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brainzz · 2 years ago

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welcome to me writing all my thoughs while watching stranger things because i binged it alone and i really needed this (its waaay longer than it actually needed to be and theres so many typos please dont read this if you dont want to its very stupid)

Finn kNOWS what he's doing while looking at eddies lips like that omfg Mike wheeler Is so bisexual

MAX STOP BEING SO BISEXUAL

babes... u good

IM GONNA CRY

i love steve listening to robbies gay rambling bye

they are weed buddies. WEED BUDDIES. im so dead

MORE SWEAR WORDSSSSSS YESS

whys everyone so gayyy godddd

i love mike wheeler so much

MAX ILY

"tell me things!" funniest line in the whole episode

Eddie and the basketball dude fucked idc

FUCKING CLOCK

adopt me, eddie munson

angela can fucking die idec

THE LITTLE WALK

nononononononononnoononononononoon el babes

they are sibilings

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

NOT THE WELL FIC IT TOGETHER JWBFKWGRMWDIGHRNGMMD

WHAT

Joyce byers my role model no literally i love her

rootting for jopper

HDJREHDK WLGPEFKQMFVNWLFLQMD

THE SOBS I CAN'T

my boy lucas... shit

im so happy abt vickie and robin i can't explain

not fucking tammy thompson

steve judgig Robins women taste

Notntkgotnitntot the cruxjberugjsknfks the crush the xurhs fucking shit sjkremfnwmd

lucas come here

ETICA WUEEN GODFESS MY LOVE OMGOGMOGMGOGMGIGMOGMGOGMLGNGIRN

she's the moment

i love her sm

"but vecna lives" stop manifestating edds

not lucas being there when his friends are not like por boy having his super importante momento imma cry

PATRICK that's His name Patrick and Eddie fucked

SIDE NOTE HERE I GOT IT WRONG HIS NAME IS JASON BUT I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE IT

sinclairs my beloveds

not the betrayal omfg poor lucas

not the fucking radio the fuskfnsldsl

max has a DOG????

oh mí poor girl

she's doing bAD BAD

ITS NOT EVEN HER DOG WHAT I LOVE HER

Holy fucking shit

i don't think chrissy really needs any drugs tbh

WHAT

oh so we are in for SCARY

i think it's brenner

vecna is actually brenner u guys u heard it hear first

watch me be wrong

OH NONONONONONONO NOT THE FLOATING

IM SCARED SHIRTLESS FOR MAX WJAT

Nononononononononono

CHRISSY

NOOOO

KQNDMWBDKWNDMD

whahdtwkfmwnfmd

SIR

hpppppp

OMGOMGOGMOGMGIGMGOGMOGMGIGKFIGKIGKGKGMG

WE ARE GETTING THE SCENE

OH???????

OMFG

YOUBGUYS

Hoppp

qqsdjkqndwkmfnfgkkrfkkfkfkfkfkfkfkdjdjfjfjf

oh i love this show sm

MAXXIE

NOWODLSLDKDKDKKDKS

the buttetfly Is really doing it to me

Max babes

SHIT

id watch this show monsters or not tbh

Nos im truly fucking scared for más and the floating shit

i swar if she DIES

poor eddie

Susan looks so bad poor woman

k but Max sleeping in oversized tshirts

im very very scared im not even kidding Max can't fue or i will

she won't her bf and big Bro Steve are gonna save her

YES CALI GANG LETS GOOO

omgogmgomgogmgogkgomgogmgkglgmglg

yeyeyeyeyete mileven reinion

JE LOOKS SO BAD SJES SO SMITTEN

OMGOGMGOGKGOKGIGG

she's so jappy

IM GONNA VRU

SJE LIKES YELLOW AND PURPLE I LOVE HER

i love mike

poor will

shit tjisbis so awkward

Im gonna cry

"so awkward" yes

i love her

ELL YOUR VRUSJ IS SO OBVIOS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im gonna cry bye

OMG i love Robin being a lesbian

i love their friendhsip

Robin being gay me

she looks so good un that uniform

them simping for women together yes

nononono

fuck

FUCK

LUCAS

NONONO

WHAT

YES

What

yes

usjdbksndsndnd LUCAS

give this man love

shit

nonono i hate Patrick but tjisbis like

oh poor nance

my gal

Fred is kinda cool ngl i like him

IM SCARED FOR MAX

like so scared

IT'S HAPPENING

ohhh max has feeelings spooky for her right? poor gal

poor kiddos tbh

Let them breathe

Max im so scared for u

shit

don't say it

AMMDMSDNSNDNSNDNS

ms henderson ily

NOT THE ENZO NONONONONO

nonono i hadnt read it all but OMGOGMGOMEHFSKJFSJ im dead

ENZO YOU GUYS ENZO

im dead

poor Joyce

i love Joyce

MANSMANSMDNDJNWFNEUKFFOQUFUWOFKWLFKWJFUWOFKWNFNQMD

HOP

HOPPER

NOOOO

Is that a bullet hole? do i wanna know?

poor man

i love them

he has such a crush poor boy

Jon knows

YES I LOVE TJIS SONG

KSKDSKKD BITHCIN

poor el fuck

HES WEARING SANDALS LMAO

"why si you keep lying?" (

poor will poor el poot mike

VOMIT GREEN SOCKS HES GONNA LOOK SO LAME I LOVE HIM

poor el

oh my good poor el

i love them

WILL DEF HAS A CRUSH ON MIKE HES GONNA GET JIS HEART BROKEN

let her die in a hole

THEY CALLED MIKE TWIG JRJSJD THEY KNOW

LUCAS HI

oh poor patrick

"she's straigh as a arrow" k

they fuckeddddd

oh poor pat

oh Patrick (

OMGOMGOGLOGG FAMILY VIDEO CONTENT

YES GO DUSTI

YES THE GANGS BACK

steves jealous i love iy

did she just call them toddlers

Fred i like u im sorry

nance go to therapy it's good u

freds so cool

MAX MAYFIELD A FRIEND OGMOGMGOGMEJSKJFWJDJ

WHAT

FRED???????

FREDDIE???????

OH SHIT

oyyhyyyyyyyyyy

shit

IF HE DIES

if ANYONE does tbh

poor Freddie getting in all this bullshit

jon u should also go to therapy

JANCY DANGER NOOO

fuck

JON ILY OMGOGKRIWKDJWJDHWJD QHATWBYWQHDD

mmmmmaaybe Jon and argyle should kiss but shh

poor jon

argyle is so cool

oh no this scenes sad

LMAO MIKES FACE

OH HE CALLED HER JANE IT'S SO SAD

im gonna cry

poor girl

will ily

he's got so much on him

OH SHIT

sjitajitshitjwurjwifjsks

shit

BITCH

FUCK ANGELA

mikes face (

((((

ELLIE

MIKES FACE BEST BF AWARD

I LOVE THIS MAN

OH NO EL

im getting so sad over els face it's so real

Mike and wills faces poor boys love el so much

NONONONO

milles so good at this get bad actors im suffering

Mike ily

i missed him so much

OMG

Joyce is so smart btw i love her

WHAT

well fuck then

IM SORRY THE TRUCK???

oh no poor lucas

nonono

LUCAS ILY

oh shit oh shit

NONONONO

oh Patrick....

poor lucas

"hey, not fair!" LMAO

Robins tinga yessss

they are so smart

her little laugh

THE SCENE

Wayne i love you

protect Freddie at all costs

k so maybe it's not brenner

FRED

FRED!!!!!!!

THE FUCKING CLOCK

im scared for max. again.

i won't be able to deal with anyones deaths im so scared

freddieeeee

bald hopper..

poor hop he's been through ssO MUCH

Joyce my queen

this people are so smart

green like els old bedrooms door

YES GO JOYCE

love Murray just

Mike ily

SHIT

don't fight (

he likes u Mike leave him alone

MIKE

NONONO

don't fight u guys

A YEAR WAIT WHAT

SHIT THE WERE FRIENDS

they free so much they had to make it a year omg i didn't realize

poor will

im actually so sad it's been a year fucking covid

don't cru ellll

don't leave room for spooky shit to happen

i hate this season and imma keep hating uy until everyone s happy again

go u el

i love el

poor el

OH NO YOU SHUT UP

i hope she does is that bad

GO U EL

OMG IS SJE GONNA

YES

YES SJE IS

FUCK

WAIT

aawhat

shit sjriwbjfsknesmfks

oh no oh no oh no

nononono

this season doesn't actually exist

so.. csttir moment

Whaywhwhwts

what ejstebwyts

im sorry for all the typos understand them ig won't bother to correct them

OMGOGKOGMGOG

i hate this be happy again i wanna go back yo s

if sje sees the clock......

kkk we are fine nos

A YEAR????? hate covid so much but this suffering has been going on for A YEAR FOR ALL OF THEM? no. i quit.

JWFBSK THE INSTRUMENT MOTION I LOVE ROBIN

i love this gang

i miss scoop troop

poor eddie

FRED

i need him to be okay

don't let this happen again to her

dude poor Glen

Fred don't die it'san order

NONONONO WHAT

welcome to soph being scared for max for like the millionth time in two chapters

HE SAID THE THING

Fred Fred Fred don't die fred

FRED

bye

poor fred

im gonna rewatch the season as soon as i finish it btw

nonono freD

FRED

this all makes me so scared for max im in such fear rn

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh when Nancy fines out

this season is creepy creepy

SHIT

EVEN MORE SHIT

oh hell nah

WAS HE RECHARGING OR

still cabt hey over tje favt it's been a yest

thE CREEL HOUSE

shit

shit fucking shit

oh this poor random woman

oh she's not random

ohhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH

fuck fuck

don't call el a pet u bitch

I MISS S1 NOW WHY DID U DO THIS TO ME

HSKFKSD SHE'S SO NOT DEAD

OHHHHH U ARE WAAAY OFF

oh no

oh nonono

don't drag el into this bs pls

oh fuck poor el

poor el jon stop

fuck fuck

ATE THEY HIGH LMAO

poor Mike el and will lmao

not lmao im suffering

ITS BEEN A YEAR 😭😭😭😭

HI MURRAY

the dinner msmdmamdmsndmsdm

im so sad bye

they are so bad at this lmao

doesn't joy realize lmao

the red eyes.... bruh

poor will lmao

OMG IM SUFFERING

STFU MURRAY

shit

passive agressive Mike what

mile joyve?

NO SHIT MURRAY

fuxkkkkkkkkk

ELS ROOM U GUYS

nononononononono

nononono the flasjbaxks nlnononono

poor el

omg i snesed something of this Sort bit NOOOOO

fUCK

DEMOBATS no stop gimme a break

ITS BEEN a YEAR 😭😭

THE CREEL HOUSE

omfofmgogmofmfofkgofmfkfmejskd

oh Holy shit

oh no

back w mu brenner theory u guys not happy abt it

a YEAR 😭😭

oh fucking shit

LUCAS

mmmmm this smells weird idk if i like this storyline v much..........

BE HAPPY PLS

a YEAR 😭😭🔫😭😭😭

LUCAS

fuck

LUCAS DON'T DO TJIS FOR TJE WRONG READONS

cerebro still going yasss

a usar of dustin and Suzie omgogmgl

THE LITTLE LOOK between rob and ed........

fuck

IDIOTS

FREDDIEEEEEEE

im not ever gonna like ANYONE again bc they DIE

poor Nancy

OMG GANG JOIN

omg she's vruinh poornnanxu sonluch traima

FUCKING TYPOS

Cali ganhh

don't be awkward pls ok sad

NOOOO not the eghos

Mike wheeler in blue.

