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genuinely go fuck yourself, you gave no compassion to those fighting for their lives in gaza when you were handing out ur stupid stickers so u can shove ur compassion up your arse

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the israeli government used the super bowl to their advantage so that israel could launch an attack on what is supposed to be a "safe zone" for the palestinian people

israel forced them into once place and bombed the fuck out of them as you watched some men throwing a ball around

OPEN YOUR EYES

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the only reason that noah has put out a half-arsed apology about what he said is because the stranger things PR team have told him to.

he is not sorry for what he said AT ALL, continue to boycott stranger things

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i really hope that because so many contracts are expiring at the end of this season drivers are going to drive like they've just injected crack into their system

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your silence as israel bombs the innocent civilians in rafah, the place israel's told them is a "safe zone", makes you complicit, you're not uneducated you're ignorant

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i need the f1 drivers to serve more cunt in 2024

i need chaos from every single one of them, give dts some oscar worthy performances

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blurbs with shan ;) rambles about my fave ballers

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kylian mbappe

kylian speaking french to you

you and ibou convince kylian to come to liverpool 18+

kylian meets your baby for the first time

yours and kylians routine now that you're pregnant

a fan asks you to get kylian to sign his shirt

curtis jones

playfighting with curtis

curtis has to let everyone know he's going to be a dad

you and curtis get caught by the boys 18+

curtis being whipped for you

virgil van dijk

size difference with virg

an afternoon baking with virgil

virg manhandling you

virgil asks you to be his girlfriend

virg loves spoiling you

virgil has missed you while you've been out with friends 18+

virg makes sure everyone knows your his

virgil lifting your stomach for you when you're pregnant

overprotective virgil

you're not happy about virgils outfit for training

virgil as your boyfriend

getting your ass spanked by virgil

joe gomez

thigh riding with joe 18+

sex in the changing room with joe 18+

giving joe a massage after his game

allison becker

evenings with ali

jobe bellingham

going for a walk down the pier with jobe

you realise jobe might not be that annoying

you think jobe is seeing someone behind your back

you guys get papped after a date

jobe convinces you to go public with your relationship

morning sex w jobe 18+

jobe is such a baby for you

you and jobe are stuck in a lift and he freaks out

you and jobe making out during move night

hot make out sesh with jobe

darwin nunez

english lessons with darwin go off track

sex with darwin after the game 18+

playing with darwin's hair

darwin being jealous

you and darwin have your first kiss

darwin doing your hair for you

you and darwin go to a wedding together

darwin is obsessed with you

taking care of darwin after his injury

darwin looks after you when you're tired and overworked

darwin is really clingy with you when you come home

celebrating darwins last minute goal with him

darwin looks after you when you're sick

darwin surprising you after being away

jadon sancho

you and jadon are happy he's going back to dortmund

kostas tsimikas

you're super shy when you first meet your boyfriend's friends

kostas talks you through your insecurities

kostas being jealous

andy robertson

andy would do anything for you

andy likes having a hand on your bum at all times

jarell quansah

you tell jarell how proud you are of him after a big win

doing jarell's skincare for a tiktok

placing kisses all over jarells face after a big game

alexis mac allistar

alexis loves kissing you

cody gakpo

taking pictures at the cup final with the trophy and your baby bump

making cody his favourite dutch meal

ryan gravenberch

in my favourite arms

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ramble about how kylian talks to you in french so naturally, so sweetly and gently and your relationship is just so cute.. he finds it so adorable when you try to respond in french, correcting you, finding your effort so loving and thinking that’s wifey material right there

i only know how to count in french so apologies anon xx

when he's talking to you about something, especially when he's passionate about it, and you try really hard to follow along but you're only picking up a few words now and then but you're trying you're hardest to understand and give a response to him. his heart bursts at you trying to formulate a response, stumbling over the french words that don't feel quite right coming out of your mouth yet, but he doesn't laugh at you for getting anything wrong he just gives you a kiss on the head and corrects you gently. he finds himself talking to you in french more often, nothing crazy but little sentences to encourage your learning of his language. when you guys are in bed he speaks to you softly in french, and ur saying goodnight to him in french and he just swoons, pulling you in tighter to him as he thinks about the ring that's been in his drawer for a few weeks now.

