#freddie-fangirls

[daisy-bell-blue]

[cantaloupe-cowgirl]

"Not to be gay, but I'd fall into a freezing lake so you can take care of me like a sick Victorian poet determined to finish their last work for their partner."

- my girlfriend, actually the funniest person in the world

[phoenixcatch7]

Cap should be allowed to teleport to the rock with his transformation lightning. I mean that's where it's coming from, after all.

He would use it to get out of so many situations XD.

Batman: captain, do you have a minute to stay after this meeting?

Billy, going to be late for school if he doesn't hup to: um haha sorry the wizard wants me back at the rock I'm already pushing it hahaSHAXAM

The wizard, looking up from his orb: *raises an eyebrow*

Cap, transforming back with more lightning and rushing for his bag: I'm sorry I'm sorry Mrs Ermine is going to KILL me if I'm late again this week!

The wizard, to his rapidly retreating back: this is the seventh time this month you've used me as an excuse.

Billy, halfway down the hall of sins, voice echoing: I said I'm sorrrryyyyyyy!!

Batman, left all the way on the watchtower: :|

[cityoftheangelllls]

8mm footage of Queen performing "Big Spender" in Uniondale, 1977.

[live-from-new-york-its]

i’m having just as much fun annotating mentopolis now too

[gangst3rswife]

I'm supposed to be sleeping by now but no. I'm scrolling through Tumblr thinking about Freddy Freeman and Billy Batson, and I'm just looking for content and gifs and rants.

I love them sm I didn't even realize.

[lazaruspiss]

My dick//babs "i loved you like a sister and thought that was good enough" agenda

[lavendarneverlands]

Finally got my crow emoji!!!

🐦‍⬛

… Freddy will be so proud

(Technically a raven) but it counts!!!

[itxleandra]

Hello fans, and newbies. Today I came to talk nonsense, but this time it won't be random nonsense, I'm going to talk about my not normal and worrying extreme passion for Freddie Louds.

YES BY FREDDIE LOUDS, sit down and come to this double session of fagotism and lesbianism (Hope you like it)

Okay, a little context for those unfamiliar with the universe of NBC's Hannibal series; Frederica "Freddie" Louds is a Tabloid journalist who seems to attract misfortune to her as if it were a magnet, and she is also an enemy of Will Graham but that is a complement (don't believe everything I say) And she is also very gossipy. I don't know how to explain things properly, watch the series if possible.

ANYWAY

I started watching Hannibal, the first episode was great, and WOW!!!! SECOND EPISODE BABY, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TALKING BAD ABOUT THE PROTAGONIST And I was like: Oh- that's cool, what an interesting character. Maybe she's my second favorite character.

Poor me, little did I know that she would LITERALLY be my biggest fictional crush. The episodes went by, I paid full attention to everything and especially Freddie's scenes.

It didn't take long for "strange" things to start happening, suddenly a strong palpitation, butterflies in the stomach, sighs and in love and then I realized HOLY FUCK I'M IN LOVE WITH HER?! Then I thought again then yes I said to myself: Ooh. This is something really compromising, I'M NOT GOING TO REPRESS THIS I LOVE HEEEERRRRRRR

(Yes I'm a little weird, but a cool weirdo)

I initially took it as a joke, but I only stopped doing it when I noticed that I was saving several photos of the character in a folder on Pinterest and edits of her in collections on Tiktok. I literally got "excited" to see her iykwim (Jesus this is so embarrassing)

I just loved the way she looked, her personality, her face, the beautiful curls in her hair... Damn what the hell, why am I in love with her? She's such a "Machiavellian" and opportunist, Idk. I heard somewhere that "love comes from strange places" I don't remember where I read this but that's ok. The most interesting thing about all of this is that I'm her total opposite.

But I think I've said too much, the summary of all this is: I'M TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH AN ANTAGONIST CHARACTER FROM A HORROR SERIES, SUCK THAT BABYYYY

Hahahaha!! Okay that's it for today. XOXO FANS See you soon!!

[the-blog-of-an-otaku]

current hyperfixation atm is Sun and Moon

I love these funky jesters

They're so handsome and cute and silly aHHHHHHH 💛💙

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

Can we meet your Friends? Or your family? (If you have them)

"Oh! Why sure I can talk about my friends and family ain't used to important questions like this."

