#frank adler headcannon

[levans44]

Tipsy, smutty headcanons w/ cevans characters (pt. 1)

(aka: how steve and frank would fuck you after a few drinks)

Steve:

Steve’s never been one for PDA—nearly five months since you’ve started ‘going steady,’ but he’s still so polite about touching you, always keeping his hands to himself when you’re out together in public.

But all that changes with a few sips of Asgardian mead at an Avengers soirée, which gives him a high he hasn’t had the luxury of feeling since 1941.  

It’s that point in the night when the party’s starting to wind down—just a small circle of friends gathered around Tony’s living room, jostling about who’s worthy enough to lift Thor’s hammer.

You’re sat next to Steve on the far end of the couch, amused by the group’s shenanigans. You laugh along at all the right cues, chin in hand as you butt in with a witty comment here and there. Meanwhile, Steve can’t focus on anyone else but you, eyes zeroing in on your smile, the way those red lips stretch around the rim of your glass. The soft curves of your body under that little black dress as you cross your legs, leaning innocently into his side. 

With your attention still on the rest of the group, the alcohol encourages him to venture out a little. Careful fingers skim across the top of your knee, a quick brush of his calloused knuckles against your thigh. 

You miss it the first few times, but when his hand starts to inch closer and closer up the hem of your dress you turn to look at him, brows raised. You immediately notice the difference in his energy—eyes relaxed, head resting against the back of the couch as a lazy smile ghosts his soft lips. 

Steve, you okay? You murmur away from the group, head cocked to one side. 

Hmm? mmhm. He’s barely nodding, clearly distracted by something else. 

You frown, about to follow up, when a loud crash from the group makes you jump—Tony’s ingenious plans to lift the hammer using the suit had backfired (literally), the propulsion from his glove blasting him all the way across the room. 

The whole group starts groaning at the damage of the crash, and that’s when you feel Steve’s grip on your knee suddenly tighten. With everyone else distracted, he leans forward, hot breath teasing the shell of your ear as he whispers:

Can we go home?

You’re a little wide-eyed and breathless when it finally sinks in. One look at the way his tongue darts out to swipe at his bottom lip, his eyes shamelessly dragging down the outlines of your dress, and you’re shouting some incoherent excuse about an early morning to the rest of the group, grabbing his hand, and dragging his ass out of there.

He can’t keep his hands off of you in the back of the Uber, and as soon as the apartment door closes shut, he sleuths off all pretense of modesty, any sliver of chivalry he was holding onto at the party.

Steve, what’s gotten into you? Is this that stuff you were drinking at the party?

You’re laughing because he can’t seem to get you out of your dress fast enough, painfully hard beneath you as you run your fingers through his tussled hair, straddling him on the couch. 

Dunno. haven’t…  

He huffs out a breath, brows furrowed, pupils blown wide. 

…haven’t ffelt like this in a while. 

Hands dragging up and down your sides, his lips worship every inch of your body. And you’re pretty sure your heart stops beating the moment he leans up to your ear, murmuring oh-so-gently:

Want you to ride me. 

Please.

Brand fucking new, for Steve to voice his needs like that. You pull back, resting a hand against his chest, and he stares up at you like you’re the only person he’s ever known, completely exposed and defenseless. His heart thumps erratically under your fingertips—a reminder of his mortality, that he’s still just a man. Your man. 

You keep him underneath you all night, teasing mercilessly until he’s a groaning, panting mess underneath you—cheeks flushed, hips bucking, nails gripping at the upholstery. He can’t do anything but take it, head rolling against the back of the couch as you bounce up and down on his cock, grinding slow and hard, coming to a complete halt before speeding back up. 

And he’s grinning like an idiot the whole time. 

F-fuck, you feel… you feel so good, a-always so good. 

God, I love you.

He’s a stuttering mess when you finally let him come, a string of broken syllables that spell out your name. 

When he rushes up to kiss you, you grin against his mouth, closing a gentle hand around his neck. Your index finger slides over to his pulse point, just to the right of his Adam’s apple, tapping in time with the rhythm of a heart that only beats for you.

Frank:

Frank drinks when he’s pissed. And today’s just been… one of those days. Repair went south on a boat he’s been working on for weeks, and he was called into Mary’s school (for the third time this month) because she’d snuck her laptop in her bag and got into a fight over it at recess.  

He’s just dropped Mary off to stay at Roberta’s (after a lengthy conversation about ‘keeping that damn laptop at home’). On the drive back, he’s gripping the steering wheel hard enough to leave indents because all he can think about right now is you, you, you. 

He returns to an empty house, and it takes him a few bottles of liquid courage before he’s shakily looking up your name in his short list of contacts, texting you five simple words:

Can you come over tonight?

Like a dog to a whistle, you’re there in under 10. 

He yanks open the door after the first knock, his lips swallowing your soft greeting as he kisses you fiercely, wasting no time as he pulls you into his bedroom. 

Calloused hands drag down your hips, squeezing your ass before he slides your jeans off, pushing you onto the bed. Kissing his way up your neck, lips hovering over your jaw as heavy breaths warm up your skin.

Frank, you alright? W-what’s going on?

You slow him down, fingers grasping at the short hairs on his nape.

He nods against the crook of your neck, pulling back with a quiet sigh.

Yeah, m’fine, I just….

He’s never been great with words, but the familiar strain in his eyes tells you all you need to know. Cupping his face in both hands, you pull him back down, and his grateful lips respond to yours with fervor. His arm moves south, palm warm and heavy against your sex as he cups your mound. Drags his fingers against the wet patch on your panties until you’re arching into his touch and mewling against his mouth. 

