#forgive me Tumblr for I have sinned

[purposechef]

🚩🚩🚩 they menu plan at inappropriate times 🚩🚩🚩

[tricornonthecob]

"Come hither, let us make haste to the milliner's!"

"...Claire's?"

"Aye, make haste, woman!"

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Rest in pieces, 18th century, you would have loved heavily bedazzled denim everything. And Claire's.

[wolfanddragon98]

@dreaming-for-an-escape

Did you order a toxic pairing with a side of dark angst?

Here you go. XD

[melonae]

god is not dead he is very much alive because he encourages my downfall

what else do I say, what else CAN I say!!

anyways, sorry for the janky.. everything, I’m doing less of full rendering since I made this in 4-6..? Hours on a whim which may seem like a lot but not to.. me, actually. In reference I used this image? Which came off another idea that was like

“haiiii draw your character as this!!” which I thought was really cool

im happy I did this, I needed 2 do something anyways. also! im currently watching fallout and it is SO GOOD..? Please watch it, please do! On that note, thank you. I love you

YAAYYAHAIOAOAOOOOAYYAY

[nanonine39]

I deadass did not open tumblr dot com since i posted that last thing gang my bad 🙏🙏 forgive 🤞

This one goes out to my 11 followers. Thank you. I WILL treat you well from now on. TRUST ME . TRUST ME RIGHT NOW . PRAY HANDS .

HAVE BATMAN. I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE POSTED THIS LAST MONTH TOO SO I COULD CAPITALISE THE NEW SHOW HOWEVER I MAY NOT BE SMART!!

[tawnfawn]

i just KNOW that simon riley is a messy kisser. this mf is grabbing you by the hips, waist, hands, thighs, neck, he does not care—hands rubbing up and down your curves like he doesn’t know where to touch first. it’s all teeth and tongue—he’s one impatient mf. he’s waited long enough to kiss you, he’s not gonna be light. and i know he doesn’t half ass that shit!!! this man is either kissing your forehead softly or making out with you like there’s no tomorrow. definitely the type to “accidentally” bump into you while you’re doing something and use it as an excuse to kiss you. he’s not a PDA person, but when you’re alone he’s always, and I mean always got a hand on you. one hand on the wheel, the other on your thigh or holding your hand. he lets you have aux too, but he’ll complain about your “shit music” every time. EVERY TIME!!!

can you tell i’m in love with this man

[marsmarbles]

im making your mog and sausage kiss like theyre dolls

Literally me 24/7. I’m not normal about mythicalswamp, or old man yaoi, as E calls it.

[paper-birdies]

i've made a mistake

[4rachn1d]

Forgive me, Primus, for I am about to sin, but OMFG, who let that god damn mother fucking Evil ass Helicopter be so damn hot??!?!? Vehicles should not have so much fucking sex appeal but god do i need that fucking robot

[demichrising]

[pseudowho]

Jesus, alright. Tentacles it is.

Sorry everyone else. I lied.

It's still gonna be beautiful. I promise.

[v1rtualv4mp]

Sorry y'all I haven't been active as usual and that is because I keep trying to get a hold on to my sanity yet each time it slips between my fingers again and again (I'm losing interest in my current hyperfixation)

[tricornonthecob]

I don't know if any of you have gathered this yet but two four of my most favorite subjects are

long, flowing hair

torsos, chests, and delts

prettyboys / twunks

prettyboys /twunks with long, flowing hair and naked chests

I have tried drawing normal physique but I get carried away.

[iceeericeee]

Tumblr is like a church in which my mutuals are the priest and we are sitting in the confession box 24/7

[schwartzkaft]

A decently cursed drawing of SpongeBob and his mates that I drew before the examination.

[karaviav]

sisters karamazov genderswap au! (check post on @bucoliqves)

1. Lyuba is Alyosha

2. Ik Gavrila is masculine in russian but its feminine in Romanian and i needed another archangel name so lets let this one slide...