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silusvesuius · 6 months ago
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stuff heavily referenced from clive hicks-jenkins' art cus i've been rly into it lately 🥰
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cute idea scribblings for the last drawing..lol
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noctilin · 2 years ago
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i played fire emblem stahlwakening last yr and this is my artistic rendition of how it went
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silent-words · 27 days ago
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Now I'll give you REAL Trespasser angst.
At the beginning of the Exalted Council Dorian Pavus receives news of his father's death. He is all alone, and he has to go back to Tevinter not only to work in the Magisterium but also to investigate the murder of his own father. If you romanced Dorian, his only family is the Inquisitor.
And then Dorian learns that the Inquisitor is slowly dying. The love of his life, the closest person he ever had, the only light of his existence gradually consumed by the Anchor.
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skeletoninthemelonland · 1 year ago
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William Afton before he lured kids into the backroom or something
*STEALS HIS KNEECAPS AND RUNS AWAY*
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sir-achimus-prime · 1 year ago
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New Fic !!!
Un Dia Mal :
Chapter 2: The hole in space
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Summary : Part 2
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Recap :
“It’s not set in stone , little worm. You’d be surprised…what one word can do” she sniffled at that as tears welled up in her eyes “Why can’t i do shit right” she huffed wiping her eyes angrily “Sometimes i wonder if life would be easier for them without me…” she murmured as she shuffled to lean against the old birds legs as he patted her head in a affectionate pet kind of way “I assure you it wouldn’t” she snorted “How do you know..oh great spirit guide” she huffed “I just get in the way….i bet there wasn’t even a party with me. They were probably like ‘oh shit…one escaped the condom’ “ she huffed as the bird made a distressed noise “You are -something else , little bug” she shrugged “Normals boring…tried it when i was born…didn’t like it……” she chuckled as the bird smiled “Now wake up” she jolted up in her bed half asleep as she glanced around in pain as she stared at the wound on her palm from the dogs necklace….before screaming at the giant glowing canary eyes.
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Part 2 of Un Dia Mal…
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“It’s not set in stone , little worm. You’d be surprised…what one word can do” she sniffled at that as tears welled up in her eyes “Why can’t i do shit right” she huffed wiping her eyes angrily “Sometimes i wonder if life would be easier for them without me…” she murmured as she shuffled to lean against the old birds legs as he patted her head in a affectionate pet kind of way “I assure you it wouldn’t” she snorted “How do you know..oh great spirit guide” she huffed “I just get in the way….i bet there wasn’t even a party with me. They were probably like ‘oh shit…one escaped the condom’ “ she huffed as the bird made a distressed noise “You are -something else , little bug” she shrugged “Normals boring…tried it when i was born…didn’t like it……” she chuckled as the bird smiled “Now wake up” she jolted up in her bed half asleep as she glanced around in pain as she stared at the wound on her palm from the dogs necklace….before screaming at the giant glowing canary eyes. 
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Y/n panted as their was a sudden hand covering her mouth as her parents practically bushed down the door. 
The glowing yellow canary eyes glowed softly as the being screamed in response "Shhh…they can't see me…we'll talk when they're gone" the dog looking being said before disappearing.
'Don't tell them you can see me…or else' the being smirked as its large sharp ears stood tall atop it's canine head , as she gulped. She jumped as her Dad burst into the room with a bat with a sock on the end as her mother ran in with whatever had been close in range ..which happened to be a pan as they looked around wildly “What happened N/n (Nickname/Little bug) ?” Y/n panted wildly “Oh..uhhh uh…fell asleep” she smiled sheepishly. As her parents hummed a bit awkwardly “Little bug…” Layla started before sitting on the edge of her bed “Are you okay ?” she asked softly as…Y/n thought briefly of her crazy day as the amulet burned her and tightened around her arm as she suddenly noticed it was digging into her palm as she winced .
Her mother…having been in the middle of a probably good inspirational speech quirked a brow “You okay , little bug ?” she winced “Oh yeah” she said her hand going under the blanket “You hand “ her mom stated without any room for argument as her Dad winced “Damn…and i thought my room was messy …and i was a boy” Layla snorted at Marcs words “She is your daughter , love” she huffed as her father hummed “I thought we concluded she was , Stevens” he smiled as Y/n huffed in annoyance “My rooms clean ! No dirty plates just-” Layla chuckled “Dirty clothes everywhere ... .I swear sometimes…you are the perfect carbon copy of your father…” she smiled, caressing her face affectionately “Hand” Y/n quirked a brow as she squirmed away, keeping her arm away …but…sadly…
Her Mom was not one for playing as she targeted Y/n’s known weakness….her 
sides. As she giggled her mother tickling her weak spots as she squealed trying to twist away as her mother frowned "How'd you cut yourself this deep ? And how are you so…" Layla frowned, sighing in frustration "C'mon…Marc get the first aid kit and meet us in the bathroom" she called as Y/n was practically dragged to the bathroom.
