#chatting with nonnies

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Why do you think there's so little official LGBT Sherlock content? Even outside BBC Sherlock there's basically nothing, no tv shows or comics or books.

Like yes there's subtext but here's none that have it in plain text

It feels like every big corporation is too afraid to do it and I don't get why, especially after the success of shows with queer leads like heartstopper.

I'd love a book or tv show that was like, the original scripts of Watson's books or something, that turned out to be super queer.

Hey Nonny!

LOL there's "official" BBC Sherlock LGBT content?? Honestly had no idea, never saw any official merch on this side of the pond being explicitly for the community. The show itself, or at least the earlier seasons, felt like it was headed that way, didn't it, though?

And I feel you, I really do. I think before, though, it never blossomed above more than subtext because there was always the looming possible threat from the remaining copyright holders in the UK and the States still having a say in the remaining stories and in turn how Holmes and Watson are portrayed in said stories (even if it was just on 8 or so stories specifically), so no one really wanted to test that I guess. Now that the copyrights expired and Sherlock Holmes the entity and its stories are completely public domain, there really is no excuse anymore.

THAT SAID, I encourage you to check out Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Furtive Festivity, which is a short ACD-canon Holmes and Watson film that's explicitly queer, and it's SUPER CUTE. PLEASE GO SUPPORT IT 💜

I'm hoping that maybe, POSSIBLY the third RDJ Holmes will go that route (Jude Law scoffed at a reporter calling their relationship a bromance, that it is explicitly a romance), but I don't have much faith in the "big corporations" ever doing it like WB or Disney. But who knows, I do hope, in my lifetime, we see an explicitly queer Holmes/Watson film or show produced by a Big Name Company.

BBC Sherlock Could Have Been It, though, and they KNEW IT.

And I think that's what hurts the most about S4 for me. I dunno.

[zestys-stuff]

have you made any more ralak art we can have a sneak peek at? 🙈

Yes! I’m currently working on a few pieces 👀 it’ll take me a while tho since i have quite a filled schedule 😅 but here’s a sneak peek ❤️

[gingiesworld]

Cannibal wanda? Damnnn that is some good shit ngl but what if cannibal wanda x serial killer reader? Trying to seduce each other for specific reasons. More plot to it ig. Just my thoughts ngl👀 (just asking for some friends)

This would be a fun kind of cat and mouse with the two since they both want the other to be their next victim but who would come out on top.

The two meeting at the same club where they love to lure their victims, preferrably single and desperate makes for an easy target. But both Y/N and Wanda decide to dance before Y/N buys her a drink in hopes of making her their next canvas for their bloodied art while she is looking for her next meal and Y/N looks too good to be true.

[inevitably-ineffable-husbands]

OHHH, did you see the way Crowley talked to Gabriel? Honestly gives the scene Michael Sheen played so much more depth. I forget it was him playing Crowley who's just pretending to be the ever-kind Azzi, but actually FUMING. Hell yeah, you TELL HIM.

Also The Kiss (tm) and Azzi's pained gasp afterwards? How he still touched Crowley's back?? Do you think his (Azzi's) love language is words of affirmation or touch by the way? I saw you mentioning Crowley's in another post. Because after this series I'm CONFLICTED.

PS Your blog and metas are a DELIGHT in these turbulent times.

Hey Nonny!!

Ahhh, thank you so much for your kind words! I am so happy you enjoy my posts!! <3

OOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOD I loved the confrontation scene with Crowley and Gabriel. Michael Sheen is SO amazing as an actor! Like, that scene makes S1E6's ending SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL, because now we know how traumatized that Gabriel's threat made Crowley. He's SO PROTECTIVE of Azzie it's RIDICULOUS. And sadly it's to the point where I feel like Crowley is TOO SCARED to let Aziraphale know of anything bad happening, because Azzie is "too pure-hearted" and Crowley wants to always keep him in a bubble of protection. I think THAT got spurned on by Aziraphale's reaction the first time he thought he was going to Fall. Azzie was genuinely trying so hard not to cry. I think it was THAT moment that Crowley chose to never let "bad things" into Aziraphale's world (and when I think he started his "showing up for all Azzie's rescues") because Aziraphale is "too pure-hearted" for bad things to happen to him, so Crowley keeps him in a bubble where Azzie is safe, and happy, and things the best of everyone.

"I think I understand a whole lot better than you do," Crowley says about the job in Heaven, and it's TRUE, because Crowley has always kept Aziraphale sheltered from The Not Good Stuff.

Unfortunately, Crowley's overprotectiveness finally came to bite him, because Azzie's naïvety about Heaven is what will get him into a trouble even Crowley can't save him from...

Or so it looks like it...

As for The Kiss, OMG. Nonny. YES, I actually mention in this post here what I think Azzie's love languages are: quality time, initially, but that, over the years they've known each other has morphed also into physical touch. AND now that you mention it, yes, words of affirmation as well! And while he generally does display all the love languages with everyone (he is a being made of love, after all), he's MORE blatant about it with Crowley, specifically with those three. I feel like, by the end of S3, both of them will display all five of them to each other, without hesitation.

