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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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let hazel cause an earthquake as a treat
#rick is so annoying about establishing hazel's capabilities with the earth in the books#it's always āshe found a precious gem to controlā but like if she can manipulate tunnels#then can she not just literally control the earth in any capacity#whatever#baye.txt#hazel levesque#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#heroes of olympus#pjo hoo toa
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I tried to remember the usual fit of my soul in my body, the priority of things, my way of looking at the world. What to do with my limbs in the stillness.
a court of wings and ruin, sarah j. maas
#not exactly reading this series for intricate or profound word crafting#but I found this segment wonderful and a real sparkly gem in the dirt#book quotes
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keefe wanted to be an INFLICTOR growing up oh lord
#literally gnawing on the bars of my cage#shannon messenger PLEASE let me psychoanalyze him#OR BETTER YET DROP THE FULL SOLO POV BOOK#anyway found this gem in neverseen while their talking about needed childhood#oh i wonder what the connection is there?#kotlc#keefe sencen
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Currently reading Becoming Baba Yaga by Kris Spisak, and particularly loved this.
#becoming baba yaga#this book is a gem all around#please dont yell at me for underlining in my own book#i like underlinging and highlighting#it helps me remember and find parts i really enjoyed or found inportant
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Bismuth poofed Lapis, but Homeworld interrogators thought she was a Crystal Gem. Maybe Pink Diamond picked her up?
yeah, and that would make it even more messed up considering pink diamond, as rose, would know who is a crystal gem or not. as a diamond, she knows which gems are combatants or not.
you could argue it was what she had to do in a war: lapis was eventually going to join the terraforming efforts and destroy even more life. so pink instead chose to use the excuse of her being a crystal gem to trap her and be used as a tool. she once again ignores a gemās autonomy, but this time she has years of leading the rebellion as experience. she does this anyways.
#i do always wonder what the chain of command is and who has the authority to do what#like say hessonite (homeworld general in the earth war) was the one who found lapis#could she just put her in a mirror like that? or would she have to report to her diamond to decide?#(who would be pink)#i initially thought it was blues court who trapped lapis#even yellow diamond would be higher on my list of potential culprits#(in utl one of peridotās charms is a yellow diamond-dressed alien#and the description said that lapis uses it for target practice)#i honestly wouldāve never suspected pink#since itās not even like in the spinel situation where sheās only known life as a diamond#lapis got trapped late enough in the war for rose to experience earth and see the autonomy of her gems#but of course the picture in the art book couldāve been a mistake#lapis is real lucky she doesnāt know 1. it was bismuth that killed her and 2. it was (potentially) pink/rose that trapped her LOL
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Toy Fare magazine excerpts
Hobie Brown Prowler from the March '98 edition
The Spot and Spiderman from the October '98 edition
#spiderverse#spiderman#the spot#hobie brown#hobart brown#prowler#toy fare#toyfare#spiderman into the spiderverse#spiderman beyond the spiderverse#found these magazines at half price books but didnt end up buying them#like finding these gems though!#90s#across the spiderverse
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Hi wilt do you have theories as to why so many MM books are shitty? Are my standards too high? Like so many popular MM books are popular based off the sexiness of the characters and the sex alone and so many are just the most basic "I'm serious/edgy guy" and "I'm flirty/funny guy" relationship.
I have to fight for my life to find a good MM book that isn't instant attraction/love (I fucking hate when an MCs first thoughts about the other MC is "I want to fuck him so bad"; it's only good in a few stories), and has a worthwhile plot, well developed characters with serious/realistic problems, and a meaningful romance. I know there's really good MM out there but it's so annoying going thru Goodreads and finding maybe one actually well-thought, not porn-y book out of 13 hockey romances about the same generic, muscley white ppl.
so, i dont read popular books. full stop. i also generally avoid anything marked as strictly 'romance' or published in the past 8+ years out of personal preference (if i can help it). because from my experience what youre describing is an ongoing problem with modern publishing standards and i have zero patience or interest for it.