Y/n yawned sleepily as her mother inspected it "This is deep…how'd you do it ?" She shrugged "i had a shitty day..i tried telling you guys " she sighed before jumping briefly as bright canary eyes met her gaze in the mirror 'They cannot hear or see me…you see we share a bond…i'm indebted to you young one…and you've passed on of my tests for an avatar…a guardian !' the disembodied voice rumbled as she glanced at her Mom..who was in the middle of saying something that warranted a kiss on her cheek "You know baby…this baby…it…" she sighed "We love you very much…and your Dad realized how it might look…and it's not that" she reassured "It's not a replacement or ….." she zoned out again as the dog head thing flicked a ear 'Seems like they have conflicting emotions concerning you ..' the creature said it's fangs peeking out of it's grinning face.
Y/n was drawn out of her non-focus as her Dad hugged her….something that drew conflicting emotions….as it was meant to comfort but…it wasn't common for either of them. 
"Wait…so you guys had a party…and-" she gulped "Because you guys don't want me to feel like i'm being replaced and…or like this is " she sighed "This feels an awful lot like that it is what is happening and your trying to buy my silence" she glared crossing her arms as both of her parents stayed silent before her father spoke up "Baby , that's not-" she glared "I'm ..i." she walked away "I have one of miguel's textbooks…i must've grabbed it by accident..i'm gonna go drop it off" she sighed softly.
*20 mins later*
Miguel met her after a text as he was having his own issues.
"Can you fucking believe it ?! He took my mom's pay check and gambled it away!" Miguel huffed as he kicked a can of beer on the roof of their building. He was drinking like usual ...when he got into his step-dads stash as she sighed "I'm sorry , miggy. ……My mom's pregnant" she said flatly "And they threw a party! So i wouldn't get the wrong idea" she frowned deeply "…and they're gonna be around more now." Miguel curled a brow at that "Damn ... .you know…it's not the worst thing…you've got 2 years left…then we can do whatever we want" he chuckled.
"I've got 1 year left and I'm leaving ! I'm getting my own apartment and I'm gonna have a better car!" He smiled "And I'm bringing my mom and my little brother…we'll be happier without that douchebag" he sighed "And if you want…you can come too. You're already one of us , no? No dealing with that possibly annoying ass sibling" he smiled reassuringly .
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Y/n was laying with Miguel on the roof..who had fallen asleep because his Step-Father had kicked him out for fighting about taking and gambling away his moms money. So sometimes…when her parents weren't home , she'd let him stay with her in the lonely and quiet apartment. And one thing that was always guaranteed was that Miguel always fell asleep with her…holding her to his chest. Which when they were younger was harmless…but now…becoming older…and their bodies changing it was different. 
She felt a confusing amount of mixed emotions for her best-friend. Today he'd cried…after venting about everything his step-father had done…how he'd beat him for actually trying to stand up to him. And Y/n felt bad earlier for bringing up her petty reasons for being mad at her parents…at least they didn't do that to her…they were absent at times but never cruel. 
So she'd offered her support and affection by holding him and saying nothing as he let it out. 
He'd fallen asleep like that as she dozed off………
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The Morning 
Y/n woke up to a start as her Dad glared at her "Seriously ? You stayed out all night with a boy?!" She glared at that as he marched her to the stairs "Baby girl ! You know better ! Boys are just in it for one thing and-" she glared "Dad..it's not like that Miguel's my best-friend ! He lives next door too…he had a rough night!" She reasoned walking into their apartment.
Her mother was cooking breakfast as Her father chose not to drop it "I get that …and that's nice…but you have to be careful ! He's older than you and -" she was getting frustrated "Dad! It's not -Miguel..he has problems at home and-" her father wasn't having it "Don't get an attitude!  We were worried sick ! You were gone all night with him ! I was a kid like that and I don't want you getting mixed up in that. I get you wanting to help but…you never know- and we don't need you-...and we're not always home to watch out or …just because his parents don't care" he sighed "Marc-" her mom spoke up in warning as Y/n tensed at that.
"We're gonna have a baby …baby girl. We can't-....... you need to focus on school and-" her mother glared "Marc!!!"
