s-cullayy
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theo / 30s / chicago / they/them / dyke
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I love all my goalies equally. Aerin Frankel, Ann-Renée Desbiens… uh… (checks smudged notes) Emirates Mash Meyer
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a beautiful woman by the name of Scam Likely who owns various phones is trying to contact me
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they all hate me for my pathetically small bong
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the world is strange and big and beautiful and a lot of it statistically is bugs
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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔
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Can you imagine if your feet looked like this. Wouldn’t that be fucked up. Cute as hell when it’s cats though
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GILLIAN ANDERSON as DANA SCULLY The X Files, ‘War of the Coprophages’
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Lets goooooo th is Is disgusting and obscene . Fuckkkk yessssss . Absolutely horrendous
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man imagine having to save against grace zumwimkle in a shootout in your first pro game. nightmare scenario
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friend who says he's "busy having nightmares" whenever you ask why he can't hang out with you
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I know I don't say it enough and we joke about depression and how loneliness is eating up our lives, but it will be okay. I promise you it will.
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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like
YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME
no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all
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