He’s desperate too, practically throbbing by the time he hastily shucks his boxers down and reaches for a condom in the bedside drawer. His hands are shaking, unable to tear his eyes away from you—your naked form sprawled on top of his sheets, fingers drawing lazy circles over your clit as you smile up at him. 

And when he finally sinks into your heat, it’s the first time in days the noise in his brain goes silent.

He fills his mind, instead, with images of you. 

Your coquettish grin, delicate lashes fluttering against the tops of your cheeks as you blink up at him.

I’m all yours, baby.

Whatever you want.

You bring his hand up to your face, rubbing your cheek against his palm. Soft, pink lips mold around the tip of his thumb as you suck gently, circling your tongue over the tip, and it sends him over the edge. 

With one of your legs hooked over his shoulder, he drives into you, deep. Hits that one spot inside you that’s got your pretty eyes rolling into the back of your head.  

Fuck, yes. Right there, don’t stop.

Shit—m’not, not gonna last.

Let go for me, baby, I've got you.

He cums with a low groan, collapsing forward to bury his face in the crook of your neck as he bottoms out. When the aftershocks pass, you let him stay there for a while, fingers caressing the back of his neck while you listen to his breathing even out. 

He rolls off of you, mumbling a quiet apology, embarrassment etched into his brows as he lets out a low chuckle. 

Didn’t mean to jump you as soon as you got here.

Your chest heaves with laughter as you turn to the side, pink lips stretched into a wicked grin as you look at him dead in the eye.

Frank, never apologize for fucking me like that.

And despite everything that’s gone wrong that day, your words send butterflies to the pit of his stomach, making him blush like he’s a high schooler on prom night.

He’s only known you for a couple months now, and you’re a few years younger—vibrant and affectionate in ways that make him feel guilty on most days. And even though he’s asked to ‘keep things casual’ because ‘he’s not exactly in the best place to commit to a relationship,’ he knows from the light behind your eyes that it’s time. 

He asks you out for lunch the very next day.

author's note: gahh this was so fun to write and I hope you enjoyed! remember to drink responsibly kidz!!! If you do drink, reply&lmk what kind of drunk you are (handsy, loud, sad, etc) I’m trying to see something lol

also working on a pt.2 w/ ransom+andy but lmk if you'd like to see any other characters!

(update: read pt. 2 here!)

[rascal-xo]

~ RASCALXO MASTERLIST ~

A/N: REQUESTS ARE OPEN :)

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titles with ** next to them contain mature content - Read at your own discretion (SMUT, heavy violence, and or some levels of gore)

I mostly write Call of Duty fics but I am willing to do any other kind of requests too Living in the Shadows: Series Masterlist |Simon Riley x Female Reader|

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CoD Black Ops Cold War

** Red White & Blue(Series):Frank Woods x Female Reader

Chapter 1

What The Future Holds: Russell Adler x Reader

The Pain We Ease: Russell Adler x Reader

Electric: Russell Adler x Reader

CoD Modern Warfare II

** Unspoken Love: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x Female Reader

Spoken Happiness: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x Female Reader

Sweet Indulgence: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x Female Reader

Surface Tension: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x GN!Reader

** Sweet Nothings: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x Female Reader

Bittersweet: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x GN!Reader

When it Rains, It Pours: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x Female Reader

Desire: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x Female Reader (WITIP PT.2)

** Loose Ends: Alejandro Vargas x Female Reader

Special Affairs: 141 x G!N Reader

Special Affairs Pt.2: 141 x G!N Reader

Unhealed Wounds: Soap MacTavish x Female Reader

New Faces: 141 x Reader

Stone Cold: Simon Riley x Reader

Stubborn: Simon Riley x Reader

Sunday Punch: Simon Ghost Riley x Female Reader

War and Cookies: Soap Mactavish x Reader

Burning Bridges: Simon Riley x Reader

Dare or Dare: Simon Riley x Female Reader

** Rules of Entanglement: Phillip Graves x Reader

** Fiery Touch: König x Reader

** Home: Phillip Graves x Female Reader

** Broken: Simon Riley x Female Reader

** Ticking Bomb: Simon Riley x Female Reader

Dark Desire: Professor Price x Reader

** Out of Reach: Simon Riley x Female Reader

The Angel of Death: Simon Riley x Female Reader (Part 1) The Angel of Death: Simon Riley x Female Reader (Part 2)

** What Make Us Tick: Simon Riley x Gender Neutral Reader

Flipping The Switch: Simon Riley x Reader

K.O.: Simon Riley x Female Reader

** The Lost Soul: Simon Riley x Female Reader

** An Unspoken Past: Simon Riley x Female Reader

** It was just a dream: Simon Riley x Female Reader Bittersweet: Simon Riley x Female Reader

At Peace: Simon Riley x Female Reader

The things we never said: Simon riley x female reader

Out of our hands: Simon Riley One Shot

Headcannons

How They React To Gossip : 141

Domestic Bliss: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x Female Reader

**Stargirl (Domestic Bliss pt 2): Simon Riley x Female Reader

All My Love: Simon Riley x Female Reader

When they Smoke weed for the first time: 141

[saiyanprincessswanie]

Hello all,

I’m looking to read more variety of characters by Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan. Don’t get me wrong I love Steve and Bucky and I will continue to read them as they are my favorites. But I want to read more of the following characters either by mutuals or new authors that I haven’t read before. Looking for oneshots, drabbles or headcannons.