"Wait…you think…" she paused at that…in anger and betrayal "You think i'm-....he has a girlfriend ... .you really" She sighed "Your one to talk ! You both are hardly home ! And you're gonna have a baby…maybe you'll actually love it and stay for it ! You won't leave for months at a time…....don't let me get in your way. I know it was an accident but you don't have to rub it in" she snapped as she stomped away and got ready….
She exited her room to see  her father getting lectured as they stopped talking. "Baby , your Dad has something to say" she said nothing "I'll see ya later mom…dad…maybe you'll be home. If not …i'll see you whenever the baby is born" she huffed grabbing her backpack and leaving for school.
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The walk to school hurt…she didn't mean it all but at the same time she did. It was confusing as the voice returned 'That was brutal' the now clearer being walked beside her…it had the smooth head of a dog/jackal and the body of a woman as it flicked its ears 'Parents…am i right?' She chuckled softly as Y/n sighed softly 'not in the mood doggy' she huffed.
The creature paused tilting her head 'Oh ? I'm sure you could use a distraction…no?' The being smiled…it's sharp teeth on display 'Besides i have to explain our bond and terms of agreement' she chimed in a sing-songy voice.
As Y/n kept walking 'Sorry…not looking for a job' she huffed .
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The dog was not deterred and kept bugging her 'C'mon kid! Let's talk shop! You work for me and I'll give you whatever your little heart desires ' Y/n quirked a brow 'Uhh no thanks. Sounds way too good to be true..and like low-key slavery….my spirit guide also warned me' the dog being snorted as she pouted 'And you're gonna listen to him?! Y/n rolled her eyes.
'He's my homie ! He used to give me cookies!!!' The dog growled in response 'I can give you cookies ! Just agree to help me!' She snarled 'Nah…sounds like too much work' Y/n giggled.
Eventually the being got annoyed and when she stopped to go potty and ended up staring at a swirling portal before her. She stared at the canine, arms crossed over her chest "Really?" She huffed.It only smiled gesturing for her to enter "Osiris himself has asked for your presence darling" she purred as she shoved her into the swirling mess of light.
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On the other side of the portal Y/n was met by the Floor. As she fell face first into the hard sandy floor of a……….a….. ancient temple as the canine being walked through giggling . And was met imposing forms of human/animal hybrids. 
As they presented themselves as the Ancient  Egyptian Gods …….the ones her father Steven and her mother often told her of.
As the dog being glared silently at the council as the large man with crossed arms and teal skin sat on a throne as he glared down at her …she wasn’t sure what this avatar business as the being reached out and pulled her heart out of her chest as she stared in horror before the world went black around her……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
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End Notes : Thank you for reading , let me know if you like it. Like always have a good day/night :) The Whole in space
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skippygoldfish · 1 year ago
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took out 10 buckets of water while continuously filling with the hose today. the plants are growing, look at that lilypad at the surface!! skippy is looking so beautiful and i think she's getting used to her new home.
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bunicate · 8 months ago
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using a silly spell online to summon a demon for sex thinking it wouldn’t work and then *poof* lucifer da morning star is in your room ! he’s equally pissed and amazed tht a silly litl human girl had enough magical power to summon him and to ask for sex of all things
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tarsusingkirk · 1 year ago
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i think difanghua fic that plays more with being hornie. like everyone is wearing long sleeved robes, there's hardly any skin showing. the best we get from normal people is a quick glimpse of slender wrists bones.
like yes, li lianhua was allowed to be a lil bit of a slut (affectionate) a few times, bare arms whn digging/cooking/farming, exposed chest courtesy of fang duobing but listen
more of that.
li lianhua stripping in the privacy of the lotus tower because he got all sweaty from gardening but fang duobing and/or di feisheng are there because they are obnoxious and want to be fed food. like he just walks up to his bed and loosens his belt, and starts pulling his outer robes away as he complains about how hot he is. fang duobing has a midlife crisis, oscillating between running up to him and turning on his heel so he can't see. di feisheng just sits at the table and drinks some tea, ignoring li lianhua('s purposeful show).
fang duobing turns to this placidly calm di feisheng whining in a slight hiss, 'why are you just looking!'
feisheng doesn't even shrug. 'nothing i haven't seen before.'
duobing almost qi deviates right then and there.
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di feisheng tromping back to the lotus tower with half his robes, just, burned off. he stomps all the way into the eating area, past fanghua and then comes to an abrupt stop as he starts tearing at the remains of his robes. First, he pulls at the burned tatters on his shoulders, letting them fall still held up by his belt and then he turns around a pissed off look on his face.
