#fuck Danzo
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chasing-posts · 1 month ago
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Thought of the funniest thing!
Kakashi: *First time he's ever been drunk. Has the best idea ever* GAI. YOU ME...CHaaaAAllenge. Arm wrestle rigHt now! *hic* Come on RiIiiIaval!
Gai: *Equally wasted* GASP- RIVAL! I HAVE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY SUCH BEAUTIFUL WORDS! I ACCEPT!
Kakashi: *sloppily takes Gai's hand on the table * He hue~ Look. We're holding hands~ WAIT-
Kakashi: *One morning later at Anbu headquarters* And that's...why... my arm is broken.
Danzo:....
Kakashi:.... Can we... make these shadows darker? My head is killing me...
Tenzo: *face palms*
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the-real-sasuke-uchiha · 1 month ago
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Tobirama is freaking hilarious. "Oh, but there were some good Uchiha that were able to see beyond the clan and were loyal to the village". Oh, sure, you imbecile. And they were killed and betrayed by the village as well. Look at Shisui, you shit. Good reward he got for being loyal to your kind.
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Aburame doodles :)
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adhdnojutsu · 25 days ago
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Why this time?
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cobbleztone · 8 months ago
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I had a thought that made me chuckle:
A DC au where all the characters exist in the world of Naruto, they have the same personality but now are Shinobi. The only thing is that the Bat-Fam are like Rock Lee and can't mold Chakra. Bruce refused to learn the 8 gates because of its drawback
Damien bullies Kisame and steals Samehada as a trophy
Dick wears a shinobi version of the Discowing suit (someone please draw that i beg you)
Jason's death is more like Obito but its Ra's Al Ghul instead of Madara
Tim sneaks into Bruce's house to force Bruce to make him a robin and train him
Stephanie steals the Kinjutsu scrolls just to swap them with copies of Jiraiya's books (she puts the scrolls somewhere safe and tells the Hokage)
Barbara gets in a fight with some random Shinobi and recites their socal security number (idk if they have social security numbers in Naruto but humor and story trump all)
Duke sings a rap song with Killer Bee
Bruce beats up Danzo after learning about the Root and his involvement in the Uchiha Massacre
Cassandra works with team 7 to get Kakashi to remove his mask
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consideredahazard · 4 months ago
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Danzo calling Orochimaru greedy...
Hey pot calling the kettle black!
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breithenua · 1 year ago
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About Danzo's death
I know there are a lot of people that when talking about whether Danzo's actions were truly motivated by his desire to protect Konoha, might bring up his self-sacrifice at the very end to kill "Madara" and Sasuke as proof that he was willing to die in order to defend the Leaf. But I would like to point out that he only did that once it became obvious that he was going to die no matter what he did. He had a newly-healed Sasuke pursuing him from behind, "Madara" approaching from the front, and to his sides were drops of hundreds of feet off a bridge, into a river. And he was rapidly bleeding out from stab wounds to 2 vital organs. He was fucked, no matter what he did. And mind you, before "Madara" appeared right in front of him to block off his escape route, he was desperately trying to run away, staggering pathetically because of the pain in his wounds. He's a coward who only seemed to make the self-sacrificial play when his death was already unavoidable. Sure, he could've begged. But he knew his pleas would be rejected, with Sasuke right there behind him. He could've jumped off the sides, but he'd die anyway as the water would prevent the blood coming from his wounds from clotting, and he obviously didn't have the strength anymore to get out of the river after the fact. He couldn't jump upwards, as both "Madara" and Sasuke could just cut him off. And going through the bridge, even if he did have the power left to destroy the section of bridge he was standing on (and that's a big if considering his physical condition), would've just ended up the same as if he jumped over the sides. He's a coward, but he's a logical one. So presented with no more options that would allow his survival, he tried to take down his assailants with him. His "self-sacrifice" play was less of a noble sacrifice and more of a petty "If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me". Based on his attempt to run away from Sasuke right before that, it's obvious that if given the choice between self-sacrifice for the good of the village, and survival, he'd always choose survival. He just no longer had the option of survival and he recognized that. For all his talk of self-sacrifice for the village, his actions undermine his words and always have. He was more dedicated to his own ambitions, and the *appearance* of devotion to the village, than he actually was devoted to the village.