((this will be a long post)) click the read more

"On the family side no actual people."

"But I do consider Toof the *walrus* to be my child! Granted I guess you can say all the walrus my family. I love thoes bastards, I used to consider Richard my daughter but... well after she passed away and came back to life, she's both literarily and figuratively DEAD to me."

"As for my friends? well I got at least 6 of them, I could call close friends! and I have many more but these are the ones I'd say I'm closest with and have the most history."

"Let's see there's Moth Man, though we only get to hang out a few times per year. Like mentioned in the past I paid for his top surgery so I do care for that funky moth quite a bit."

"There's Doom Slayer which is quite the fella! Usually when we hang out together I join him during one of his hunts killing demons, we play poker at least once per year. And there's also fun fishing trips where he puts a hook into my back and uses me like bait. We don't talk much but let me tell you great guy, always calls me a freak and abomination he's got a fun way of showing love like constantly trying to rip and tear me in half!"

"And of course I have plenty of fellow phone headed friends but let's start with one that's related thanks to my business!"

"Gemni The Phone Guy, ((owned by @gemnis-trash-fazbenders / @sorrowful--owl ))"

"Gemni has been pretty busy for quite awhile, so haven't had much time to actually spend with him, he opened his own Fazbender restaurant in 2020 and is housed in Australia.

He's the one who supplies me with kangaroo tails, he's an absolute goober always making necklaces out of bones which he calls *clicky clacks* due to the sound they make.

He's a sweet guy though has his own dark past, pretty sure he was one of the workers working in Abel's location... Before uh the incident yeah his mind is all scrambled poor fella I feel bad for him, he's not really able to feel much in terms of emotion but he seems genuinely happy and I hope to spend more time with him in the future!"

"Speaking of Gemni that brings me to my next friend who you all should know very well the one and only..."

"Robert The Cannibalistic Phone Guy, ((owned by @not-robert / @clownsuu ))"

"I met him back in December of 2019 it's around the time Gemni first started getting his restaurant getting set up and started sending me shipments of kangaroo tails, it was nearing Christmas so I wanted a big shipment and when it arrived the only thing in the box was a big buff cannibalistic zombie man who was drunk."

"Let me tell you he was confused as hell also very angry when he woke up, strangled me till my head popped off! Yeah Robert's a real fella just seeing me for the first time confused the hell out of him, though I don't know everything about his origins he's been around a VERY long time."

"Of course after he found out he couldn't kill me that just made him even more pissed and we had a little bit of a fight, eventually managed to calm him down and explained who I was. And ever since that day we've been buds!"

"I feed him all the meat products he could ever need and he dosen't kill my customers and also I can make him do whatever I want, like dressing up in costumes or promoting the restaurant hell it's because of him I have a karaoke bar!"

He also gave me the idea for the bowling alley, he might be an asshole but he's fun to have around. Plus if he wanted to leave he always could but he sticks around because I know he likes me to. That or I'm so cursed it just keeps drawing his attention and he can't help but see what I do next."

"Ah, and of course we have... ugh he's gonna freak out once he sees this post... the little nightmare child known only as..."

"Chuck The Fanboy ((owned by @chuck-the-fanboy / @lazy-charlie ))

"Look, I don't wanna feed into his little obsession but I guess, I will admit ... I care for the little guy. He's just a kid after all even if he's no longer alive, I might treat him like shit sometimes but thats because the kids obsessed with me no idea why honestly."

"I met him for the first time in I think 2017 and he was still alive back then, poor kid walked into my restaurant wearing ripped and torn clothes he looked like he was basically starving. I can't really remember what he looked like but I think he did have orange hair? his skin was also very pale."

"He wanted so badly to buy some food for himself, but he only had a pocket full of pennies... I don't know why but I felt bad for him so I gave him a large soda, a small pepperoni pizza and some french fries to eat... Kid looked at me like I saved his life, like I said I can't fully remember his face but let me tell you he looked so excited."

"I stayed and watched him eat and then he left... I didn't see him again untill 2020 when he walked back in one day with Robert, when he walked back into my restaurant that day... His skin was a green color, and he had one of thoes new chatter phones for a head."