Here are some examples of characters:

Andy Barber

Ari Levinson

Cole Turner

Curtis Everett

Frank Adler

Jake Jensen

Lloyd Hansen

Mr Freezy

Ransom Drysdale

Chris (Destroyer)

God the bounty hunter

Lee Bodecker

Nick Fowler

So if you or someone you know writes for the characters tag me in your work or send it to me in a DM.

Much love Missy

[misscherry-26]

Requests List

Hi! Here I will detail who I am writing about and whether requests are open or not depending on who it is.

I write short stories, headcannons, etc.

English is not my first language, and while I'm still learning, I may commit mistakes.

Feel free to drop your request HERE❤️. If I don't feel comfortable writing certain aspect or topic, I will kindly let you know. ☺️

The ones marked with the ❌ emoji and have their name crossed are the ones I'm not writing about.

The ones that are marked with the ✅ emoji, are the ones who's requests are open.

Bellamy Blake ❌

Ari Levinson ✅

Chris Evans ❌

Andy Barber ✅

Frank Adler ❌

Steve Rogers ❌

Johnny Storm ❌

Daniel Brühl ❌

Johnny Lawrence ❌

[konigsblog]

omg yessss frank woods and russell adler are both from cold war give them a chance plssss

i will!! i'll make sure to check out their characters and find some headcannons on them, maybe i'll post an analysis and ask if it's accurate to you guys 😵‍💫

[cloudystevie]

𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒓𝒃𝒔 ღ

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𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒖𝒑𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅: 𝒔𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 1 / 2020

ღ 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒔 𝒔𝒎𝒖𝒕 / 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔

𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒊 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒓𝒃𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒉 ↬ 𝒇𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒓 ↫

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➸ prompt 15 & 57 ღ

➸ prompts 21 & 56 ღ

[fandoms-writings]

Thank you so much to everyone who participated! This was so much fun and I had such a joy reading what everyone wrote and seeing all your beautiful mood boards <3

Submissions are closed except to those i’ve talked to about submitting their stuff after. 

Fics

Bribe the Super by @real-jane​

Bucky x reader

Words: 5.8k

Summary: You have a very hot neighbor. He happens to think the same of you.

Delicate by @bucksangel​

Bucky x reader

Word Count: 2.6k

Summary: Bucky Barnes, known as the ‘king of New York’, is ruthless and powerful, running everything with an iron fist. He has no weaknesses, other than you. You’re his world, his soulmate, his angel, and he’d do anything and everything to keep you safe. What John Walker, an up-and-coming mobster with irrational tendencies, doesn’t understand, is that you’ll do the same for Bucky.

Honeymooners by @historygeekfics​

Bucky x reader

Summary: Summer 1947. The newly married Mr. and Mrs. Barnes head to Cape Cod for the honeymoon of their dreams. 

Headcannons

Wedding and Honeymoon with Loki by @m4tthewmurd0ck

Moodboards

Summer love with Ari by @maroonsunrise83

Drive in Date with Lee Bodecker by @treatbuckywkisses​

Summer Evening Date with Ari by @/treatbuckywkisses

Summer Vacation with Steve (Fresh) by @/treatbuckywkisses

Summer Date with Steve Rogers by @/treatbuckywkisses

Sunsets and Stargazing with Eddie/Venom by @/treatbuckywkisses

All in a Golden Afternoon with Steve/Bucky by @/treatbuckywkisses

Summer with Frank Adler by @/treatbuckywkisses

[softcallofdutyimagines]

Hc: How the squad would try to impress you

Adler

His tales

Only a few are actually true

But all of them are entertaining

He's already an interesting person, but there are parts of him that he's afraid might scare you off if you knew the truth

So for now, you get his pretty, welcoming mask

Such as it is...

The mask of man who sometimes does stupid things, but always has a cool story to tell because of it

Not the ruthless... machine he has deep inside him

The man who will truly do anything to reach an objective when it's all on the line

The type of man who does the dirty work

The things even some of the hardest veterans he knows would think twice on

No. He can't let you know...

Hudson

He does not feel a need to impress you

In fact, he doesn't even like you

Nope, not one bit

Not the way you look at him with respect and admiration, instead of as some government drone like literally everyone else

Not the friendly, cheerful smile you always wear, and how it even reaches your gorgeous, shining eyes

And certainly not your melodic laughter, like a wind chime in a summer breeze to him, no matter how many times you say you hate the sound of it

...

He tries to impress you with the one thing he has going for him, knowledge

The only problem is he may come off as a bit of a know-it-all

But he does, in fact, know it all, so you kind of have to hand it to him

And honestly, it's almost nice to have a walking encyclopedia around

Although he'd never admit it, except perhaps with an air of exasperation, Hudson finds he actually enjoys being appreciated

Being... Liked, even

Not that he'd go out of his way to chase that reaction from others, but still

He even finds it in himself to willingly answer your questions

Even if the majority of them revolve around spell checking

Mason

He... Is not sure how to approach you

But don't take it the wrong way, he does want to

It's just, even he's not quite sure who he is these days

How will he know if what he's doing to draw you in is the real him?

Besides, he comes with a looooot of baggage...

He can't possibly drop that all on someone's lap, not at this stage in his life

For a long while, he feels distraught over wanting to talk to you and not wanting to compromise himself emotionally

But thankfully, Woods is here to give him the kick he needs

After all, he'll never find out who he is if he never tries to lay out a personality!

And as for the rest, cheesy or perhaps bizarre as it sounds: if you're the one, then it'll all work out with the brainwashed stuff

Besides, look at this place... What they do...

