random short story!)

“You’re a piece of shit Nozel. You and your stupid sister and brother. How could you treat Noelle like that?” You said. “ She’s nothing but a failure. She’s born defective.” Nozel replied. You managed to slap him even though you’re short. He looked at you with anger. Before he could say anything hurtful to you, Fuegoleon showed up with 2 newcomers and Yami. “ Hey Y/n this is Yuno. He’s part of the Golden Dawn and that’s Asta. He’s a black bull. It's your job to show them around.” Your older brother ordered. “ Yes, big brother. Yuno, Asta. I’m y/n Vermillion. It’s really nice meeting you.” You greeted as you began to walk with them. Once you reached the end of the hall and turned, Fuegoleon looked pissed. 

“Don’t you ever dare cross the fucking line with my baby sister. Have your family issues in your house, not mine.” He said. “ She slapped me because of my family issues.”Nozel replied. His other siblings are backing him up. “ Well if she did it, it must be for a very good reason. Why are you even here?” Fuegleon asked. Yami stood there loving the drama. “The same reason why Yami is here.” Nozel replied. “Ah so you heard about Asta’s grimoire.” Yami said. “He’s a commoner. He has Devil Anti Magic.” Nozel said. “So?” Yami said, defending his new weird comrade. “He’ll end up bringing  trouble to the clover kingdom.” Nozel replied. “ I don’t even know why I brought you here, Yami. Both of you can leave now. You know where the door is.” Fuegoleon said and left. 

Weeks have gone by and Leo smacked your head. “You have a thing for Nozel.''Leo said. “N-No I don’t. Shut up.” you replied, smacking him back. “You might be older than me, but I totally pay attention to your life, like you do mine. You like him, you just hate the part where he’s an asshole to his little sister.” he responded. He was right. “ Well it’s not going to happen. He’s 7 years older than me and his siblings hate me so..” you said and you got another smack to the head. “ Since when the heck do you care about what others think? You don’t need to get his siblings approval. Ask him out.” Leo said with a smile afterwards. “ You make that sound so easy.” you replied.

The following week Nozel showed up at your home. Leo was acting weird for a while. “Leo thanks for the outfit. I look like a total badass. This is such a nice gift.” you said. He said - Try it on- that little liar. A few minutes later you’re down at the end of the stairs dressed beautifully with Nozel handing you a single rose and a nice box. You saw Leo giving you a thumbs up. “ I had the jewelry made just for you.” Nozel spoke as he showed you. “ In purple too. It's perfect.” You replied with a smile. “It goes well with your outfit. He put the necklace on you, along with the bracelet and earrings. “I was surprised when I received your letters. I didn’t know you felt that way about me. I thought about you a few times so I decided to try us out.” Nozel said. You couldn’t believe that Leo went behind your back but you were happy he did. You have a fucking date with Nozel. You guys left your house. A few minutes passed. You ended up in a very beautiful part of the forest. It was also decorated. Nice lights wrapped around the trees. There was a cute table for two with a basket on the table. “ I know you have been into picnics since you were younger. I decided to plan one as our 1st date.” he said. By the end of the day. He took you both on a nice ride. You loved how the breeze felt against your skin. It feel pleasing,however it was cold. You leaned against him. He pulled you in closer. Your heart beat did raise a bit out of nervousness but you also felt safe.“ This is wonderful Nozel.” you said looking up at him. He suddenly kissed you. You returned the kiss. It was your 1st kiss. It made you worry afterwards. What if you sucked at it and he didn’t like it?? Before you knew it, you stood at the front door. Leo was covering for you, its very late. He’s waiting for you by the stairs. You opened the door. “Tonight was great Zel. I enjoyed it very much.” you said. “I enjoyed it as well, it was beautiful. You made me get out of my comfort zone. The picnic, skipping rocks, even stargazing.” he said, placing his hands on your waist and leaning down to kiss you. Leo stopped him. “Hell no!! Not on the 1st date you perv. Now leave.” he said. “ 2nd date then?” Nozel said. “No. Not the 2nd date! Have some respect!” Leo responded. You walked inside smiling. “Oh Leo…your letters sucked. She’s straight forward. She wouldn’t waste her time writing letters. She would’ve shown up at my door and asked.” Nozel said. “ Hey, I was doing both of you a favor. Loser. Nozel you’d probably struggle so much at confessing and y/n you doubt yourself 24/7. I’m the love whisperer. Okay bye Nozel.'' Leo said, shutting the door. “Did you enjoy the date?” Leo asked you. “Leo, did I ever mention you’re my favorite brother?” you asked, saying it like he was your fairy godfather. You and Leo heard a cough. “ I see you’re dating Nozel.” Fuegouleon said. Fuegoleons aura was strong. You and Leo froze in place. “Y-Yes um..Y-Yeah.” you said honestly knowing if you lied you would be in big trouble. “I um..I got them together.” Leo said. “Leopold.That was supposed to be my job.” Fuegoleon said. “Sleepover Leo?” you asked. He nodded. Sleepover meant running from Fuegoleon or Mereoleona and locking yourselves in a room. You both ran fast. “ Emo or Pop?” Leo asked. “Emo!” you responded by running to your room with him. You and Leo made it safely. 