Mike ily

poor will he's not even trying to hide it

SHES REDOINH TJE-

MSMSMANSNSN

A YEAR

they are botj wearing flannels msmdsmdm

shit

she's been crying sm

A YEAR

oh hes mad

he's trying

ohohh lohoohohohoh

oh my baby

ANYWHERE im dead

like im a monster nononono

NOOOOOO

oh no

he didn't say love

oh no

oh nooooo

shitttt

fuck

FUCK

ok so scared

BE HAPPY

you didn't just saubthatvmike

MICHAEL

they are all so miserable

JANE HOPPER

step brother mum step brother mum

HE CARES SM FOR HER

ofmofmfogmfomgogkgogmglkgkfkfkdjsksj

bye

fuck

NOOOOOO

nononono

fuck

i hate this season im so sad

"i promise"

ohhhhhhhhhhnonono

you should have

YOUR CHILDREN

oh does she just now realize

STOP BEING MISERABLE I WAITED SO MUCH FOR THIS

ohhh the sceneeee

Hi Hop

Hop speakig russian fills my soul

uH????????

shit

goddddd im so stressed

HIS EYES WHEN JOYCE IS MENTIONED

sad el hasnt even been mentioned once

OH NONONO

ohhhhhh nononono

stop spitting ew

ughhhhhhhh

MAX IS WEARING THE CLOTHES

LMAO Steve it's notnfunny but it is

poor fred

pOOR NANCY

ojjhhhh

smart bastarda

A YEAR

he valla her nance

don't die nance

NANCY

listen to steve

oh shit what wait

stancy....

LMAO DRIVER MAX

funniest scene

RONANCE????????

#strangerthings #stranger things 4

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bl597 · 4 years ago

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Hi! Can I request a George x Slytherin!Reader where she's in Ron's year, and Ron and her argue a lot, and he asks Fred and George to prank her, and when she's about to fall for it, George swoops in and saves her and doesn't follow through, making Ron mad but yeah and just fluff between reader and George after?

of course, angel! i'm sorry it took me so long to post it, i'm really sorry! i changed it a little bit so reader and georgie have been secretly dating for a few months, but the rest of the request is the same! hope you enjoy it! 💖

warnings: reader and ron hate each other yay, fluff fluff fluff fluff, my english is not really good since it's not my first language, so i'm sorry for any mistakes! plus, it got really long hehe sorry

my masterlist ♡

You and Ronald never really got along, whenever you were at the same room, you guys would start fighting like 5 years old kids. He didn't like you because you were a Slytherin and mean sometimes, and you didn't like him because he was stupid and mean to you. The fact that he was a Gryffindor was just a plus, not that you hated Gryffindors, though. You just hated one specific redhead Gryffindor. You were fine with the other ones, actually.

Currently you were in potions, professor Snape was teaching a new potion, polyjuice.

“Can anyone” he said, looking at the class with a i-was-forced-to-be-here-and-i-hate-you-with-my-whole-being face “tell me what is the Polyjuice potion?”

He watched a few students raise their hands, surprisingly, Ronald Weasley being one of them. “Mr. Weasley?” professor Snape asked with a smirk, already knowing he would answer the wrong thing.

“It's a shape-changing potion, Professor. People drink it to look like anyone they want for a certain amount of time, but it only works in humans.” Ron said with a satisfied smile, seeing the despise in Snape's face.

“5 points to Gryffindor.” Snape said, hissing.

“Oi, Weasley!” you yelled from across the room and he looked at you with an annoyed expression. “It looks like your tiny monkey brain finally decided to work, eh?” a few Slytherins laughed at your comment.

“Oh, shut up, (Y/l/n)! Stop being so bloody stupid!” his face was matching the red in his hair and tie, making you laugh at him.

“Quiet, Miss/Mr (Y/l/n)!” Snape hissed again and you stopped laughing at the same time. You knew Snape wouldn't take points from Slytherin, but you didn't want to get detention or to get in trouble with your head of house. Ron started laughing at you and telling his friends how stupid you looked. “Detention for you, Mr Weasley. After dinner, my office.” Snape said in a monotonous voice.

“Stupid old bat.” you heard Ron say quietly.

Before dinner, Ron went straight to where the twins were. He said he wanted to prank a Slytherin, and they were bored, so why not?

“Ok, mate” George said. “Which Slytherin are we pulling a prank on?”

“(Y/n) (Y/l/n)” Ron answered, hissing. Just the thought of your name made him mad. “Stupid snake.”

“What should we do, Georgie?” Fred asked his brother, looking in his direction.

(Y/n), the snake George had a huge small crush on. His snake. His brothers wanted to prank you. He couldn't let them, what if they unintentionally hurt you? What if you knew he was behind all that and would never want to look at him anymore? George didn't know what to do.

“George? Hey, Earth to George!” Fred said, waving his hand in front of his twin's face, who blinked and came back to reality.

“Sorry. What are we going to do?” George asked, ignoring his brothers' stares.

“What do you think about Dungbombs?” Ron asked and Fred agreed, giving him a high five.

“Yeah, that's cool, mate” George said, still worried about what you would do or say. The boys spent about half an hour planning before they went to the dinner.

The next morning, when they would prank you, you were going to Herbology, your first class of the day. Well, as I said, you were. In the way to the greenhouse, someone pulled you by your arm and you let out a yelp, getting your wand and pointing to whoever it was. That was when you realised it was George and you calmed down, lowering your wand.

“George? What happened? I need to go to the class!” he didn't answer, still guiding you to God knows where. “C'mon, love, I have Herbology right now.”

“Fred and Ron want to pull a prank on you. Dungbomb. Before lunch, I guess.” he said, finally stopping walking and turning around to look at you. “You will be stinky for one week, at least.” he playfully scrunched his nose.

“Well, hello to you too.” you said sarcastically “And why are you telling me this?” you asked, crossing your arms. “Why are you helping me?”

You knew he would never do anything to hurt you, but Fred and Ron were his brothers, it wouldn't be a surprise he would choose his brothers' side, not yours.

“I thought you would like not to smell like shit for one week. Well, it looks like my help isn't appreciated, so I'll just go.” he pouted while putting his hand on his chest, feigning hurt. What a drama queen.

“Thank you, Georgie.” you said, hugging him and kissing his cheek before you went to the greenhouse.

It wasn't unsual for you two to be touchy with each other. You've been dating for a few months, not officially because Ron would kill him, though. But you enjoyed being secretly with him, actually. He was nice and funny and it was nice to spend time by his side, it was always calming and quiet, but also full of laughs.

After Charms, your last class of the morning, you walked around the castle really carefully, ready to attack the two redheads at any moment. You tried to act normal and not look everywhere all the time, so they wouldn't suspect you somehow already knew their plan.

Ron, Fred and George were in the Gryffindor table, ready to throw the dungbombs in you when you enter the Great Hall. When George saw a few Slytherins going to sit in their table, he mentally prayed that you would skip lunch or that something in the plan would go wrong. That was when you entered the Great Hall with your friend, talking about the Charms class from earlier.

Fred and Ron exchanged knowing looks, nodding at each other and getting their wands. George got his too, but little did they know what he had in mind. With a flick of the wand, Fred conjured the dungbomb and nodded at Ron, who made a little movement with his wand, making the bomb start to fall. When it was a few inches away from your and your friend's head, George finally acted.

“Protego!” he said and you and your friend were thrown in the wall behind you, away from where the dungbomb just fell. You were extremely angry, thinking someone did this to mess with you, but when you looked up, you saw something a few meters away from where you were - a dungbomb. When you finally stood up - and helped your friend get up too - you looked in the Gryffindor table's direction, seeing two redheads arguing with other redhead, face red just like his hair.

“What the hell was that, mate?!” Ron asked his brother, crossing his arms and arching his eyebrows. “We were almost doing it and then you suddenly decide to play the hero and save (Y/n)?!”

“Yeah, George, we agreed to help Ron!” Fred exclaimed, already knowing why his twin did this, but not wanting to say it in front of Ron.

“What was that for?!”

And Ron kept yelling at him until the end of the lunch, because they had different classes.

“Hey! Psst, George!” you whispered-yelled when the twins passed by you. “George!”

He turned around when you threw a crumpled paper in his head, looking at you in a way that said "bro why did u do this" and you just mentioned to the paper on the floor with your head. He playfully rolled his eyes, but smiled while he got the paper, carefully unfolding it.

“You're an idiot but I like you ;p

Ps: meet me in the owlery at midnight.

- your fav snake ♡”

He looked at you with a raised brow, a dork smile on his face. You just winked at him with a little smirk.

“Looks like someone has a date." Fred teased when he looked the piece of parchment his brother was holding, smirking when he saw George blushing and murmuring a "shut up".

When it was around midnight, George left his dorm and the Gryffindor tower as quietly as he has ever been in his whole life, lighting the way with his wand in a dim light.

When he successfully got to the owlery, he saw on his watch that it was exactly midnight. He entered the room, quickly recognising you, your back facing him. You were wearing a dark green and silver hoodie and sweatpants.

“Punctual, uh?” he heard you say softly, turning to look at him with a smile. “C'mere, love.” you said, opening your arms for him. He always loved it when you were clingy, because he would always tease you for it later, but also because he could feel you close to him.

“Looks like someone here missed me.” he chuckled, circling his arms around your waist and bringing you close.

“I wanted to thank you for earlier.” you spoke softly, nuzzling your face in his neck. “And I'm sorry Ron yelled at you because of me. I can hex him if you want to, though.”

He chuckled, shaking his head. “Mom would kill us.” you giggled at the thought. “Besides, I wouldn't get close to you if you smelled like shit, love.”

“You idiot.” you both laughed quietly. It was moments like this you liked to share with George; you both just cuddling and being so lovey dovey. You wish you could be like this with him in public, but it was better like this, when it was only the two of you in your own little world.

God, you love this idiot.

this was shitty yay

#harry potter imagines #harry potter x reader #harry potter x you #hp imagine #hp x reader #george x reader #george weasley imagines #george weasley x reader #george weasley #george weasley headcanon #fred weasley headcanons #fred weasley imagines #fred weasley x reader #ron weasley imagine #ron weasley x you #ron weasley x reader #slytherin!reader

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batfoonery · 4 years ago

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Dogsitter Dick! AU

Yes, another part of the ever-growing Flower Crown AU

So, it starts innocently enough. His neighbor in Bludhaven is going to be out of town for the weekend, does he mind feeding her cats? And cats basically look after themselves (plus if there's a problem his gremlin bro/child is basically a Disney Princess and can work his freaky pet magic).

And it becomes a regular thing. She leaves him $50 ($25 per day) and all is well.

But then she tells the old lady who lives on the second floor. And this is cool, totally manageable. Dick agrees to sleep over in her apartment to petsit her Yorkie with separation anxiety. Totally fine. It's not like he's far from home, and the dog is tiny and old.

Damian gives him a Look and snorts. Loudly. But Damian is also covered in baby bird down (the rescues are molting) and fake flower petals from his flower crown side hustle, so Dick elects to ignore him.

Barbara also gives him a Look and snorts. He also ignores her. It's easy money, and he can work it around his schedule. All in all, being a petsitter is considerably easier to maintain as a career when you're a vigilante than anything else he's tried. And if it's contained to the apartment building, it isn't a problem.

Except then the lady in 3A tells her friend at a complex a few blocks over. But whatever, it's still the same neighborhood, so Dick figures he can pull some overnighters there too. No biggie.

Everyone except Dick sees exactly where this is going. Duke and Tim both try to warn him and are promptly brushed off. Duke just shakes his head and pats the shoulder of an aggravated Tim.

Dick realizes that maybe he has a problem when he's on the other side of town, trying to wrangle a very mean rabbit. His name is Sir Oliver, and he's adorable, but even Dami can't get a pet in.

Sir Oliver's house becomes on of Dick's regulars. He can't say no, because the house owner is also his dentist and he's terrified of her.

The house has no wifi and a weird TV hookup that he can't figure out, so typically by hour 3 he's literally bouncing off the walls. They're conveniently located by a park, but one of the dogs (Lady Lemongrass) is an old English Sheepdog with hip issues so he can't walk her, one (Madame Margaret) is a Coton de Tulear who is too uppity to be permitted to walk on a leash, and the terrier mix (Fred) apparently has no idea how to walk on a leash. Dick stares at the park with deep longing. How is this his life?!

That house becomes both longed for (they pay well, he's able to charge them more than other clients because of distance, the number of pets, and also because they're rich white people who keep snubbing him so there's no emotional guilt) and dreaded. Especially when they decide that it's perfectly acceptable to have work done on the house while they're gone and not tell him more than an hour before the workers get there.

"I'm fine with the painters," he complains to Babs over the phone. "They're a group of sisters, and I could probably fend them off if needed, but I don't know if I feel comfortable being alone with an unknown male contractor."