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First kiss (shy reader x Jude)

ahdkjsgfkga i'm feral

you're like super shy and jude is an absolute menace about it. you guys have been dating for a while now, pretty comfortable with each other but you were still super shy with anything intimate. he had invited you over to his to watch a film and cuddle, and you guys had spent hours snuggled up on his sofa giggling over jude's running commentary of whatever film you were watching at the time. when the film is done, he turns you round to look at him and your face is immediately turning red. cause you guys are so so close and he's so pretty and you just don't know how to react. he has one hand on your lower back while the other brushes your cheek, and he leans in slowly making sure you guys keep eye contact for as long as possible. and when you guys are close enough to feel each other's breath he doesn't kiss you straight away but instead brushes your noses together. you're too shy to kiss him but a small whine escapes you as he makes you wait for him. but he just smiles for a second before bringing your lips together, his lips caressing yours softly before they push more firmly against yours. when he pulls away you're slightly breathless, chests moving up and down quickly. when you look up jude is smirking at you and you immediately groan and hide your face in his chest. he full on belly laughs at you and spends the rest of your evening together teasing you for how shy you are.

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Could you please bring a ramble on you being mbapps gf and a young fans asks you to get him to sign something 🫶🫶

You're making your way into training to watch your boyfriend as you'd been away on a trip for the past two weeks and were bored at home waiting for him to come back. you had nearly reached the entrance when you heard a small voice yell out, causing you to turn on your heel. you don't see him for a minute until a waving arm catches your eye, a small boy maybe 10 at a push stands behind the fence with a shirt clutched in his grasp. you smile to yourself and jog over nodding to the boy who begs you to get your boyfriend to sign his shirt, you leave him with a promise of a signed shirt from your boyfriend, making your way inside on a mission. you find kylian by the front desk, his face lighting up as you jump into his arms, laughter erupting from you as he spins you around. he's pressing kisses on your face when he feels the shirt in your hands, a look of confusion crossing his face before you explain your situation to him, already tugging him out of the entrance towards where you told the boy to wait. the boys eyes widened as he saw you dragging his idol towards him, shouting as you got closer. you watch with loving eyes as your boyfriend interacts with the boy, signing his shirt and listening to him as he talks about when he watched him play the other week.

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Reader is pregnant and horny all the time. Trent has to leave training to go and satisfy his girl

currently very broody so this req came at perfect timing

you were currently a few weeks pregnant with yours and Trent's first child, and damn were you horny as fuck. your sex drive was already high before the baby (i mean look at your boyfriend) but now it was a whole different level and you couldn't bare to be away from your boyfriend. you had texted trent so many times but you couldn't hold it in anymore, you pressed the call button and hoped to god he would answer. thankfully he did and you begged him to come back home, that you needed him in a way you had never before and your fingers just couldnt get rid of that itch the way he could. he thought you were joking at first but soon caught on to the desperation in your voice, cooing down the phone to try and calm you down, promising to be there soon. he jogged over to jurgen, telling him you had a problem at home and he had to get back, jurgen urged him home telling him he didn't have to ask if something was up with you. he rushed home, already semi-hard in his pants at the thought of you at home waiting for his cock. when he got back you basically jumped on him, barely letting him through the door before you had your lips on his. he let you love on him, bringing your legs up around his waist as he carried you up the stairs. he was so gentle with you as he lay you down, careful of the little life you were growing inside you, he made sure to place a kiss where that life was as he stripped you down until you were naked. you just know he'd be teasing you as he helped you out, "couldn't get yourself off baby? had to get me to come home and do it for you?" and you're just whining up at him, begging him to just put his dick in you. you both know he can't deny you and so he fucks you like you want him to, hands caressing your tummy the whole time.

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Hi, I think your requests are open, so here goes, I would like a one shot/imagine with Lewis H. where he and the reader are dating and they go to some event and he grabs her ass, and the internet goes crazy . p.s. I hope you can do it, I don't know if you have any rules, if so, I'm sorry, but if not, I would appreciate it if you made the request. it can be something sensual, but cute too.