“They can’t stay in there forever.” Mereoleona said from the top of the stairs. “You’re right. Let's sleep now.” Fuegoleon said. The Vermillion family went to sleep to be well rested for tomorrow's chase. Little ones vs older ones. 

As Nozel walked inside and locked the door, his siblings Nebra and Solid stood there. “Where were you? It’s very late.” Nebra said. “ Yeah. We waited for you to show up for dinner.” Solid said, crossing his arms. “ It’s none of your business where I go and You don’t need me to have dinner with you every night.” Nozel said. “Nozel it's almost 1am.” She said, trying to get Nozel’s explanation. Nozel looked in their eyes and felt a bit bad. He didn’t say where he was going nor said he’d be home late and on top of that he never skips dinner with him unless there’s a mission going on. “ I had a date with Y/n Vermillion. We had a nice picnic dinner. Then we lost track of time.” Nozel said smiling. “ You’re dating her? She’s cool or whatever.” Solid said feeling happy his brother is finding happiness just as he should and his other siblings as well. “ You’re with someone that could totally kick your ass. Don’t ruin it. She’s a lovely, strong and smart woman. I like her for you Nozel.” Nebra said, patting his back then ran along to her room. “Goodnight brother.” Solid said and left for his room. 

You and Nozel do end up in a relationship. The way he ask you to be his girlfriend didn’t go as planned. The strong wind blew the balloons away and the cake somehow ended up on his face and shirt but the 1st gift was already inside hidden in Leopold the love whisperer’s closet. A kitten with cute outfits and a large lion decorated bed for him to sleep on. He got you a promise ring(looks more like a wedding ring). It had a purple tourmaline stone with diamonds surrounding it. He balanced the cake with his left hand and took out the ring from his pocket showing it to you.“ W-Will you be my Lady, Y/n?” he asked you. You have him a peck on the cheek tasting the frosting. “Mmm yummy and Yes Nozel. I’d love to be yours.” you replied giggling at how messy he was. Nozel was thankful that he had frosting on his face to cover his blush. He put the ring on as one where the engagement ring would go on. This ring is more as a pre engagement and both of you understood that. Fuegoleon got a photo of that. “We’re putting that in a scrapbook,”Mereoleona said. “ No you’re not.” Nozel said to Mereoleon. “ b-but Nozel I was planning to make a scrapbook of our adventure.” you said with a pouty face. “Alright darling, anything for you.” he replied and pressed a peck on your cheek. “They’re getting married. I know it.” Leo said. Fuegoleon nodded. “ It’s not going to be easy letting go..” Fuegoleon said. “I know big brother. I love our sisters too.” Leo said, trying to hold his tears back. “ Leo, it's okay to cry.” Fuegoleon said, rubbing his back. Leo held onto his brother's robe and cried. Fuegoleon gave him a hug. You saw and rushed over with Nozel and Mereoleona behind you. “What’s going on? Leo, are you hurt?” you asked. He clinged onto you. “ You’re marrying Nozel!!” he cried. You held him. “You’re such a baby Leopold. Even when I’m married I won’t push you aside, dummy.” you smiled at him as you let go. “Okay. You better not.” he replied smiling. “ I promise I won't.” you replied. “ I plan on going on boy trips with you and Fuegoleon so I hope you are up for that.” Nozel said ruffling his hair. “ Hell yes!! Let's do it!!” Leo exclaimed. 

“ I love you guys very much.” You said it out loud. “ We love you too.” they all said. 

I TAKE REQUESTS!!!