Everyone's a little messed up

Ok, a lot messed up

So with some surprisingly sound Woods logic in his pocket, Mason decides...

Maybe you'd like to go hangout and get drinks?

Or perhaps even, a movie?

Yeah, that sounds like a good start

Park

She knows that obviously the best way to impress someone is to be yourself!

It's not too hard, just walk up and introduce yourself

After that, segway in with a sincere complement, and bam!

You're getting to know one another

Of course, she has the added bonus of being naturally friendly, charming, and easy going

And damn, if it isn't hard to resist someone who just knows what they're about

Park asks you out for some proper, stiff drinks and has a ball trading stories

It ranges anywhere from military/secret agent type stuff, to gossip about current happenings and your friends back at base

But even then, when you're talking about the others, it almost astonishes you how she manages to keep things professional

It's never nasty comments or prying

Just... talk

And that's something that truly impresses you

She's always just so team driven and encouraging...

Perhaps you wouldn't mind getting closer to someone like that

Weaver

Weaver's in the same boat as Mason tbh

And by that I mean, he's shy and an aging, self-conscious vet with a hefty bit of baggage

Particularly, he's concerned with his missing eye

I mean, there's plenty of other, better looking guys in this place

Why would you settle for a beat up pen pusher like him?

You wouldn't get that impression from him though

Typically he just comes off as distracted or busy before he goes back to bustling around with the scientists and Major Carver

A clever fallback plan

Although the distraction piece is accurate, considering that, regardless, he's still trying to figure out just what it'd take to win you over

If you're Russian as well, he'd probably have a muuuuch easier time

Because in that case, he'd want to bond over defecting and living in the US as an ex Soviet with you

If you're not however, he has the added fear you'll reject him if you found out about his background, in addition to all the other stuff above

So he keeps that aspect as quiet as he can, and tries to talk about anything but himself

Once he works up the courage, (because he will eventually!) he likely take you out on a traditional "date" type thing and will happily let you do the talking

Woods

The most impressive thing about Woods is, well, himself!

He may be getting some salt and pepper to his beard as well but, much like Adler, he's got a lot of life still in him...

You know those weights in the back corner of the garage?

Well you can catch him pumping out some reps with them!

He's often doing waaaay too much weight which causes him to be quite sore the next morning

But hey, he does look impressive while doing it

And if, for whatever reason, he can't grab your attention all sweaty and shirtless as he pumps that iron...

He is also a very skilled marksman, he'll have you know

Whenever he can afford to show off a wicked shot out in the field, he will

He never lets his pride get in the way of the mission though

And the funny thing is...

That's what gets you in the end

Frank is so much more then his looks and his showboating

He's brave and strong and loyal...

He's a true hero, all 'mission first' and an inspiration to everyone else in the field

These are the things you like and look up to him for

Although, his unique personality is a plus

[two-faced-warcriminal]

Requests

18.3.2021

Alright ladies and gentlemen, I am in writers block and I need to write. So send in some imagines, headcannons, fic ideas for our favorite safehouse crew.

(Adler, Sims, Park, Woods, Mason, Hudson,

Lazar, Bell. Hell even Perseus)

Just a few things though since I haven't written my rules yet.

I am comfortable with writing NSFW

Ships are alright too!

I will write for either gender or the lack there of. But if you don't specify it is automatically gender neutral.

I will right virtually whatever except for non-con, rape, ddlg Shit, extreme kinks..etc.

That is about it. Have a good day you lovely Simps.

[snowgoldwaylon]

Snowgoldwaylon's Masterlist!

I will NOT write about:

Drug addiction.

Addiction to anything serious or harmful in anyway.

Any kind of sexual assault. That isn't tolerated on my blog.

Racism. I also don't accept the "oh I was just joking."

Cheating, infidelity, or r@pe.

Key: 🌟 means it contains smut/NSFW

🌠 means it has angst

👣 means family oriented/pregnancy.

Russell Adler: 🕶

Age Gap Headcannon

Cosmos and Cauldrons

Slipped Away part one part two part three🌠

Sleep Headcannon

How Do We Fix This? 🌠

Hang On!

Can I Have One Last Kiss? Part Two Part Three🌠

Wait, Does That Make Three of Us?👣

No More Second Chances, X Alex Mason Part Two🌠

After All This Time

The Outfield

Frank Woods: 🏹

I've Got You! Part one Part two

You What??

No Matter What

Likes and Dislikes Headcannon

Family Headcannon 👣

Auf Wiederseh'n PT. 2

I'm Gonna Rock You

Alex Mason: 🌞

All Night Long

Backyard Boy

20 Years Later 👣🌟

Ring of Fire

Eleazar "Lazar" Azoulay: 🍻

Soft Lazar Headcannon

New Dad Lazar Headcannons 👣

Lawrence Sims: 🧭

Relief

New House Headcannon

Helen Park: 🇬🇧

Life Saving Surgey Headcannon

Kapano "Naga" Vang: 🎭

And That's When You Came

Not So Rough After All

NSFW Headcannon 🌟

Harry Stone: ♠️

S/O Headcannon 🌟

Shane Sparks: ⚡

Date Night Headcannon 🌟

Dimitri Belikov: 🚁

You Call That Sneaky??