"You're a vigilante, you routinely save the world. You'll be fine," she's quick to remind him. Dick decides she's soulless and clearly doesn't care if he goes missing. Dami would probably protect him, but he's in school and Bruce is mean and won't let him skip.

Instead, Dick slumps over the kitchen island, bored out of his mind as he sits and just.... does nothing, other than occassionally fidget with his phone to see if any new Pokemon have shown up.

Is is appropriate to leave your petsitting charges alone when there are workers over? He has no problem leaving people alone in his own apartment, but he has nothing of value and no pets. It feels morally wrong to do the same here. But he's out of snacks and coffee, and the dogs are locked away, so he sits and tries to look non-threatening and wishes he could go out to grab a nap in his own bed or fetch Dami from school so they can work on his flower crowns together. He's bad at putting them together, but he's great at cutting them up!

He does lose his patience when one contractor tries to get flirty with one of the painters, who is clearly not into it. But they're also quick to fall into line when he threatens to call the houseowner. They're known to be Karens, and nobody wants to deal with that.

"Never again," Dick says when he flops onto the bed, the four days of torture finally completed. He's nursing a bad bunny bite, and a migraine. Oh. And a backache, now that his spine is off of that way-too-soft mattress. His joints pop loudly in solidarity against this form of torture.

"Aren't you already booked for another long weekend in two weeks?" Jason points out with a smirk.

Dick groans. He really needs to up his rates.

#based off a true story #I'm typing this while sat a said house #it's a horror show yall #I had plans for today too but they never tell me till midnight that there's going to be people over at 8am #They really suck #If I wasn't terrified of her I would cancel their bookings #batfam #flower crown Steph au #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam headcanons #dc comics

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omegawolverine · 4 years ago

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its me ask anon again >:) anyways ummm scooby doo!!! velma and freddy

hello hello anon my love :> /p gonna do mystery incorporated versions specifically

VELMA

favorite thing about them: is both so smart and so fucking stupid, I love it. also knows what she wants and will get it no matter what which can be a bad thing but it's still an admirable trait in some cases 🤷‍♀️

least favorite thing about them: ma'am your internalized homophobia and comphet lowkey fucked shaggy up like I'm sorry girl I love u and I know you werent trying to be a cunt but that was soooo messed up

favorite line: idk

brOTP: truly the only acceptable answer in this version of the show is daphne and velma, although my heart yearns for some sort of reconciliation between shaggy and velma that doesnt feel like it's just there for plots sake. like I want them to be bros again for the sake of being good friends not for the sake of the gang, ya know?

OTP: marcie/velma deserved their wlw ending and they were robbed :(

nOTP: fred/velma bc literally what reason do you have for pairing a lesbian coded character (who was confirmed supposed to have a wlw ending had the show gotten more time) with fred the cishet himbo

random headcanon: lowkey an elitist with nerd culture, if that makes sense? like, if you dont know as much as her about [insert nerdy subject] then she will make u feel dumb for it, she will be a cunt about it and she will have no remorse for doing so. this is lowkey canon too but we never saw the full extent and I just think she would be a mega bitch to people she deems not on her level

unpopular opinion: while mystery incorperated velma was a very toxic friend and girlfriend who regularly fucked up and didnt apologize for it, I would rather watch this version of her and absolutely hate her (which I dont, but u get the point) than watch literally any other version of her where she is bland and has no fucking character besides being smart and not conventionally attractive.

song i associate with them:

monster - dodie

all men are pigs - studio killers

favorite picture of them: they're gfs, ur honor

FRED

favorite thing about them: literally just a fucking himbo. also the fact that he said he "only lets people he dates call him freddie" or something along those lines in an episode and then shaggy on multiple occasions called him freddie.

least favorite thing about them: shit goes over your head so much that it is sometimes enraging bc u will literally be hurting ur friends and not even realize it

favorite line: idk

brOTP: velma and fred is kinda cool

OTP: none

nOTP: gonna be real, daphne/fred is so boring and kinda not healthy

random headcanon: the way he talks about traps...neurodivergent type beat. idk what specifically but neurodivergent type beat.

unpopular opinion: idk if this is unpopular but he do be kinda a really shitty friend a lot of the time. a lot of the problems I have with velma and fred kinda overlap in that they're very self centered without even realizing it

song i associate with them:

everybody wants to rule the world - tears for fears

favorite picture of them: idk im too lazy sorry

#wooo i love scooby doo i fucking love scooby doo #scooby doo #scooby doo mystery incorporated #fred jones #velma dinkley #asks #shit self #the fred one is so short compared to the velma one 😭#can u tell i actually like velmas character and not freds lol #i love doing these asks theyre so fun #thank u anon thank u

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My thoughts rewatching all the Harry Potter movies back to back

forgive typos, and be warned - there's a lot...

the first two have a smaller amount of thoughts for some reason, idk why

Philosopher’s Stone

teeny harry haha

that snake is so beautiful

no post on sundays bro

hi hagrid

how did the dursleys get off the island tho

aw harry is so teeny and innocent

ollivander’s entrance is so iconic, like i want to enter every room like that

hermione is so great already

and you are…

‘you’ve got dirt on your nose by the way, did you know?’

haha tiny malfoy

TREVOR! + neville

that death glare mcgonagall omg

oof snape really hates harry

it's leviooosa not leviosaaa

troll in the dungeon!!!

hi fluffy

ew norbert is gross to be completely honest

creepy malfoy staring at the window

malfoy being sassy wow

‘nighty night…’ whyyy filch?

oof ron are u ok

bye hermione

voldemort is kinda cute with his big eyes

harry really just killed quirrell jeez man

alas earwax

Chamber of Secrets

ah go away dobby don't be weird

yes the car with fred and george

oof bye uncle vernon haha

ah awkward let go of harry lockhart we hate u

haha ginny is iconic

rons face when the train comes omg

ron can drive? that's impressive…

ooh a voice scaryyy

hey colinnn

eat slugs - yas

let go of his arm lockhart

uh oh colin is petrified

hahaha snape annihilated lockhart wow

gosh moaning myrtle is annoying

tom riddle is such a weirdo hgh

ew spiders

lockhart is hilarious when he has lost his mind wow

yas fawkes

ew he just stuck the sword right through its head didn't he...

powerful sock…

go away lucius ur annoying

Prisoner of Azkaban

ugh aunt marge blow up already

sassy harry tm

tom is iconic

so is crookshanks tbh

the knight bus kinda sucks in the movie tho

yess lupin hi

ugh shut up trelawney

ah the best scene aka harry and draco being sassy towards each other

‘it’s killed meh!’

the other best scene: lupin, boggarts and the record player

love when they are eating sweets and just being good friends

yay marauders map - iconic fred and george

nice snowman also

my dad didn't strut and neither do i - yeah right...

yes leave hermione

trelawney stop being creepy

take that malfoy

harry third wheeling

yas remus save sirius

"old married couple" haha snape knows what's up

die peter lol

haha yes they will chop your leg off ron definitely

ugh harry stop being noble

haha yes mentioning the marauders

ew stop peter

oh no werewolf

sirius is so dramatic haha he cant stop turning into a werewolf my dude

bad idea yes ron i agree

oof fight him sirius

no sirius!

the dementorssss

no harry that's not a real patronus dude

nom eat the little soul nugget nice

ah no they're gonna kiss sirius nooo

scabbers did it ok... shut up ron

dumbledore just smacking ron's broken leg and being mysterious

and enter many time paradoxes

‘this is not normal’ hahahah wow harry

yess save buckbeak dudes

yas beautiful patronus dude

this music tho wow

au revoir sirius

I wonder how many stairs they ran up...

poor ron so confused

that bird just got squished no

don't leave lupin

please tell harry about the marauderss

i love lupin omg

ooh a firebolt thanks godfather

the ending face wow

Goblet of Fire

ooh nagini hello

yay frank you will die soon so enjoy your tea

dr who!

ah voldemort's creepy little hand tm

yes ron is covering his non existent boobs wow

hermione's so mad 4 some reason

yes cedric diggory in a tree

everyone has long hair why

isn't just any manky old boot mate

cedric amos and arthur are show offs

feet off the table!

i luv magik

wow krum is enjoying himself

Why is draco wearing a suit?

lucius is very ominous

think ur in luvvv ron

is there no winky in this? sad

harry is so awkward omg

bye hedwig find sirius even though the ministry cant

oh bonjour beauxbatons

wow so dramatic here come the durmstrang peoples

wow run filch ao athletic

ew the beauxbatons entrance is so weird and compared to the durmstrang one is kind of sexist

ow poor flitwick a fork to the hand that's gotta hurt

moody is so dramatic

dumbledore already shouting nice

why does he have so many bugssss

ah that is a creepy spider

poor neville he has to have cuppa with moody that sucks

yess fred and george back at it again

hermione ruining the vibe

HARRY POTTER DIDJA PUTCHA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH dumbledore asked calmly

what would happen if harry was just like "nope"? would he die that would be interesting

igh rita skeeter go away ur creepy my dude

hate it when ur eyes glisten with ghosts of ur past

yas sirius in a fire

"who are u talking to?" "im vlogging ron" (how it should have gone. harry should have a youtube channel just saying)

poor harry a third wheel yet again between madame maxime and hagrid ew

wow draco in a tree, why? so many people in trees this movie

"nyaaah"

malfoy as a ferret is my favorite character

my father will hear about thissss

omg rita get outttt

fight the dragonnnn

feel like someone should have stopped the dragon after it broke free... idk *shrugs*

it would be so boring if u were watching the tournament because you can't see anything that's happening most of the time, only for the 1st task and a bit if the 3rd task.

knew u wouldnt die harry, lose a leg - or an arm -pack it in all together? nevaaaaa

god just open it harry

ron ur so awkward...

harry spitting out his drink will never not be funny to me

oh yes the gorgeous dress robes

poor ron has it tough, having to dance with mcgonagall and having ro wear those robes...

*babbling bumbling band of baboons*

the twins are hilarious in this haha

aw neville!

snape is really violent can't 2 boys discuss their love lives or lack thereof in peace

ron's jealous of viktor krum haha

love harry just being so confused and saying "spectacular" when cedric speaks to him.

given the fact harry literally told him the task cedric didn't do that much to help.

ugh no myrtle stop

harry going "do i" when neville tells him he seems tense is such a mood

harry's hair when he was swimming haha

just leave them harryy omg too noble

harry holds his breath for a long time after his gills go away - longer than i can

fred and george making fun of harry having 'moral fiber' is exactly what i would do in the situation

mr crouch stop being weird

yes finally singing hoggy warty hogwarts

oh hi mr crouch, taking a nap in the forest are u? cool

i would say do not stick your face in the pensieve but that's just me

Dr Who changed a bit since i last saw him, he's a bit mental now...

snape is so iconic wow

"bubble juice sir?" bahaha sassy harry back at it again

this music is so great

i would freak out if i had to go in that maze it's so creepy and feels like it would be so filled with jumpscares just nope

"a cauldron? What are u guys gonna do - eat me? that's gross!" feels like it should be in the movie

aw baby voldemort is so cute

ugh just chop off another finger or something wormtail jeez so much drama

how is voldemort still alive - the cauldron is on fire??

the movie is also really missing voldemort dancing with the death eaters

u dont have hair my dude stop caressing ur bald head

voldemort has lovely long fingernails

lucius' blonde hair poking out from beneath his hood is so funny 4 some reason.

