#fowl play

[scribbiesan]

“The Red Hood stood before him silently in the dark alleyway.”

*throws this at you and cries* i never wanna do backgrounds again i say (y’know, like a liar)

What the fuck is up y’all, i finished that thing like i said i would! I couldn’t figure out how tf to add lighting from a lightning strike so i just threw shit at it and hoped it stuck. I might have missed a few details or fudged his design or whatever the fuck, but that don’t matter. What DOES matter is Jason Todd is a scary motherfucker even when he’s just dicking around for psychological damage.

Anywho, this is a little piece for the fanfic Fowl Play over on AO3 by pinkjester, go give them some love!! I love reading that fic when i need a good laugh and am in a BatFam mood. It’s short, but cute, and i love it.

Hope y’all enjoy!!

Toodles!~

[kuyucosmic]

Happy pocky day! Say hello to Matt and Auburn also known as french toast cause ships with names are fun for me :)

[speedygal]

It is here!

initially meant as a christmas present forr me but WELL WORTH the wait. Just had to snap shot some pages to make the point clear how excellent they look on paper . my God. the detail. the shading.

now if you excuse me, I shall read it before putting the comic up and reread it another time. <3

reading it a little at a time and savor it

[makenna-made-this]

Purely in the interest of SCIENCE go to yesterdaysprint their tumbler and then to post/159062366714 for ARSONOUS CHICKENS.

I love how this is sent like some secret tip from an anonymous informant of the crime I personally think all chickens should be allowed to commit one (1) arson, as A Treat

[lbp-music-daily]

Song: Batteroo

Artist(s): The Planet Rockers

Game - LittleBigPlanet 2

World - The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow

Level - Fowl Play

[missuswoman]

I just listed this funny birthday card on my website. You can also find it on Etsy, Folksy and on Conscious Crafties.

[darkcloud-kcalifornia]

The next story is another one starring Sergeant Hektor Dann, “Fowl Play” by Fiona Patton. These ones are usually pretty good, and this is no exception. Anyway, Hektor’s actually got a crime to solve this time, a run of shoplifting incidents that are accompanied by the sound of a chicken throwing a fit and a bunch of feathers. Which of course leads to everyone wondering if you can actually train a chicken to steal (all signs point to no). And of course given the odd nature of the crime everyone is also making sure to crack as many chicken jokes at him as possible. But hey, the case is eventually solved and the thief caught red combed handed… a couple of weeks later by an elderly and crotchety civilian who figured if he actually wanted anything done he’d have to do it himself. So yeah, the Haven Watch was pretty much left standing there with egg on their face.

[wolfythewitch]

Part of me says make mcgucket a duck, and another part of me says make him a possum

[orangerosebush]

At once, Artemis sees Butler as a father figure who must acquiesce to all his whims.

Yet, it is true that :

1) Butler doesn't see Artemis as a son per se (eg B1 and B5, Butler thinks of Artemis as akin to a little brother or younger close friend - hard to see yourself in a paternal role for someone over whom you have little power)

and 2) Artemis takes up the space in Butler's life that would be occupied by a child.

Relatedly.

Can you even like. imagine. how much of a nightmare Artemis would be if Butler ever had a child

[urban-unease]

Art Credit: @danielcalmdown

Artemis Fowl books 1-4

@orangerosebush tagging u cuz you made a great post about how Artemis says he is motivated by money but is actually motivated by love for his family. This pic really made me think of that post.

[ven-ugh]

Babies at a boring conference

[kuyucosmic]

Morning Matt Doodle

[xxsksxxx]

Oh you bet I'm Fowl Play’s biggest fan. That fic’s got everything I like in a Diana!angst fic. This paragraph gets me every time:

“He takes another step forward and Scully takes a step back. Mulder stops, stares at her, and the hurt in his eyes is unmistakable. They’ve been here before, at this peculiar crossroad, a few years ago. This time there are no rose petals and the pain sits deeper, has taken root. There is no bruise on her face, this time, no battle scar. The trauma a silent one, having only left a dent in her heart.

“Mulder, please, I need time.”

He nods, takes a step back. When his eyes meet hers, there is naked pain. This time, he won’t ask. All because I didn’t pick you up from the airport? No, this time he understands.”

And in case it wasn't one of the three you read @randomfoggytiger , here’s a link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18417338 😉

I just read one of your Diana and Scully fics (...okay, maybe three) so seeing your tags on the cat fight reblog GOT ME. XDDDD

It's so true.

Thank you for re-reading ❤️

To be honest, the only story I remember is Fowl Play. And that's mostly because @xxsksxxx is a fan of it. But those cats immediately screamed Scully and Diana at me. It was perfect. Their coloring too 😂

[fowlblue]

I think something I personally would have changed in AF (just to suit my own taste not cause I think it’s better, let me clarify) would give Artemis more childish mannerisms / dialogue on occasion. “I don’t like lollipops” was great, upmost petulance. More of that please.

[howthebestwaslost-blog]

Alternative ending: He shoots those birds and turns the tri-form off

[dv-kelp-face]

Tamala Smart was Juliet Butler in Artemis Fowl you guys!!!