#fruity lil bastards

[skylarsblue]

(SPOILERS; The mission "Alone" in Modern Warfare 2 (2021)) We talk a lot about Ghost going "Johnny? Johnny how copy?" In a worried tone. And Soap calling Ghost a, "Good ol' boy."

BUT WHY ARE WE IGNORING A VERY GOOD LINE-

Soap: Wanna be like you when I grow up, L.T. Ghost: You wanna be better than me, Johnny... Soap: I will be. Ghost: Good man.

Soap can also say "Maybe I already am" like a lil smug bastard, or, he can say "Got my work cut out for me then".

EITHER WAY THIS IS SUCH A GREAT INTERACTION AND I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE IS MENTIONING IT.

[cosmicwhoreo]

Albatross Cookie by design alone looks like the type of person to have ridiculously high standards and will not accept anything less than absolutely perfect.

He says he likes to run a tight ship. You do well, you get to enjoy the luxury of a 5 star cruise for a good week. Fail? Well... They don't talk about what happens when you perform poorly.

[annymation]

Sorry if this is too intrusive, but do you know the KOW character’s sexualities? Just thought it would be funny if all three of the Starketeers were pansexual simps for their Asha lol

Okay so I always imagined if someone were to ask Aster “Do you like boys or girls” the conversation would go something like this

“I like Asha”

“Ah, so you like girls”

“What? No, ew, I only like Asha”

“… But Asha is a girl”

“Yeah I know”

“So that means you’re straight”

“First of all, how dare you?”

Case in point, Aster is “Ashasexual” /j

Lmao Imma say pansexual too

As for the rest, I can see Asha as Bisexual to be honest, and maybe even Demisexual.

Gonna take this opportunity to say Magnifico is canonically Bisexual

Before he met Amaya he saw himself as gay, but then after taking ONE look at her for the first time when she was a guest in the palace after being found adrift at sea, he ran out of the room, went to the first mirror he could find, and asked himself in cold sweat, shaking in fear

“Am I… Straight?”

But nah, he’s Bi.

Just to be like everyone else Imma say Hal and Bazeema are lesbians, as this seems to be common knowledge in the fandom.

Everyone else I’m not quite sure, yall share your headcanons and I’ll say if they hold up

[theyreallgaylol]

Oh, pre-Torchwood me, if only you knew what was to come lmfao

Idk if it's the sleep deprivation, but I'm watching Doctor Who and every time Jack appears on screen I get all kicking-my-feet-and-twirling-my-hair like I love that insufferable bisexual immortal sm

[rubbertig]

ohgaman's whole thing is getting folks, especially older ppl, to take their prescribed medication because apparently in japan that can be a issue where many dont take them either by forgetting or just hoarding them?? anyway he's so grandpa coded and he occasionally butt heads w my favorite guy yabai kamen who's a local VILLAIN

speaking of.. yabai kamen is great he has a helmet/mask that has screen eyes that express. its cute.

he looks a little different now, these r old pics, but ya.

he's part of an evil company that's both fictional and REAL. basically they rent out the villains for local hero events and collabs because hey SOMEONE has to be the bad guy. lol.

anyway his social media is great. one time he posted a picture promoting a thing. it was a sticker above his ass like a tramp stamp. i was like bro u just posted an ass pic on main. one time i made him an amv.

sometimes he's a lil fruity or something. here's a pic of him with another local hero called kitaQman.

kitaQ kinda comes off a bit of a lazy clout chaser. ohgaman, yabai kamen, and kitaQman r all on a toku show together called Dogengers and kitaQman just spends most of his screen time doing jack shit and being on his phone. bastard.

i could go on more but its like 4AM so gn

[thelemoncoffee]

what are y'all's headcanon petnames for Saiouma? like what pet names do you hc they use for one another?

i got quite a few but the one that's currently living rent free in my head is my Shuichi calling Kokichi "Magpie". it originated as me going "ooo funky corvid that makes a cute petname, and Shuichi could give it for him collecting shinies" but after actually googling magpies i have discovered the nickname is signifigantly more accurate than i initially thought