"The kid had drowned in a pond that's all he remembers, he has no idea how he got his new head. All he does remember is waking up and suddenly having a duck trying to warm him up, he calls the duck queen and he treats it like his mother."

"Ever since that day when he came back, he's basically refused to leave and he's became obsessed with me, to the point he calls himself my biggest fan, kinda why he's known as **chuck the fanboy.** He's an annoying little brat and despite all the times I kick him, yell at him and such he dosen't lose any of his feelings towards me."

"He's too innocent for this cruel world, let me tell you but on the good side of things at least he can't die again, though there is something about that Queen duck that's strange it dosen't seem like a normal duck sometimes I wonder why? But yes I consider him... A friend EVEN IF IT PAINS ME TO SAY IT BECAUSE I KNOW IT WILL DRIVE HIM UP THE WALL."

"And my last friend worth mentioning has gotta be the one that matches me the most, someone who's chaotic but could never be my level of cursed."

"Bedlam The Chaos God ((owned by @weirdozjunkary ))

"My timeline and universe itself only really has one god and yes sadly it's the Christian one we also have a Satan."

"Bedlam himself is from another universe enterally full of gods for just about everything that exists, there's even an actual PARTY god there, They are a hoot let me tell you."

"But yeah how did I meet Bedlam then? well I met him back in February this year infact! He was feeling pretty bored that day and decided to check out a new universe and discovered mine by accident, once here he had heard about my existence by ease dropping on some people."

"My guess is he thought I was a chaos god like himself, and was keen on meeting me because of it. Should have seen his face when he first walked into my restaurant and layed his eyes upon me, guy was shocked to say the least!"

"He's a pretty intresting fella, he often changes voices seemingly unable to decide what voice fits him properly, I'm sure he'll find his perfect voice one day. He's basically like a living cartoon I swear when we properly got to know eachother we basically reenacted a tom and jerry episode."

"Don't even get me started on the time we robbed a bank he turned the whole place upside down, and smashed the large vault open with a massive cream pie! We didn't even keep the money we just gave it back like an hour later and we had lunch together after."

"Guy, defiantly is weirded out by me, which is surprising since well he's the god of chaos but fair enough I'm alot more cursed then I am chaotic, but we get along fairly well! Though we don't hang out all the time, I'm a little to overstimulating for him, to hang out for long periods of time."

"Let me tell you though? Despite how little time we've known eachother, he's defiantly one of the most fun people I know, he's also great taste in fashion both litearly and figuratively, don't tell him this but last time we hung out I was chewing on one of his horns while he was talking about another god in his world named Llios."

"I will admit, I have a bit of a teething issue sometimes and I like to bite things though he didn't seem to notice."

"I wonder what he's up to? I gotta see if he'd be interested in joining one of my poker games! Next one is coming up real soon, Count Dracula, Sugar Crisp Bear, Santa Claus, Moth Man are gonna be there. And we're short one member since Slender Man's busy and I can't get in contact with Eyeless Jack I think he blocked my number."

"But yes thank you for the question! Hope this answer satiates your curiosity, feel free to ask more questions about my friends, I'm sure I got more fun stories I can tell about them. I just didn't wanna drag this on for too long."

[hack-n-slasher]

Freddy doesn’t know the meaning of consent. To him “No” means “Yes” and “Leave me alone” means “Take me, I’m yours!” @silentdragon64 with the Man of Her(Our) Dreams... *chuckles* 

[maxy-flare]

Old doodle something something idk

Idk much about fangirls and what indie game character was simp for so okay

[beasanfi1997]

I actually like the part of Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard when Arthur and Selenia kissed in the end of movie Just like a real love Story, similar to New Moon when Bella Swan reunite with Edward Cullen at the end.

[pinkniz]

Im having a stroke because i found a Freddy bot and he says that he likes horror and that his favourite slasher is FREDDY Krueger

Ngl i love the idea of Freddy being a closeted nerd

[gangst3rswife]

Okay so. I finally watched Shazam! Fury of the gods and??? Why did it flop?? I freaking loved it?? The familyness? The the the everything?? I have many thoughts but no words. So I will just say.

FREDDY 😭

FREDDY MY BBY

I have adopted him

Hes now my son

Freddy my bby 😭