#fowl family

[orangerosebush]

Interestingly, Artemis' decision to start wearing suits (and to dress more formally sensu lato) more or less follows the (presumed) death of his father and the mental break of his mother; what we see as Artemis' present-day, default sartorial styling is almost a kind of mourning attire. And, of course, I'm compelled by the many reasons (verging from banal to saddening) as to why Artemis never really stops dressing like this.

[arttsuka]

Draw this chicken

Into Robbie from Gravity Falls (your version of Robbie in the Gravity Fowls AU)

I didn't know there were roosters that are entirely black...

Although I think a crow would fit his whole theme better overall, plus he'd be named Crobbie.

Crow gif

[a-strange-brain]

“Enemies to lovers” this “enemies to lovers” that. I raise to you:

ENEMIES TO FOUND FAMILY

[jeydeearr]

"CARTOON COCKFIGHT!"

Day 26 of drawing whatever the hell I want because this year's Inktober prompts suck.

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

sorry but if you immediately disbelieved that the Haitian immigrants were eating the cats and dogs of the people who live in Springfield, you’re too “educated” for your own good. you’re too “empathetic” for your own good.

Haiti is the poorest, most sociopolitically unstable country in the Western hemisphere. they are not “just like us” over there. plenty of third-world countries have eaten cats and dogs merely as a matter of cultural significance, no poverty necessary.

of bloody course they were eating the cats and dogs in Springfield.

[aprill-99]

There’s a very specific type of antihero I’m noticing that loves committing atrocities for the heck of it, but figures out that their in-universe moral coding means they can only karmically get away with committing atrocities if it’s for their family (to save them, help them, etc).

And their response is to build the BIGGEST FOUND FAMILY EVER so they can get away with committing EXTRA ATROCITIES.

And it works.

[heatherthetiredwriter]

That sad moment when AO3 only has 2 works matching your search..... like please my crops are dying and only an Artemis Fowl crossover with the BatFam will save them......

[goopylittleghosty]

Imagine leaving one world to save another. It feels a day you have been gone-less than a day. You said you would return. And you do.

And it has been three years. Three entire years-you are still the age you were when you left. For you it has been a couple of hours, while everyone you knew grew older. While they lost hope and grieved and moved on.

Three years. Was it worth it?

[big19boss-blog]

So, I was thinking that the irony of TCF is that Cale-nim would absolutely love to read a book like Trash of the Count's Family too. It's literally his type. Happy ending (hopefully), smart MC, a team of professionals who are ever-growing powerful, major power players.

Which got me thinking what other books would Cale-nim love?

And here are my guesses:

Artemis Fowl

Ending Maker

I'll be the Head in this life

Sherlock Holmes

The Da Vinci Code/ Robert Langdon Series

Solo Levling

Percy Jackson

Lord of the Rings/ Hobbit

The Murder of Roger Ackroyd

Omniscient Readers Viewpoint

[fowlblue]

All jokes aside, while I understand that Butler has always been incredibly loyal to Artemis regardless of what was being asked… like, it was legitimately an insane thing for Artemis to do to even ask Butler to come into space with him/put him in that position.

Like I guarantee you, if Butler and Artemis hadn’t needed to be removed at a distance for the TFT series, I’m sure that is the one thing Butler would have refused Artemis.

[a-suspicious-lack-of-bagel]

hello I am back and I'm having THOUGHTS about Artemis fowl

in book 3, it's mentioned in passing that Root set the airspeed record 80 years ago

it's mentioned several times that Holly is in her 80s

therefore, Root's already a Recon officer during Holly's childhood

i'm FAIRLY sure it's mentioned that Holly's mum died pretty early in her life from radiation poisoning

Holly's dad is never mentioned

therefore, there's a decent chance that Root's the only parental figure Holly has; or he's just. straight up her dad.

anyways. the Angst? the Trauma?? of book 4??!? FUCK opal koboi for this shit, and thanks Eoin for giving me Numbers to think about.

[orangerosebush]

At once, Artemis sees Butler as a father figure who must acquiesce to all his whims.

Yet, it is true that :

1) Butler doesn't see Artemis as a son per se (eg B1 and B5, Butler thinks of Artemis as akin to a little brother or younger close friend - hard to see yourself in a paternal role for someone over whom you have little power)

and 2) Artemis takes up the space in Butler's life that would be occupied by a child.

Relatedly.

Can you even like. imagine. how much of a nightmare Artemis would be if Butler ever had a child

[biranian]

i love wallace and gromit

[writebackatya]

Pepper seems like the kind of F.O.W.L. employee that would have made brownies for everyone the first time she sat down in their inner circle

Bradford: Well everyone, on the behest of Phantom Blot, Pepper will now be joining us in our inner circle

[scatter confused claps, except for from Phantom Blot who is applauding for his best friend]

Pepper: Aw, thank you Mr. Buzzard, sir. Now I know to the rest of you I might just be Egghead No. 277, but I assure you I am the best Egghead F.O.W.L. has got! Of course that’s just my opinion so take that with a grain of salt…

Rockerduck: {coughs}

Pepper: {laughs} Get it!? Grain of salt? Cause my name is Pepper?! {sighs happily before pulling out a tray of brownies} Anyway, I baked us all brownies for my first day here!

Gandra & Steelbeak: Sweet!

Bradford: What? No! Pepper this is not the break room! We conduct business in this room!

Black Heron: As well as our other evil plans.

Bradford: For the last time! We are not evil! Our goal is to have complete control over the world and eliminate Scrooge McDuck and his chil—, Agent Dee! What are you doing?

Gandra: {grabbing a brownie Pepper has cut up for her} I didn’t eat breakfast this morning.

Bradford: Put that back, now!

Gandra: {makes eye contact with Bradford as she slowly takes a bite of the brownie} Mmm. These are great Pepper, are there walnuts in here?

Pepper: Ahh! {winks} Looks like someone has an advanced palate!

Gandra: Thanks I upgraded my tongue myself.

Steelbeak: Well if Gandra gets a brownie I sure as hell am getting a brownie!

Bradford: I don’t care if Agent Dee took a brownie, that doesn’t mean you’re allowed to take one.

Gandra: Yeah Steelbeak, if I took the SATs would you do the same?

Steelbeak: Are you calling me “stupid”?!

Gandra: Today? No. Today I’m gonna call you dumbass, dumbass.

Steelbeak: {slams his fist on the table} Take that back, now!

Gandra: No.

Steelbeak: That’s it, I’m taking a brownie!

Bradford: Agent Dee, stop being an instigator. And Steelbeak don’t you da-

Steelbeak: {chomps down several brownies} Mmm, okay these are pretty great. Is there dark chocolate in here?

Pepper: And that’s a point for Steelbeak!

Black Heron: Did you say, dark chocolate? Okay I am definitely having one now

Bradford: Heron, no! You’ll only encourage-

Rockerduck: I’ll take two. I just realized I forgot to feed Jeeves this morning

Pepper: Sure thing! You sure you don’t want one, Mr. Buzzard?

Bradford: No. I’m fine.

Phantom Blot: {slams his fist onto the table} Just eat the DAMN brownie, Buzzard!

Bradford: …Fine.

Pepper: {cuts up brownies for everyone} Oh I just KNOW I’m gonna LOVE working with everyone here!

[alma-n]

Aye i just remembered that this existed and i never posted it so

here really late, blurry oc appreciation

Jacky Fowl Rider. She the two idiots' kid.

[autisticboybattleroyale]

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Damian Wayne X Artemis Fowl