Magpies are crazy smart, they're known for beeing cheeky lil bastards and chatterboxes, they're very protective of their families and like to commit crimes with the homies, they have fruity lil struts, depending on the culture they can be symbols of both good luck and bad omens, and they have the dendancy to try and provoke some of their preditors by singing at them

dude that is just Kokichi in bird form. my hc Shuichi clearly picked the peak nickname for his clown

anywho yeah- i just wanted to talk abou Magpies in relation to Kokichi really. do share your hc petnames tho! i wanna know y'all's though process and perhaps get ideas to add to my own roster

[leoluved]

old fashioned (n.b)

summary: you visit another boring gala with your dad, but you always get rewarded for your attendance. warnings: smut 18+, fem reader, established relationship, unprotected sex, p in v, creampie, age gap, nathan is 27 and reader is 20, nathan being a lil shit, not proofread cause im lowkey a lazy bastard word count: 1.2 k

You should’ve been feeling a hot, red, shame, embarrassed at the way your fathers boss has himself pressed tightly against you. At a random gala’s bathroom. Your ankle length gown bunched up around your hips. Your pretty matching panties dragged down to your thighs. The man behind you, grunting in your ear as he buries himself further inside you.

Only being able to whimper you turn your head to pull his towards yours, hoping to capture his lips in a sweet kiss. He often refuses, opting out of most if not all romantic intimacy with you.

But he indulges you, and you swoon at the honey coated kiss he delivers you. It doesn’t take long for the sweet kiss to turn sloppy, and you gasp into his mouth at the feeling of his tip hitting the deepest parts of you.

You glance forward, staring at your fucked out reflection in the mirror. Your hair is tousled, lips plumped and makeup smudged. You think he likes you this way, always preferring to have his way with you in front of a reflection. Maybe because he loves to look at himself.

When you look behind you, he’s blissed out, head tossed back, eyes closed and brows furrowed. His lips parted, panting slightly. You can tell he’s close, and you watch as his hand snakes up to rub your puffy clit. It doesn’t take long for you to cum again—blame that on how he ate you like a starving man prior to this interaction–shaking and trembling around him as you clench down on his dick.

His hips stutter, and he finds himself grabbing your cheeks to pull you in for another kiss as he fills your insides with ropes of his seed. He grunts, resting his forehead on your shoulder, only taking a couple seconds to enjoy his afterglow before slipping himself out of you and composing himself. You quickly hurry to to the same yourself. Cleaning up and grabbing your purse to fix your makeup.

He snickers in the reflection. Wiping the sweat off his face and fixing his three piece suit. He splashes a bit of water on his face from the sink, before turning to leave you alone in the bathroom.

“You should go out looking like that, I’m sure your father wouldn’t even notice..” And just as usual, he leaves the bathroom. He never talks to you much at these things, but when he sends you a text telling to go to a specific bathroom, you get excited; you feel the need to obey.

You find your seat next to your father again, and send him a tight knit smile. Just as Nathan walks across the stage and stands in front of the podium. It doesn’t take long for his eyes to scan the crowd, landing on you. You clear your throat, and lower your gaze to your lap before you hear him chuckling into the mic.

“What a great ceremony, huh!” His voice booming through the room. He goes on and on about how the company has been doing amazing, meeting quotas and above all marking period. He rambles about their projects and new advertisements. New products and the like.

Now was your least favorite part. Having to mingle with all the other companies invitees. They made you sneer at the obvious way some were trying to make a pass at you.

“Such a lovely girl. You’re in college, right?”

“So nice that you accompany your father to these things. My children have no interest.”

“So…Do you have a boyfriend yet?”

You roll your eyes and excuse yourself to sneak a drink. As soon as you turn around your face to chest with Nathan. Gasping before steadying your fruity drink.

“Nathan.. You scared the fuck out of me.” He shoots you a toothy grin, staring straight at the bruise on your neck. Poorly concealed, bruise. His large hand comes up and moves your hair, showing it off.

“I left some evidence, baby.” He purrs. “Forgive me?” feigning being apologetic. You swat his hand away and fix your hair to cover the mark. Face flushed.

“Nathan. Go away before my father sees us.” You take a gulp of your drink.

“Why? I think it’s time to tell him.” He begins, starting to mockingly sing in your ear.

“That his ceo has been fucking his pretty little girl for a year now. C’mon..”

He urges, pushing you from the small of your back, where you shiver at the contact of his hand there. “Let’s go tell your dad that his boss deflowered his princess.” You stop dead in your tracks at the low tone of his voice in your ear. Smacking the side of his arm.