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uchiha-slut-fiction · 1 year ago
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Fuck Danzo.
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the-real-sasuke-uchiha · 1 month ago
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You guys reminded me of this video, lmao
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chasing-posts · 1 month ago
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I have very complicated feelings about Hiruzen Sarutobi.
Growing up I really liked the old man. He was presented in the first half of Natuto as a very kind, caring and compassionate old man who had a hand in teaching EVERYONE in the Hidden Leaf. He was a super strong bad ass who was well respected, funny, stern and had a quiet dark side from being a ninja. However one of his flaws was that he could never give up on the people he loved, no matter ehat they became. Its why he let Orochimaru go the first time after he found him doing illigal experiments in his layer, its why he cried when he saw Orochimaru sacrifice his own students for the edo tensei.
Watching his funeral used to be a top ten saddest moment in Naruto, but then... everything changed when Itachi's backstory is revealed. We learn he's not as kind as he appears, that he was partially responsible for the death of the Uchiha clan. We learn about Danzo's multiple coup attempts and Hiruzen just...letting it slide. In fact, letting MULTIPLE Danzo incidents slide, letting Danzo's entire career slide, which was basically war crimes on steroids.
Because of his passiveness, he ends up enabling Danzo to do whatever he wanted. He becomes guilty by association, even though Kishimoto made sure to point out that Danzo is responsible for all these atrocities... but because of their close connection and his abilities to stop him but never doing so, Hiruzen's reputation and character was destroyed. Especially in the eyes of the reader.
And part of me knows he deserves it. That he, by proxy is responsible for the Uchiha genocide and letting things get as bad as they did...
But then, I see an episode where he hangs out with little Naruto and tells him stories over a camp fire and my heart melts. I see clips of him talking to kids at the ninja school about stories of the past and how they can apply themselves and I'm smiling. I see him die looking at Orochimaru who's cursing his name and demanding his arms back, and remembering when the monster was just a young boy, still kind. And hik smiling as he passes away
I wonder if Kishimoto always planned for this reveal about Itachi? I feel like to make Itachi the tragic anti-hero, Hiruzen and his reputation had to be destroyed. But the narrative never treats Hiruzen as evil or berates him for what he does. He's never truly called out even when he's brought back via Edo Tensei. He still has genuinely kind moments to almost everyone in the series. Everyone still has mostly good memories about him.
At the end of the day, I just don't know how to feel about him. I wish the Itachi reveal never happened. That he was written to be a villian like he appeared to be at the start of the show. Then Hiruzen's character would not have been dragged through the mud and I could view him as a flawed but genuinely good character who lost his way. Which I think was the writer's original intention.
I'm not defending him it's just...complicated.
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the-real-sasuke-uchiha · 7 months ago
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Differences.
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jchamphero · 2 years ago
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“I’m gonna kill all 5 Kage!”
”Wow even Garaa?? that’s kinda a dick move Sasuke!”
Wellll I mean once you pop (Danzo) you just can’t stop am I right! Wooo up-top!
*Everyone laughs and high fives*
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the-real-sasuke-uchiha · 3 months ago
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I am not going to reddit after all. There are way harder drugs circulating here 🙄
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oh-no-its-bird · 10 days ago
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Contender for funniest moments in Naruto: when Danzo tells Kakashi to kill Sarutobi, and Kakashi LITERALLY FUCKING SNITCHES ON HIM DIRECTLY TO SARUTOBI, who it is to be noted is also LITERALLY NINJA PRESIDENT DICTATOR, and Sarutobi just kinda goes "damn that's wild. He's my childhood friend tho. So." and it's just kinda left at that.
What do you MEAN Danzo didn't even get a slap on the wrist what do you MEAN there are no real long lasting effects of BEING CAUGHT RED HANDED TRYING TO CONVINCE SOMEONE TO MURDER THE HOKAGE ?????????
Funniest shit ever, I don't understand how Kakashi didn't immediatley go "ok I hesitated on killing u out of loyalty and hope u could do better but ur kind of proving the point here that ur a shitty biased Hokage who's willing to forgive anything as long as it's Danzo who's doing it"
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maagicmushies · 1 month ago
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kabuto after nono was brainwashed into forgetting him
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nyctereutes-procyonoides · 5 months ago
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Gradually I continue to practice drawing people. I have no idea why I decided to draw this particular person.
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