[vilandel]

Just a random thought I had, I apologize 😅

*After an exhausting royal gathering, in the kitchens of the Silva Palace* Vanessa: This was really dreadful. Nozel: I apologize, you didn't deserve that. Vanessa: You neither and don't forget, I only came because I didn't want to leave you alone with that bitch nearby. Asta: But isn't that also Rosettes sister? Rosette: It's deserved, knowing what piece of work Athénaïs is. Zora: I like that energy. Vanessa: Anyway, as delicious this hot chocolate with whipped cream is, I would also love a bath later on. Nozel: I can have the royal baths ready for you, if you want. Vanessa: And help to get rid out of this clothes. Nozel: Do you need one of the maids? Nebra: Is he Asta stupid or just tired? Vanessa: And a giant bed a specific kind of cuddles. Asta: We can have a group cuddle later, like you always want the Black Bulls to do, but are there really different kinds of cuddles? Vanessa: *pouting* But I don't want a group cuddle, I want one only my handsome eagle can give me. Asta: Huh? Nozel: *slow realization* Oh... if you mean... You know that the Library is nearer, right? Vanessa: Finally you get it! Oh, I love the hunger in your eyes. *makes out with him* Solid: Really, in front of my hot chocolate? Noelle: You didn't need to come with us if you want to do that... Oh my gosh, you're doing actually THAT! Nozel: Sorry, we finish our cups and then we go! Zora: Better get out right now, otherwise Little Miss Royal here is going to be in a bad mood for the night. OUCH, what was that for? Nebra: How dare you say that I'm going to be in a bad mood? Zora: Is not my fault that your big bro is thirsty about the wino! Asta: Huh? But they aren't drinking right now? Solid & Noelle: STOP, PLEASE, WE'RE DRINKING HERE! Nozel & Vanessa: *slowly taking second cups of hot chocolate while trying hard to keep their hands from one another* Nebra: It is YOU who puts me in a bad mood! Zora: Oh, wanna work this out! Your fucking bedroom, then! Nebra: Let's settle somewhere else, last time you broke my bed! Zora: We broke your stupid bed, you where there too! Solid & Noelle: Not you too, please... Nebra: You still owe me that bed, you were too wild! Zora: You didn't complained back then, princess! Asta: Oh, you did some workout on the bed? Solid & Noelle: NO, THEY DIDN'T! AND I DON'T WANNA KNOW! Rosette: Well, this weirdly entertaining.

[loosesodamarble]

Black Bird Butler Cafe AU

Zora: Good work today. (moves to give a friendly smack to Fue's right arm) Fuegoleon: Wait that- Zora: (punches Fue's arm) OOOOOWW! BRO THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR ARM?! Nozel: (immediately squaring up) You dare insult Fuegoleon's condition? Zora: Dude, it felt like punching a tank?! How jacked are you under there?! Fuegoleon: It's not exactly muscle… Now, the exact alloy composition escapes me at the moment but according to the developer of the prosthetic, the material is actually similar to what's used for military machinery. Yami: And how did you afford that kind of rizz? Fuegoleon: Do you not know my real identity? Yami: You're Fuegoleon Vermillion, why's that matter? Fuegoleon: Have you never heard of Vermillion Industries? Yami: (squints) Don't they make cars? Fuegoleon: Yes. And I'm an heir, of sorts, to the business. Yami: Huh. Never would've guessed. The rest of the staff: HOW?!

[wththefriz]

I'm surprised I never posted about this-

Info below

This is my version of Nozel for a possible fancomic including my oc, Toru. I always thought his feathers were fucking stupid so I made him more knight-like than bird like. He can keep the cape as a treat tho. Added more blue into the clothes and made some armor from his mercury magic to kinda honor his mother. He also makes clankey noises when he walks :3

[just-a-little-fan-1793]

Yami: I forbid you to date him!

Vanessa: And why not!

Yami: He's a fucking royal!

Vanessa: And since when do we Black Bulls care about status?

Yami: Bird Braid does... right?

Vanessa: Have you missed his character developement?

Nozel: I love Vanessa. As her father figure, what other reasons do you need?

Yami: Don't confuse me! And you're still a royal!

Nozel: By this logic, you shouldn't date Charlotte then.

Vanessa: See, captain? Why should you be the only one dating a royal or a noble?

Charlotte: I actually think they're good together.

Yami: Prickly Queen, you're supposed to be on my side.

Charlotte: You called me mother figure and mothers are usually supportive of their daughters romantic life against their overprotective father.

Vanessa: And it's too late anyway, Nozel and I started dating long before you two. As well as getting intimate *wink*

Nozel: Vanessa, please.

Yami: Say what?

Charlotte: If you start to be prude to them, I will forbid you my bed for a week.

Yami: Urg, fine. It's not worth it to be prude for a week. Can I at least threaten you?

Vanessa & Charlotte: No!

Nozel: It's not like you already did, so what would be the difference?

[rapuaurinko]

BLACK CLOVER BROTHER TIER LIST!!!