Traitor Headcannon🌠

Raul Menendez: 🇳🇮

Whisper of Roses, Part One Part Two

Nightclubbing

Family Headcannon 🌟

Vikhor "Stitch" Kuzmin: ⚰

Anything for You 🌟

Cold Truths 🌠

John Rambo: 🪖

Hurt reader Headcannon

Grigori Weaver: 🎃

New Dad Headcannon

A Night At The Opera

Samantha Maxis: 🧟‍♀️

Hanging out with the Safehouse Crew HC!

Freya 'Wraith' Helvig: ❄

Gender Neutral Headcannon!

Ingo Beck: 🇧🇪

Smut Headcannon!

[moonlight-prose]

A/N: Welcome to the thottiest day of the week around here! I’ve done this before, but never had an official announcement post. So here’s how it goes:

Rules:

Send in thots

Ask for headcannons

Or just come to scream about certain characters.

Fuff is definitely welcome!! It doesn’t have to mainly be a thot.

If you ask for a full length fic, just know that it will take me time to write it seeing as how my main stuff comes first.

Characters:

Marvel Characters: Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson, Loki, Natasha Romanoff, Zemo

Star Wars characters: Poe Dameron, Din Djarin, Obi-Wan, Finn, Cassian Andor

Pedro Characters: All of them

Mayans MC: Angel Reyes, EZ (i haven’t written for him yet tho so be warned)

Tommy Shelby

Sebastian Stan characters: Jefferson, Frank, Mickey, etc.

Chris Evans characters: Andy Barber, Frank Adler, Nick Vaughan

Prompts to choose from:

Please specify the list number you’re choosing from if you choose to go with a prompt. You don’t have to.

Prompt List One

Prompt List Two

Prompt List Three 

Fluff/Yearning:

Prompt List Four

Prompt List Five 

Note: If some things don’t get written exactly on Thursday they will be posted so don’t worry.

thotty thursday masterlist

[happy-littleblog]

Master List (8/23/2019)

Requests Are Open

* = My Favorites 

Harry Potter

George Weasley-

Shop Owners - George has a very big crush on the owner of the Hufflepuff Café

Jealous - George gets a little jealous over Y/n best friend Cedric 

Not Planned - Y/n becomes pregnant with George’s baby and doesn’t know how to tell him

*Mourning and Cookies - The anniversary of Fred death comes around making George become very depressed, his daughter hates seeing him sad so she bring him a little treat to cheer him up

*Muggle Girlfriend- George starts dating a muggle girl named Y/n, after revealing he was a wizard he takes her to the barrow for a family dinner but she scared they won’t like her

I Would Like That- Y/n has been friends with the twins for years and had a crush on George since 3rd year. Finally in detention together they finally confess their feelings 

Never Again- Y/n takes the fall for the twins prank on Umbridge ending up with her in detention and with a bloody cut in her hand. Not wanting to worry her boyfriend she hides it from him but she can’t keep it hidden for long.

Expecto Patrnum- None. 

Fred Weasley-

Pranks - Fred and George picked the wrong girl to prank

Flowers - Y/n get very flustered when Fred flirts with her while shopping for flowers

Veela - Y/n is part Veela and his in love with Fred, her cousins see this and decides to flirt with Fred to make her upset. 

Old Friends - Y/n was best friends with Fred and George at Hogwarts, after they all got their dream jobs she runs into Fred while running errands for her boss

*I’m Only Joking - after Fred’s death Y/n becomes depressed and to help be out of it George comes up with and idea 

*Does it Matter-  After Y/n tell a student she has a husband, it being every student mission to find out who he is

I’m Not Scared- Y/n Weasley knows she dying but it doesn’t scare her, all she wants to be next to her Husband 

Perfect Daughter- Y/n is the oldest Malfoy child, and unlike her brother didn’t want to be slave to a mad man, or be married off to someone she didn’t know so she plans to run away to her boyfriend Fred Weasley 

Ron Weasley-

*Summer Vacation - Y/n and Ron who’ve never left each others side for longer then a few weeks have to say good bye for the summer

*Rocky Wedding - Ron and Y/n’s wedding doesn't exactly go to plan

Forbidden Fruit- Ron has been in love with Y/n Malfoy since their first year at Hogwarts, she. The Yule Ball comes around he works up the nerves ask her out. Everything goes fine until Pansy shows up. 

Take Care of Him-  Hermione is still in love with Ron even after he marries Y/n. She really wants to be happy for them but still can’t get over the fact she wants to be in Y/n’s shows right now 

Charlie Weasley- 

Best Friends

*Daddy (Not Smut) Pt 1 Pt 2 (Pt 1) Y/n daughter calls Charlie dad for the first time and he couldn’t be happier. (PT 2) Charlie and Y/n have to say goodbye to Clair as she leaves for her first year at Hogwarts 

Soulmates - Everyone is born with their soulmates job and initials on a part of their body.  

*Break Up or Leave - Y/n’s blood purists parents find out she dating Charlie Weasley and give her a choice breakup or leave

Stargazing- The night before Hogwarts Charlie and Y/n are stargazing to calm their nerves together.

Way to Early- Y/n drinks coffee one morning and get really energized and annoyed Charlie by making him dance with her. 

*Failed Proposal-  Charlie plans a big proposal to his long time girlfriend Y/n but it doesn’t go so planned

*Sweaters and Cuddles- While studying in the library Y/n gets cold so Charlie (best friends) offers her his sweater, after a while Charlie starts to get cold and Y/n only sees one answer. Cuddling  

You’re Not Gonna Hurt Me- Y/n and Charlie have been going out for 9 months, while relaxing on the weekend Charlie wants her to sit in his lap but she doesn’t want to hurt him. 

