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Various!LADS x Reader[you] (reader can be either MC or Non!MC as interpreted by the reader!)

(TW: Slight lemon)

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T.h.e O.n.e W.i.t.h(T.O.W) t.h.e B.o.y.s

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Zayne: It was a fine, hot Saturday morning, you were off work that day hence being lazy, woke up late around noon and made coffee, cuz coffee is essential! And ofc also had chocos with milk for breakfast. As you sway around while you pour the chocos in your iconic black with proper colour coded dots in between the words which read, “WE WERE ON A BREAK!” bowl then adding the milk from the carton, humming to the theme song of one the most famous sitcoms of all times, and your favorite F.R.I.E.N.D.S! “So no one told you life was gonna beeeee thissss wayyyyyy! *clap clap clap clap* (FITE ME CUZ ITS 4 CLAPS NOT 5!) Your job’s a joke you’re brooooke your love life’s DOAAAAAAAAA!”

As you dance around in your snowman pyjamas while chewing from your spoon and uttering the lines from the time of the second breakup of Rachel and Ross. Holding your spoon as your mic, chewing as you change stances and positions once being Ross and the next time Rachel, “…I didn’t finish your letter I fell asleep!”, you say Ross’s lines while mimicking his exact behaviours and style of talking, “You fell asleep?!”, walking to your opposite side, you enact out being Rachel. As you quickly switch sides again, grabbing an imaginary coat from an imaginary coat rack in your hand as you pointed at ‘Rachel’, “It was five thirty in the morning…and you have rambled on…for 18 pages…FRONT AND BACK!”. As you go back and forth with the lines from the sitcom enjoying yourself, feeling free, finishing your breakfast, you hear the doorbell ring! Zayne! It was his day off too from the Hospital as things were under control and his other colleagues and subordinates were taking care of matters as needed, he had promised you to get breakfast with you early, but knowing you’d slept in, he decided to grab lunch instead.

You smirk to yourself, as you open the door in Rachel’s style and say directly at him, “And hey! Just so you know! It’s not that common! It doesn’t happen to every guy! And IT IS A BIG DEAL!”, immediately going behind the door to emerge from hiding like Chandler did and say, “I knew it!”

Zayne stared at you dumbfounded as you stood back in front of him again grinning like a lovesick-teenager, him not knowing whether to enter or not…as he finally speaks up… “So…lunch…?�� You giggle and nod as you wrap your arms around his neck giving him a soft kiss as he returns the gesture.

Bonus: Zayne and you were strolling the streets of Linkon in the evening, hand in hand and fingers interlaced, the setting sun giving it a peaceful gleam, as he finishes his fourth and last of the macarons you’d bought for him for dessert, and carefully folds the paper packet neatly, putting it inside of his pocket for home to throw it. “You’re such a Monica”, as his lips give out that iconic soft smile, “I know~”.

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Sylus: There was nothing in the world probably that this man wasn’t capable of or didn’t have the knowledge about…well or so that’s what you thought…It was a eventful night after an auction…you were staying over at the base, since the twins, mephie and ofc your boyfriend love whenever you visited…As he sat on his bed after a nice warm shower, changing to his night clothes, as you walk in and smirk leaning against his door, “Hey Sy…How you doin’~?”, you said it in the iconic Joey pose and accent…He stared at you for a while then smirked and let out a husky chuckle, “Kitten are you drunk?” “Wait…don’t tell me you didn’t get the reference…” “What reference?” “F.R.I.E.N.D.S!!! THE SITCOM!” “Well…*as he puts on his night shirt* what do you think I look like someone who has time to watch silly sitcoms-“, you gasp cutting him off dragging him to bed, turning on your Tablet, starting from season 1, “YOU HAVE TO WATCH AND LEARN EVERYYYYTHING RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!!”

And that was how he got introduced to your most favourite sitcom…it’s great right? NO! CUZ BELIEVE YOU ME! ONCE THE SHOW GETS FULLY REGISTERED INTO THIS MAN’S GENIUS ASS BRAIN, HE.WILL.NOT.STOP.MAKING.REFERENCES.EVERY.DAMN.SECOND… You’re playing pool, he’ll make a reference! In the shower, he’ll make a reference! Eating? Yep he got one right in the bag! Doing the deed? Don’t worry he won’t forget Monica’s sacred code of 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! He hits all the numbers correctly~ At times this guy makes you jealous questioning your memory, so you turn off the Tablet and pout, “I INTRODUCED YOU TO FRIENDS YOU CANT BE A BIGGER FAN THAN ME!”, TO WHICH HE WILL LAUGH THAT SASSY GUY LAUGH! My guy will not look the part that he might like any sitcom for that matter based on his outward depiction of his personality, but the man is obsessed, with every single season and episode, although he despises Ross and Rachel’s breakup every time, believe you me, man will get frustrated maybe even speak at the screen…His favourite has become Phoebe, he adores and I MEAN ADORES her all through every season especially the earlier ones, her silly antics and her songs and her personality charms this sexy dragon, cheering him up gifting you to see that soft smile and laughter from the bottom of his heart…one of your most cherished sights…as you take pictures of him and post on your Moments, captioning “yep that’s my pheebs right there <3”