This is really chaotic

Also it's my opinion, if you disagree that's totally fine, but you won't change my mind

So starting from the bottom, the D tier, we obviously have Solid, only started respecting his younger sister after it turned out she's much stronger than him and saved their whole family, bullied her before and was a bitch. He may have a neutral/decent relationship with his other siblings but that's because they were also bitches to Noelle

Langris is in the D tier too for obvious reasons, like sorry, but that's true. Maybe bro changed later, maybe he even held hands with his brother and fought by his side later, but that's only because Finral was a good brother to him, so fuck Langris

In the C tier we have Nozel. AND DON'T TRY TO CHANGE MY MIND. I get that he couldn't tell anyone about the curse, but what's that gotta do with letting his younger siblings THAT HE HAS POWER OVER bully Noelle??? AND JOINING THEM?????? Bro said he wanted to protect her, but than didn't protect her from her own family who she should feel safe with. No one can make me like you, Nozel Silva. Byakuya Kuchiki did it better.

I also placed Baro in the C tier, maybe because I don't really remember this arc, but I think he wasn't a good brother? But I wouldn't say he was the worst. I DON'T REMEMBER, SORRY.

Now we're starting with the B tier, which is a tier for people who are brothers but I can't really rate them? Maybe they didn't act really 'brotherly'??

(I know that now you're probably scared because you haven't seen a certain someone, but bear with me please)

We're starting this tier with Gordon, Gordon has a younger sister, they seem to like eachother, are really similar and that's all we know. So he's in the middle.

Next we have Neige who I also may not remember but he listened to and trusted his brother, so idk what to do with him, but I won't just ignore him here 🙄🙄 Kay, next

Kiato. Once again, him and Kahono have a close relationship, but we can't really say something about what kind of brother he is from that, maybe they just get along well. So middle tier for him.

Next is Kirsch. The guy is a beauty obsessed narcissist and Mimosa doesn't like him, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's a bad brother?? And even tho I didn't pay much attention to him I don't think we see him interact with his sister much?? And that's the reasoning behind this

Than we have Lumier, who's also a brother even tho I almost forgot (I keep forgetting who's sister Tetia was 💀). And I mean we either saw him with Licht, or Licht with Tetia during the flashbacks so we can't say much about his skills in being a brother, they just had a good relationship

And last in this tier we have the Zogratis brothers, Dante and Zenon. Well they are bad people, but it doesn't mean they're bad brothers. Once again. IDK WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THEM, NEXT TIER

This tier is special.

It's the Gauche tier.

Putting aside the way he acts and reacts to his sister, he might be too obsessive about her, like not letting Asta talk to her, howEVER, THE WAY HE GAVE HER A MIRROR THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR COMMUNICATION BUT ACTUALLY IT'S ALSO TO PROTECT HER?? THIS IS SO CUTE, COME ON.

Every time I think about them I curse Tabata that he made Gauche the way he is because if he didn't have those disgusting reactions to her I woul probably love his character.

HE WOULD LITERALLY BE THE TYPE OF BROTHER WHO'S COLD TO EVERYONE BUT HIS LITTLE SISTER, THAT'S CUTE, GUYS

We also have two honorable mentions, and those are one, Magna Swi-

NO IT'S NOT JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO INCLUDE HIM, THIS GUY IS SUCH AN OLDER BROTHER MATERIAL TO NOELLE AND ASTA IT'S CRAZY

It's one of the reasons I love him 😞😞

The other honorable mention is Klaus, Klaus is also older brother material for many (like four kids at best), love him

Moving on to the A tier, starting with a questionable choice that is Asta and Yuno.

Maybe they're not really brothers, but they are brothers to me. They irritate eachother any chance they get but at the same time we can see that they are really invested in the rivaly, like most of the times if not all we see Yuno smile is when he's talking to Asta, they're so brothers, THEY SHARE A BIRTHDAY

Next we have (manga spoiler) Nacht who I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT BECAUSE HE WASN'T IN THE TIER LOST I MADE TO PREPARE MYSELF??? But he goes to the A tier because yeah. I don't like this guy, but his backstory with his brother is so sad AND THE WAY THEY COMPERED NACHT AFTER MORGEN'S DEATH TO NIGHT WITHOUT A MORNING KILLS ME. HE LOVED HIS BROTHER SO MUCH, I CAN'T :((

Another manga spoiler, but my dearest Yami Sukehiro???

BRO WAS A GREAT BROTHER, HE TOOK ICHIKA FISHING AND AWAY FROM THEIR FATHER

Too bad Ichika saw him as the worst man alive later 😀😀 CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO INTERACT IN THE UPCOMING CHAPTERS

(end of manga spoilers)

We also have Fuegoleon in the A tier, because we can see that Leo admires him a lot and we can also see that Fuegoleon cares.