Godparents-  Y/n gets pregnant by her new husband Charlie who couldn’t be happier about the pregnancy. 

The Professors Family- Charlie get the job as the new Care for Magical Animals Professor at Hogwarts which means moving his family into the castle. One day Y/n get sick and being the great husband he is takes his daughter to class with him so Y/n can rest. 

*Practice- since Charlie and Y/n are planning on starting their own little family soon and decided to watch Teddy Lupin for Remus and Tonks whine they have the day to themselves only realize baby’s aren’t as easy as she thought

Now or Never- After Hogwarts Y/n and Charlie (best friends) move in together in Romania. One day while ranting about their failed love lives the two made a packed to get married at 30. A year later during Christmas at the Barrow Y/n and Charlie realize they really do love each other 

*Good Boyfriend- Since Y/n (Charlie’s girlfriend) was spending the rest of the summer with the weasleys Molly sends Bill and Charlie to the store to buy some feminine products. 

Separated- Charlie and his wife Y/n are separated during the battle and Charlie can’t help but worry about her

Big Brother- None.

Movie Nights and Dragons- Y/n meets Charlie on her first day work on the dragon reserve, after months of working together they slowly start to fall in love and Charlie decides to make the first move  

Staying Strong-  After Y/n loses her best friend Fred during the battle at Hogwarts she feels as if she had to stay strong for the Weasley family but that isn’t the case and Charlie helps her realize that

Meeting the Family- Y/n is invited by her fiancée Charlie to the quidditch World Cup and get nervous when she finally meets his younger siblings and their friends

Bill Weasley- 

New Parents - Bill and Y/n welcome their first baby into the world 

Since Hogwarts- y/n and Bill have been friends since they were little but after the graduates they lost touch. Y/n has tea with Molly every Wednesday but this certain Wednesday is the day her old crush and best friend came home.

Neville Longbottom-

Life - After Frank goes insane Y/n has to learn how to be a single mum

*Christmas Break - Neville finally gets to go home and see his wife and twin girls

All Fun and Games- you know what they say “it’s all fun and game until someone get hurt’ 

Draco Malfoy- 

New Parents - Draco and Y/n have to learn how to parents their babies with no help from their parents

*Welcome Home - Lucius Malfoy finally gets released from Azkaban, Draco doesn’t want to go to his welcome home party with causes a fight between them.

*Letting Go - Y/n doesn’t want her son to leave for Hogwarts

Arranged Marriage  - Y/n and Draco are forced into marriage which none of them are happy about 

Severus Snape-

Heart Broken - Y/n gets her heart broken by James Potter and Severus is there to help her though it

Remus Lupin-

Sunday Morning - Remus and Y/n have a sweet moment before he leaves for Hogwarts tomorrow.  

Sirius Black-

*Dogs- Y/n Weasley loves dogs but can’t have one because her parents don’t have the money so to make her happy he turns into padfoot

Commitment Issues-  Y/n and Sirius where just friend with benefits until he falls in love with her and admits it one night while he thought he was asleep which scares her off. 

So in Love- after Sirius Black and Y/n broke up she still knew that she was in love with him, but sadly he’s moved on and seeing him with his new girl is to much for her. 

James Potter-

We’re Safe- With the world all on edge because of the dark lord, Y/n is obviously scared for her family’s safty

Percy Weasley-

Forgiveness- Percy and Y/n are getting married, and not wanting to let her fiancé family miss out on their happy day she invites them. 

No Category-

You’re a Weasley- Y/n was adopted by the Weasley family when she was a baby, she never knew who her real family was until a letter is delivered one morning 

Umbrella Academy 

Diego Hargreeves-

Baby Problems - Y/n and Diego have had some problems getting pregnant and Y/n goes to the doctors to find out why. 

It’s Alright - Y/n waits up for Diego to come home when he comes home crying.

Daughter - Diego having a daughter headcannon 

Dating a Short Girl - Diego dating a short girl headcannon

Five Hargreeves-

Stuck - Number 5 and Number 6 (you) get stuck in the future 

*Together - Y/n and Five are the only two left after the apocalypse 

It’s Okay - The reader get her period and just wants to be cuddled by Five

*Kidnapped - Five wife Y/n get kidnapped by the handler 

 Bars and Birthdays - to celebrate his 21st birthday Five and his siblings go to bar where Five meets one of the other 48 children

 Fascinating Power - Klaus brings his friend of the rehab center to his fathers memorial where she meets Five whos very intrigued by her powers 

 Cuddling - Cuddling with Five 

Hickies - Five giving Y/n a hickey 

Ben Hargreeves-

*He’s Here - Y/n was the girlfriend of Ben, she goes back to the academy for Reginald Hargreeves memorial service when Diego and Luther get into a fight knocking over Ben statue which Y/n wasn't happy about. 

Love of My Life - At the funeral for Ben Klaus comforts Y/n by telling her how much Ben loves her (Song fic)

Luther Hargreeves-

Relationship - The relationship between Luther and Y/n

Sherlock-

Irene Adler- 

*Job Interview - Male!Reader goes in for a job interview for Irene Adler’s new assistant and all her sexual advances go over his head.   