“What’s gotten into you..? Would you chill out?” You whisper into his ear, hoping he hears how exasperated you are amongst all the crowd and noise.

He slightly frowns, and you find yourself taken aback at his clear display of emotions. He clears his throat before removing the glass from your hands and finishing your drink.

“You’re twenty. You aren’t even supposed to be drinking.” He states coldly. “Ugh. It taste like straight fuckin’ sugar.” He mutters. Setting down the glass sharply before brushing past you to talk to another group. You scoff, and sigh when you realize you’ve accidentally sent Nathan into one of his moods.

You watch Nathan as he shamelessly flirts with other women. The feeling of jealousy rising from the pit of your stomach until it’s everywhere around you. You hate it. You know he would never stoop that low. Still, you hated the way they thought they even had a chance.

You quickly snag an ‘old fashioned’ and finish it in two gulps. Scowling at the taste it leaves in your mouth and the way it makes your entire body shudder.

Feeling brave, you slowly step up next to Nathan, surprised when he actually seems to notice your presence.

He turns to face you, smiling down at you menacingly. You sneer. He excuses the both of you. And with his hand at the small of your back again he leads you away from the group.

“What’s wrong, princess? Can’t stand to see me mingle?” You roll your eyes. He knows that. He knows you can’t stand it when he does that.

“Nathan. What do you want from me? You wanna go public with our relationship, huh? Tell the world you’re fucking a girl seven years your junior?” You whisper the last part and raise an eyebrow while crossing your arms. He pouts. You’ve never seen him pout in the two whole years you’ve known him.

“Tired of hiding you.” He states it like it’s obvious.

“I think you deserve more than just sex in the bathroom at these random ass galas we both know we hate.”

You grab the sleeve of his arm and take him to a slightly secluded part of the room. There’s a smile on your face that you can’t get seem to get rid of.

“Did you just ask me out?”

He raises an eyebrow down at you.

“Honey. I’ve been cumming in you for a year now and you’re surprised I’m asking you out?” There’s your Nathan. Ever the romantic.

“There he is. There’s my Bateman.” You wrap his arm in his, and stand up as straight as you can. Smiling up at him.

“Let’s go tell ‘em.”

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Sword gays showdown, round 1, bracket three

Propaganda:

For Leo: (Mod note: most submissions were for RTMNT but there was 1 for the character in general as well)

He's a badass, he's a loser, he's the coolest guy of all time, he's a pathetic little man, he's the greatest ninja the world has ever seen, hes an asshole, he has badass portal katanas, he's the fruitiest iteration of the charecter by far! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you. The one, the only, RISE LEONARDO!

I mean just look at him!

He has these super cool swords and he’s a lil bit fruity

literally the gayest most flamboyant idiot teenager ever. he's a sassy overconfident bastard and we love him for it. he has a magic portal sword for most of the series. the kind of sword he wields (an ōdachi) was specifically picked because, AND I QUOTE, "he can't even hold that thing without looking like he was posing with it. we thought that was really fun for a kid who's got a giant sword and that kind of attitude." in previous tmnt iterations there was this guy, Usagi, who i guess those versions of Leo must have had some kind of chemistry with, idk. fun fact he's not even really a tmnt character, he's a crossover character who's just showed up in like three different iterations!! anyway, despite Usagi literally not existing in Rise canon, Rise!Leo gives off SUCH gay vibes that THE ENTIRE FANDOM HAS DECIDED THAT HE EXISTS ANYWAY AND IS LEO'S BOYFRIEND AND/OR MASSIVE CRUSH. THE ENTIRE FANDOM. I'M LITERALLY NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING. Leosagi is like, the biggest ship in the goddamn fandom and ONE OF THE CHARACTERS ISN'T EVEN CANON. this entire animatic. yeah.

Dual wields katanas like a boss. Has also used various other swords in different pieces of TMNT media. Regardless of which iteration of Turtles we're talking about, he's also almost always "close friends" with the katana-wielding samurai rabbit Usagi!

No propaganda submitted for Arthur. (Mod note 2: can someone fix this :( ... please)

[gambitxrogue11]

Caligator AU one shot .. Neil, Billy and Max moved to North Dakota instead of Hawkins, where it is run by the sheriff Roy Tillman.