"i can touch u now" is really not a good sentence

bit awkward to return with a dead body...

its alright harry *shakes his head violently*

uh oh that's not professor moody its barty jr

Order of the Phoenix

halfway done woo

the intro music is still a jam the 5th time

that is big whinging not little whinging

hi big D what a great nickname...

uh oh dementorrrrr

yes mrs figg the most iconic character in the movies

harry looks a lot like frodo baggins

yay the order is rescuing him finally

yes remus and sirius and mrs weasley and everyone

ooh kreacher

jeez hermione attack him

crookshanks attacking the extendable ears is just what my cat would do

cute godfather godson moments yeass

arthur weasley trying to function as a muggle is just so wholesome

ugh not umbridge ew

yes clear those charges

aw padfoot yess

wow that's a lovely coat sirius

voldemort looks great in a suit wow

didn't harry see his parents die? why couldn't he see the thestral before?

yes luna!

oh shut up umbridge oh my goddd

yes ron u tell seamus like a good friend

sassy harry reaching full potential

ugh umbridge sucks wow

so evil torturing harry

yes weasleys wizards wheezes

luna is so pure and perfect

the friendship between her and harry is so amazing

yas tell umbridge, mcgonagall

trelawneys bad but she doesn't deserve to be kicked out by umbridge

oof professor dumbledore just straight up ignored harry

yes harry just say you're rubbish that will make people think your sane

yes hermione break the rules!

oof ginny is jealous of cho liking harryyyy

yay the room of requirement!

dumbledores army is so fabuloussss

nigel is amazing and i love him

wow hermione just knocked out ron haha

harry potter the boy who made cheesy inspirational speeches

wow ginny is so powerful

harry and cho are so awkward eeehhhh

just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon *cringy forced laughter*

occlumency lessonnssss yay what fun

cute christmas scenes wow

ooh the family tree and sirius' backstory yay

harry u aren't becoming like voldemort u are going through pubertyyyy its hormonesssssss

yay hagrid finally

oh no it's bellatrix get ready for crazinesss

poor sirius he keeps getting the blame for everything that's so unfair

is neville tall or is harry short, because there is a huge height difference

aw all the patronuses are so cute

uh oh here comes umbridge...

noo they are captured and dumbledores lying waaa

oof dumbledore is as sassy as harry at some points - "dumbledores got style"

no umbridge is heaf and shes fricking evilllll

grawp yess. hes kind of cutee

ron is jealous of grawp bahaha

sheesh snape chill

yes a bit of maraudrrss aahhhh

thats it? noo

aw fred and george comforting a little boy is too cute!

yes fred and george!!! disrupt those OWLS!!

no harry! he doesn't have sirius nooo

yes hermione fake it till u make it ( or until u get umbridge attacked by grawp )

yay the centaurs are here as well get herrr

'i must not tell lies' the sass omg

jeez how many prophecies are there wow

pranked, harry dude ur kind of rubbish

well done ginny you've made all the prophecies fall

yh id rather watch my friends die than give u the prophecy, don't really like them tbh

yas sirius!

the order yes

you're beautiful sirius

noooooo siriusss 😭😭😭😭

yooo voldemort my dudeee

hope the ministry has a massive roomba

the DA just come in to see harry writhing on the floor and are like 'cool'

nice one fudge finally realised he's back cool, cool

ah yes angsty harry tm

aw poor luna, her shoes are all stolen.

luna is an icon though

we have something voldy doesn't - noses hahahaha

Half Blood Prince

uh oh the dark mark is here

death eaters as well fun

fenrir greyback!!

oh no not this bridge! i went across it and i was scared af

dumbledore appearing out of nowhere is so funny

ew slughorn no

wow i need dumbkwdored tidying spell so badly

slughorn collecting people is kind of creepy tbh

im so glad i dont have as many staircases as the weasleys

oh yes narcissa and bellatrix being shifty

oops snape u probs shouldnt have done that

yess fred and george!!!

weasleys wizard wheezes looks amazinggg

uh not cormac mclaggen

oooh its "draco and mummy"

no fenrir we wanted to look at draco stroking a cabinet

yes arnold!

yes draco malfoy is a "creepy bloke" ronald

why is draco always wearing a suit??

yes draco is going to pigfarts!

ouch why would u stomp on his nose??

yez luna save him

noo dont let snape teach defense against the dark arts!! i miss lupin...

poor harry having to do potions again ugh

dun dun dunnn the half blood prince

poor seamus stuff is still exploding

haha dumbledore ships hermione and harry lol

baby tom riddle is creepyy

tom riddle and slughorn were bffs wow so cute

edgy draco in his loki suit

aw rons the only one listening

ugh cormac mclaggen is so gross nooo

haha ron is so rubbish at quidditch id be just like him

'the binding is fragile' hahaha excuses

harry sleeps with his potions book hheehe wow

wow sneaky draco

rons face when hermione mentions her snogging him haha.

uh oh cursed necklace alert

harry pottrr the boy who just knew

snape is so sarcastic wow icon (not really tho ew)

oh god they're talking about skin aahhh

noo harry stop being awkwarddddd sit downn

ew cormac stop eating profiteroles so suggestively ugh

haa rons outfit

ew lavender stopp

oh yes "felix felicis" makes ron great at quidditch

poor hermione she just loves ron thats all

aw hermione and harrys friendship is so nice

angsty draco standing in a tower

"bUt I aM tHe ChOsEn OnE" god harry so pretentious

luna is the coolest person there is, nice work harry

draco in a suit again looking sad he does that a lot

no draco ur apple!

oh nvm its back dw

ugh cormac sucks. hermione why??

at least cormac did 1 good thing and vomited on snapes shoes

draco was lurking omgggg thats his vibe now

cant break an unbreakable vow - figured that out for myself thanks (sassy harry)

ew lavender stopppp

ooh noo ginny dont feed him a mince pie awkwarddd

thanks ron

stoppp ginny. harry can tie his own shoelaceee

why do they need to burn the burrow this doesnt happen in the books #not canon

wow everyones sassy including hermione now

also lav is an awful nicknname

aha tom riddle is still creepy

okay thats a lie slughorn u told him about horcruxes

uh oh ron loves romilda vane oop

harry thinks the moon is divine haha

Ron hugging a pillow then falling off the sofa in the background oh my gosh

slughorn is so useless

haha snapes face while rons saying hermiones name

draco being edgy again woowwww

lavender that is a death glare if ever i saw one

oh no draco is crying in a bathroom now like a moody teenager

let him cry in peace harry god man

'nyaaah' is dracos go to dueling sound

oops harry u kinda killed him a little bit.

no this is so awkwarddd ginny dont

just kiss like in the books after the quidditch match thats way better

yes the felix felicis

love harry potter like this its so funny

‘harry!’ ‘sir!’

not to mention the pincers *gestures awkwardly*

nice speech harry, now u have answers on the horcruxes

ooh back to tom riddle being creepy

yas harry and dumbledore field trip quality student teacher time

snape being edgy now wow everyone is in this movie

oops foreshadowing...

harry has precious blood apparently?

yay boat ride and smoothie

harry potter not harry water bro

noo bad just aguamenti right into his mouth Harry

yay new friends!!!

dumbledore ur gonna set harry on fire careful my dude

ooh death eaterz

did draco change intot hat suit to impress the death eaters?

oop bye dumbledore

harry brooding in dumbledores office

yess RAB get wrecked voldemort

harry ur thick apparently?

aw cute friendship

Deathly Hallows Pt. 1

rusty logo wow

‘ello whoo are u

oh scrimgeour hi i dislike u dude

veey dramatic

aaawww hermione no

yas dudley being nice to harry and vernon listening to him and leaving

ron brooding wow

bye parents sad face

wow vernons old man

ooh its snapeee he looks loke he has a lot of contpur on

yay snape has a savey seat

pius is a great name

uh oh i dont wanna give u my wand voldy

dracos face haha

ugh do they have to watch nagini eat professor burbage gross

the dursleys house looks so empty

yay the cupboard happy memories and his baby toys cuteee

moody thinks that harrys gorgeous.

yay remus and tonksss

shut up mundungus

blimey hermionee

'just trying to diffuse the tension' hahaha lol

wow so many harrys lol

yh wouldnt want to go in the motorbike tbh

uh oh death eaters

wow parkour harry

nooo hedwig - the saddest bit of this movie

yo voldemort wassup

oops the pylons fell down... just fly away good idea

nooo george's ear

jeez lupin y are u being crazy dude

george is saint like and holy aw so cute brother moments

uh oh bye moody u were a bit creepy tbh

ha lol harry a lot of people are going to die for u

harry stop being moody omg

wow george way to ruin the vibe dude

yo minister leave pls

ron just being ungrateful - u can turn out lights now ron lucky u

yay hermione you get a childrens book thats great

wow a snitch lucky u harry. hes so pleased with that. little does he know.... its a resurrection stone bro

give him the sword man

yay nice wedding

luna interrupting deep thoughts casually

xenophilius is creepy

ron and hermione staring at each other is a mood.

way to crash a wedding dude

hermione is the most competent out of all three it has to be said

i really want that bag of hermiones

shouldnt have said voldemory now the death eaters are here whoops

"hermione" *strokes face awkwardly*

sassy harry yas

oh yes grimmauld place

oof voldys having wand struggles

hi kreacher please leave ur creepy thanks

aw siriuzz room so cute sad hes dead

regulus arcturus black yay

ugh mundungus fletcher u suck dude

aw neville

oh no pie dude is the minister if magic now

uh shut up umbridge

feel like u dont need that many posters

sentimental piano playing wow

yo dobbyyyy

umbridge ruins everything omg

ron - u dont have a wife

haha harry getting out of the lift and walking in such a weird wayyy bahahaha

ew umbridge has moodys eye groosss

yas the ugly plates are still in her office

oops ron u just kissed that random dudez wife

nice suit harry

ouch splinch

lovely tent

kill the locket dude

dean thomas is on the run ooh fancy

yh harry stop letting voldemort in dude

harry stop being so moody bro

ooh watch snape on the map thats not creepy.

oh no snatchers...

ah u almost got caught dudes

ron ur so weak wow cant apparate or anything

lot of missing people...

haha a quarantine haircut

yes hermione ur brilliant

oh god ron stop chill

bye ron i guess lol

poor hermione

yas awkward dancing timee

awkward stares

kissy for the snitch. he must really miss ginny

uh oh its opening at the closee

vfd!!! an eyee!!!

ooh godrics hollowwww

oop its christmas eve whoopssss

oh a deathly Hallows

parents grave yay!

ur bathilda? nope im a snake boiii

bathilda is 1 creepy lady

what are u saying my dude????

ew snake lady

chaira are good defences agaunst snakes definitely

ah she jumped at them

looks like a nice campsite

wow now hermiones being sentimental

oop she sat on harrys wand

wait nvm

oooh a doe a deer a female deer

dont drown harry that would be awkward

omgbharry stop undressing

oof the locket strangling him

yay ron saved him yas dude

ron kill the horcrux

u tell him hermione

nice ron tell them u have been hearing voices

yes go see xenophilius the crazy dudee

aw ron ur so awkwsrd bro

their house is so cute

shut up ron god

yay we know about the deathly hallows now

xenophilius is so suspicious tho

why would you say his nameeee

noo snatchers

ooo ominous malfoy manor

draco dont doo ittt

yay dobby!

ah no hermione

aw draco looks sad in his little loki suit

yay dobby 'maiming and seriously injuring'

nooo dobby! he deserved so much better 😭

"hey guys welcome back to my unboxing video today we are opening dumbledores grave"

yay the elder wand wow

giving away ur position a bit dude by shooting stuff in the air

Deathly Hallows Pt. 2

snape hi ur brooding

lots of dementys

dramatic music

waaa dobby

yay bill and fleur

yo griphook what up

the sword was in a river bro

madam lestrange? no!

oops thats not dracos wand anymore wowww

wands are just like 'ya hiiii we have feelings too'

oop ollivander knows about the elder wand bros

ron looks great with a moustache tho

harry just broke the law jeez...

wow that cart looks fun

wow they fell from the cart nice

oh no ron broke the law too whoops

yay a dragon

lots of gold nice

yay the cup

oops they messed up nkw everything is multiplyinggg

griphook y are u evil my dude

yay ride a dragon

oops they fell no

yas they escaped

uh oh voldemort is onto them

that's a lot of dead people

oh no everyones looking for them

ah aberforth hi!

the other part of harry's mirror!

oop dumbledore was a secretive dude

ariana yas

neville!

i love neville hes so great now

yay all of the DA

luna!

ginny is being awkward

'shut up seamus' hhaha

aaa snape yooo

snape stop being a meanie

stop being angry harry

yas queen! mcgonagall!!!!

yay

uh oh voldemort is whispering to harry again

stop voldemort you need a cough sweet

yes everyone protect him

haha filch is a blithering idiot wow

i love mcgonagall

run harry

boom! seamus blow stuff up!