I LOVE THIS IDEA, shitty ending sorry peeps

you guys are out celebrating lewis winning the brazil gp and george getting p2, pretty much the whole of the mercedes garage are out with you guys, including toto and suzie who were proving to be the life out the party. you and lewis had quickly got bored of sitting in the booth and had quickly taken to the dancefloor. there was some sensual song playing in the club and so you were quick to turn your back to lewis, moving in close to him as his arms wrap around your waist. you let your head drop back against his shoulder leaving your neck free for him to leave kisses. his hands started to get more adventurous, one hand moved up dangerously close to your breast while the other travelled down to the edge of your skirt and was stroking your thigh. you smiled up at him from your place on his shoulder leaving a kiss on his jaw before turning around to face him, wrapping your arms around his neck. you're both staring into each others eyes, smiling as you sing the words to each other. you found yourself feeling really proud of him in that moment and couldn't help but press your lips to his. the kiss quickly turned heated, his hand reaching down to grab the fat of your ass making you moan into his mouth, telling him it was time to take you home. what neither of you noticed as you started saying goodbye to the team members was the fan that had recorded your little moment of the dancefloor. you guys went back to your hotel room and made love until the early hours of the morning, both of you excited for your lie in. when you guys did wake up though you had hundreds of messages, missed calls and tags. you were both confused as you tried to make sense of the most recent messages you had seen until you clicked a link your pr manager had sent you. you gasped as you watched the video, handing your phone to lewis so that he could watch it to. once he had seen it he turned towards you, both of you making eye contact until you burst out laughing at the situation.

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uncle trent doing the ‘A’ celebration for his niece for the first time and this takes over his emotions and feelings.. he hasnt really thought deep about having kids so soon but that night at home he’s in his feels, all clingy and loving on you saying he can imagine dedicating his goals to your babies in the future and falls in love with the idea of starting a family with you🥺

my ovaries actually can't take this btw, i need him in a way that is concerning to humanity

he's coming home and walking straight over to you where you're sat snug on your sofa and climbs over you to snuggle into your back. he's pressing kisses on your neck and cheek and his hands are resting on your stomach. you're a bit confused but are content to let him snuggle into you cause you really missed him today. he's holding your tummy and thinking about how it would feel if you guys had a baby in there. ever since he had met his baby niece all he could think about was having his own baby with you, his own little family. and so he whispers your name trying to pull your attention away from the tv. he succeeds in doing so, you turn in his arms and face him smiling up at him. he looks down at you realising just how in love with you he is, he pushes some hair behind your ear and leaned down to kiss you before he whispered to you that he wanted a baby with you. he can see your brain short circuit for a second before tears line your eyes and you're like really??? he wants a baby with you??? and he's chuckling a little at you before he tells you all about the little family he's created inside his brain. your first baby would be a boy, who looks like him but has your eyes and your nose, then you'll have a baby girl and she'll be your twin but she'll have trent's personality and they'll be partners in crime. and him and her older brother will make sure no boy goes within 10 feet of her cause she's never allowed to date ever. and you're letting out a little laugh at that but you also have tears running down your face. and when he's finished telling you about his imaginary family your shoving yourself into his chest, chanting yes over and over again. and there's tears in his eyes too but he's laughing and neither of you can wait to start your family together.

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dominik szoboszlai blurbs masterlist

playing with dom's hair

getting dom to admit he's jealous

dom doesn't like how close you are with some of the boys

dom isn't happy when someone lays their hands on you

dom being whipped for you

dom breaking you in 18+

threesomes with trent and dom 18+

domi always holds your hand during sex 18+

teasing domi under the table at dinner with your parents 18+

trent and domi hard launching your relationship

domi looking after you when you're drunk

domi helping you put your necklaces on

what domi posts of you on instagram

looking after domi when he's injured

domi begging to fuck you 18+

face sitting with trent and domi 18+

going shopping with domi

soft sex with domi 18+

you find domi with another girl at the club

dom comes home to you and your baby

domi doesn't like the way his dad speaks to you

domi dries your hair for you

your boyfriend loves spoiling you

you guys tease your fans with tik toks

domi makes your pregnancy cravings for you

telling your situationship domi that you're pregnant

your first date with domi

more soft sex with domi 18+

doing tik tok trends together

domi is extroverted and you're super introverted

meeting domi's family

you move in with domi

you ask domi to record a certain tik tok for you to watch

domi is super proud of how intelligent you are

trying to cope with long distances with domi

doing anal for the first time with domi 18+

domi is obsessed with your tits when you're pregnant 18+

cuddles with domi

going to a house party with domi's friends you don't know

your honeymoon with domi

babymoon with domi

lewis sees you with your new boyfriend domi

you call domi daddy when he's eating you out

your pregnancy with situationship domi

domi comforting you after your mum passes away

domi being submissive for you 18+

you love domi's new tattoo

domi is so excited to see u he can't help but finish a bit quicker than usual 18+