WILL BOP AND MEMORISE BY HEART EVERYONE OF PHEOBE’S SONGS AND SING ALONG WITH THEM! Rip your ears honey TT~TT! Smelly cat and the holiday song are his favorite! Luke, Kieran, and Mephie join in too because yes! “Wooo wooo! Go my babies!”

Bonus: You were at a karaoke place called “karaoke-dokie” (VICTORIOUS REFERENCE PEOPLE PLS GET IT) along with your friends and him, your bf “Skye”, the successful fruit seller. Everyone although intimidated by the man, are easing to him slowly and steadily…As you all talk and talk, when suddenly uh oh…the workers play a surprise song…and guess what it was? Smelly Cat! BRO LITERALLY LEFT THE TABLE AND YOU IN ONE SWIFT MOTION AND WENT TO SING!

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Xavier: Your 200+ year old alien lover DID NOT KNOW what F.R.I.E.N.D.S was until one time he was over at your apartment after a tiring day of fighting wanderers and wanted to bask in your warmth and cuddles, only to hear that you were gushing about certain “Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Joey, Phoebe and Ross” people, and complimenting them! How dare you?! He was your number one! And who are these people?? Does he need to tell them that you’re his??? Soooo the green eyed monster got the best of him and he plopped down onto your bed, burying his face in your stomach, arms around your waist as he groaned while you caressed his hair, massaging his scalp. After cutting the call with your friend, he finally confronts you… “Are they better than me…?” “Huh?”, you were confused. “Yk…the names of the people you just said…yk you were gushing about them on the phone…” as he looks up at you with looking all fluffy and tired…

Then it suddenly clicks you, and you sigh, laughing out too…This bunny… “Lmao no…bun bun, they’re characters from the famous sitcom F.R.I.E.N.D.S!” “Friends?” Oh boy you have a lot of lore to drop and explaining to do, but you were always happy to yap about your favourite sitcom, besides after this both of you can binge together, so win-win! As you proceed with each character and their personality and the relatability of the sitcom…how all of them have their major flaws yet have become one as a Family…knowing each other better than anyone else… He listens intently as you go on for almost an hour and a half before finally asking if he wanted to watch it… “Too tired now…only want cuddles…”, you kiss the top of his head, lips brushing his fluffy hair, “Alright Xavi…”

The next day he had no mission, soooo you thought you’d make it a date! Binging F.R.I.E.N.D.S and snacks and everything! Like Sylus, Xavier too gets addicted soon enough hitting you with references here and there. His favorites are all the thanksgiving and Christmas episodes as they make him feel all fluffy, cosy and homely, especially when he’s with you, hence why he loves the first two seasons by heart…Still gets jealous though when you gush about how hot season one and two everyone was, or how hot season 5 Ross was, especially the shirt and pants he wore on the day he went back to Elizabeth after breaking up, who threw a balloon at him… “ROSS! YOU SUCK! *SPLAT*!”, he laughs at that everytime, and would occasionally hit you with the “I too am a neat guy” when he wants something from you…blackmailer babe… His favorite is Joey, as he loves his quips and antics and especially how much Joe can eat, making him inspired to cook more! He’s envious of Chandler, cuz you gush over him a lot, especially season 1 Chandler, no no you’re his girlfriend not a fictional character’s.

Bonus: “My Star you’ve come home! I made something for you!”, as you enter your apartment…seeing your kitchen a mess…and in his hand a burnt something…oh how sometimes you regret giving him the copy of your key… “Can you guess?” “No Xavi I cannot…apparently I lack the brain cells to identify your mastery…” “It’s something you have not something you are!”, he grins excitedly. “Umm…Unagi…?” “Well no silly I made you a Salmon skin roll!” “…Oh dear lord…I’d rather have Rachel’s trifle than this…” “Huh?!” “Whaaat? Custard? good! Jam? good! Meat? gooood!” “Oh I can make that for you too!” “NO-”

