#freebeard

[meandhisjohn]

It's the beard folks.

The beard drives me mad.

Half of my Johnlock headcanon includes the improved Freeman.

The beard....😅😅😅

[phoenix27884]

@martinfreemanspotter look at this! I don't know if it's a new picture but it was posted yesterday:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ct4aGXxoRYA/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[probablybadrpgideas]

Captain Freebeard, the exaggerated American stereotype pirate. His peg leg is a gun and instead of a parrot he has a bald eagle perched on his shoulder. Instead of buried treasure he wants oil.

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[safedistancefrombeingsmart]

What makes you love Martin so much?

Oh hi. Thanks for the question. 😀 I kind of answered this question before here, but I thought I'd take a more visual approach this time.

His eyes

His smile

His passion for music

His pecs

His wink

His taste in fashion

His 'rudeness'

The Freetongue™

The Freebeard™

Arms!!!

Hips!

His laughter

Swearing (which I find very unattractive and annoying in other people)

His hair

Ok, I am going to stop myself here because HNNG. 🥵

Thanks for this lovely question, it was a lot of fun to answer it like this. 😀

[inevitably-johnlocked]

oh mY GOD THE FREEBEARD IS BACK!!!! Do we know what MF is filming rn that it could be attributed to? <333

Hey Nonny!

Ah, I THOUGHT he just finished Breeders but I think that just aired, or another season of Responder, but I am uncertain. I don't really follow actor careers that much anymore. Not complaining though, that beard is UHNF. We need more of it every day, hahah.

[fluffbyday-smutbynight]

Martin Freeman Appreciation Post: Freebeard

[photo credits: x . x ]

Yeah, I was bound to do this, sooner or later. The Freebeard is my secret weakness - isn't it uncanny how it manages to turn him from "handsome" to "utterly irresistible"?

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Find my other appreciation posts here: Martin Freeman lovin' his music / "Gimme more Martin please" / Black & White / Dork to Dilf Edition / Puppy to Silver Fox / Vitruvian Man / The Wink / Fashion Details / Up Close & Personal / Martin & Dogs / Snapshots / Braces *or* Suspenders

[martinmotherfckingfreeman]

Y’all gotta stop hating on the Chris-Martin responder look cuz it’s fireeee 🔥🔥

(even if I agree the swoop is superior)

[venatrix720]

Hace unos minutos he aceptado que estoy enamorada de Martin Freeman... Definitivamente.

[onthecrosslook]

I open up Google. I search for Startup. I look for gifs. I find a gif of Martin basically eating a girl’s face off. I scream. I X out and look again. I find That Shower Scene. My eyeballs start burning. Why life.

[meandhisjohn]

Time to say it out loud:))

Freebeard is one sexy thing.

[celticlady00]

Okay, so I’m working on a collage where Sherlock and John are pirates.  Sherlock didn’t turn out very good but I really like how John turned out.  Yum!

[hungry4johnlock]

Class

(Edited in Prisma)

[safedistancefrombeingsmart]

Smooth MF!

( x ) (thx @colourfulwatson )

[hikarinotaisho19]

2019/09/08

Happy Birthday Martin Freeman 🖤

[inevitably-johnlocked]

hello! i wondered if you had any new bearded! john fics for us (yes this is totally because of all the freebeard content floating around)

Hey Lovely!!

AHHHHH, THAT, I know for sure, I don't have anything new that I've read. You can check out these fics on my Beard Fics (Jun 2020 ) Masterpost for all the lists I currently have... I am open to more fics, if any of y'all got them!! Please do share!!

[fluffbyday-smutbynight]

TSK TSK. Honestly, guys?

I expected a bit more of an enthusiastic reaction to this Freebeard appreciation post.

Come on. Where all my freebitches at?

disclaimer: don't take me seriously. i'm just kidding