#formative honestly

[ben-drabbles]

Rulebreakers - Campfire

The elven warrior sat across the fire from the dwarven rogue and human mage. She had her fingers steepled, a classic thousand-yard stare - in other words, she was brooding. The rogue and mage looked to each other, then back to the warrior. The mage spoke up first. "So, um....how are you feeling?"

The warrior grunted, as she continued to stare. "We're not real."

The rogue looked between the two nervously. "I mean, I wouldn't go that far...."

"We're not real. We're constructs, we're made up, we're....we're pawns in some sick fantasy." The elf stood up forcefully. "I'm fake! We're all fake!"

The mage laughed uncomfortably, and started to speak before the warrior interrupted him. "Don't you even start. You two at least have bodies out there - if you two figure out a way to 'log off,' you've got your bodies back, your lives back, whatever they are. Me? I'm here forever. I don't EVER get to escape." She swung her sword into a nearby tree, and seethed as the texture of the bark blurred. "I don't EVER get to exist, to....to matter!" She breathed heavily, removed her sword, and stared at the other two with an almost pleading expression.

"You...matter to us," said the mage. The warrior rolled her eyes at the cliché, but the mage spoke again quickly. "We have a plan."

"That's right," said the rogue. "We've been doing some digging in that 'options' menu, and inspecting the screenshots we took from that monitor that showed the outside. We think.....well, it's not exactly 'being real,' but....."

"But we think we can bring you with us," finished the mage. "We....wanted to be sure before we told you."

"What do you mean, 'bring me with you?'" She asked.

"I mean....we can...I guess, 'download' ..... 'you'," answered the mage. "I mean, you, us, right now, we're all just....words, on a machine, right? That's what we found? So we figured....if we can find where 'you' are, in that machine once we wake up, we can....smuggle you out."

"Yeah? And then what?" A hint of hope had entered her voice.

"And then," said the rogue, "we don't know. We don't know what happens from here. Maybe we can find you your own body. Maybe we can....at least....give you a home somewhere. Some....more permanent machine, or something. I'm not sure why, but I have this feeling that my....my outside self, might have some tricks up his sleeve."

"Mine too," said the mage.

The warrior finished pacing and sat back down, sighing deeply. "I....thank you. Thank you both. I have a lot to think about, but....I'm really, really glad you've looked into this. I think the worst thing I was worried about was that I wouldn't be able to stay with you, on the way out. That....at the end of all of this, I'd just....be gone." She looked up at them, searchingly. "What can I do to help? What's the plan from here?"

"Well, for starters," said the mage, "we're going to need to find where 'you' are. Which means, we need to find another monitor."

"Which means...?" Asked the warrior.

The rogue smiled, as it so happened, roguishly. "It means we're breaking another raid."

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

People talk about how “overpowered” and freaky some of the physical feats in PJO and HOO are but I think people forget that all demigods inherently have enhanced, speed, agility, and strength. So at lot of these physical feats actually make a lot of sense in their “power scaling.”

And I know a lot of people like talk about the Lois Arc jump because that is insane but there are a lot of other feats that show off the enhanced attributes some of the other demigods have.

Like, Hazel ran after a Arion, the fastest horse alive for a WHOLE day. Hours upon hours on end. And even if Arion WASN’T the fastest horse he’s still. A horse. That Hazel was able to keep up with. And then run all the way home.

Reyna EASILY knocks away giant werewolves with a knife and used her javelin like a pole vault. Annabeth managed to fight Kronos, a whole ass Titan, to a standstill. And she’s been shown to perform moves only professional acrobatic and gymnast can do. Piper threw a fifty pound shield at Medea and was described to move fast as a viper.

Jason had dodged arrows that have appeared out of no where, no warning, and Percy has side stepped bullets. BULLETS.

Not to mention that with the Lycaon and werewolves they were all out running and keeping up with WOLVES.