domi is obsessed with your boobs but since your baby has been born he doesn't get to touch them as often 18+

you show your close friend's story which of domi's fingers are your favourites

calling domi daddy for the first time 18+

you're the only one that can calm domi down when he's angry

domi isn't keen on you being around f1 drivers 18+

domi arguing with your son over who you love more

your friend with benefits domi is jealous of some guy 18+

domi is worried he hurt you during sex the night before 18+

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Morning with the Love of my Life

Jude Bellingham x Reader

tw-none just fluff

Soft fingers stroking down my spine, a gentle breeze coming from the window that was left slightly cracked open after a night of stolen glances and small touches reached its peak in this very room, in the very bed I snuggled further into as the morning slowly creeped up on me.

A gentle hand placed on my hip, turning me over so that when I opened my eyes they landed on the face I was certain I was going to spend the rest of my life with. Jude reached a hand to the side of my face tucking a strand of here behind my ear, before moving closer and tucking his head into my neck, leaving small kisses in his wake.

“Good morning my love.” I hummed, his kisses progressing along my jaw, a smile breaking out onto my face. I never considered myself particularly religious but this sure felt like heaven to me.

A kiss was placed on each of my cheeks, my eyelids and then each corner of my mouth before gently pressing against my own lips. He pulled away, making sure to keep our noses touching, as my hand reached up to the back of his neck and scratched.

Outside birds chirped and the sounds of people waking up and moving around floated through the window. Jude rolled off me and out of bed, stretching as he walked towards our bedroom door.

“Where are you going?” I complained, a pout on my face at the thought of being left alone and cold in bed.

Jude spins back around and smiles before informing me, “I’m just going to make breakfast baby.”

I pushed the cover back before making my way out the door behind Jude, preferring to sit and watch him make breakfast than to be alone in our bed without him.

When we made it to the kitchen Jude started searching for the ingredients he needed while I perched myself on the counter.

My eyes stuck to Jude as he walked around, appreciating the man I get to love and spend everyday of the rest of my life with, they way he moved so easily in the kitchen like he’d lived there his whole life, when in reality we had only moved in the month before.

He whistled a tune as he cracked eggs into a pan and the domesticity of it all brought a tear to my eye, thankful that despite the road had been difficult for both me and Jude we had made it to where we are now.

Jude glanced over noticing my silence, frowning as he saw the tears that threatened to spill.

“I just love you so much Jude.” I croaked out, wiping my eyes with the sleeve of his hoodie I had stolen before I came downstairs.

His face soften as he looked at me, turning off the heat before making his way over to me, slotting himself between my legs when he reached me.

His hands gently grasped my face, thumbs rubbing underneath my eyes, swiping away any other tears that had manged to fall.

“And I love you….. So much baby.” He whispered, “so much more than you will ever know, you are everything to me.”

I nestled myself into the warmth of his body and thought to myself that this is exactly where I wanted to be for the rest of my life.

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i can't stop thinking about lando coming back home after a race and he's just soooo tired and he doesn't want to speak or anything he just wants to cuddle with you. like as soon as he comes in your in his arms and he's just wrapping himself around you and refusing to let go. you're trying to ask him how his flight was and if he was hungry and he's just mumbling into your neck. when he finally unwraps himself from you its so he can pull you upstairs to your room, suitcase forgotten by the front door all he wants is to be with you after being away from you for so long. you guys get to your room and he's stripping down to his boxers and pulling you down onto the bed with him. your back is pressed against his front, his hands have crept up his shirt that you have on, stroking your stomach with one hand while the other is pushing you further back into him. and he's falling asleep so quickly cause he just feels so safe with you and you don't even mind despite not being tired at all cause you're just so happy he's home so you're just enjoying his snuggles.

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