[howdoyousleep3]

Frank adler take my whole fucking heart. I would die for this man in a heartbeat. Frank adler could run me over in his truck and i would say thank you. I would lick frank adler's boot and thank him for letting me. This man can take my whole fucking soul. I have such intense feelings about this character. I guess it stems from my daddy issues

Omgggggg I didn’t respond to this one either. I told the other Frank Adler lover Anon in my inbox that I too am in hella love with Frank Adler and will write a Headcannon soon with him in it to make up for me not responding to this. 😩

[justpisscorp]

Pride Month: The Online Festivities

I kind of suck at most things. Writing and coming up with headcannons are some of the few things I’m good at! So, here’s what y'all should do. Send me (via inbox) a pairing (same sex, something LGBT), and I will write hc’s about them. Can be SFW, NSFW, angst, fluff, whatever, just specify in the ask. It may come in the form of a list, or a drabble, whatever I’m feeling or whatever you request. You could send a prompt if you’d like, too. I can’t do much, and I really want to contribute to the Pride Month festivities! ((Warning it’s a long list*)) _________________________________ LIST OF PAIRINGS/FANDOMS:

~Hamilton: an American Musical Marliza Jamilton Jamilmads Lams Lafayette x Mulligan Hamilsquad

~Marvel Stucky Stony Maria Hill/Natasha Romanoff Tony/Bruce Spideypool Cherik

~Supernatural Destiel Sabriel Samstiel Crobby (Crowley/Bobby) Meg/Charlie Jo/Charlie

~BBC Sherlock Johnlock Mystrade Mormor Sheriarty Sherstrade Molly/Irene Adler

~Harry Potter Drarry Deanmus Wolfstar (Sirius/Remus (Marauder era unless otherwise requested)) Marauders (polyamorous) Young!Tom Riddle/Harry Hermione/Cho Chang Hermione/Luna Lovegood

~The 100 Clexa Monty/Miller Bellamy/Finn Raven/Clarke Octavia/Clarke Octavia/Raven Anya/Lexa

~Yuri!!! On ICE (Yuuri=Katsuki; Yuri=Plisetski) Viktuuri Otayuri Leoji MilaSara Emimike Jjbek Pliroy Otapliroy Yuyuu (Yuuri/Yuri) Seungchuchu Viktor/Chris Phichit/Yuuri Guang-Hong/Minami Minami/Yuri (Anything really, except, like, Vikturio or smth)

~Ouran High School Host Club Tamaki/Kyoya Honey/Mori Hikaru/Kaoru

~Les Misérables ExR (Enjoltaire) Cosette/Eponine Valjean/Javert Bahorel/Feuilly

~Riverdale Beronica Jarchie Cheryl/Ronnie

~PJO/HOO Solangelo Percico Jasico Jercy Annabeth/Piper Annabeth/Hazel Piper/Hazel Leo/Jason Leo/Frank Leo/Nico Leo/Percy

~Random Pairings Tycutio (Tybalt/Mercutio) [Romeo & Juliet] Benvolio/Romeo [Romeo & Juliet] Mercutio/Benvolio [Romeo & Juliet]

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Well, that’s about it! If you want anything specific (ie, a specific AU, a list, a drabble, etc) just specify it and I’ll see what I can do. It is pride month, so naturally all sexualities and genders are welcome! Feel free to share other headcannons with me (for example I’ve got a few about trans!Yuri), those are welcome too.

      Yours, Parker

(*Disclaimer: these are just the same sex ships that I ship from the things listed above)

[softcallofdutyimagines]

Hello!! Can we have an couple of HCs of the safehouse bois (COD: Cold War) loving their curvy fem s/o? (and maybe trying to make her feel happy in her body if she's insecure of feels weird?)

Thankie and sorry for the oddly specific request 😅

Djsjsjsj ok ik you have like two other requests, and they'll be coming!!! But this struck such a mood I had to skip the line lol.

Honestly, like the way I tried to treat myself to some ✨ s p i c e y ✨ lingerie that just arrived and it fits literally everywhere else except that, ofc the cup size is an absolute JOKE, i-

Anyway, I digress lmao. Thank you for the request(s) btw, and enjoy!!!

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Adler

Personally, he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to have a particularly strong preference for any one "type"

But in the era where the super tall, super slim, super models reign supreme, he understands that sometimes it's hard to feel pretty if you're built like anything else

After all, I don't think any of the guys know how it feels to see yourself as "unattractive" more then he does

I mean, if he'd been cut a little deeper or on a different angle, he could've needed whole skin grafts, or even physical therapy for his jaw

And who wants a guy as messed up and broken down as that, right?

But you... Oh, you're gorgeous

Adler is very soft and gentle when it comes to his appreciation for you and your body

While he does know how to express himself, he's not really the grand gesture type, like some of the others are

He is the biggest self love hypocrite, always quick to get down on himself and his facial scars, but absolutely cannot STAND to see you upset over you body

You chide him for this now and then, but he usually jokes it away

I know I said Adler doesn't really have a type, but don't think for a second that he'd pass up on a great thing when he gets it

I don't want to say "handsy" but he definitely likes to just... Touch you, when you're alone together

Not even necissarily in a sexual way, he just likes to appreciate the shape of you, you know?