So, yeah, demigods have freaky physical feats.

[oifaaa]

if there is one thing I can respect about bnha it's for going yeah we're a society where almost everyone has a superpower including any number of animal based superpowers of course theres a bunny girl superhero but also the bunny girl super hero is just one of the most cool bad ass fighter superheroes ever she will break every bone in your body with her legs and there's nothing you or god can do about it

[egophiliac]

finally got some time to finish these guys up! which is sort of ironic considering I started these because I wanted to draw Malleus with a Dragapult, and then I just didn't for a million years!

Malleus has the aforementioned Dragapult, except it's a super special non-canon color Dragapult (like an anime-only form that you could get in-game exclusively through some limited-time event where you have to show up in-person at a specific location in Japan) (it has some wacky overpowered exclusive move/form and the OT is listed as Malleus) (so like that kind of ridiculous specialness) (Leona is extremely salty about this). also hoards and hoards of Dreepy. Dreepy LOVE Malleus. they take naps on his horns inbetween begging him to throw them across the island at mach speeds.

Lilia has a Drampa and a bunch of Woobat that he hasn't actually caught, they just follow him around in swarms because they sense a kinship with him. (also breaking my own rule again to say that he had a Mawile in the past, because...I just really wanted to give him a Mawile...)

Sebek has Sandile for obvious reasons, and also a Pikachu that bullies him relentlessly. :(

Silver has a shiny Corvisquire; I really went back-and-forth on also giving him an Aegislash, but...hm. those pokedex entries though. he can stick with just one for now.

(I hadn't planned on the shiny for him, but after I'd decided on the Corvisquire line and was looking it up for reference, I realized that shiny Rookidee is gold and then turns silver when it evolves and I lost my entire goddamn mind)

[hinamie]

realizing how much i like drawing him a million years too late :<

[adventuretolkienlover]

So like, what if Sparkplug got upgraded and became the family dog or something? How do y'all feel about that idea? 👀✨

(Please do not repost this art without credit. Reblogs however are encouraged and appreciated!😁👍)

[di-loves-coffee]

I know I keep doing dead on main, but it’s got stuck a chokehold on me.

Soooo, soulmates right?? Maybe some neat stuff about a ghost/soul’s other half being the rawest reflection of themselves??

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Danny walking down the street in this weird city he found through the realms and minding his business:

Jason, also minding his business:

Danny stopping because his core just purred and trilled; TF™️???

Jason who stopped because the pit whirred up in a strangely positive manner:

They both make eye contact and it’s like that one spiderman meme

They then duke it out in the street

They later kiss for whatever reason.

[bunubunss]

"it's your time to bask in the sun"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS x Brazil (1985)

(Yes. Real movie dialogue)

[moopsoup]

the party’s over, the guests are gone and rafayel’s leaning against the counter, licking the last bit of frosting from his fingers, watching you with that lazy half lidded gaze. “still got one more cake to eat,” he murmurs and you laugh, thinking he means the leftover slices—until he’s pressing up behind you, hands curling around your hips, his breath warm against your neck.

oh.

rafayel who eases you onto the bed, pushing you forward until you’re on your knees, ass up, back arched so pretty just for him. he groans at the sight. his big hands smoothing over the skin on your ass and spreading you wide before he leans in, pressing slow lingering kisses down the curve of your ass, trailing lower…and lower.

rafayel who takes his time licking a slow, teasing stripe up your cunt before diving in, tongue flicking, swirling, fucking messy with it like he’s savoring you. like you’re the best dessert he’s ever had. his grip tightens when you jolt, thighs trembling, and he just chuckles, voice muffled against your skin. “s’good, huh?”

rafayel who hums when you start to squirm, nails clawing at the sheets, gasping every time he drags his tongue over your clit and devours you like he’s starving. he knows you’re close. he can feel it in the way you tense, in the way your moans pitch higher. and he doesn’t let up, doesn’t stop, not until you’re gushing all over his tongue, trembling and whimpering.

rafayel who licks his lips and presses one last open mouthed kiss to your pussy before dragging his fingers up your slick folds teasingly. his voice all soft and sweet. “give me just one more,” he purrs, slipping two fingers, knuckles deep inside, curling them just right. “i’m the birthday boy after all, cutie.”

