#fork found in the kitchen

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[theadderalltoyourstiles]

Max's smile is so big with crinkling eyes and everything you'd think he's the winner . Like as much as I love the good old supportive rivals narrative it's embarassing as fuck 😭

Max STAND UP BROTHER

[si11ypiratecat]

husbands in their tenth year that are still disgustingly in love wearing matching outfit without planning

[brothersonahotelbed]

oh yeah and i neeeeed dream thesandman by the way

[lovefingers]

Sequence of me being accepted into a state college when I have an extremely high GPA

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

[juanitasupreme]

Brazilian athlete having a german last name

[neganjokes]

something something love is fuel

[mjesechii]

Presence/unknown

[greededling]

i think we need to start using the term "weird" to describe ourselves more. it doesnt need to be so specific. im just weird and its no big deal. everyone's weird.

[brothersonahotelbed]

anyone else trapped in amber

[milkbucketmuse]

i didn’t even know you were on fire…

[waterghostype]

this applies to all jay ships tbh

[bottomsonlybar]

"when yaoi pops out and you didn't expect it" why did you NOT expect yaoi in the dan and phil tumblr tag

[yuwuta]

childhood friends to lovers with yuuji is like he’s five and he catches frogs in the lake near his house on weekends fishing w his grandpa and brings them to you like a courting gift (and gets sad when his grandpa tells him he’s got to let them go again, but yuuji promises to catch even more for you next weekend). he’s six and learns he likes to cook and starts making snacks for you and always sits next to you at lunch to give them to you. he’s seven and very definitive that you’re his best friend in the whole world and he doesn’t leave your side during class or lunch or recess or ever. he’s eight and you’re much better at reading than him, but he’s not jealous or upset because that means sometimes you read the harder books to/with him and he learns he loves hearing your voice when you read out loud. he’s nine when he learns he’s got an older brother and even tho he takes to choso quickly, he doesn’t really trust him until you meet choso and declare that you think he’s cool. he’s ten and that summer you go away to sleep away camp for the first time and yuuji cries the first night you’re gone, but choso helps him write and mail letters to you while you’re away, and every weekend yuuji is up 8am to greet the mailman and receive his letter back from you.

he’s eleven when you both start middle school and it’s the first time you both aren’t in the same homeroom, but that doesn’t stop yuuji—he’s sitting by your desk before you even get to school, he’s outside of your classroom before lunch, walks to your classroom after lunch, the first face you see. he’s twelve the first time he realizes that you’re pretty—you’ve always been pretty, but this is different; you’re pretty like sunlight, pretty like his favorite meal, pretty like feeling of coming home. you’re thirteen the first time you get a love letter on valentine’s day, but it’s not from yuuji—it’s another boy in your homeroom that yuuji doesn’t like very much and he never knew why until that day.

once he learns he likes to cook, he starts making snacks for you and gives them to you at lunch and it escalates into packing you bentos almost every day when you two start high school. he’s sixteen when prom rolls around and he’s rocking on his heels asking you to go with him—“as friends, you know haha. if you want, since you’re not going with anybody else and—well megumi and nobara are doing the same thing so i thought? maybe it would work for us, too?”—and when you say yes he tries to play it cool but he jumps and clicks his heels on his way to run and tell megumi about it (and then choso takes approximately 400 pictures of you and yuuji before you two head off to the dance).

it’s not until he’s twenty and a junior in college, and you’ve caught your first sort of serious boyfriend cheating that yuuji finally says something. he always says he wishes it was more romantic, but even now at twenty-six as you watch yuuji laugh with everyone at your rehearsal dinner, and look the collage of pictures choso has proudly displayed, you can’t help but think that it was the perfect confession—that everything about yuuji has always been perfect and that you’re beyond lucky to have him. and when yuuji catches your eye across the table, he smiles all dopey again like he’s five and just caught that frog for you for the first time and you’ve become the center of his world all over again.

[sparrowseagles]

logurt on the brain