#forgot to post this and found it in the drafts

[hazzybat]

i have no idea if anyone will care about this but to go with the other two vids I posted of the aussie commentary of our blorbos here is the Joker Out postcard from the finale.

(JO aussie interview / Käärijä aussie interview)

(the words at the start are vaginal windmill in reference to Israil's dancing. just for context of what they're talking about)

[strangerstilinski]

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 +𝟏𝟖

you're pleasure is so important to eddie. his one goal every time you fuck is to give you the most blinding, intense orgasm possible, but once he makes you cum all bets are off. that's when he really lets loose because then he's just chasing his own end. his whole weight comes down against you. crushes you beneath him and it's slick and warm with your combined sweat and his thrusts get wild, earth shatteringly hard. just plowing home in desperate search of release and it's so goddamn overstimulating, his hips slamming little ah ah ah's out of you with every frantic hump

you can practically feel his moans echoing in your skull, hardly dulled by his face buried in the pillows beneath you, his sweat-damp curls tickling at your face

and oh man.. thinking about him just pressing you so deep into the mattress. he's so sweaty. it's hard to keep ahold of him, your fingers scramble, nails biting into his slippery skin in an effort to keep him in your grasp. you can barely breathe, you're still winded from your orgasm and he's laying on top of you, he's panting and whining into your neck, POUNDING into you so so desperately because shit he's close

his thrusts get erratic but simultaneously harder and so much more powerful. his balls are slapping your ass and it's sloppy. it's loud. he's making noises into your ear that have you losing your goddamned Mind

and when he finally cums? it's borderline fucking violent

his moan is practically a shout against the curve of your throat. he slams into you so hard that it pushes you up the mattress a little. it has him gripping your shoulder and hip to keep you in place m, to force your further onto his cock until you're nearly crying at how deep he is and, god, he just KEEPS CUMMING. tightening his arms and rutting into you with these little groans that practically vibrate your skull and-

[stardustdiiving]

Everyone jokes about Zhongli being #old and not understanding internet meme culture but I really need to stress I think if you explained internet meme things to the Archons, Zhongli and Nahida would make “technically correct but hilariously out of touch with internet meme culture by virtue of being very well adjusted + offline” applications of internet terms in the Exact same way

Like if you explained the definition of “skrunkly” to Nahida what’s going to happen is while walking with her in the rainforest you’re going to hear her go “awww :) the skrunkly!” and turn around thinking she saw like, a cute animal or one of her Aranara or something only to realize she is referring to a specific species of plant she spotted that she thinks is nice

Meanwhile Hu Tao sends Zhongli a funny message and he responds with nothing but a very carefully taken photograph of a rock. And she is incredibly confused and after 5 minutes of decoding this goes “Zhongli are you…using this picture of a rock as a reaction image?” and Zhongli is like yes :) I am. And she’s like “why” so Zhongli sends her a very thoughtfully detailed message explaining he found this rock on a morning stroll outside the harbor and thought it has a very “humorous and engaging shape” and had little flecks of color that reminded him of a kind of jewelry accessory that was popular in Liyue 300 years ago that was often a gesture of good humor and friendship, so he found it “a good choice of image to use in a humorous interaction with a companion”

And Hu Tao is just like okay thanks Zhongli you are so interesting. Makes sense. (She thought it was just bc the rock was kind of shaped like a laughing face if you squinted)

[forgottenflickr]

2002

[satans-knitwear]

Tis the season 🧛

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[apoloniaspiegelgold]

Five Hargreeves | Number Five

“Do you know why I wanted this last jump to work so badly?” “Because you’re old and tired?” “Because I slaughtered a boardroom full of people to buy our way back here. Little advice from someone who’s been there? Don’t do the math. That equation does not exist. There’s no ‘save five Harlans for every two Claires’ formula. People like us, we will never save enough lives to make up for the ones that we take. [...] This is the price of being powerful. Sometimes we step on ants.”

[skullsandcorals]

Wanted to redraw this with my version of the book characters💃✨

(click for better quality if you're on the mobile app. do not repost.)

[anch-vaviel]

Last year's best pumpkin fits! Who else is excited to break the pumpkin heads out again this year?

See 2022's outfits here

[dubacheryking]

i feel like if damian went back to the league and disappeared from the bats' lives for a really long time (like idk. say 10 years) and then just showed back up in gotham one day its like. tim sees him and at first he doesn't realize it's damian, and then he speaks and tim is like GOD DAMN IT HE ISN'T DEAD??? and even worse, he's not only alive, he's hot now.

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

I was making a birthday card a while ago and needed a vector so I made this one from this screenshot:

free to use with or without credit :)

[itsjustoctavianhere]

Just here to say that Frank was an incredibly unreliable narrator regarding the Gwen incident.

It was never confirmed that Octavian did it, Frank was speculating based purely on his own personal feelings against Octavian.

Octavian’s a dick, yes 100%

But I’ll never tie him to the Gwen incident.

[jamietwat]

Roy actively having a stress reaction and being noticeably weird about his phone after sending a risky text (he literally just sent Jamie something that was too nice to not be embarrassing, but now Jamie has evidence that he said it)

[vinceaddams]

I got this print from @theshitpostcalligrapher for my uncle's birthday, and he's framed it and hung it up in the kitchen/dining room area!

Most of his decor is chemistry, mountain, or arctic themed, but there are a few exceptions.

[sweetsong-reaper]

Goatling headshots for Analogs (#76730) and SkyFoxx (#92325)

[irondad-on-crack]

Peter, singing: Have you ever wondered what life’s about?

Tony, tired: All the time, kid.

Peter, still singing: You could search the world and never figure it out!

Tony: Gee, that’s encoura—wait, are you singing Lizzy McGuire?

Ned, popping out of nowhere: You don’t have to sail the ocean!

[professionalfobtrash]

watching the bottom right section of the table during that Ludinus convo had me do another ‘wake up babe new reaction pics dropped’