🔞 WARNING: 🔞

Explicit language, mention of slurs, Gator Tillman and Billy Hargrove, minors do not interact.. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SCROLL AWAY.

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Billy drove Max to her school in the morning before he starts his shift at nearby auto shop.

It's been 6months since they move to North Dakota, Neil was assigned here for "higher paycheck" ..

It was a very normal morning or so Billy thought .. when he saw the sheriff's son Gator in front of the school as well.. it looks like he's waiting for someone .. maybe they're doing some routine check?..

He knows the sheriff son is complete douche based on the conversations he had with him a few times in the sheriffs office and in his bed ..

Gator knows what he is, but will never publicly out themselves since Roy, will kill them if he realize his boy is bisexual.

Gator might be a douche but Billy can't deny that he's sexy .. he watches Gator from afar as this hot moron spits everywhere like a garden sprinkler ..

Billy can't help but imagine what if Gator, would've spit in his mouth instead? and rearrange his guts? ... Having those thought made his pants a little tighter.

Billy's thought process was interrupted when he notice Gator is walking towards him.. he didn't realized he was staring long enough..

"Well look who'tis? .. Mornin' shitbird." Gator greeted Billy

"So what is Neil's fruity little bastard doin' here?" Gator continued

"Just drove my sister to school, shitbird! What do you want? Did daddy sent you back to middle school?" Billy rhetorically answered ..

Gator inches closer to Billy "I told ya' not ta give me those 'fuck me eyes' on public" Gator whispered.

Billy felt Gator's warm breath tickle his ear, his face heat up suddenly ..

"What are you gonna do about it fucker?" Busted, Billy, teases Gator he knows he's gonna get laid if he continue getting under Gator's skin.

"Ya think that's funny Hargrove? .. I can arrest ya fer disrespectin' an officer of the law" Gator pointed to his badge.

"Alright, I'm sorry pretty princess, deputy" Billy sarcastically said still trying to get on Gator's nerves..

Gator eyes darkened, licked his lips and smiled lustfully "I guessed have'ta shove my cock later in yer' pretty little mouth, all the way down yer throat until ya gagged on my cock, make a mess and drool like a lil' baby..

that'll shut ya up.." Gator's voice became a little threatening yet soft and full of lust

Billy felt an electricity course through his body and his half hard cock earlier was full rock hard now, at the thought swallowing Gator's girth.

"Yeah that's right.. ya love that fag?" Gator fist Billy's buldge under his tight pants, he gulp as he felt Gator large palm on his buldge

"I'll see ya around Hargrove" Gator says smuggly as he walks away slowly leaving Billy speechless..

Gator went back to his patrol car where another deputy is now on the driver seat ..

Gator hops on the passenger seat and they drove away.

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[a-thirst-for-dunmer]

may have just found the existence of Bishop the Bitchop in the modded followers section and BOY

-guy looks like if Dean Winchester went goth and decided respecting women was a fad so there’s that

-like. All the time it’s sex. ‘Nice legs’ and ‘your armor covers up the best bits’ and ‘lemme warm your bedroll for you.’ Sir, my armor is for the fucking dragons, I am married, AND you’re not an elf you’re just unseasoned bland chicken

-Yandere to the max, so fucking alpha it makes him look like he’s struggling with internalized homophobia. ‘Go fetch Papa a drink’ ‘Down, boy’ like??? Sir??? you might be a lil fruity

-when you stand up for yourself he slutshames and belittles you, god forbid I’m the Dovahkiin with 30+ dragon souls swarming inside my body. Get over here i’ll beat your ass

-not EVEN useful in combat. My mans Revyn can pull out a whole staff of paralysis when i marry him along with a dagger. (Dunno where he got it but he likes it. Good lad best boy) Bitchop uses only an iron dagger and basic bows. Kaiden, Lucien, Inigo, and gang all have unique weapons and can carry themselves in a fight. This guy is so fucking weak

-calls u a wench when vanilla marriage candidates call u dearest, love, darling

-i don’t claim this man as part of the atheist community, he’s too much of an edgelord. Plus Daedra and Aedra lore is pog fuck you

-A l l the alpha petnames, princess, babygirl, kitten probably. Guy is like a reverse Geralt

-literally calls himself a savage wolf when you ignore him. Awoo awoo furry bastard

-generic ass edgy backstory

-thinly veiled insults and misogyny passed off as jokes. Who wrote this. U good fam, you need a hug?