[taffypointby]

my Bill in handyman AU... wanted to give it a try too! + normal Bill edits of that bust bc i really like how it turned out...

[starry-bi-sky]

Out of Context Stuff for a Danyal Al Ghul au i haven't posted - Pit Beast Danyal

Damian, 13: Look, Danyal, -- I am so sorry for everything that happened between us in the League, I hope you can forgive me.

Danny, 10 (allegedly): (has been secretly plotting to murder Damian this whole time, is still gonna do it obvs, but is going to make it significantly less painful now)

Danny: I-- of course, older brother. :]

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Bruce: what do you have there, Damian?

Damian:

Danny: (a hulking 10ft pit beast standing beside him, growling idly with ram horns gouging out his eyes and a second set of horns jutting into the air, spines down his back, and a long, spiked tail with an animalistic, skull-like face)

Damian, who smuggled him in (they've made amends): a smoothie, father

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Damian: this is my little brother Danyal, i murdered him when he was five. He festered in rage for the last half-a decade, took over a League mountain base in Switzerland, murdered everyone inside and then tried to murder me when I went to investigate with Drake.

Danny: hello!

Damian: we're cool now

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Damian: thoughts on resurrection

Danny, (a full ghost): i will succeed in murdering you if you try it

Damian: we'll put a pin in it then

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Danny (still instilled with League values): why don't we just murder him??

Damian, on patrol (Danny followed him): we don't murder people, Danyal

Danyal:,,,,are you sick, Dami?? Have you been possessed? Why not!?

(There is raucous laughing through the comms)

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Danny, five, pre-death: Dami! :D

Danny, dead, vengeful: Older brother (:

Danny, post-forgiveness: Dami! :]

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For some actual context: Danny is fully dead in this au, its a result of the classic DPxDC Demon Twins "death duel" trope but instead of Danny getting revived, he stays fully dead. Danny was five, Damian was seven. His ghost lingered though, and due to the proximity of the pits his ghost steadily absorbed the ambient energy it was letting off. The pits are not corrupted ectoplasm in this au, it's just liquid ecto.

Which means Danny's corruption from an angry and hurt little ghost boy to an unrecognizable monster is from his own doing. It's a result of him stewing in his hurt and anger for years, it physically warped him. He's very powerful. Danny can travel between League Bases but chose a small, out-of-the-way base in the Swiss mountains to fester in and then just. Never Left.

His influence steeped into the very foundations of the building, allowing him to transform and warp the rooms and hallways for his own bidding, Meaning he could turn it into a seemingly unending labyrinth if he so wished to, and block the entrance.

Eventually, blinded (both metaphorically and physically) by his own rage, Danny grew powerful enough to appear physically in the living realm and attacked everyone in the base, slaughtering them all and leaving the base abandoned. He attacks anyone who dares enter -- whether that be other league members, or the unfortunate hiker who stumbled across the base. His conscious is steeped into every nook and cranny of the building, there is nowhere you can hide where he can't find. Nobody leaves without his explicit say so. Nobody ever does.

Him appearing as ten years old before Damian in the skits above is his own physical doing. First it was to prevent Damian from being suspicious of him. Damian initially thought Danny was revived with the pits, he was too busy with his own training afterwards to notice that Danny never showed up again, and when he did notice, he assumed it was because Danny was too ashamed of his loss to face him. He'd always forget to ask about him.