yay the knight peeps

uh yes theyre protecting harry and everyone

yes luna is so smart and iconic

go talk to a ghost harry

thats a lot of death eaters

go away voldemort no one likes u

yes go stab a crown harry

yay remus

fred and george aw

ron fake parseltonguing lol

nooo quidditch

lol peeps got disintegrated

go hermione stab the cup

yessss kisss!!!!

tonks and remus together wow

wow i hate voldemort's bald head with the weird veins

run neville!

yay ginny and neville

yay a little kiss for harry!

ooh the room of requirement

edgy draco back at it again

ooh the diadem

no dracooo

yh draco y didnt u give harry away?

aw ron loves hermione

uh oh fireee

nice work goyle

bye crabbe lol

yay hes saving draco

nice killed the tiara

oops voldemorts getting angry

snapes gonna dies dudes

runnnnn guys

lavenders being eaten

yay aberforth

yeet snapes dying

gosh naginis violent

“ew snape sorry i dont like u even tho u loved my mum” - what harry should have said

woops bye snape

freds death is too sad

nooo remus and tonks

go watch snapes life my dude

yess the always bit (i dont like snape but its iconic)

poor harry

its so sad that hes just sacrificing himself

his eye contact with ron omg im cryinggg

ooh yay his familyyy

he should have said 'its muffin time’ to the resurrection stone and it would be like 'cool bro here's your dead family'

u got this harry

yay teddy mention

"until the end" yas james

lets do this harry

wow voldemort why are you standing like a weirdo

yes harry be a brave man

byee harryyyy

oooh hes alive still

hi dumbledore

yes harry is a brave brave man

cool explain it to him dumbledore

bye dumbledoreeee

wow voldy u weakk bro

yas dracos alive get off me

aw neville u got this man

voldy yeeted that dead giant wow

ew snakey boi

nooo hes dead waa

poor draco such an awkward hug

oop neville what?

ok ur just making a speech that fine carry on

voldys very polite for a villain

yay harrys alive

haha dieee

run lucius wow

oof destroying the school harry really

naginis coming run hermione

u got dis neville

noo ron

yes molly!!!

y r u hugging dudes u arent friends... did u forget? oops..

ouch

bye snake boiii

neville is so iconic omg

kill him HARRY

noice

haha disintegrate voldemort

byeee

dont breathe in voldemort guys

wow harrys a mess

yay hagrid

hermione and ron are so sweet aw

harry yeet the wand

wow draco owns the wand and now harry has it

YEET

aw the friendship

yess 19 years later

wow that hair harry

all of their haircuts are tragic tbh...

should be albus remus potter... just sayinggg

THE END DUDESSSSS

#pls read #unfortunately this is basically my stream of consciousness #i think like that #idk #philosophers stone #chamber of secrets #prisoner of azkaban #goblet of fire #order of the phoenix #half blood prince #deathly hallows #harry potter #harry potter movie marathon #ron weasley #hermione granger #albus dumbledore #voldemort

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anotheruntitledsong · 4 years ago

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So I Started Watching Riverdale

Actually, I started watching Riverdale 2 months ago, and I’m almost done with the third season. But I am watching the first season again with my friend, so I thought I’d write my thoughts on each season one episode, just as a fun little thing to do. So buckle up because this is gonna hurt a little, and this has no structure at all.

This is all my opinion!

-And we are right in with the cringy emo narration. Fun times.

-The town with p e p

-Dude, I'm sorry but Jason and Cheryl’s relationship is so creepy in every way. One alone is fine but the white clothes on a red car on a boat trip in the early morning? The weird sexual tension even though they are siblings? I just- so creepy.

-Calm down Alice, too soon

- ”Smithers”

-Also I don’t know why but Veronica’s cute little “Hai” made my gay heart explode

- ”Archie got hot”

-I love how Veronica looks like a cross between Little Red Riding Hood and a witch. If this weren’t Riverdale, I’d think it was cool. But it’s Riverdale.

-Oh my god Archie’s outfit for his first day at school? COMB YOUR HAIR! BUTTON YOUR SHIRT! Jeez.

-Reggie can you please shut up I’m sorry

-I’m lowkey kind of scared that Josie and the other girls are dead. They sound like ghosts that are ready to eat your soul. Not to say they don’t sound beautiful but I’m pretty sure they’re dead.

-Ashleigh Murray is so beautiful I can’t.

-So I’ve seen this episode like 3 times before and every time Veronica says “I’ve tried every flavor of boy but orange” I think of Cheetos. I don’t know why. I just do.

-Can someone kill Miss Grundy thanks

-This is a point my friend made during the scene where Veronica’s mom is asking Archie’s dad for a job: Who talks like that? Who’s just like “We’ll have to tell them that we knew each other. And as you very much already know, that we dated for a while.” and then Fred like lists all the things she’s on trial for WHICH SHE KNOWS? like who just- the way they are telling the audience information just annoys me

-What are they eating? I only see an apple and water and it concerns me. Maybe I just eat a lot

-Bro can we give Kevin a personality outside of “being ‘one of the girls’ because he’s gay and gay and did I mention he’s homosexual”? They’re literally free and he needs it

-I shouldn’t ship Betty and Veronica but I do

-There are too many B’s in “Bully Betty Into Being A Bitch”

-I’m sorry but I’m only here for the main two girls, Cheryl and Jughead I don’t want to watch Archie do football

-The confusion on Veronica’s face when Betty asks Archie to come with both of them to the dance made me giggle not gonna lie

-Y E S B E T T Y D A N C E

-I love Betty so much, she seemed so happy when she made the cheerleading team and I want only good things for her

-I want Alice to shut up, I’m sorry but she’s just annoying. I love her actress though

-Ah yes, I too just have a giant case of clearly fake 100 dollar bills that I can send to my wife from prison.

-I really can’t tell if Archie’s dad is mad at him, trying to support him, neither, both, or something else

-I lowkey love Betty’s dress

-Archie not having feelings for Betty is fine but this s t u p i d m u s i c t e a c h e r i want to strangle her

-To be fair it was pointing to Veronica but they could have spun again

-That closet has like cool blazers and board games it would have been so funny if they just trolled everyone and played Uno or something or had a fashion show

-Why is Jughead drinking coffee at midnight sweetheart that’s not good for you

-The scene outside of Betty’s house where she asks Archie if he loves her is supposed to be emotional but all I can think about is how she had a cardigan that matched her dress, put it on presumably when she got home and kept her fancy dress on under it. At like one in the morning.

-And the corpse was found

Verdict: I actually liked it lol. I like the first season, and this was fun so I can’t wait to do the rest of it. But, Jughead needs to sleep, Betty needs to not sleep in her party dress, Archie is boring, and a lot happened in this first episode.

#riverdale #it's so long im sorry

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FRED. bro. akhdkdjdn i just saw ur rb and :')) SAME dude !!!!! it's like u connect yknow!! u get me in a way that most ppl don't!! u are also rlly cool and I'm glad we're friends :') also i am sorry if i haven't answered back on insta smth abt dms there just. makes my brain shut down but i am very deeply sorry abt that jabdjdj ily <3

This is us except not clowns . We are art buddies <3 ILY <3

#and don't sweat it abt insta dms I get it entirely school has made me become someone else :<#so im spending more time here #post #asks #innayah🍧

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50 things to be thankful for in 2018

There's no denying 2018 has absolutely tested our patience, but it turns out the year hasn't been complete trash.

Beyond some of the most important aspects of life like your loved ones and your health, 2018 has truly given us a lot of good. From social justice initiatives like Time's Up and March for Our Lives, to pop culture masterpieces like Queer Eye, Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again, and "thank u, next," the year had its share of hopeful, joyous, entertaining, and positive moments.

So when times get tough and it feels like there's not much to be happy about in the world, here are 50 things to be thankful for.

SEE ALSO: The internet's best tips for how to be kind on World Kindness Day

1. Time's Up launched. 2018 started off strong with a group of more than 300 women in the entertainment industry coming together to form Time's Up — an initiative dedicated to standing up against sexual harassment.

I stand with women across every industry to say #TIMESUP on abuse, harassment, marginalization and underrepresentation. ⁰@TIMESUPNOW https://t.co/4zd5g2ByU0 pic.twitter.com/0h8ojLOq9U

— kerry washington (@kerrywashington) January 1, 2018

2. Laverne Cox made history on the cover of Cosmo. In January, actress and producer Laverne Cox also made history as the first ever trans covergirl for Cosmopolitan Magazine. Cox graced the cover of Cosmo South Africa's February issue.

3. The Fab Five came into our lives. It may feel like Jonathan Van Ness, Tan France, Karamo Brown, Bobby Berk, and Antoni Porowski have been inspiring us all to eat, dress, groom, self-love, and decorate to the best of our abilities for a lifetime, but Netflix's Queer Eye reboot only premiered in Feb. 2018.

4. Drake's "God's Plan" music video. Remember pre-Meek Mill beef when Drake gave away nearly one million dollars and filmed himself doing all those good deeds like paying for people's groceries? That was nice!

5. The Parkland teens. Though 2018 was full of an unfathomable amount of tragedy and gun violence, the year also inspired a heartwarming amount of youth activism in America. After the deadly Parkland shooting in February, a group of teen survivors from the Florida high school shooting has consistently stood up to government officials and publicly advocated for gun control.

Parkland teens at March For Our lives rally.

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This year alone they've formed March for Our Lives, led school walkouts, inspired others (both young and old) to register to vote and protest gun violence, and even inspired the Obama's to write a heartfelt entry in the Time 100 issue.

6. Mirai Nagasu landed a triple axel. The Winter Olympics also took place this year! There were many standout moments but Mirai Nagasu absolutely slayed, making history by becoming the first U.S. woman to land a triple axel in the Winter Olympics. Thankful we got to witness this moment.

7. Black Panther came out. We were truly blessed this year by the arrival of the record-breaking Marvel's cinematic masterpiece, Black Panther, and the talented actors, fierce as hell soundtrack, and on-screen representation it brought to our world.

8. Jordan Peele's Oscar win. Speaking of movies, Peele's film Get Out won "Best Original Screenplay" this year, making him the first black screenwriter to receive the award.

9. The Super Smash Bros. Ultimate wait is almost over. The highly anticipated video game is set to come out for Nintendo Switch on Dec. 7.

10. Beto O'Rourke. 2018 was the year of Beto, burgers, and a Beyoncé midterms endorsement.

We just want to say thank you to everyone who made this possible. Everyone who made us feel hopeful, everyone who inspired us. Everyone who became the most amazing campaign we could have ever hoped to belong to. Grateful that we got to do this with you. We love you. Goodnight! pic.twitter.com/1j6JnhtP0f

— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) November 7, 2018

11. A Quiet Place. John Krasinski directed and starred in a horror film alongside his IRL wife that was so quiet and terrifying people were too nervous to eat snacks in theaters. What a time to be alive.

12. Kendrick Lamar won a Pulitzer. Remember when the rapper was awarded the 2018 Pulitzer Prize in Music for his fourth studio album, DAMN? Hell yeah!

13. Beyoncé at Coachella. Beychella was THIS YEAR. We knew she would slay but nothing prepared us for the sheer magnitude of her powerhouse performance, or Destiny's Child, or the movement she inspired.

14. The Royal Wedding. When the world needed a distraction from the bad and an escape from reality, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were there for us. And for that we thank them.

15. Brooklyn Nine-Nine was saved. For several terrible, horrible, no good, very bad hours Brooklyn Nine-Nine was cancelled. But thankfully, after a whole lot of love from fans, NBC picked it up for a sixth season.

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16. Won't You Be My Neighbor reminded us of Mr. Rogers' magic. We needed a heavy dose of Fred Rogers' pure and wholesome goodness to get us through the year and this film did just the trick.

17. Ava DuVernay made history. DuVernay's adaptation of A Wrinkle In Time led her to become the first black woman to direct a film that grossed more than $100 million at the box office.

18. The world is finally taking action against plastic pollution. Plastic straw bans are spreading across the U.S., Canada, and Europe. Businesses like McDonald's and Starbucks are even getting on board the movement.

19. We still have dogs. No matter how bad things get we still have furry companions to turn to, and play with, and occasionally throw cheese on.