-dismisses your entire identity to fuckin treat you like a sex doll. B o i i have killed god’s children and you’re next

Just everything about this guy is repulsion incarnate. Perfectly convinced that this is an aspect of Namira or Molag Bal because fuck, the red flags are downright daedric. I’d rather wed Rolff Stone-Fist

[dxwnfxll]

heya! can i request scp staff with a trans masc s/o? ty ! :D

Ofc!

Scp staff with a Trans Masc S/O

(Amar replaces Shaw/Bright)

••Dr. Amar••

-So Jack is already Genderfluid so she's definitely the most accepting on the list

-He's always hyping you up secretly, like she'll leave lil sticky notes on your desk with 'you're a man, if anyone says otherwise go tell them to fuck themselves'

-If anyones transphobic towards you he'll treat them like they're dumb.

-Though I hardly doubt anyone in the foundation would be transphobic or homophobic seeing as a good majority of researchers are fruity

-if you want a binder or top surgery Amar is definitely paying for it.

-calls you romantic nicknames like 'Mcdreamy' (he was being silly with that one) or 'Hubby'

••Dr. Clef••

-Clef is a sleezy, shitty rude bastard...but! He's not trasphobic

-apart from Jack, Clef is the second biggest ally. He respects that you may not want everyone to know you're trans, so he keeps his support for you a lil secret.

-He'll leave you emails, texts and notes supporting you and encouraging you to beat the shit out of anyone who tries to be transphobic.

-if anyone is ever transphobic to you in front of him they're going missing. Simple

-he probably has a lil trans flag on his ukulele for ya lol

-he calls you weird lil names like 'Y/n boo boo bear' or 'cowboy'

••Iceberg••

-Iceberg is an asshole but he isn't a monster

-he supports and loves you unconditionally, and is definitely a guy to glare anyone down that says shit.

-His way of supporting you is kinda funny, he'll just send you stuff that looks like the trans flag and go 'hey x this reminded me of you' (i thought it was funny)

-or he'll randomly give you stuff that looks like the trans flag, so now your office is probably decorated with as many blue, pink and white stuff that he could find

-if someone's transphobic to you he's decking them in the face. He doesn't care, they're getting decked

-he likes to just call you 'babe' or 'baby' very simple sociopath man

••Dr. Kondraki••

-Konny is very supportive of you but won't really show it.

-again he is very VERY supportive of you, but he's just a shrug it off kinda guy.

-he'll address you as however you want, neos? Cool, xenos? Okay, he/him? Alright

-if anyone's transphobic to you they're on 682 duty for the rest of the month.

-if you want top surgery or a binder he's paying for it, he insists

-he just calls you 'love' or by your name lolol

••Dr. Rights••

-she's a very kind person and very considerate of your feelings

-she searches up all sorts of stuff to know how to properly address you and such.

-She bought you a lil bear with a trans flag on it <3

-if anyone is transphobic towards you she gives them the nastiest glare ever and pretty much goes

-"is this how you spend your life? Being an asshole? How sad."

-she calls you hers and darling

••Dr. Glass••

-Glass is super supportive of you, always tells you to come and talk to him if you need to

-He's got all sorts of flags in his office so it's a safe place for literally everyone

-very caring towards you and considerate of your feelings

-if anyone is being transphobic towards you he gets kinda like Ambrose, he makes them feel dumb with that sweet smile on his face

-if you ever need to vent you have the perfect boyfriend to do so with

-calls you 'sweetheart' and 'his darling'

••Draven Kondraki••

-Draven adores you no matter what you are, when you first come out he's very caring towards you and even asks what he can do to help make your journey easier

-He got you a lil trans pin to wear if you want lol

-if anyone says any sort of transphobic shit to you he just kinda looses his temper

-he'll yell at them probably even go as far as to knock them out if they continue to say awful shit to you

-he will always reassure you and remind you that you are a man and he'll always love you

-he likes to call you his 'dummy' or 'babe'

••Dr. Talloran••

-Talloran is non-binary themselves so they ofc support you, and they help you with your transition

-they have some money saved up to help with your top surgery if you wish to get it

-Whenever someone is being transphobic towards you Talloran will just take your hand and lead you away, and they'll let you vent to them about how that person was

-gives you constant reassurance and love

-calls you 'love' and 'dear'

••Mikell Amar••

-i'll admit it kinda took Mikell a lil to get used to the change, but whenever he fucked up he'd always correct himself

-he may accidentally call you by your dead name but he'll immediately correct himself, if he does so in public he'll correct himself with a "oh shit, hey Y/n my bad thought you were someone else"

-if anyone says shit they're pretty much dead, after all he's an 05 who's known as 'agent cowboy' so he's not to be messed with nor is his partner.