my advice would be to try reading stuff published before 2015, roughly, and avoid goodreads like the plague. easier said than done because ive been trawling through older and weirder gay books for about a decade now, and they have certainly not all been Good. but generally the good stuff (complex characters, weird narrative styles, compelling and morally difficult stories) isnt what's "marketable", and youre gonna have to work harder to find it. stuff thats out of print, self published indie authors, old abandonned review blog sites - it takes work. but your standards arent too high.
i think publishers these days are too interested in making a quick buck off queer readers (with sanitized YA and smutty plotless shovelware novels) rather than take risks with more challenging, thoughtful, adult gay fiction. older books (from smaller and even shortlived publishers) seem to have been a lot more willing to take those risks because publishing stories with gay characters was already a risk in and of itself. and if they were going to print a book with gay characters the story have better been damn good and worth the investment.
in conclusion capitalism is the death of art, use storygraph instead of goodreads, and take chances on books that maybe dont have many reviews but are just strange enough to pique your interest. good luck and godspeed out there soldier
#i have found a lot of gems going down rabbit holes on thriftbooks#i think The Still only had like 2 reviews on there when i found it and god damn if that wasnt one of the best things to have happened to me#goodreads is poison though. its only good for looking up 1 star reviews for books you already hate
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plush book self-care
#plush#jellycat#horse#cowboy#stuffed animal#plushblr#brown#red#the sun does shine: how i found life and freedom on death row#anthony ray hinton#lara love hardin#book#bookblr#memoir#rock#gem#crystal#star#red jasper#self love#self care#kit#gift ideas#cozy#warm#fandom#freshly brewed :] <kits>
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testament of youth by vera brittain, 7th edition published in 1934
#found this gem at armchair books in edinburgh#the oldest in my collection of brittainās work#vera brittain#testament of youth#literature#lit scraps#poetry#roland leighton#books#old books#antique books
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Every goddamn day I look at this on my shelf and cannot believe itās mine
#my mom found it in THE TRASH!!!!!!!!#someoneās grandma died and they just tossed her books#my mom saw them by the curb and went through them and got some gems#this was the crown though#Virginia Woolfās Orlando my beloved <3#one of the most books of all time
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yk when I read that one tumblr post saying you can spot the difference between someone who was raised on Wattpad and AO3, I used to think about it in confusion. I now understand though. I now understand :|
#tia talks tish#i really felt that difference and it was like an 'aha' moment when author said it was written on wattpad first#no shame because like i had a wattpad phase too but there are at least two (maybe three) divides in wattpad. i veered as far as possible#from one side and spent my time enjoying actually neatly written stories that turned into books#i found and LOVE some gems in the fantasy/scifi section there#sigh i miss those days when i used to write
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crying screaming throwing up blood punching the air what in the everloving FUCK bro im?????
( ā ļø spoilers for the video ā¬ļø )
THE TWINS LITERALLY JUST SHOWED UP TOGETHER WTF?? WHAT IN THE TWST JUST HAPPENED????!!?!?!!??
#apparently tumblr found the oh pull file to be too long so here's the cut version hdjdjf#the og* video#yes i did the ssr revival summon bc 60 paid for a guaranteed is a steal given how trash the gems work here fr fr#the paid + free gem purchase thing is such BULLSHIT bro š#twisted wonderland#twst#twst pulls#twst gacha#twst ssr#jade leech#floyd leech#and with this.... i think i now have the dorm ssr for the first 3 book's dorms... and if i get jamil'#jamil's* then it'll be 4 bc scarabia only has 2 anyway#only have rook for pomefiore but still like.... wow what in the fuck?????? fr#aerin.mp4#my post š«#l'hĆ“tel.twistedwonderland#l'hĆ“tel.twst#twst.floyd#twst.jade#ššš
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The funny thing about my love-hate relationship with Barber is that conceptually, I do understand and agree with the concepts he established/strengthened about IDW Optimus, and I do think that if you want to write a good IDW Optimus you should read some of his stuff and ponder the themes that are trying to be conveyed therein.