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Rafayel: This fish has rewatched F.R.I.E.N.D.S atleast three times after he got obsessed from that one reel you’d sent him…Fishbrain at first didn’t understand what the plot behind the sitcom was and searched all over google about it…but once you and the Internet people explained to him what it was truly bout, he can’t stop binging anymore…he’d even send you memes of F.R.I.E.N.D.S all the damn time…

Bro can barely remember any lines from the show but you love your fishie so you always encourage him to try and then you’re there to correct him and guide him through. His favorite is Rachel. Rachel Rachel Rachel! Above all and anyone! I mean look at them! Both of them are DIVAs! He adores the way she is so fashionable and how she adapted from her richly spoiled life into a successful independent woman…it does kind of bring resemblance to his own adaptation with the landers…how it used to be so different at the sea…He would 100/10 get philosophical at certain scenes while watching randomly, like that one time you two were binging the episodes of Ross and Marcel’s relationships, he utters out, “Animals can really tell when they’re being given love…unlike humans their love is selfless and unconditional.” It blew your mind that he always got so deep (hehehe) but you hug him and lighten the mood “Babe as much as I loooove your deep talks, it’s just a sitcom for us to relate and enjoy, ease out the stresses Raffie Taffie…”, as you give him a shoulder massage, while both of you binge and munch on popcorn.

He has a painting of all the six together, on the iconic sofa like the one at the ending of the theme song. Hums along to the theme song while he paints, will send you out on errands to get him supplies and materials from which he can extract the paint…this leads to his delay in his artwork which is necessary for his exhibition…poor Thomas has to always nudge and budge him, but this fish won’t stop until he’s poured his heart out for the sitcom on his canvas…And the finished products are always an artistic wonderpiece, taking away your breath and blowing your mind…as he minutely adds more flavor and characterisation to each character…emphasising their vices and virtues more vividly…

You buy him all the Rachel’s iconic outfits you can find and tell him to give you a private fashion show~ Becomes more red than red Ross, but who’s he to deny his lover~ “Fine cutie you win…I’ll go change…” “Good boy~”, as you get ready your scorecard and drinks…

Bonus: You were at his studio like usual hanging out, while watching him paint, as you ask him, “Hey Raf do you know a good tailor?” “Why you need some clothes altered?”…and at that instantly you smile and chuckle, trying to hold in your laughter as you speak, “No no I just want a man to draw me with chalk.” He looks down at you and smirks, “I can do that for you cutie~ I am a professional artist after all~ come here~”…

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Caleb: You two…you two...you two…both of you are the literal definition of a brainrot couple, always sending each other reels (ofc whenever you both make and have time), reciting lines from your favorite shows and trends, especially the loaf cat one…But when it comes to F.R.I.E.N.D.S, you two ascend to another level. You have almost every episode of each season memorised line by line to heart, enacting them every time to rewatch and binge the show…by now you’ve probably binged it more than 15 times. Both of you knew about it and watched it from beforehand when you were just friends, but as a couple it hits different. He loves to define you as the “Mondler” and “Chanoey” couple goals.

You will have competition of who can remember the most everytime you watch the show, who is more smooth in their enactment, fluency and what not, scoring each other very very critically. Hence his favorite episode is “TOW the Embryos”, season 4, you two have the whole episode memorised by heart and love playing the Apartment betting game, often adding your own self inserted questions too, but keeping the rules same. But it was getting harder without a third person, so you bring out an Ottobot and make it the judge or Ross during the lightning round! You guys have even played Pictionary, Poker and ofc BAMBOOZLED! YOU LOVE IT EVERY TIME!

It’s really funny how competitive the both of you can get. And as for his favorite character, it’s got to be Chandler and Monica too! I mean look at Caleb! He can have the sarcasm of Chandler and is a great ass cook like Mon! Your boyfriend is literally a all-in-one deal pack! (Yes he’s well utterly possessive…buuuuut we’re letting it slide for the sake of this FIC…besides YOU CAN FIX HIM!). “Caleb! Stop making the trifle for every time we watch a Thanksgiving EPISODE!” “Noooope~!”

Bonus: Like Sylus, he has all your 7 zones memorised and uses Monica’s number sequence as the ultimate guide to pleasure… “Yeah baby…there we go…you like that…? Like when I hit it here on 7 hmm? Cmon baby say it say it for me…” “7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7!”, as he leaves you a moaning and whimpering mess…only to make you say out the numbers in sequence all over again…he loooooves edging you… “Good girl…”

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A/N: Thank you everyone for checking my post out and reading it! Like always do tell me points to improve my writing if you want to! Criticisms are welcome :D! I really wanted to fuse the Lads! With F.R.I.E.N.D.S sooooo I thought I’d write it! Hope you guys like it!

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