As I said before, Crowley's is more pronounced BECAUSE he's very devoted to giving Azzie anything he wants without hesitation. Azzie's love languages are more subtle, but VERY VERY noticeable if you know which ones to look for.

GOD I love them so much, I want to eat my clown shoes, LOL.

[gholateg]

if you're older than me why do you post like a 13 year old who just discovered what libertarian is?

Because everyone else is typing like a 13 year old who just found out about communism, and I'm my own man baby.

[starsarefire824]

Just one look at the Bylers most vocal about sexual things involving Mike and Will then it’s clear. most of them are adults. and all the ones that like men i assure you are projecting. you Bylers are attracted to Finn and not hiding it at all. you want to imagine your celebrity crush in scenarios like these because you want to sleep with Finn! idiots all of you. hosegate believers admit your attraction to Finn. but stop talking about underage characters in sexual ways because the actor is an adult that you want to bang! a post i saw on here obsessing over his hands what is wrong with you Bylers he is trash at acting Finn is the worst of the cast no emotion just flatly delivering lines and ruining scenes by his lack of talent what an incompetent loser

Woah woah woah. Let me make this perfectly clear. The only peeps I’d want to fuck from ST is David Harbour and Winona Ryder…a little Jopper sandwich if you get what I’m putting down.

Ok ok ok so maybe some Karen and Jamie Campbell Bower too. 😌

I think we can disagree on Finn’s acting that’s fine he’s not everyone’s cup of tea.

And yeah dude is pretty. I’m not fucking blind. He’s is aesthetics i like in men for sure. With the hair and the eyes and the nose. But bro ain’t done yet. I can assure you with my whole chest that i have no interest in fucking an uncooked little dude. No thanks!

But I am glad you got to vent your frustrations in my inbox anon. Do you feel better?

Also, guess what anon?!! teenagers (that interested in sex)have sex, think about sex, have orgasms, and masturbate. 😧😧

And they do it fucking often.

You know how I know? Cause I was one. I’m sorry if that bothers you, and I am not sure who allowed this younger generation to become so puritanical and ashamed of their sexuality, desires, and bodies, but I truly feel sorry for all of you.

Happy holidays!

[mrs-hudsons-blog]

How old are you, if I may ask? Are you still open for a suitor... Even if I am not a male, but a female? I am 22 years old, by the way, but age is just a number after all, right?

Oh, dear! I could be your grandmother, child! :-O

[lateatnewyork]

your luke/charlie fics are sooooo good you literally keep me fed with your posting omg

ur so sweet 💕 but i have to admit i saw the shortage of smau fics with charlie/ luke and literally was like so sad. i’m rlly happy u liked it cos i’ve never written smaus in my life 😭

[endlessthxxghts]

androgynous tuna

Well hello 👋🏼

I have to make this my username for whatever account I need to make next lmaaoooooo 😭

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Saw the FTH informational post and needed to confess… for years of seeing the name here and there across fandom spaces I’ve thought it was called ‘Fandoms Trump Hates’, as in ‘we’re so queer That Motherfucker would combust on the spot if he were to see what we’re creating, biblical angel-style’

(referencing this post)

ASDFKLHJASKDFHKLADFHALFHD

I MEEEEEEAN......

If the boot fits 🤣

[zestys-stuff]

HIIII!! I’m genuinely wondering after seeing that one such goddamn gorgeous artwork of Ralak standing in front of reader(?) or whoever it was? One of the forest na’vi’s at least, I’m guessing, cause they were the usual dark blue lmao. But omg the reader(?????) had such gorgeous coral looking accessory(I genuinely don’t know what it’s called, but anyway) and I can’t get over it.. But the HEIGHT difference in that piece? Gauh DAUM, anyways back to the point because I got off track..

I’m just wondering, how tall is Ralak??? Im not sure if you’ve said it somewhere but im genuinely curious, and im also curious as to about how tall the reader/ the person together with Ralak is???

If you don’t know what I’m talking about then it’s this, — https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeJUb9gL/ . Second picture in the slideshow cause omfg.. how tall is this MAN? I newly found your account and the art and RALAK and I am obsessed

Hi sweets! ❤️❤️❤️ Ahhh thank you so much for the love! I’m super happy to see you like! Also Welcome✨✨✨Hope you enjoy your stay hehe💕

Back to the Ralak matter, I don’t really have a chart with the hight difference between him and the forest na’vi reader but what i do have is a chart with the height difference between him and a human :3

Here’s Ralak’s height and therefore the forest na’vi should be aroundddd… 6’10? I suppose

Anywayysss, something like that💕 I hope this helps and thank you again for the sweet words✨you made my day, pookie

Kisses💋

[gingiesworld]

Are you not a fan of Lizzie anymore or are you just not crushing so hard on her anymore?

I am still a huge fan of Lizzie, she will always be one of my all time fave actresses but I now have a girlfriend who I have fallen so hard for it's fucking unreal dude, so I haven't really had the urge to write but i do intend to finish my ongoing fics and asks before I finish writing fanfic altogether dude.