20. Eighth Grade filled us with middle school anxiety. Bo Burnham's Eighth Grade reminded adults how stressful growing up can be and gave teens an emotional look at middle school through a more relatable lens.

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21. Crazy Rich Asians was a smashing success. The film dominated box office sales and served as an important milestone for Asian representation in American pop culture. And guess what? It's getting a sequel.

22. Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again! Love. Pregnancy. Death. Flashbacks. Dancing. Singing. Abba. Meryl. Cher. Andy García. Help!

23. Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra. 2018 has seen the rise (Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin) and fall (Ariana and Pete) of celebrity relationships. But through the ups and downs of the year Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra's love never seemed to waiver. We're thankful this nice, soon-to-be-wed couple is here to restore our faith in love.

24. LeBron James opened up a school. The NBA star opened his "I Promise" school in Akron, Ohio, to give 240 third and fourth grade students a life-changing educational opportunity.

25. To All The Boys I've Loved Before captured our hearts. Netflix introduced the world to the film adaptation of Jenny Han's young adult book and after Peter Kavinsky's "woah woah woah," our hearts will never be the same. Not to mention it inspired dozens of Lara Jean Halloween costumes.

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26. That quirky, super high-maintenance cat was adopted. Remember Bruno, the thicc, polydactyl cat that Wright Way Rescue Animal Shelter in Morton Grove, Illinois, was trying to find a home? He found one :').

27. A sixgill shark was discovered. This is cool because most sharks have five gills. It's also a reminder that we should be thankful for oceanographers, researchers, and all those who explore the our vast and mysterious oceans.

28. India strikes down gay sex ban. On Sept. 6, members of India's Supreme Court unanimously voted to make the landmark ruling that eliminates the ban on consensual gay sex.

29. Moth memes lit up our lives. The year was filled with good memes but those moth/lamp memes? Pure joy.

30. Amy Sherman-Palladino and all those Emmys. Amy Sherman-Palladino has always been genius. Gilmore Girls? Bun Heads? Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life? It's about time she's properly celebrated, so we're thankful The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel won four Emmys. We are also thankful for her husband, Dan Palladino.

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31. Twitter did one good thing. We have no edit button and there's still bots and harassment a-plenty, but at the very least, Twitter brought back the chronological timeline.

32. Gritty came into our lives. Can anyone even remember a world without the Philadelphia Flyers' new hairy orange mascot?

33. The Office is back ... sort of. While fans of the NBC comedy are still holding out hope for a revival, 2018 treated those nostalgic for the days of Dunder Mifflin to a charming off-broadway musical.

34. Speaking of The Office — be thankful for Steve Carell. He stars with Timothée Chalamet and Amy Ryan (Holly Flax) in Beautiful Boy. He's got Welcome to Marwen coming out, which looks, uh interesting. He's on SNL. And he's making his triumphant return to television!

35. Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper gave us life. A Star Is Born came out this year, along with a kickass soundtrack and some perfect memes. We will never be the same.

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36. Fat Bear Week ran our lives for 7 days. Much love to all the fat bears out there who distracted us for an entire week just by living their lives.

37. This throwback baked potato costume. Halloween costumes are great but this throwback baked potato get-up really made us smile.

38. Thankful for the hot duck in Central Park. We thought we lost him, but he's back again. <3

39. We have a new anthem: "Party For One." How did Carly Rae Jepsen know we were in desperate need of a song to dance in our underwear and eat a large pizza alone to? And the music video! UGH!

40. And there's no musical praise without discussing Ariana Grande. The warrior of 2018, Ariana Grande, has given fans so much love, inspiration, and hope throughout the year. Not to mention, the ultimate independent BOP: "thank u, next."

i’m so ..... fuckin ..... grateful

— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 11, 2018

41. BDE came to be. Speaking adjacently of Pete Davidson, for better or worse 2018 also gave us Big Dick Energy and that's something we'll never forget.

42. Netflix still delivers. Netflix has an entertaining social media presence and continues to create quality original shows and movies.

43. There was an increase in voter turnout. 2018 proved Americans are standing up for what they believe in and exercising their right to vote. Voter turnout for midterm elections reached a 50-year high, and young people voted at historic rates.

44. Midterm results showed a refreshing amount of diversity. It was a night of historic firsts — from over 100 women elected to Congress (the highest number ever) to wins for the LGBTQ community and more.

45. The Detective Pikachu trailer looks delightful. Another cute as hell movie to look forward to? Yes please.

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46. Cher's Twitter is hilarious. Twitter is sometime awful but not Cher's account. That's always good.

47. All of the books. The world has so many books just waiting to be read — books for when you're mad at the patriarchy, books for hikers, books all about pride. And some great books written this year.

48. All of the great TV shows. Streaming aside, there are dozens of phenomenal shows airing on television this year, like Superstore, The Good Place, This Is Us, Killing Eve, and more.

49. Sports are still a thing! We've got football, we've got soccer, we've got basketball, baseball, hockey, and so many more. Sports bring people together!

50. All the people working to keep others safe, informed, and up-to-date with the news. It's been a tough year for news, mass shootings, and natural disasters, which is why we're thankful for all the hard working journalists, reporters, news anchors, first responders, weather forecasters, and hurricane scientists.

So remember: No matter how bad things may seem there are always some bright spots in the world.

WATCH: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez makes history as she becomes the youngest woman ever in Congress

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Thoughts While I Watch The Nintendo Direct A Day Late

Thoughts on the Nintendo Direct: Yoko Toro is an interesting person, that card game looks interesting but Y wouldn’t I just play Talisman? Cool to see more isometric RPGS on switch.

Hyrule Warriors is fun! Age of Calamity is where I really fell in love with the musou formula again - I played a LOT of DW Empires 5, so taking over a map / doing stuff on a map before combat is fun. The silly weapons like the broom etc also make this really fun. I’ll gladly play more of this. the new scientist warrior looks sick! Who asked for Chocobo GP? This looks like Garfield Racing re-skinned and with better physics maybe. When they said Chocoboooooo! I was hoping for a Chocobo’s Dungeon. My buddy Ted got that game with his PS1 and we though it was soooo cool, especially after playing Azure Dreams on Gameboy.

Thanks for telling us when we can see the new Smash Fighter which is probably more Sword boy / Sword gorl why won’t you put any interesting fighters in this game I am moving to Smash Bros CatDog Edition. Kirby washing up on an island is the most unlikely thing for a being who summons giant warp stars to fly through the universe on but okay. this looks INCREDIBLE. Kirby + Nier vibes with the busted up environment. what bums me out is that we saw the same enemy like, 10 times in the first 10 seconds of that one area. The giant snakes / fish are cool, but lets see some more variation maybe 3D Kirby boss fights look pretty freaking fun! 3D Kirby looks pretty great. It will suffer from Kirby things and also be fun. I will play it.

Hey, don’t worry. We’ll tell you some things about Animal Crossing in October. Not now - but in October. U will have content in November. Just hold on pls, be on the lookout for all ur rotten turnips in ur house

Lets move on, to more stuff second free update for Mario golf, which I would LOVE to play but can’t afford rn. I played it at my neighbors the other day and it’s pretty damn good. new courses and seeing little ninji run around will be very fun. Cool, kid Disney game. Dope. Old Republic for Switch looks great! Dying Light 2: Mirrors Edge edition. Oh, we can play with other people? That seems fun. Do we scavenge together? The Control cloud game demo felt okay on my wifi, but IDK about these cloud games as something worth getting on the switch when PC’s are a thing?

Triangle strategy looks dumb, Disgea does that shit better now right? Metroid Dread looks really cool, excited to run from big robot and make Samus Very Strong Hopefully u get to crawl around as big robot at some point in the game. Love the lore dump we get. Dude, Chozo were here! That’s sick!

Many people have been using switch online… Oh, giving out their old roms gathering dust for “free,” with their current sub was too generous for Nintendo I suppose. New plan for N64 games seem sick - the playing together online thing is very cool. Starting library is standard but nothing too exciting. Very excited to see how the emulation handles these games in relation to how they behaved on the console, as all the cool sped running shit we see in these sorts of older games vary depending on the version of the game.

I’m more excited about the Genesis line up than I am about the N64 one, save those two games I don’t recognize. We get Castlevania, a Contra, some puyo, Beatem ups, and playing this version of Gunstar Heroes might sell more of the other one. Expansion Pack is a name.

Notice how Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon and Comix Zone are not on these lists? They are too afraid to give us the best of what both platforms have to offer and it’s a shame.

WIRELESS CONTROLLERS FOR $60 EACH? ARE THEY BLUETOOTH SO I CAN USE THEM WITH OTHER STUFF? WTF

I was just talking to my friends about the Shadowrun Isometric RPGs last night! Cool. Castlevania collection looks dope. Button mapping is huuuuge for me. Love that. An Almighty Classic Returns: Actraiser - even the SNES game was hella off my radar, this looks dope. I’m down to side scroll and then town build. Deltarune + Homestuck are games that I really really want to play but my depression is such that I just sit and stare at the starting screen and nothing happens. One day I will consume Toby’s works and be better for it. But until then, I’ll just be excited for my friends and listen to the baller soundtrack. god dammit I love that dog.

new story of seasons looks cool but Natsume is dead, no hope left cept for Stardew #doomer NAMCO Hamster - yes. Rune Factory 5 might be good on the switch. The 3DS versions were sooooo sloooowwwww for me. I’ve heard really good things about the franchise as a whole though. MARIO movie thoughts: THIS CASTING IS GREAT EXCEPT FOR CHRIS PRATT WTF. WHY IS HIMBO WHO HATES GAYS MY MARIO?

CHARLIE DAY AS LUIGI WAS WRITTEN IN THE FUCKING STARS EXCEPT HIS SHORTER THAN FUCKIN CHRIS PRATT, HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU MESS THIS UP. CHARLIE DAY AS MARIO AND CHRIS PRATT AS LUIGI BECAUSE HE BUSTS GHOSTS WHICH IS SUPER THEOLOGICAL ANYWAY GOD DAMN DUDE. THIS ISN’T THAT HARD.

KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY AS FUCKIN TOAD MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. I AM SO EXCITED FOR THAT.

JACK BLACK AS BOWSER - WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER MARIO BUT ANYTHING THIS MAN TOUCHES IS GOLD.

Movie is saved by Seth Rogan, I bet you 1 full bitcoin that DK saves this fuckin movie.

FRED ARMISEN AS CRANKY KONG IS ACTUALLY PERFECT. He is a real life hipster Cranky Kong and I love it. Dude playing Kamek looks familiar? Who is that

After seeing Wreck it Ralph, doesn’t Mario sound more like a Kenneth the Page than a Starlord? IDK man. Boomers are weird. Splatoon 3 looks cool, bummer it’s still 4v4 but whatever. the story mode for 1 and 2 were great aside from the difficulty spikes. stoked.

THE WAY THAT BAYONETTA IS REVEALED IS ONE PUNCH MAN TIER COMEDY.

Also, ya’ll spoiled it for us with the capcom font.

WAIT A GLOVED HAND PUNCHED, NOT A DEMON HAND? YOOOOO MOMMYYYYYYY THIS HAIR.

YOOO BUTTERFLY SHIT HELL YEAH

THERE IS MY BIG HAIR DEMON YES OH SHIT WE GET TO MEGA ZORD FIGHT WITH OUR DEMON?! THIS IS FUCKIN SICK

OH DIFFERENT DEMONS TO FIGHT WITH THIS IS SICK. THIS IS HOW I WANT POKEMON TO PLAY. 100% NOT JOKING. BAYONETTA: GODZILLA EDITION

HOLY SHIT THAT IS TIGHT

UHHHH IS DANTE GONNA BE IN THIS

WHO IS THAT BOI WITH THE SWORD

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Alright. There have been better directs, Christmas line up is looking p weak so far. Hopefully they can give us some bangers for holiday.

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For the Character Ask thing. Laura Glue, Fred (the Badger), Ling Yao, Greed, Deku, Rose Dyson, and Jack (CotIG) if tat counts.

:O!! thank you for sending this in!

Laura Glue!

First impression: an adorable, weird little kid. she was great in the second book! just so lovable n cute.