When it comes to him being Mereoleona's brother however-

I meam he's the victim of having an older sister I guess, bro had to fight for his life- (I love Mereoleona sm)

Leo's also in the A tier, like come on, he cares so much IDK WHAT TO SAY IT'S 11 PM SORRY, BUT HE DESERVES THE SPOT.

Now moving to S tier!!!!

We have three characters here

One of them iss

En

En Ringard who appeared in likeee

Idk, not many episodes, but he was so brother that he brothered kids that weren't his siblings

Also insulted Solid, so good job 🥰🥰

Second in the S tier is (manga spoiler) Morgen (almost forgot about him too even tho I'm literally after writing about Nacht???) BRO LITERALLY SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR HIS BROTHER, NO BETTER WAY TO SHOW HIS LOVE FOR HIM IMO, MORGEN AND NACHT MAKE ME SAD SOMETIMES, I HATE HOW THEY HAVE TO FIGHT BECAUSE OF THAT BITCHASS LUCIUS

(end of manga spoiler)

And the third one is Finral

Finral's only mistake as a brother was leaving, so I still think he deserves a S tier in his brothering skills

Finral never hated Langris even tho that bitch was mean as hell, FINRAL WENT AND SAVED LANGRIS POSSESSED BY AN ELF AFTER HE HOLED HIM??? ONE OF MY FAV FINRAL MOMENT IN THE WHOLE ANIME, I LOVE HOW THEY BOTH PASSED OUT AND HELD HANDS, I LOVE FICTIONAL SIBLINGS AGHHHHHHHHHH

That's it, thanks for reading this bullshit with possible mistakes, typos, and grammatically incorrect sentences. Also possible information I watched this shit one year ago.

Tier list in case someone forgot:

S: Finral, En, Morgen

A: Fuegoleon, Leopold, Nacht, Yami, Asta, Yuno

Honorable mentions: Magna and Klaus

Gauche tier

B: Kiato, Gordon, Lumiere, Kirsch, Neige, Dante, Zenon

C: Nozel, Barro

D: Langris, Solid

[yellowgreendinno]

mereoleona, fuegoleon, helena, nozel, nebra and Dorothy playing never have i ever:

nebra: *grins* never have i ever kissed the two oldest vermillions nozel: *bangs his head on the table* nozel: *takes his shot* helena: WHAT dorothy: *giggling* never have i ever, kissed four people in this room nozel: *scrubbing his hands down his face* nozel: *fully sends his shot* helena: W H A T dorothy: *already pouring nozel another shot* never have i ever been someone's first kiss in this room nozel and fuegoleon: *side eye each other* nozel and fuegoleon: *both take a shot* helena: WHAT THE FUCK

Helena's @kalolasfantasyworld 's OC <3

[spoilt-melk]

"You can't save me."

Summary: You, Y/n. Have been kidnapped, to which your captain "Yami Sukehiro" won't take seriously because you always completed every mission given to you. Another bonus is that your magic and power were up to par with Julius, who happens to be the Wizard King, maybe even stronger. So it would be hard to believe that you were kidnapped. When they create a plan to save you all hell broke loose, they found out your secret.

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Yami Sukehiro

Yami, Fuegoleon, Nozel, Jack, and Julius have arrived in the given location, in front of them stood an abandoned building. Missing bricks from the walls, the wooden door looked as if it had been battered down, and moss overgrowing everything, all over the walls, the doors, the windows. The Captains gave a knowing nod to each other before taking their places behind the bushes, trees, and boulders. Julius stood there, waiting. After what seemed like almost thirty minutes, three cloaked figures exited the abandoned building, hood covering their heads making it hard to see their faces. "Did you bring the things we asked for?" The one in the middle spoke, their voice sounding a little........disoriented. "Yes, but before I hand them over I need to see Y/n." "And what makes you think were handing her over?" The two on each side began to laugh boisterously. The three cloaked figures lifted the hoods from their heads, letting it down. Revealing the horns that adorned their heads, the black streaks decorating their faces, some running across the eyes, cheeks, and mouth. Their eyes were no different, the Sclera was black, iris' red with black letterings or markings as their pupils.

"You humans are so foolish, always believing whatever your told. Killing each other just because of something so small." "Devils..." "Yes, that's right. Devils. Julius, was it? Well, Julius. If you hand over the magic tools we asked for, along with your grimoire and Y/n-sama's so called "Captain" himself, then we won't have to fight each other." The one in the middle stated, reaching his hand out to Julius grinning maliciously. "What do you plan on doing with these things, exactly?" Julius questioned, trying to keep his composure, he had hoped they wouldn't be Devils, just people. He hated how things would obviously not go their way, they would probably have to fight. "Well Julius, I'm sure your not stupid yourself. I'm sure you can tell from the things we have requested it may seem like were summoning something, but it's more like someone." "W-What do you mean?" "Oh, she did not tell you? I mean, who am I kidding, of course she wouldn't." "How dare they speak of her as if she's some mere low ranking Devil."