Hope you have a boss day

[inevitably-ineffable-husbands]

Omg, Crowley told Gabriel he was there for the execution and not Aziraphale. So he knows he can still be killed with hellfire. I hope Gabe stays away... 👀😵🙈

Hey Nonny!!

YEAH, but I honestly think we're done with Gabriel and Beez... I think they'll show up to the AziraCrow wedding at their cottage in Sussex as a cameo in the final episode (that's my headcanon, anyway), and as much as I LOVED Jon Hamm this season, I think his story is done now.

Gabriel seems pretty interested in staying away from everyone except with Beez <3

[bitetheriskyrose]

I can't resist a dare, what are your kinks?

OH LAWD I forgot I said that. I really need to stay off tumblr when I'm first up in the morning and overconfident in my ability to confidently talk about my sexual side. Whelp. Heeeeeeere we go anyway!!!! (I kinda wanna see how long the list gets mwahaha)

Praise kink 'cause duh

Found out this year I am an appreciator of degredation to a degree

Casual day to day and slightly hardcore dominance

CNC with nonverbal safe signals

Oral fixation (hence the nonverbal signals)

Certain types of bondage, not a fan of swings, but getting my hands tied behind my back or to the bed posts is a must try at least once.

Breeding. Must I explain.

Very very light exhibitionism

BDSM, though humiliation isn't a huge turn on for me. I feel that humiliation and just giving me the choice to do something slightly embarrassing for a "reward" is different (e.g. saying something quite dirty that I'm wayyyy too shy to say is fine, you degrading me is fine but having me say non-sexual degrading things about myself is a no no)

I'm quite a big fan of marking. Seeing bruises on my skin has me feeling some type of way.

I adore possessiveness, but I feel it can get hypocritical very quickly so I'd rather the absence of it than have both of those together.

Very slight breath play, mostly prefer choking

Orgasm denial/forced edging

Overstimulation

Now, I do not have that kink where you try to feed someone so much they gain weight. I think it plays into my oral fixation honestly. I just love having people feed me directly sometimes. It feels intimate and full of love whilst showing I've submitted complete control.

I honestly think I'm more of a switch leaning person than a full on submissive. I haven't really explored it as I've not had the opportunity to, but I definitely have desires/fantasies that are more dominant leaning than my usual pleasure fodder.

Free use- offset of CNC

Primal play? I think that's what it's called. Basically if you played a very high stakes game of hide and seek with me in a very thick patch of woods I would not become a recognisable person.

SOMNOPHILIA. HOW COULD I FORGET HER.

Brat taming. Though I'm not the best actress.

Lactation kink. my deep dark secret you didn't see this.

Did I mention praise

Double penetrations, like spit roasting, but with a dildo you can stick to things. I'm not big on sharing or being shared in reality.

I go through phases of adoring the thought of getting kidnapped into the woods, and then sometimes it's a hard no. Probably one of the things I would agree to but it would be tentative and the safe word being used is quite likely.

I don't know if forced reading is considered a kink but trying to read something while other things are happening is a big oofta moment for me

I guess CNC/BDSM already implies it, but rough sex on the whole gets me going quite easily.

I am also a fan of just vanilla stuff! More often than not it's very relaxed scenarios that I get off to since I'm usually trying to help myself sleep.

Most of all, and this is the only requirement, I need banter. The idea of being "beaten" or matched mentally and made to feel like an equal/maybe even a bit less smart than my partner is such a turn on for me. Which sounds ridiculous because I can't word it properly. Basically, though it sounds so conceited, I always feel like I'm 10 steps ahead of people. I like being challenged, and being praised for "winning" any sort of game is equally as arousing as being degraded for not getting it. Everyone's always blowing smoke up my ass about how smart I am, and I have a very hard time believing it. If I've entered into some sort of D/s partnership, it's because I've given complete trust over and I'm going to believe most anything you say. If you say I'm smart, I'm such a good smart girl! If you say what a dumb little whore I am for getting it wrong, I must be just a desperate and silly girl who couldn't focus enough to actually try and beat you

This has gotten ridiculously long and the likelihood of anyone actually having made it to these words is so slim I feel silly.

[dommelovelovely]

sorry if this is rude, but would you be comfortable sharing how old you are?

I'm in my 40's, nonnie.

[mrs-hudsons-blog]

*Grabs you from behind and holds a sharp knife to your throat* You're just like all the other old hags! And there I thought, you were special and could at least solve a easy little fucking riddle like this!

GOOD HEAVENS?!

Thanks to this rude person, thinking they can anonymously harass me, I will be turning off anonymous asks.

I have received a lot of inappropriate asks lately, but this was just the cherry on top.

It hurts me that other lovely people who just wanted a nice little chat, have this opportunity taken away, and for this I am sorry. I am not sorry to take care of myself, however.

And, darling. Don't think simply because I am an "old hag" I will let you treat me this way! I believe I have a bunch of people behind my back and each one could take you down with their pinky finger ( @consult-sherlockholmes @consultjohnwatson @atamh @di-greglestrade let alone myself!)