#forthencho

[bloodgulchblog]

The best thing Forthencho did as a character was tell us how homoerotically warrior horny he was for the Didact, change my mind.

[monitorchakas]

Every fucking time I download a picture of this man, my photo gallery preview crops it perfectly on his "more than a little exaggerated genitalia" - primordium

Im almost convinced Forthencho hacked my phone and is doing this on purpose

[cappurrccino]

briefly got "forthencho" and "faber" confused and was like "wait, when the hell did the master builder show up to this argument"

[wonderwafles]

Absolutely batshit things in Halo: Epitaph:

-The Warden Eternal dropkicking the Didact for several kilometers, where upon landing he is promptly beat up by a bunch of humans

-The Didact having secret parents who were rebels that were erased from his memory, basically giving him Jimmy Rings' backstory

-Haruspis being a caste of third-gender priests, all of whom were slurped up by the Domain after the Halos fired and turned, Voltron-style, into Skeletor-bot from Halo 5

-The Didact choking a Created AI out with his bare hands

-The Didact and Cortana having very uncomfortable and adversarial therapy sessions together

-Forthencho has a last name

-Yprin Yprikushma did not appear

-The Didact fighting the Warden with his Fucking Sword

Please add on if you think of more

[halo-smashorpass]

Should I even say propaganda for this guy? Go ask Chakas he can tell you 🤭

[faecaptainofdreams]

One of the most haunting and subtle details of Halo: Primordium has to be how when Chakas lands on the ring, he thinks “This is how a dead man feels.” But he’s wrong. He lived. But then later right before he died, right as he lost consciousness he heard Forthencho say “This is how a dead man feels.”

And Forthencho was right…

[monitorchakas]

What's he playing?

I know who he's playing with (Forthencho, duh)

Do you think the Librarian is supportive of her gamer husband?

Fuck it. Didact in his gamer chair

[aauditor]

HaloFollower was already invalid but on that day I witnessed him pronounce “Forthencho” like that, he was pronounced triple invalid

[artofaauditor]

LORD OF ADMIRALS FORTHENCHO

DEVIANTART | YOUTUBE

[bloodgulchblog]

Forthencho has been dead for 100,000 slutty, slutty years

[monitorchakas]

Forthencho too

It makes me sad they white washed him in canon. Hes supposed to look like gamelpar

Why do so many people draw Chakas and Riser as white. Chakas was literally born and raised in prehistoric East Africa and Riser (Homo floresiensis) is from Indonesia. Every time someone draws these two as Europeans I should be allowed to whip them with a belt.

[cappurrccino]

the fact that forthencho has died and is still obsessed with nothing more than destroying the forerunners, like bud! the primordial and the flood are not trustworthy, holy shit

[gamelpar]

so Forthencho was gay, right

[tlaquetzqui]

Look, before you tell me your opinion on the Halo show, I need you to tell me what First Light Weaves Living Song had to do with the Spartan program, and why Forthencho is depicted incorrectly in the Halo 4 terminals.

[fengren-art]

It took far too much time but it’s finally done. Inspired by this beautiful art by @sembbo​.

​I also have Twitter (link in info) so if you like it, you can give it some attention there too 👀

And a little Halo lore thing:

Discovering Halo universe, I learned about ancient people who existed at the same times as the Forerunners. Their army was commanded by a man named Forthencho. This serious guy:

As you can see, he also has a war paint on his quite handsome face. So I thought, “Hmm… He was one of the coolest man in ancient human society, a soldier and a warrior and the placement and the pattern itself probably reflect it sooo what if I give Locus a similar pattern?”. And here we are. x) 

[aauditor]

tfw the Didact doesn’t give up the chunks