The one of the right remarked, it seems that Julius' comment has angered him. "Calm down, Baal. Their humans, remember that." Baal kept his mouth shut. "Tell us what?" "Well, you see. Your precious Y/n-sama, might be more precious than you think. After all, we need our queen back. I'm sure you'll understand, we Devils need a ruler as well, and Y/n-sama happens to be the only heir to the throne." Before the Devil in the middle could continue his speech Yami left his position from hiding and directly attacked him. "Fuck you mean she's an heir to the throne? She's Y/n, that's fucking bullshit, she's not a Devil!" Yami shouted, holding down his katana at the Devil in front of him, struggling as the Devil stopped the Katana mid air using his Magic. "How dare you address her like that? You bastard it's Y/n-sama! You dare disrespect the queen?" The Devil on the left yelled, irritated at all of them. "It looks like you want to pick a fight." "Yami! Get back!" Julius called out as Yami was able to dodge the attack in time. "I guess we have no choice..." In an instant the Devils were in front of both of them, grimoires out as they held out their weapons. But before they could hit them a green shaped crescent was sent their way, but the Devils were able to dodge it swiftly backing up, looking towards the direction it was coming from. "Kekeke, Devils huh? Maybe I'll have fun this time!" Jack exclaimed.

It wasn't long until the Captains and the Wizard king himself had begun to struggle against the Devils, sure they were outnumbering them but in terms of power it seemed that the Devils had favor in that part. It was tiring to keep up with their speed and continuous attacks, they attacked non stop. Not even sparing a second for them to rest. "Yami, go ahead and look for Y/n, she should be in there somewhere. I can feel her mana, but it's weak." Fuegoleon took his stance beside Yami, readying to defend against the upcoming attacks. "We can't hold them off for much long, and they don't seem worn out at all. If we continue it this way we'll run out of mana ourselves." Nozel added, breathing heavily. "Well then, thanks for the opportunity to escape fighting with these shit heads. Sucks to be you guys huh" Yami smirked, making his way inside the building as Nozel and Fuegoleon distracted the Devils. "Damn peasant. Maybe I should have gone there myself." Nozel grumbled while Fuegoleon chuckled at his response. "Let's show these Devils what Royal can do." Yami stumbled upon a large underground room, with candles all over the floor. Once he saw you in he farthest end of the room he made his way towards you, swiftly using his Katana to cut off the shackles that pinned your arms on the wall behind you.

"Y/n, are you okay? C'mon, we don't have time to waste." Yami briskly picked up Y/n in his arms making his way to the exit wasting not even a second. "Yami, you can't fight them. They'll kill you." Y/n mumbled, voice hoarse. "What makes you think the Captains and Royals of Clover Kingdom are so weak huh?" Yami remarked as they finally exited the building, only to be met with the Captains cornered by the Devils. The Devils seemed to have noticed Yami and turned their attention towards them, noticing the captain was holding Y/n in his arms. "You! What do you think your doing with Y/n-sama?" The Devil on the left spoke up, giving Yami no time to answer as he began to attack Yami endlessly while the other two just watched. "Dammit, I can't attack them if I'm carrying Y/n, I'll have to put her down and attack from there." Yami thought, before deciding to finally speak up. "Oi! Aren't you afraid Y/ns going to get hit by your attack?" Yami shouted, loud enough for everyone to hear. "As if you'll let her get hit! And I can just heal it later on! So put Y/n-sama down you bastard!" The Devil remarked, pausing his attacks to see Yami setting her down letting her lean against the tree. "Wrong move bastard." Baal muttered to himself, moving rapidly once Yami put Y/n down turning his back towards her to handle Belphegor. Picking Y/n up retreating back towards Asmodeus.

