#fs incorrect quotes

[indigos-stardust]

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

Blue: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Vio: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

[luci-is-a-bitch-x3x]

Mc: This is my man. *points to Lucifer*

Mc: ...and this is my mans man. *points to Diavolo*

[orange-artblog]

at the Fallen Stars‘ base

*a shadow rushes past the group

Yanberry: Wait, the hell was that?

Shattered: I‘ve dubbed it the shadow man cuz it‘s all smokey n stuff

'Berror: The what???

Ink: Oh wait, you guys can see it too?? I‘ve been thinking I was hallucinating for the past 3 months and just needed to sleep more..

'Berror: THREE MONTHS???

[zeherili-ankhein]

Kazama: so apparently the “bad vibes” I have been fighting are actually “severe psychological distress”

[filmyocean]

Kuwei: Who are the Dime Lions? Jesper: If we told you, we'd have to kill ya Wylan: ...You see the Dime Lions are the rivals to Kaz's gang

[mysteries-of-wonderland]

Fearless: *angry* The only thing I'm feeling is irritation, bordering on the line of homicidal rage

Reputation: *hiding behind Lover* I didn't mean to set her off

Speak Now: Who's gonna talk to her?

RED: Evermore?

Evermore: Why is it always me?

1989: You're both equally unhinged

Evermore: I will take that as a compliment

Midnights: It's really not

[benene-the-banana]

Gary: Wanna hear some dark humor. Eddie: Yeah, I love dark humor. Gary: Alright. Gary: Turns off the lights Gary: Knock knock. Eddie: Turn the damn lights back on.

[i-am-hoo-iyam]

Fun size whitty: hey whitty what are you doing can I join?

Whitty: I’m eating a hamburger and sure you can join go grab a snack from the kitchen

Fs whitty: whitty! What are you up to csn I join?

Whitty: I’m hanging up my nice suit after a date with carol uh… I guess you can help. Here put my bow tie on my nightstand

Fs: wow! What are you doing it looks so fun! Can I join?

Whitty: …………….. I’m eating s bowl of cereal at three in the morning. You can have some but then go back to bed

Fs: whitty why’d you close the door can I come in and join what are you doing?

Whitty: I’m taking a shit. In the bathroom. You know this room is the bathroom. And HELL NO YOU CANT JOIN

Fs: whitty why are you making funny noises? Can I join?

Bf: well whittys choking on a meatball from his sphagetti. You wanna join? *shoves a meatball in Fs whitty throat*

Whitty: breathes

Fs: what are you doing can I join?

Whitty: can’t you go bug somebody else?

[a-bunch-of-queerness]

at a zoo conner: what are they in for? dick: conner, this isn't prison. conner: so they can leave? dick: no, but- wally, pointing at a meerkat: i bet that one murdered someone.

[indigos-stardust]

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

Vio: I swear to the goddess, I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Shadow, Blue, Green, and Red: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

[twilightangel83]

Actually not a bad idea. Thanks Shadow. Want me to grab one for you too?

I had to

[zeherili-ankhein]

*Some rando stalking our dearest prince of Bali*

Rando: I am watching you

Arjun: ...

Arjun: ... Do I look good?

[mrs-monaghan]

https://x.com/mussarmy9597/status/1728718769936298339?s=46

SHAZ PLS take a look at this post… there are a couple of comments like this one i’m dying😂😂😂

Before we talk about your tweet can we discuss what they are replying to?

The name of the account is incorrect quotes. Its basically like fanfic so OP is not saying this is what happened. They just came up with that because its cute. They're not saying it was the actual dialogue, they're not calling it fact. So for this unhinged person to pop up?? In a Jikook space no less???

First of all... I'm not... like, Lord have mercy. If this person is not 10 years old I will be very, very shocked. Like thats the only way I can accept that this is an actual person who isn't mentally ill. JK fainted. JK fainted!?!?!? That's the only reason this happened?

That's him fainting?? Guys, I know we are supposed to ignore these people and go about our business but someone explain to me how someone with a brain looked at that and decided JK fainted????

You know that comment is bad when these dont sound so bad

JK does look tired and we are used to the FS angle so these are normal to me. But the fainting one?

Even ot7s doing what they do best by trying to make this trip ot7 makes more sense rn

I always think the vermin are done shocking me but they always, always somehow manage to top themselves. Oh wait, is this progress?

Nah, false alarm

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Anygays, I only have 1 thing to say to the vermin:

[zarvasace]

May I interest you in some FS incorrect quotes?

Vio: And what did we learn, Shadow? Shadow: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.

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Blue, sounding annoyed: Look, Vio, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown, and it’s Monday.

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Shadow: I find it very unseemly of Vio to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years? Blue: Die. Let's find out.

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Red, with Green and Blue behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Red: Oh, my God— What the heck!? Police: Wha- Blue: VIO F*CKING FELL OFF!

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Blue: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Green: You left me, Red, Vio, and Shadow in a Walmart parking lot at 2 am a day ago. Blue: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Shadow: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into- Vio, not looking up from his book: You sleep with a teddy bear. Shadow: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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Shadow: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking. Vio: Huh? Shadow: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out- Vio: I love you. Shadow:Vio:Vio: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup. Shadow: I KNEW IT!!

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Red: You know, there’s something weird going on with your face? Blue: What? Red: You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that.

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Shadow: Red is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life! Vio: Never done anything wrong?! He set a city block on FIRE!

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Enjoy the incorrect quotes, there are plenty more where that came from...

I have too much time on my hands

- Moon Anon

Ha these are funny. The teddy bear one is my favorite. XD