-he pays for your top surgery no discussion

-he likes to call you 'darlin'' usually

Sorry if this seems rushed and stuff i wasn't exactly sure how to go with this so i just put some lil head canons lolol

Hope you enjoyed! (And if you want me to add any specific things pls do tell)

[voids-call]

whats your favorite fnaf character from each game and why

(this is me asking about blorbos)

YIPPEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!

FNAF 1: Foxy! Silly pirate fox I love him sm. Nothing super of note I just like him.

FNAF 2: Withered Bonnie. Haha you have no face!! Toilet headass, least we can't tell you have no eyebrows anymore...

FNAF 3: SPRINGTRAP!!!!!!!&(&;&;&;&@:&::&&: I love this bitch. Silly silly bastard. Villain moment. I love the fact that the game highlights how dangerous he is, he's not the only threat to you, but he is the only one that can kill you. I love it. SO MUCH.

FNAF 4: I will say Nightmare Foxy, as he's probably the most tolerable (not enjoyable) of the nightmares. Not exclusively of the nightmares though? Springbonnie. Mostly because I despise the nightmares because they SUCK (they scare me to this day), but also because eeeeeeeee murber rabbit.

Sister Location: I'd have to say Funtime Freddy. Honestly it's a hard decision between him and Ft. Foxy. I say Freddy cause he's just.... idk I like him, I guess I just look at him and go "HA. SAME!" Like he's so quick to jump the gun.. Also in my head he's just a silly lil man. So- yeah same.

[SHAKES YOU] Pizza Sim: HOW DO I CHOOSE SEND HELP- UHHHHHHHHHHHH............. UHHHHHHH- CAN I HAVE TWO? IM ANSWERING WITH TWO. Rockstar Foxy, for because silly pirate fox reasons. AND ALSO LEFTY. LEFTY JUST.. LOOK AT HIM. HER? THEM. I DONT KNOW- THE L O R E........ I LOVE LEFTY SM.

Does help wanted even count?.. I'm saying it does: VANESSA. MMMMMMMM L O R E. ALSO FUCK THAT RAT LOOKIN ASS BITCH I HATE HIM.

[SHAKES YOU EVEN HARDER] SECURITY BREACHH: dissolves. I dunno it's hard to pick.. But unsurprisingly I'll say Monty. He's such a fuckin asshole on the surface and then you actually pay attention and it's a whole other story of "oh he's a little fucked up actually". Poor man gets absolutely cucked and honestly he doesn't get enough attention for the character he is.

[EXPLODES] RUIN!: ..Does the rabbit count? Which one? The blue one, of course. MXES is cool and all but I love Glamrock Bonnie. He gets a few lines about him total, but I love that fucker. I don't care how dead he is hES OK IN MY HEART ALRIGHT- actually he's not even dead. He's just immobilized. SOBS. I love this tragic fruity rabbit, he makes me so upset and I'm going to study him under a microscope.

[factorydefaultlu]

Funny fact I remember hearing in History class.

It wasn't all that uncommon for men (who would usually identify as hetero) to have sexual relationships with other men while at war, especially if they were closer to the battlefront.

(It was uncommon for prostitutes to be at war camps, but they weren't often at the ones closer to the fighting.)

Now you have Daemon Targaryen who likes to fuck, usually it wouldn't be hard for him to get a whore, but he frankly doesn't want to deal with looking after one and trying to ensure the whore has moontea to prevent any bastards is hard while at war. Plus in his experience, the whores don't particularly like it when you fuck them while covered in blood and grim.

So what I'm getting at is....

Daemon taking a twink-ish Velaryon knight as a bed warmer, maybe he's the son of one of Corlys younger brothers or sisters since we know Daemon has preferences towards valyrian blood.