"Yami! They took Y/n!" Julius yelled, taking stance ready to attack. "Oi oi oi Julius, think about it now. If we don't have a ruler, who will keep us in control? Who will lead us and tell us what to do? If we don't have our queen back, we might just go crazy and destroy this wretched human world." Asmodeus taunted Julius, grinning maliciously once again. "I'm sure you understand, just like how you humans have your kings and queens, we need ours too. You aren't that selfish are you? Just imagine it, a kingdom without their ruler, basically dead for." Asmodeus tried to manipulate Julius, knowing their Wizard king had a kind heart, surely they would understand right? Julius suddenly felt a surge of mana coming from where Y/n was, turning his attention there. "Asmodeus! She's taking my mana!" Baal announced, still holding Y/n in his arms, gradually feeling weaker by the second. "Let her be, Baal, she's finally waking up." "Y/n-sama is finally waking up! It's over for all of you wretched humans!" Belphegor cheered, as he stopped attacking Yami landing beside Baal and Y/n "Y/n-sama! Please! Take my mana too!" Belphegor cried out pouring his mana to Y/n's body as her wounds started to heal and close up. Just as Yami was about to attack Baal and Belphegor Asmodeus stood between the three, making sure Yami wouldn't get through him and make his way towards Y/n. "Hey, get outta the way will you?" "And if I don't?" "Then we'll just have to kill all of you." The rest of the captains joined in, standing behind Yami, not backing down. "Very well then, I'll play your little game." As the Captains along with the Wizard King took turns attacking Asmodeus, after a while they got the hang of it. Finally able to land a few hits on Asmodeus, who started to get irritated at the fact that these humans were able to land hits on him. Asmodeus decided he was done participating in their little game, suddenly appearing behind Yami, putting his blade against his neck. Tilting the blade and putting enough pressure to put a little cut on his neck. "I'm tired of participating in your little games, perhaps your head shall be my prize." Asmodeus whispered into Yami's ear, slowly putting more pressure on his neck.

Just then Asmodeus left his position from behind Yami, kneeling down on the ground as he took his place in front of Y/n. But it didn't look like her, Y/n had black hair, purple eyes, pale yet flawless skin. So why is it that right now she had white hair, her left iris red and sclera black with a white symbol as her pupil. With black goo surrounding her body ending at the neck, face pale moon white with a read streak running across her forehead and one more coming from her neck running up along her jaw ending just under her left eye. Big feathered wine red wings adorn her back, four white horns beautify her head, two rooting from just above her forehead pointing up towards the sky, and the other two rooting from what seemed like behind her ears, growing past her head pointing behind her with a small zigzag of direction in the middle. "Y/n-sama, we Asmodeus, Baal, and Belphegor have been given the honor to fulfill your late father, The Demon King's last order. That being to bring you back and throne you righteously as our queen." Y/n didn't say anything just looking down upon the three Devils in front of her. Looking ahead of her she saw Yami, Jack, Fuegoleon, Nozel, and Julius who only stared at her in shock and doubt. "Is she really Y/n?" Yami questioned himself, unsure what to think of what he's seeing right now. Y/n left her position in front of the three Devils, slowly approaching the Captains, her usual stoic face still there, as she got closer the captains took a step back still unsure whether they should trust her or not. Just when she was arms length away from Yami, she started to reach out for him, a dagger appeared in her hand out of no where as she lunged at Yami with the intention of ending him.

Yami, who picked up on her Ki which had a murderous intent. Was able to dodge the attack in time, his cigar being cut off cleanly in half. "...Y/n. Stop the act, let's go home already." Yami yelled out to her, unsheathing his Katana, only to be met with Y/n trying to attack him once more. Holding the Katana in front of him using it to stop the dagger coming closer to his face, struggling to keep up with the power as Y/n was putting more pressure the Dagger got closer to his face, failing to stop her as the dagger successfully nicked Yami in the cheekbone. "You can't save me, Yami." Y/n whispered, tone sounding painful yet desperate.

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[jacks-little-jacky]

hiii could i request a headcanon (or fic) of jack & yami playing fuck, marry, kill (and they ask each other about fellow captains/Julius/Marx/Owen/Mereo included) thank u!! kekeke 💚

Fuck, Marry, Kill | Jack & Yami Shenanigans

I love this. Yes. Please ask me for bestie-content of my idiots. Also reading this a couple days later I just noticed I missed Owen, fuck, so sorry.

Warnings: consumption of alcohol, the men are talking and arguing about their choices and it's a shallow game, the b in their bromance almost escaping, mentioning of "this was so gay lmao"

Jack was spread over the couch of the black bull's base, the sun had already left for the darkness as he and the other Captain shared a few more drinks. They talked and chatted, the tension of the meeting regarding border secrutiy sliding off their shoulders.

"Yeah, did you see Nozel? He was all like 'My squad and I will rise up to the need..' ... Ugh, why does he talk like that?", Jack mocked. "Cause he's a fancy little prince with his fancy little prince talk.", Yami giggled.

"Fancy little braid.", Jack muttered before breaking out in a laughter. Yami couldn't help but howl out a laugh too. "But it's kinda cute, no? He has it done every morning just to be a presentable prince." Yami chuckled. "Very cute. Just like a shiny bird. Just too bad he can't attract a mate.", Jack snorted.