Then it becomes a personal choice to appear as ten. It's how old he would've been had he been alive.

danny forgiving Damian is kinda for an offshoot branch of the main au. Whereas the main au takes the form of a ps4 first person horror game where Damian and Tim are investigating the Base for Plot Reasons. There's no sign of the rumored "monster" living inside until the end, where Danny, who was found inside the Base and has been happily "helping" them look around, manages to persuade Damian into splitting off from Tim in order to "show him something."

This something turns out to be Danny revealing that he never really forgave Damian for that fight, and he reveals through a horrifying transformation, that he was the monster the whole time. Which the game subtly hints at throughout as Danny's strange behavior becomes harder to ignore.

First from his insistence to only refer to Damian as "older brother" (when before the duel he always called him Damian or Dami), to him right off the bat denying the existence of a monster when questioned. ("There's no monster here, older brother. It's just me.") To other various things, like his knowledge of the outside world not matching up to modern times or things going on with the league outside of the base, or what happened to the other league members.

This whole idea was inspired by the song "Scylla" from Epic the Musical, with Danyal being the voice of Scylla as well as Odysseus, while Damian stands as Eurylochus. The instrumentals after Scylla says "hello" is him turning into the pit beast, and Scylla's "drown in your sorrow and fears" part is danny, as the pit beast, snarling at Damian while he attacks him.

There's a Good Ending, a Bad Ending, and a True Ending. The Bad Ending results in Damian being killed by Danny, it happens when Damian decides not to question or suspect Danny and treats him kindly. The Bad Ending is a cutscene, where Danny kills Damian quick and painlessly.

Meanwhile the Good Ending is Damian killing Danny. This is a boss fight, and it happens when Damian treats Danny coldly and suspiciously the whole time. Danny as a result, decides to make Damian's death painful as he had planned to, which is why it's a boss fight because it only causes him to double down on his anger.

The True Ending is Damian escapes with Tim. It happens when you treat Danny warmly up until the last minute, where when Danny proposes to Damian that he wants to show him something, Damian goes to talk to Tim and finally, reluctantly agrees that something is off with Danny, and that he'll be careful going in. It starts off with the boss fight until a third through, where it then changes to a cutscene where Tim manages to get the door open and Damian escapes out. It's then a chase scene down a never-ending hallway as the building actively works to keep you trapped inside. But you eventually make it to the exit so long as you avoid all the projectiles and doors.

Remember when I mentioned that Danny only lets people leave when he wants them to? That's where the treating Danny kindly throughout the game comes into play. It causes him to second guess himself and, eventually, reawaken and strengthen the love and admiration he had for Damian prior to his murder. It's why in the Bad Ending he kills Damian quickly -- because by then, he loves him enough that he doesn't want him to suffer, but is still so consumed by his rage and need for vengeance that he kills him anyways. That quiet part is what allows Damian (and Tim) to find the exit, because some part of Danny still loves Damian enough that he wants him to live.

The True Ending ends with a cutscene of Damian and Tim tumbling out into the snow/grass outside of the base. Damian looks up back to the entrance to see Danny standing there. But rather than a ten year old boy, there's a little five year old Danyal Al Ghul instead. He stares at Damian emotionlessly, blood seeping from his chest, staining his clothes, and little, bloody sword in his hands and tearstains on his cheeks, before he turns away and disappears back into the building.

[ruporas]

the interest check for the max vash plushie is finally available! he's the same size as his buddy wolfwood and comes with numerous accessories. there's more photos on the form itself, including what the current sample looks like.

if you're interested in him, please fill out the form here!

[deconstructthesoup]

God now I need a fanfic where Fig goes to a meet-the-parents-type dinner with Ayda and gets introduced to Lapin Cadbury, "my father's candy rabbit boyfriend"

[annasofthe11thdimension]

Waltz

[zecoritheweirdone]

wanna preface this by saying that i am. So normal. anyway i just spent the last week redrawing scenes from mystery skulls animated but as that hermitcraft au i posted about a couple times. you guys should watch msa it is. so so good.