👀 Daemon is a lil fruity in Canon so

[outofthiisworld]

plots please + give me ur whims

-j.ustin m.celroy voice- welcome. babies. To The Fruity Pebbles Castle of Torment: A Scary Castle with 100 Rats.

I uh. went super batshit wacko mode below the read more, cause there is just too much fun to be had with your muses. cool reminder than none of these are in any way expected, just throwing spaghetti at the wall here! 🍝

—Plot a—

ATLAS au, of course! This tends to be my go-to but like…plaaaay with me. You have a scientist muse. I have a scientist muse. They’re both old, stubborn bastards. We should shove them in a box together and see what happens. Gero would be a godsend for the space colony, and I can easily see him either raising the ranks to being an Upper Echelon if he wouldn’t be one from the jump due to his incredible work in both mechanical and genetic engineering. He’d also have near-free will to work on whatever he pleased as long as it cultivated ATLAS’ so you know. That’s wonderfully terrifying. Doc was the primary medic who was tasked in both research & development of many of ATLAS’ bio experiments and lifeforms (as well as regular crew members too!) so i can see these two very easily be forced to work together on plenty of projects. While muses have a mind of their own and who knows how things will develop, I get vibes that these two might have a… enemies to friends to enemies again relationship? They’re both stubborn geniuses with conflicting personalities, but they both have similar work ethics and would probably bond over NOT bonding with others in the colony. The thrill of science!!! However— Doc is a man led by his heart, and as the clock ticks closer to Doc’s eventual betrayal against ATLAS that sparked the containment breach and their personalities clashing again— Gero is… a very good case of the type of scientist that Doc grows such mistrust and hate for. There’s an ironic tragedy in this somewhere i can smell it. Also side note: Doc, pointing at fetus Cell in a test tube: GERO what in the HELL is THAT ???

—Plot b—

This one is cheating because it has to do with Sofia and her lil bro Guadalupe, who don’t even have their character sheets finished yet (but I hope to remedy that by this weekend for at least Sofia—cross my fingers), however you asked for my whims so whims you will get. I think it’d be neat if Takuma knew Sofia from school or something similar before she disappeared— maybe she was Nicole’s friend and they met through her? Sofia does… not have any friends, so I can see Nicole and Takuma being the couple that look at this shaking, panicking mess and be like………..well…………someone has to take care of her i guess. In the ✨timeline✨, Sofia is yoinked by ATLAS on her 20th birthday— after Guadalupe convinces her to leave the house for once in her life and celebrate it! She could have gone out with both Nicole and Takuma— and then uh. You know. Yoink. Up to here it can go in SO MANY DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS depending on how you’d want to go with this. A few ideas spit-balled: - If all of them are yoinked, Lupe would spend his days trying to search for all three of them. - If Takuma doesn’t get yoinked with Sofia and got lucky— Lupe can knock on Takuma’s door middle of the night being like: “hey quit your job and join my descent into madness my silly roadtrip adventure to try and find my sister.” (at the moment, I’m planning on Lupe to accidentally become a monster hunter/cryptology nonsense so Takuma can join in on the fun). - Takuma ATLAS experiment au (the crowd goes silent. No one is surprised)

—Plot c—

Back at it again with ATLAS— I’m sorry I’m like this man, those bastards have been on my mind lately. Anyway, you wanna cause some MORE everlasting trauma for poor Cynara? I got the perfect place for it, you’ll never believe it. Cynara can fit in so many different places for ATLAS. She could be a crew member, possibly an engineer who is unaware of the secrets that ATLAS hides? Until, you know. She finds out by accident and her self-destructive compassion is put to the test. She could easily be an experiment— Hell, maybe ATLAS saw a crew member digging too close to the truth, they didn’t like that so they were like: alright bet *experiments on you against your will* Or— maybe she was in a similar boat to Ophelia/Sofia— got yoinked while minding her own business; regardless of where it goes, I think it’d be a fun way to poke at her theme of feeling helpless despite all her prowess.  We love some existential dread here in this house. What she was experimented for and what happens to her is all up to you (obviously), either something completely new or throw in references for her skinned verse or her lovely black hole powers she has going on later (which, could land her right in the hot seat to be in that ELiTe ExpEriMenT task force that Ophelia was part of. I really need to workshop a better name for that team before the placeholder name becomes official…) Regardless, her compassion and altruism would be a breath of fresh air for both Doc and Ophelia— and her never ending, martyrdom tendencies could give Doc the wake up call to kick start the containment breach. And you know. If Cynara wants to be part of their found family in the end <33

I feel like I need to financially compensate you for reading all this.

