#free cheese

[therecipelibrary]

So I get an email a few weeks ago from Tillamook, apparently years ago I had asked on their website if they could please considering making a havarti style cheese.

I might love cheese, just a bit.

I've been an avid admirer of them since I was a small thing in Alaska, in a rural town with one grocery store that carried mostly, yes Tillamook. This love followed me down the west coast and to every place I have ever lived, though it is harder to come by here.

Anyway, so I think great, they emailed me to alert me that this product is available so I can go forth and purchase it.

Oh no.

Not only did they keep insanely good records from what must be millions of submissions, they tell me I submitted in 2015, 8 years ago?! And I had forgotten by now. Of course. Not only do they want to tell me this cheese exists, they want to send me some.

I think great. I'm getting a coupon for free cheese and proceed to perform a not so short dance of getting all the cheese.

They ask for my address and tell me it will arrive within ten days, it does not.

I wait for 2 long weeks, checking every letter. It does not come. I give up all hope, assuming perhaps it was a scam or a fever dream.

Until today.

I received a full sized cooler box with not one but four packets of havarti cheese. To say I am in cheese heaven is an understatement.

I love it, what other company would ever? They not only exceeded, but shattered every expectation.

(If you haven't made a trip to their factory near the oregon coast, let me just say it is pure magic.)

And yes it is delicious, and it melts very, very well and I dearly hope I can find more to buy eventually because I am hooked.

Not that I wasn't before, I almost always have some of their cheddar on hand. If you haven't tried their cheese, you should, and if you have an idea for them, well, it might just pan out in copious amounts of free cheese.

[nowlander]

Hello, saw your post about art galleries and cheese cubes and I'm wondering where/how I can find new artist exhibitions to attend for free?

Always happy to answer this.

What has worked for me boyh in Mexico and the USA is to search for cultural centers and art galleries (separately) in the facebook search bar. You can filter the ones closest to you or specify your town. It always amazes me how many turn out for the size of the town!

Whether in USA or Mexico, it doesn't have to be a big city. Smaller places basically always have their own galleries nobody knows about. If you do live in a big city, you may wanna give a chance to places with fewer likes, where the most struggling artists will be (totally check out all, free cheese is free cheese! just if the exhibition has names like Yoko Ono or Jeff Koons ...I wouldn't know how to behave there).

So I just follow them all and that way I get a heads up before inaugurations.

Not gonna lie, sometimes it gets annoying to see multiple posts from the same exhibition every day, or to have facebook algorithn sending you ads from the pages you are following to remind you at what time they open (I'm already following, you don't need to keep showing me the same product facebook!).

Also you could pass by your local university from time to time and check the notice board, particularly if the uni has any career related to arts.

Good luck!

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[newoldaccount]

It's April Fool's Day, but I'm not good at elaborate pranks. Here's an old fashioned box trap meme instead. Look there's free cheese! Go get it!

[thepopoptic]

Andy Drops Truth Bomb #theandygriffithshow #mayberry #classictv #shorts

[yu-gi-oh-posts]

oh sweet free cheese

Behold my magnum opus

[vial-of-bane]

I have been so lazy about drawing for the past few days, but this idea was wondering around in my brain again at 6:00 AM and I just had to snatch it. It's so dumb, I love it. -

[kronehaze]

Cookies am I right?

[invitainvidia]

[limbcom]

créme de la créme aftermath...

i refuse to believe that either one of them would leave each other after winning. they're friends, the winner would soo pull the other so they'd hold hands and stand atop the 1st place podium together. like

it's real it's canon trust me i'm pure vanilla's hat

[milkywayes]

interspecies awkwardness for breakfast a.k.a. 'I can't believe I made a comic'

[sweetoothgirl]

Ultra Creamy Baked Peanut Butter Cookie Dough Cheesecake (Vegan & Dairy Free)

[fattributes]

Crispy Oven Baked Potato Skins

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

G1 Blurr

[fullcravings]

Super Creamy White Chocolate Cheesecake (Gluten Free Option)

[snoffart]

Everyone's favorite fairy Peri!! 💜✨