#freaky!!

[beebeurk]

As per usual, been a while since I last posted.

Silly oc art :3

[knot-ee]

“ What are you goin' on about? Didn't know sorcerers were concerned with the kinds of pleasures the King of Curses seeks. Did you even THINK I could derive pleasure out of the realm of combat and killing? I think not. ”

Sukuna splayed out his thighs and propped chin upon closed fist. Curses came in infinite shapes and forms. Did it alarm the society of inflated jujutsu sorcerers that The King of Curses was more human than they expected. Or wanted. What was he @thehonoredwon looking to get out of it for that matter. Sick curiosity. Sick desire?

“ Curses are shaped by the experiences and their desires. Depending how strong they are.. their will to thrive, they take shape in a form that pleases them. There was no way I was going to make myself look like a grub. I wanted to have fun. I DO want to have fun. To kill and reap the rewards. Conquest with the benefits. Little thing about me is... I do not possess testicles as much fun as it would be to stuff them in your face. No possibility of conception. No need for testicles. Understand? There is fanfare at the end. After all winter needs a conclusion. A flower is truly a flower when it blooms. Cursed energy spurting all over your face. Wanna see? ”

[randyortonofficial]

video of cody rhodes, snoop dogg, and undertaker in a tour bus talking to each other just dropped and i can’t stop laughing because there is literally a scene in my candy fic where snoop dogg gives cody advice backstage at the 2008 wrestlemania which ends up in cody rhodes and the undertaker having sex

[pleuvoire]

i love to watch weird math videos but if the math is too weird and the hour is too late then it is like watching horror videos a little bit. i can’t get snack because non-euclidean hyperbolic space will be at. the fridge

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

[luminixx]

“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.

this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.

[zanyd0g]

when he matches your freak

[one-time-i-dreamt]

“Freaky Friday” was not in fact a real movie which existed BUT had recently entered production as a film because people kept referencing it any time body swapping came up so the movie industry was just like “well I guess we have to make that movie now” and there was already a niche internet fan-base for it.

[freakxwannaxbe]

The Alastor delusion on tiktok is actually bewildering, like this comment on a video about how sweet and fatherly Alastor is to Charlie

Oh yeah?

This guy?

This guy right here? He's the one singing about guiding her with pure intentions???

Oh this is the face of a man with no nefarious intent to you? An honest, well meaning, all around swell fella??? This is your non-manipulative guy??????

[huellitaa]

"match my freak!" match my sweetness. match my benevolence. match my empathy. match my ability to feel emotions so deeply it tears me apart from the inside out

[knot-ee]

5. Do they masturbate often?

6. Tell us about their best and worst sex experience? 

7. Did they ever had sex when people were around?

8. Have they ever been caught having sex?

9. When was the last time they had a wet dream? Bonus if you can describe it as much as you can in detail. 20. Are they proud of their kinks? Is there a kink they’re too ashamed to share? (Piers)

Slapping the monkey frequency?

No more than once in a week, no less than once a month. Really depends what kind of headspace he's in and how repressed he's feeling. Some would definitely consider him repressed.

The best of times. The worst of times.

OOF. This is a doozy. The worst experience in the realm of sexual experience is when he was aggressively hit on and groped by a man older than his father.. and who reminded him of his father. The best experience was his first time. He ended up cumming prematurely, but his partner was very understanding and didn't let the night end there. Piers ended up catching a little bit of feelings, but it didn't go past a single night. It was pretty mind-blowing, and he still thinks about his first time to this day.

Did the deed with others present?

Only as far as people were in other rooms of the hotel. Piers is not a voyeur and would be mortified to do anything sexual in a public space. He's innocent like that!

Caught with his pants around his ankles?

Nooope. Never. Piers might swear off sex and become a glorified monk if that ever happened. He was even careful as a teenager and made sure dear ol' dad wasn't around when he jerked off, but y'know, there's no avoiding morning accidents.

Last time indulging into those guilty dreams?

Piers is mortified to admit, but it happens often and usually following watching porn right before bed, so several weeks ago. Some of his dreams are very detailed, other times it's just sensation like the feeling of a mouth around his cock, the wet feeling, and then... He does have wet dreams about weird things, and he's not sure if that makes him a little fucked up or if it's just the influence of the brain doing what brain does. He can't remember faces, but his dream involved someone from his past going to extreme measures to mess with his life. Attacking the people in his life through obscure means instead of attacking him directly. In the end, he finds out who it is and that he was the target all along, leading to a strange conclusion of getting a handjob.

Shame or pride?

He's ashamed of everything. Compared to others, he doesn't like anything outrageous, but he still sees it as sinful and disrespectful as his kinks revolve around superiors, power play, and uniforms.

[leeseechkeens]

My take on this topic

Sorry if it got a little freaky

[featherdownmoor]

i literally just found out Americans spell judgement as judgment and i am so weirded out right now

[genenatic]

freaky losers ….

[transmascmikey]

she lets me hit because i use his pronouns interchangeably