Impression now: a lovely, brave young woman! 10/10 would hold her hand

Favorite moment: that time she just flew right into a burning building to save Fred. that was pretty awesome. also just... her in the second book.. just all parts with her in the second book.

Idea for a story: like a fanfic? maybe... all the young magicians gotta go off on a mission on their own, or something like that. or a story from when she was a valkyrie (in the Archipelago... before things went downhill). i really just want Laura Glue to go on a rescue mission or something. i want to see her save people.

Unpopular opinion: i don’t know if i have any, honestly. sorry!

Favorite relationship: her and Edmund... Cuties...

Favorite headcanon: of mine? well i don’t have A Lot but.. all I know is that this girl is Bi.

Fred!

First impression: cute badger boy. but i really like Tummeler so i want to see more of him. i don’t want Tummeler to be replaced or anything.

Impression now: he’s! so great!!! he’s smart and just the sweetest, purest little guy. i like him a lot more.

Favorite moment: when Charles makes him his apprentice. or in the fifth, when he talks about “animal logic”.

Idea for a story: uhhhh. i’m honestly not sure. sorry!

Unpopular opinion: i uhhh don’t have any, i don’t think

Favorite relationship: him and Charles, and Laura Glue

Favorite headcanon: i don’t have any for him :(

Jack!!

First impression: cute, pure boy. could do no wrong. sweet and innocent. and then: Oh Wait he’s MEAN!!! like wow really mean!

Impression now: LOVE.... LOVE.... i really love Jack now. he makes a lot of mistakes, he lashed out at John too much in the first book, but he’s a good man who truly cares for others and is Doing His Best. i adore jack now! absolutely love him!!!

Favorite moment: at the end of Here, There Be Dragons. when he gives people their shadows back. that was amazing.

Idea for a story: honestly, i think reading (or.. maybe writing if i was better) an Inklings meeting could be really fun? i’d want to read it. or: jack gets sick/really hurt and his friends have to take care of him. Or... Rescue Mission... these are like bare-bones ideas I’m Sorry.

Unpopular opinion: as much as i love and appreciate Jack, he isn’t my favorite. he’s very very VERY close!! please do not think that i don’t love and adore Jack, because i do! also i know Mr. James A. Owen wrote in one of the books that Jack was technically the main character but i still see John as the main character.

Favorite relationship: his relationship(s) with John, Charles, and Bert

Favorite headcanon: well, i draw him with curly blond hair, and he’s pretty short, so i guess that counts. also jack will wear anything. literally anything he finds he just throws on.

Rose Dyson!

First impression: cool character, seems like a cute kid, i like that she’s Hugo’s “niece”, but she doesn’t seem super interesting, i guess.

Impression now: i love Rose! she’s so brave and intelligent. but most of all just kind, just incredibly loving. she cares about her uncles and friends so much. she’s also become really funny, and cuter.

Favorite moment: when she defeats the Shadow King.

Idea for a story: same idea with Laura Glue?

Unpopular opinion: shrug!

Favorite relationship: Madoc, and the cotig boys

Favorite headcanon: curly hair! also gay

onto the anime boys of my heart

Ling Yao!!

First impression: who the heck is this guy? he wasn’t in fma 03 im???? very confused??

Impression now: i love this kid... he’s just the best. one of my favorites.

Favorite moment: i have a lot!!! one of them is when he’s talking with May Chang and he promises to protect her clan.. that scene was really sweet!! GOsh i love Ling Yao so much. 10/10 would smooch

Idea for a story: Boy i ain’t got no clue. sorry. ok maybe self-insert stuff but other than that... Also! consider: Greed Lives AU

Unpopular opinion: what are the popular opinions i don’t even know. maybe... maybe him and ed should have smooched idk. also i would have really liked to see Al and Ling interact more.

Favorite relationship: him and greed.... and ed.. Best Bros..

Favorite headcanon: bi? trans? he gets rid of the concubine system? him and lan fan get married? him and ed smooched??

G r e e d , b a b y

First impression: oh man i don’t even remember. honestly.

Impression now: i am in love with this man. 10/10!! would SMOOCH!!!!

Favorite moment: aside from All Of Them, that part where he admits he only ever wanted friends was... (BOY) really great.

Idea for a story: Greed. Lives. A. U.

Unpopular opinion: not really unpopular but? he’s a good person!!! a really good person!! and he’s hilarious. and very handsome.. too handsome..

Favorite relationship: Ling!

Favorite headcanon: Bi, or Pan. owned hundreds of sunglasses.

last but not least!! DEKU!!

First impression: the most likable character ever. just so unbelievably selfless and caring. just wants to help other people, literally that’s it. has no confidence, needs more. cries a lot and that’s ok!! the sweetest, most wholesome kid ever.

Impression now: more or less the same!! but now he’s a lot stronger, more determined, more confident. seriously this kid will not give up, ever. i admire this sweet boy.

Favorite moment: WHEN ALL MIGHT SAYS THAT HE CAN BE A HERO AND... IZUKU JUST COLLAPSES ON THE GROUND, SOBBING... ALSO??? WHEN HIM AND TODOROKI COME TO SAVE IIDA...

Idea for a story: him and todoroki and iida go on a date. but like a life date. i want them to date.

Unpopular opinion: the fandom makes him too sad? like i don’t have a problem with that but i just don’t see him that way?? but that’s just me

Favorite relationship: iida!!! him and iida!!! 4ever

Favorite headcanon: bi baby boy.

this was a lot of fun!!! thank you so much, Al! i hope these answers are sufficient. if not, let me know.

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freckledbabysbf-blog · 7 years ago

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11 Questions Tag!!

(or more like i’ve been tagged 7 times and im just gonna answer all of them)

Basically, you have to answer these 11 questions, create 11 new ones and then tag 11 people to answer your questions!

thank you neha for tagging me! @3rachaa

1) which stray kids member would you want as your best friend?

honestly?? probably either felix, seungmin or changbin. i think felix would probably bring out good sides of me, seungmin and i could be soft together and changbin and i are just lowkey the same person so

2) who’s your ult bias and why?

i dont even know at this point, i have like 5 tbh. its ncts mark, because he got me back into kpop because idk i just thought hes really inspirational and shit. then theres seventeens the8 because honestly he just snatched me and damn im lowkey in love with him ngl and hes so talented and god damn beautiful i just cant. then theres ma boy v, aka kim taehyung aka the guy that has had me smitten since 2014 and i just love him because damn his voice and hes so adorable and just damn. also im a hoe its also suga because ngl hes like exactly my type and hes so damn admirable and just i dont even know how could i not love him? And last but not least our boy felix somehow did it and im not sure how but he did it and im still confused

3) how’s your day been?

im really sick but except that today was a chill day, i had a 5hour nap and basically couldnt talk all day so

4) what’s something that you’re excited about?

honestly? my best friend and i have a tradition of staying on my step dads farm in between christmas and new year every year and this year my other best friend is joining us and im super exited for that

5) how’d you discover stray kids? what was your initial impression of them?

i saw the teaser of the hellevator mv and was like, damn jyp u got a new group ready to snatch me?

6) ice cream or cake?

questionable because i dont eat either bc it most of the time isnt vegan but probably ice cream

7) what’s your fave food?

i have no favorite food tbh

8) favorite ice cream flavor?

idk proably hazelnut ig

9) what’s your ult group? why do you love them?

the same as with ub, its in between nct, seventeen, bts and now also stray kids and right now id say my main focus is stray kids? i just love them

10) what’s your role in the fandom? (ex. parent, the baby, etc.)

im that one gay cousin who just dissapears from time to time

11) rant about anything ;)

honestly felix eyes are so beautiful and dont let me start about his damn freckles man this guy is a whole 20/10 like damn bro chill ur already basically everything i want as a boyfriend stop being perfect hard working and lovable

thanks mari pt 1 @jiggyjisung

1. whats your fav cold drink?

does water count?

2. chocolate chip cookies or oreos?

both are not vegan but if they would be probably chocolate chip i dont like oreos

3. are you still in school?

sadly yes i am and its stressing me

4. do you have a job or volunteer work?

not really i sometimes do errands for my moms cinema tho

5. Do you have any pets?

pets that are actually mine? at the moment not but im getting kittens soon

6. am i gonna finish this without making stupid questions?

7. trick question all these questions are pretty stupid

i am aware

8. do you like anime (wow such weeb)

i might like anime, youll never find out tho (yes)

9. do you like video games (wow such nerd)

i mean im totally not obsessed with little nightmares or anything

10. what temperature is it where u are?

well outside its like 0° C inside idk

11. whats ur level of weird

changbin

mari pt2

1. Whats good fam?

bye

2. Did you eat yet

its midnight, yes i ate a small dinner

3. What time is it?

00:09

4. are you tired?

nope

5. Still in school or nah?

yyes

6. are you a keyboard, cuz you’re my type *wink wonk*

thanks ur not (jk ily ur cool)

7. did you like that ^^

i love me some shitty pck up lines

8. So whatcha doin rn (besides this)

texting and listening to music

9. chocolate chip cookies or oreos

chocolate chip

10. do u got any pets

nope still not

11. mac n cheese or lasagna

both not vegan but probably lasanga

thanks my dear ela ily @incorrectfelix

if you could magically learn any language, real or fictional, which one would it be?

probably korean tbh

Do weekdays have a colour for you?

not really

If so, which ones?

nah

Sweet or savoury?

savoury

If you could do anything right now, what would it be?

having a movie night with all of my close friends i miss them a lot

What‘s your favourite haircolour?

black and brown probably, but ill also never say no to some good looking dyed hair thats lowkey washed out

Favourite kpop quote?

“My current boyfriend is Shownu and my next boyfriend will be Wonho” - I.M

Favourite type of weather?

snow and rain im all in for that cold wheather

What got you into KPop?

my friend back in 2014 and then mark lee

Do you have any ships? Which ones?

to many tbh, i love taegi? like sign me the fuck up. celara (thats the shipname of my siter and her girlfriend and i support it) , changlix, poly evryone and idk man i ship a lot of people

Describe a memory, any memory.

hi im about to share one of my favourite memories from this year with you, like it was a quite warm saturday evening and i was out with my friends and maybe a little drunk but we all were and we were just talking and honestly that was the moment i realised i love my friend so much i could never let go of them ( i like talking about memories so if anyone wanna know some of my fevourite memories im open to share them)

Favourite names?

i really like charlie, noah,nico, lee (yes i like my own names fight me) , finn, michael and lucas

thanks for tagging me @dabkingfelix

1: Do you prefer tea to coffee??

tea all the way coffee is way to bitter for me

2: When was the last time you laughed so hard that it hurt??

just now, bc my throat is sick but my friend send me a joke

3: List 3 things can be found in your room on a daily basis??

pens, clothes and pacifiers

4: What’s your favourite season??

fall and winter

5: If you were reborn, would you change your gender??

well i mean i am transgender so yea i guess i would

6: Who is your favourite fictional character??

probably lee jordan and fred and george

7: What was your dream job when you were a kid??

i always wanted to be an artist

8: What’s your favourite scent??

vanilla and cinnamon

9: Name 3 personality traits you seek in other people??

honestly, loyality and creativity i guess??