"He can't? That's news to me." "Yeah well, he doesn't have one. So he can't attract one he wants?" Jack changed his thought.

"Okay but I don't get his fanclub. Is it like... a bunch of groupies who wants him to step on them with those sandals?", Yami chuckled, leaning back in his seat before taking another swig of beer. "God, urk... Why do ya' make me imagine this?" "Do you like it, scarface?"

"No!" Jack yelled out before sticking out his tongue to illustrate his distaste. Yami couldn't help but further laugh at his friend's disgust.

"Ah... I have an idea." Yami mused. Jack raised an eyebrow at this, waiting for the bull to continue. "Fuck, marry, kill. Our pretty bird, William and the little one, Rill.", Yami mused. Jack thought for a while. "... You make me feel weird saying this but Fuck William, Marry Nozel and kill Rill.", Jack said after a while.

"Care to elaborate?" Yami asked, trying to hold in a laugh. "Rill is too young for me. What am I? A nobel? I'm not thinking about someone younger than twenty in that way, that's weird... So kill, besides he's kind of annoying." Jack reasons which makes Yami nod. "And Nozel... Well... He's a pretty bird. And imagine him married to me, that'd be his worst nightmare. That would be hilarious."

"So you'd marry Nozel just to spite him?" "And cut off his braid when he sleeps, keke!" Jack laughed which Yami heartily joined in. "What about you?"

"Honestly, kill Rill too, same reason. Marry William and fuck Nozel. I don't think seeing Nozel all that much would do me any good." Yami mused which Jack could only confirm in a nod.

"Me next," Jack decided, thinking for a moment about the next three candidates, "Dorothy, Charlotte, and Mereoleona." "All the girls, I see... Ugh... I don't know where to place Sisleon..." "Just kill her off?", Jack suggested. "I can't. I can't fuck or marry Dorothy, she's always asleep, that would be weird."

By now it was clear both of these men were thinking for this game.

"Okay... Kill Mereleona, fuck Charlotte, and marry Dorothy.", Yami decided after a while. "I think Dorothy would be chill, and I don't have to fuck her. Like... platonic marriage, we just say we completed the wedding. Or she wakes up, I don't know."

Jack nodded, thinking about his answer. "Honestly with the asleep point, you kinda did something. Kill Dorothy, fuck Mereoleona, and marry Charlotte, keke." "Marry Charlotte?", Yami asked with a raised brow.

"She's cute, isn't she?", Jack answered. "And I like tough women, keke." "I can see where you're coming from but... If you like tough how come you didn't pick Sisleon?" "I know Charlotte better." Jack shrugged it off.

"Oh?" "We patrolled together sometimes when our people were busy preparing for the exam.", Jack added before rolling his eyes.

"Okay... Fuegoleon, Kaiser and... me?", Yami suggested before chuckling. "... You're so weird, keke." Jack mumbled. "Are you like into me or why do you put yourself in the roster?" "We're out of people, scrawny dude!"

"... Alright... Uhh... Kill Kaiser, I'm not about to homewreck for someone like that." Jack muttered. "Like that?" "Aw c'mon he's boring! Maybe the missus is satisfied but I wouldn't be!... Anyways, kill Kaiser, fuck Fuegoleon and... Marry... You?", Jack said, getting a lot quieter towards the end. "Aw, are you blushing?", Yami asked before laughing loudly.

"Shut up! I'm not! It's just weird, keke!" Jack answered laughing too.

"Alright, for the roster; Me, Marx and our dear chief, Julius.", Jack said with a cocky grin. "... Julius? Are you serious?" Yami asked with a deadpan face which send Jack into a laughing fit.

"Man up to the challenge, keke!" "Alright, alright!", Yami called, raising his hands in the air, "Fuck Marx, Kill Julius because I can't do the other two with him, and Marry you."

"Aww, you'd marry me." Jack cooed before strechting out his tongue. "Go away and kill yourself.", Yami shot back as he watched Jack stumble off the couch toward him.

"Aww, don't be like that. Give your husband a kiss.", Jack giggled before creeping above Yami, caging him in his seat underneath the taller man.

"Jack, what the-" "Awww, are you blushing?", Jack teased, using the same tone Yami had pulled earlier on him. He leaned in a little. "Are you sure you're not into me?"

"Very.", Yami said before shoving Jack back by his face. The taller man stumbled back laughing before letting himself fall on the couch again.

There was a certain silence hanging in the air between them before Jack spoke up again. "This was the gayest fuck, marry, kill I've ever played, not gonna lie."

Yami couldn't help but laugh too and nod along.