It's just that holy shit the actual stories that IDW OP is in, like the plotlines and the reasons things happens and the style they're written in. Dark and depressing but not in a fun way, more focused on plot than character development, fast-paced and has a lot of things happen without much breathing or contemplation room, incredibly horrible plot holes and forcing certain things to happen for the sake of the plot. Like good god in THEORY his stories contain everything I wanted out of phase 2, it's just that the way it was EXECUTED fills me with so much disappointment and anger.
#squiggposting#it's not even idw op strictly it's just. a lot of plotlines and worldbuilding things#where i was really looking forward to finding out more only for them to be not brought up again. or utilized very poorly#not to mention how much of the story is forced into crossovers which weren't barber's fault#but it still makes it very hard to be patient with his writing bc half the crossovers are boring unimportant trash#and the other half are like genuinely important and the lore doesn't make sense without them#and there's zero way to know which is which#but honestly the crossovers are a minor complaint. that's just shitty corporate american comic book industry practices#my main beef is with the story and writing#JRO's stuff also had disappointing and underutilized plot choices but like....#the rest of the story was interesting and well written enough to more than compensate for it#whereas with barber's stuff i found it to be a few scattered gems amongst a lot of boring plot slog and a lot of genuine trash#he did not create enough goodwill for me as a reader to put up with the shaky parts of his writing#so i personally have a more negative opinion of his writing and am less willing to look past its flaws#i know other ppl including ppl whose opinions i respect do love his work but. i just can't make myself see what they see#the things that disappointed/angered/frustrated me far outweighed the things that i loved
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i want to finish my next fic rec as well, but so far it has more bookverse than showverse fics. and sometimes my mood is oscillating between the two, or sometimes i need to go back to hannigram as a palate cleanser so to speak. and there are several big wips i'm waiting to be finished so š¤
#moi.txt#have been enjoying digging up the books tag so far#that feeling when you found old gems š¤#i have like 26 opened tabs now#not counting the fics i've Marked for Later oml
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I love when Amazon plays itself. Itās genuinely so funny
#so i have this new yearās resolution for 2023 that iām not buying new books unless iāve read something from the author before & loved it#and even then iām going to check the library + any book swaps in my town just to see if i can obtain a copy more sustainably#but thereās a caveat to this. i live in a small town so if i walk into my library thereās a pretty slim chance iām going to find#the exact book i want. ditto book swaps. tbh the book swaps are a total potluck. sometimes there are gems; sometimes itās just gardening#and animal husbandry and outdated maps. which is fine if you like that sort of thing but itās probably not what iām after#so what i generally do is i place a reservation for a book at the library. i live in the largest (by area anyway) county in england#so thereās a decent chance iām getting my book eventually. this is good! the only thing is that thereās a Ā£1 charge for requesting a book#i donāt begrudge this because you can sort of pay it whenever. your account wonāt lock you out of borrowing unless you have#something like Ā£20 in fines. i always thought it was Ā£10 but then my friend managed to borrow several books for her kiddo despite owing Ā£18#so i think it must be Ā£20+. anyway. so requests cost Ā£1#so i have an exception on my resolution. if the book costs equal to or less than Ā£1; i can buy it instead of getting it from the library#this is where amazon comes in. they were offering the first witcher book for Ā£0.99 a few days ago#i already had a reservation though so i dithered for a day or so and then was like āi would kind of like to own it just so i can read it at#my own pace & not be pretty much forced to read it as soon as the library gives it to meā#so i went back to amazon and how much is it now? Ā£4.99#congrats jeff you played yourself. you couldāve had 99p but instead iām paying the library#tbh i might just make it a rule to pay the library anyway? iād rather give the library my money than jeff#i just found it funny how they unknowingly lost out on a sale like that. evil corporation gets defeated by small town library#personal
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