10: Do you lick or bite ice cream??

god i dont know

11: Do you believe in horoscopes?

nope not really

thanks @thestraykidsfreak

1. Milk or cereal?

cereal

2. The group that got you into Kpop?

bts (and lowkey vixx) in 2014

3. Who’s your Stray Kids bias?

felix and changbin

4. A thing you really like about yourself? (appearance, character trait, whatever)

that i can draw well and that i get quite freckly in summer

5. Do you get along with your family?

i guess

6. Fave band that isn’t Kpop?

one ok rock lol (or pierce the veil, sue my emo ass)

7. Have you ever considered learning Korean?

yes im lowkey learning it but its on hold bc of school rn

8. What’s the last compliment you gave someone?

i like your eyes, they look as dead as u (to my best friend. she might've hit me)

9. Have you ever changed your bias? And if, how often?

the only group where i actually changed my bias is seventeen where i went from jeonghan to woozi to the8

10. Do you have any nervous habits?

i scratch open my skin, i pick at my skin and i fidget

11. What made you get a tumblr account?

well this one the cereal debatte my actual first one? idk anymore tbh

thanks emma ur cool @straykidshizzle

1. What do you like most about your physique?

i like my nose and eyes

2. What is your biggest talent?

drawing probably

3. When do you feel the happiest?

when im with my friends

4. What is your favorite memory?

this year the moment i was outside with my friends where i thought wow im really glad i got all of you, in general a night between christmas and new year on my stepdads farm laying on my bed at night with my best friend listening to teneriffea sea by ed sheeran

5. What is your current homescreen background?

for my phone, felix for my laptop some random hot guys collarbones

6. If you got a free plane ticket to anywhere, where would you go?

probably korea, thats the place i wanna go most right now

7. What did you want to be when you were young(er)?

artist

8. How would you describe yourself?

im really bad at that but a highkey socially akward small shy boy that just wants to get accepted and doesnt know how to handle social situations

9. What’s the best thing that happened to you this week?

its monday night so i guess its my friend saying shell visit me tomorrow because im sick and my other friend who i thought didnt like me anyymore asking me to meet up on wednesday

10. Who is someone you really admire? (and why?)

lowkey my sister because she just does whatever she wants and my best friend because she does what she wants but shes still on top of her class and just wow i just really admire all of my friends (thats lowkey shitty tho bc that lowkey fucks with my mental state)

11. Who was the last person you hugged?

well, probably my mom or dad and except them lotte, a girl whos on my team that i drove home with together

thanks for all the tags man

my questions are:

1. whats your hogwarts house ? (slytherin im a snek)

2. cats or dogs ? (cats)

3. favorite star constellation ? (cygnus and the summer triangle)

4. kakao talk or line ? (kakao)

5. a stargazing date or a library date? (stargazing)

6. natrual or dyed hair (both but natural ig)

7. sexual orientation? (gay)

8. haikyuu or kuroko no basket or free (?yes im a whole weeb rip)

9. produce 101 season 1 or 2 ? (2)

10. girl groups or boy groups? (bg)

11. kermit or pepe? (kermit)

i tag : @fehlix, @leader-chan, @dani-edgy, @ultiz; @jisxngie ; @f3lix-lee; @koalachris; @jenaipaidemots (what an url), @squishywoojin , @jeongn @felixsfreckles

if you dont want to or have already done it dont worry!

#tags

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evenstevensranked · 7 years ago

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#24: Season 3, Episode 10 - “Hutch Boy”

School bully Lloyd Offler targets Louis as his next victim. Meanwhile, Ren’s hair is accidentally dyed blonde!

First off, I just want to say that I'm dedicating this review to Brad Bufanda, the actor who played Lloyd. It was brought to my attention on Instagram that he just recently passed away on November 1st. He was 34. Very strange timing because this episode was next on my list already and I was working on the review as I found out. My heart kinda sank. I feel really weird segueing into my regular, light-hearted style now after the fact -- but I figure it's actually better to keep things light during darker times. So yeah. Let's do this!

This one opens with one of the most incredible things ever: a flying squirrel. Not an actual flying squirrel of course, but a mechanical one that Louis and Twitty rigged to scare Tom -- who happens to have an extremely specific and strange fear of flying squirrels. I wonder what instilled that fear? lol. How many squirrels have you seen flyin' around out there?

This bit used to have me in stitches. Tom’s terrified scream is something you have to hear for yourself.

Just then, some guy named Lloyd Offler approaches them and starts yelling at Louis for giving him "hard looks." Like, excuse me? I'll never understand how bullies pick their victims. Louis is the best, leave him alone. I know that Louis, Tawny, and Tom are supposed to be outcasts of sorts (leaving out Twitty because we’ve seen that he’s actually pretty popular)... But still. Louis is cool imo. Lloyd walks away, but not before letting Louis know that he’s on his radar now. Great.

~Radar~

Cut to the subplot. Ren volunteers her hair to the “Future Beauticians” Club, and let me tell you... I had such an ah-ha moment when I was re-watching this episode. For whatever reason, I always thought the club was called the Future PETITIONS club. Ruby says the name so fast it’s hard to understand. I was always so confused, like... What the heck is that? What petitions? And what do they have to do with dyeing hair? And then it hit me. I kid you not, it was like the skies opened up! "Beauticians” obviously makes so much more sense, lol.

To Ren’s horror, her hair turns out platinum blonde. Ruby has a flashback to the moment it all went wrong. We see that mid-gossip, she was distracted and poured soda into the dye mixture instead of whatever else she was supposed to use. I always felt personally responsible for this accident because she starts off the gossip with "So, I'm talkin' to Brittany..." Don't drag me into this, Ruby.

At least it was “natural” soda.

Ren is furious at first but soon notices that her hair is garnering attention. So she starts strutting down the hall to a "Walking on Sunshine" rip off.

This is another situation like the "Staying Alive" rip off in Stevens Genes. From memory, I would've bet money that the actual "Walking on Sunshine" was used here!! But nope. I'm still fascinated by how the brain can be tricked like that. Girls are staring at Ren with jealousy now and guys are checking her out... including Louis -- who doesn’t recognize her at first. It’s highly disturbing.

“hey, blondie... how u doin?” - Louis stop. Ignoring the fact that it’s Ren, it’s so weird to see Louis attempt to hit on someone. *shivers with disgust* I take back what I said about him being cool.

At lunch, the gang is laughing about how Lloyd’s name is spelled with two L’s. “Maybe he pronounces it La-Loyd?” Tawny jokes. Louis dies of laughter and says “...And my name’s La-Louis” so sarcastically. IT GETS ME EVERY TIME. Shia is so full of joy here and the whole scene has such an organic feel to it. You get the sense that these are real friends at school having a laugh. It’s contagious and warms my heart.

So pure.

Suddenly.......... this iMovie “suspense” sound effect plays twice as Lloyd appears hovering behind Louis asking “You having a good time, La-Louis?” Why are these double L jokes so funny to me?! Oh my god. Lloyd picks up Louis’ sandwich, licks it dramatically, and puts it back on his tray. Nice guy! Louis tries to reason with him, but Lloyd refuses and says “See you in shop class” ominously.

During shop class Louis is so afraid of what Lloyd might do, he’s quite literally shaking like a leaf. Twitty tries to reassure him by saying the teacher is nearby and won’t let anything happen to him. But then the teacher is all “I’m gonna step out of the room for a minute and I will take my time.” This is so good. Now that they’re alone, Lloyd snatches away Louis' “shelf” project and puts it in the hutch he's constructing. This is a great bit though because Louis decides to face Lloyd then and apologize (even though he did nothing wrong.) It’s really nice. Louis is so sincere and mature here. Lloyd seemingly accepts the apology... but then stuffs Louis into the hutch as well. (see cover photo)

Tom politely confronts Lloyd insisting he let Louis out of the hutch, before he says “I’m sorry it’s come to this...” and randomly goes completely black belt on Lloyd to everyone's shock. Then again, was it to everyone’s shock? Because their classmates emerged from their workstations, conveniently holding up wood for Tom to break lol. I love how the teacher walks back in while Tom is kickin’ around like he’s Jackie Chan, and has one of those “f this, I’m out” moments:

This show’s humor was way ahead of its time.

Louis is beyond shocked and it always cracks me up when Tom calmly helps Louis out of the hutch and whispers “Come on, buddy.” I don’t know what it is... but it’s just so freaking funny. There’s this hilarious ~zen~ music playing as well which is the icing on the cake. There’s a great line later that day when Louis starts evaluating the situation: “If Tom was the biggest wimp at school, and he saved MY butt? That means I’M THE BIGGEST WIMP AT SCHOOL.” ....true tho. Twitty mentions our good ol’ buddy Pete who everyone apparently prays to on this show when he says “Who would’ve known he was an honest to Pete, second degree black belt?!” lol.

To wrap up Ren’s plot, because not too much else happens: She basically becomes an overtly stereotypical blonde overnight. Constantly saying “oh muh gosh!,” reading fashion magazines during class, and blowing off her commitments to roller skate in the house instead.

Okay, is she curling her hair now? or did they honestly think we wouldn’t notice that Ren’s hair magically became curly after it was dyed blonde. Who picked this wig?

She also went out and got a whole new wardrobe to go with her hair or something?! Because these clothes she’s wearing do not seem like stuff she already had in her closet. Ruby rounds up a bunch of blondes from LJH and holds a mini intervention for Ren -- telling her that she’s giving blondes a bad name. And that’s pretty much it! Ruby dyes her hair back to normal.

I love how Ruby left her “a little souvenir” of blonde! I’ve been dyeing one small section of my hair blonde for years now, so this always makes me happy lol. Look at how much body Ren’s “hair” has when she’s blonde and how flat it is when she’s back to normal lol.... seems legit. I also definitely owned that yellow and blue striped top that girl on the left is wearing.

Back to Louis’ drama. Tom is outside casually practicing his martial arts when Louis approaches him with some hot chocolate from Doris. Tom’s so ~in the zone~ that he almost roundhouse kicks Louis in the face. I needed to gif it:

Louis tells Tom that he wants to be just like him, he wants to learn how to fight. Tom agrees to teach Louis ~his ways~ and I swear this is one of my favorite bits EVERRRRRRR. There’s no way I’m typing all of this out. You have to feast your eyes on the greatness yourself:

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“Louis... did I mention it takes 9 years to learn my ways?” - This show is absolute GOLD, I do not care what anyone says.

Who knew Fred Meyers could actually do all of that, though?! So yeah, after telling Lloyd he’d fight him, even though he can’t fight -- Tom tells Louis his only option is to “find his inner strength and harness it.” And Louis, being the actual genius he is, takes that advice quite literally. I also love how Louis just says “meet me in the alley at 7″ .......which alley, bro? Ya also gotta love that “The Rock” reference. (”If you smell what Louis is cookin’!”) This show really did pick the BEST things to reference when it came to pop culture. It feels like Dwayne Johnson is everywhere these days!

The last big scene of the episode is the alley sequence, and I love it so much. Louis has Beans and Twitty secretly help him work a harness he rigged to fly around like some crazy martial arts master just to freak Lloyd out and avoid fighting altogether. It starts off pretty hilarious (Louis literally does the macarena as a “kung fu” move) but then it gets serious for a minute and it’s perfect. Of course, it all goes down in flames and Lloyd sees the wire. It feels so satisfying to reach the heart of a bully. It's great when you start to see Lloyd feel bad about how he’s treated Louis and I freaking love how Louis gives in, but at the same time -- stands up for himself. He tells Lloyd to beat him up, almost pressuring him to do so -- which obviously makes Lloyd NOT want to beat him up. It's great.

“I’ve come to the realization that if I’m gonna get hit, I’m gonna get hit. You know what you’re gonna wanna do? Get some towels. ‘Cause I’m a bleeder.” - Yesss, Louis.

This leads to one of my favorite little exchanges in the series. Lloyd immediately becomes a huge softie and wants to know how Louis pulled off the harness trick and they quickly start bonding over engineering. Lloyd is all "I didn't know you were into mechanical stuff!" And Louis says "Yeah, dude. I am. But you were too busy putting me in your hutch." - I'm sooo glad they actually had Louis say that engineering is something he's into! Because otherwise, his inventions come across as nothing but wacky things that only exist to support the gags he pulls with no further explanation. Idk. It's such a short moment, but it makes me so happy every time!!! Louis even gives Lloyd a quick rundown of the materials he used to rig the harness and idk man, it just makes me smile. I LOVE THIS CHARACTER SO MUCH. (I also just noticed that the flying squirrel gag was solid foreshadowing for this harness rig.)

I always get a little sad that Lloyd didn't become a bit of a recurring character for the rest of the season or something. This final scene between them has a ~beginning of a beautiful friendship~ sort of vibe. Lloyd invites Louis to check out his home workshop and ugh it’s so nice. We hardly ever see Louis with any friends outside of his core group, let alone someone else who shares his love of engineering, so maybe that’s why this scene always hits me.

I really like this episode for some reason. Always have. Like, A LOT. I think it’s because of the big showdown in shop class. And Louis wanting to learn martial arts from Tom. And the flying squirrel. And Louis and Lloyd in the alley. It's all amazing. And Ren’s plot is pretty fun, too. This is just an awesome episode all around.

Rest in Peace, Brad Bufanda.

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