[perpetual-fool]

I am so smart, smert smurt smurp.

I successfully did and figured out a thing. So, I've been speculating about how bowed instruments work, trying to figure out a way to actually test it. And I've been needing to deal with the soundpost on my 'lil viola, the placement isn't good and the sound is a bit muffled. Was a bit muffled. I had an oh so simple idea. I put a toothpick under the bridge.

Context: how bowed instruments make sound. The bow itself works on the stick-slip phenomenon. The wood (or not-wood) is there to hold the hair (or not-hair), the hair is there to hold the rosin, and the rosin is sticky. It sticks to the strings, pulls a little, slips, starts pulling again. It all happens very fast and that's what gets the strings moving. BUT, the strings are moving left and right, and to get soundboard to make sound we need it to move up and down. So: the bridge. The bridge is tall and sits on two tiny feet. Because it's tall, when the strings strung on top start going left/right, the feet start levering up/down. But the soundboard it's sitting is going half up and half down, the sound isn't sound, it's out of phase. So: lastly, the soundpost. It's a wooden dowel (or not) that goes in the body of the instrument, wedged between the top plate (the soundboard) and the bottom plate (not the soundboard). But most importantly it's placed under one of the tiny feet of the bridge, arresting its jaunty wobble and making it the fulcrum. But it's not quite under the foot, because then the flat foot would be sitting on the flat top wedged against the flat end of the dowel. So it's a little bit behind the bridge instead, letting it wobble enough to pivot, but not wobble so much that you get the out-of-phase issue again.

Or, that's my guess. Which is correct, 'cause it fuckin' worked.

The other context: I've been cooking up this idea for a new design of viola*. Basic concept is two things. One, no soundpost, the bridge pivots on a bearing. Two, the wobble of the bridge is balanced against a spring, so the soundboard need not bear any load whatsoever, so I can make it act more efficiently as a speaker diaphragm instead of a structurally stable box. And having aspirations of making this extant, I've been considering what might be the most accessible approach to proofing the concept. Thought was (for the bearing) I could drill a hole in the top of the viola I have, fix a soundpost though the bottom with a screw, and put a tiny slice of brass rod on top for the bridge to rock on. And then I realized if the pivot works at all then I will have solved the non-fitted soundpost issue, so I could just stick a piece of hardwood on the top. And then, hey, it'd be real easy to use a toothpick. So here we are.

Immediate difference. It has that resonant 'fruity' sound now, and it's much louder. It sounds like a real viola now. Also, the bridge adjusted itself. I positioned the bridge only by eye, and I guess I got it a little off center. But the strings are all pulling towards the center, and I guess with the reduced friction of not standing on the whole foot, it just slipped into alignment when I tightened the strings up to pitch. Neat!

Although now I'm 'stuck' on trying to figure out the rest, and I have other things to do. So, bleh. But progress!

- *Aside, I'm not sure if I should refer to this general style of instrument as "violin". Argument for: people know what a violin is, so that's clear. Argument against: I don't like the violin and I want my chosen instrument of viola to be as recognized as cello or bass. So, mostly I'm still bitter about getting the filler parts in high school orchestra and feel like violin already gets more attention that it deserves. I don't understand those feelings, but the experience was like, say, in sixth grade orchestra I was one of only two violas because everyone else had switched to violin or cello. Cello is understandable, viola is sort of a bastard instrument and it really ought to be more like a 1/8 size cello to be acoustically optimal. But violin is just a shrill viola to me, why should there be more than twice as many violin players as viola? It doesn't seem right. Anyway, I'm gonna call it 'viola' because that's what I'm actually designing and if readers have to look up what that is then that's just more flavor for my character.

[imagibunny]

someone at work asked me "what i was" (yknow. usual jist for central pa) and i. tired as all hell from working nonstop 9 hour shifts, went "as far as you're aware i'm queer. just a lil fruity. bastard blueberry mayhaps."