Very into hugs from behind, or really at any angle, as long as he gets to feel his arms around your waist

Also, you can catch him absent mindedly caressing your hips with his knuckles or a lone finger whenever he's standing around with you

Hudson

Oh y'all ain't ready for this one lmao

I am 99% certain that behind that steely facade, is a man who loves nothing more then a THICC juicy Queen™

I'm so serious, like the curvier the better for this dirty dog lmao

The best part is, that the fun isn't in that he just goes feral when you two are alone (although he certainly could, in a rare mood)

He's actually really shy about it, and he doesn't want you to feel like that's the only reason he loves you

And while you do appreciate the respect he has for you, you'd be lying if you said you didn't like to tease him

A favorite of yours is to walk into his home office half or fully naked and watch him, very obviously, struggle to stay focused on his paper work

He knows he's weak, but damn it he can never last long before giving in and handing over whatever kind of attention you're seeking

You know, whatever that may be 😏

When you're feeling insecure however, he can sense it immediately and always seeks to get to the bottom of whatever is causing you to feel that way

Although he's rather direct, he's tactful and tries his best to know the right thing to say

He's a great listener, and will never hesitate to tell you how beautiful and special you are to him

Lazar

Lmao, I don't think there is any universe in which Lazar would not be in full support of being with a curvy woman

Especially as a big guy himself, you two are an absolute power couple

He is both literally and metaphorically your biggest hype man when it comes to your appearance

Also, 10/10 likes to give you gifts of clothes and the like that he thinks you might appreciate/look pretty darn good in

Honestly, it is rare to feel down about your body when in a relationship with him, but everyone gets insecure sometimes, and he gets that

Thankfully, he's a master comforter, and is always at the ready to give you the treatment you need to feel better

Typically you can expect snacks and cuddles if you're just feeling sad, and stuff like a massage or body kisses and so forth if you need a reminder that you're literally the most gorgeous woman on earth

Oh, and he's very protective of you and defensive of your looks

I kind of hate to use this terminology lmao, but Lazar is the Alpha™ everywhere he goes, and he has no problem reminding other guys of it

So if he sees someome else checking you out, he'll be sure to block their view and do something like make direct eye contact until they leave you be

Have you ever had a 6'4, powerlifter looking, tank of a man sneer directly at you before?

Not a good feeling, I assure you

Needless to say, you don't have to put up with much, if any harassment or other stupidity on Lazar's watch

Mason

Alex strikes me as the type who doesn't buy into the paper thin beauty standard that society like to push

Obviously that's great if you're just naturally thin and all! But mostly he's totally down for the curvy, "built like a brick house" type of woman

He appreciates the way that you can keep up with him when he has to do physical things around or outside the house

Alaska is a rather unforgiving place after all, so he finds great comfort in the support and companionship you have to offer him

You're like his little amazonian goddess, and he's always in awe of not only how unbelievably beautiful you are, but also how hardy and tough you can be

In fact, you and your body are so normalized and loved by him in his mind that it genuinely catches him off guard when you say you're feeling insecure about it

But in times like that, he loves to tell you how beautiful your body is, not just for the way it looks but for the things it can do

You're built so strong and tough, but also soft and feminine... he can't even think about being with anyone else

He's very into body worship, like Lazar is, but Alex is a lot more gentle and is extremely conscious of making sure you're alright as he goes along kissing and caressing

If he could only show you how beautiful you are to him, he would in a heartbeat, but for now he just hopes his words and actions are enough

Sims

Oh, you already know Sims loves a thicc, curvy snack of a woman lmao

Skinny guys always love the curvy ladies

He doesn't really go feral when you two are alone, but he's not exactly shy about having this hands all over you either

For sure he always greets you with a compliment, whether it be a look, a whistle, or words... he's prepared

Also, he's very vocal in having you understand that there is not a single outfit you look "bad" or "unflattering" in, even if it's just sweats and a t-shirt

In fact, he is so confident in you, that he loves to show you off when he can and if you're comfortable

Always introduces you as "his girl" and is never afraid to point out your new outfit, hair-do, nails, ect

I feel that Lawrence would be another case where it's quite rare indeed to feel insecure about your body, and so when such times do arise he takes it seriously

He's basically a gentler, more emotional version of Hudson

By that I mean, he's the type to want to talk it out (if you're up to it) and ask what's wrong or if someone said something to you

You'll always have a reliable listener and food advice giver in him, and somehow that seems to always do the trick

Woods

Honestly, Woods is Hudson part 2, except that he has all the vocalized pride of loving curvy women as Sims and Lazar

He's still careful to make sure he doesn't come off as a creep or something, mind you, but complimenting and loving on your body just comes naturally to him

Extremely handsy in private, and you've definitely swatted his hands away from your hips, waist, back, ect more then once

In public, I wouldn't exactly say "handsy" but he's determined to make sure everyone knows you're with him

He usually escorts you places with a hand gently placed either just above your tailbone or protectively wrapped around your waist

As independent as you may be, you must admit, it's nice to feel like a princess everywhere you go, escorted around by your knight in shining flannel

He'll even offer you his arm if he's feeling particularly gentlemanly, because yes, miracles can happen

Unfortunately, Frank is probably the worst wordsmith of all the gang, and is next to clueless on what to say if you're feeling down and insecure

At least to his credit he'll usually start off by admitting to that fact before giving it a try

"Well, you know I'm shit with words, but... I hope you also know that I love you the way you are"

Thankfully what he lacks in words, he makes up for in physical affection

Even if you're really only comfortable with some cuddling, he's gonna cuddle you so good!!! He's determined and will stop at nothing

After all, whatever it takes to make you feel every bit as amazing as he knows you are

[astheskycries]

A silly Frank HC that is making me giggle: Frank being cranky when he realizes the reason why he can’t find his favorite old, worn tshirt is because you’re wearing it. And he plays up being cranky about it so you’ll crawl into his lap and apologize and “make it up to him” 😈

Oh absolutely! He’ll be so grumpy and talk with that low growl, and you’ll IMMEDIATELY cesl it in your panties as he calmly commands you to sit on his lap and keep him (aka his cock) warm- it IS your fault, after all ❤️