'cultivators are fools.'
but duobing isn't really, can't, paying attention to whatever his lao di is saying because he just got an eye full of sweaty pecs and hard stomach, both smeared in ash.
and lianhua is standing behind duobing fingers fanned over his smirking mouth. he calls after duobing a couple of times before hitting duobing's shoulder, 'go get some towels for him, xiaobao.'
duobing pops up like an erratic metal spring, as feisheng crosses his arms, still glaring.
'ayio, ah-fei, the flexing was a bit much, wasn't it?'
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fang duobing gets a face full of mildly poisonous powder and feihua force him to disrobe so it doesn't make him incredibly sick.
'xiaobao, come. you need to take off your clothes.' li lianhua says, reaching out and tugging at duobing's upper sleeve.
duobing's face is already slightly flush, eyes glassey as he sniffs and pushes lianhua's hand away. 'no, it's fine. they said it was only kinda poiso--'
he cuts himself off with a sneeze that leaves him lightheaded and swaying into di feisheng's side.
'i have no problem slicing your clothes off, fang duobing.' feisheng says, deep voice vibrating into duobing's shoulder from where it rests against feisheng.
duobing startles, jumping back slightly and then swaying a bit too far more before feisheng reaches out scruffs him like a wet cat. 'no, no, no. i'll-- okay, please don't.'
he starts with picking at the ties of his sleeves before lianhua slaps his clumsy fingers away and does it himself. sniffing, duobing realizes lao di is still scruffing him in silence, which is fine because he doesn't think he can stand by himself anymore.
when he feels the cool press of Lianhua's hands against his bare skin he refocuses. Lianhua's hand is wrapped loosely around his exposed wrist, fingers pressing into his forearm just enough he can feel their slight roughness, can see how tan lianhua's fingers look against his paler skin. his own fingers curl as he watches lianhua push his loosened sleeve up then remembers he's trying to get out of his robes. he brings his free hand up to his chest, going to pull at his robes. he pulls at his lapels, slowly loosening his outer robes until they are loose about his shoulders, one side drooping down and exposing the thin whites of his under robes. it makes him shiver, or maybe its the effects of the poison, they way he can feel lao di's strong hand slide down his back over his outer robes and then back up over his inner robes.
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I WAS TRYING TO BE CHASTE AND SENSUAL BUT NOO THIS IS JUST HORNIE ON MAIN OTL
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gurorori · 1 year ago
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tbh it's still crazy 2 see progressive (ie western slash european & american i guess? yanno wat i mean. places wher we r nawt radicalised & illegalised into it oblivion) audiences have such (understandably) high standards 4 queer media or even queer representation as a whole & won't take less than. like i understand it's cause ya can expect better so ya will, in sum cases ya can even demand better. but it's simply nawt an option 4 many of us.
like idk perhaps a bit too harsh of me 2 say but regardless of the political atmosphere there's still a difference between livin' in a place where ya still have rights, have pride & can walk into a store etc & find queer literature & rep & even merch, have resources 2 support yrself & find yr community. & a place where as much as wavin' a pride flag or even havin' a pride pin, OR G-D FORBID holdin' yer partner's hand WILL get ya arrested & jailed. an' yr lucky if ya don' get assaulted or killed be4 dat can happen 🫥
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silusvesuius · 4 months ago
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dragonsaltartales · 1 year ago
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Art trade with @shellsy 👀!
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cryptidofthekeys · 8 months ago
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Ibis Paint Edition:
This is when I started to get the hang of brushes, layers, and etc-
The first drawing I did when I got the app:
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TW: Blood for the next one
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I'm actually REALLY proud of this one btw- I loved drawin Evil Pep to the uh Cuphead Game Over screen ...not good with rhymes or dialogue tho
TW: Blood and Gore
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TW: Yandere Themes, Y/N's kidnapped essentially- (you cant see the details I dont think bc of the lighting which sucks- again I really wish I coulda uploaded the direct files themselves :/
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I'm not super into Buckshot Roulette but this was fun to draw
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I don't do sketches a lot tbh but I like this Peppino more as a sketch than a finished drawing
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This was my first attempt at drawing Evil Peppino btw-
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TW: Some blood on this next one
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My SM OC, CC: (I need to make a DIGITAL art ref for him- but legit might make this my icon on the bird app ...not showing my art there tho bc too scary)
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TW: Blood
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And that's all I got! Well there WAS one drawing that was nearly finished and also some animations that I would love to show but ...t-trying to post videos is h e l l so for now- my animations will be mostly unavailable
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skullfaggot · 9 months ago
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watching the superbowl and thinking about cockwarming you with my throat, swallowing around you when you thrust angrily into my mouth, clawing your thighs and moaning when your team starts scoring. when they win or lose, you can take your anger or excitement out on me, pounding into my stupid cunt until i’m crying and you’re satisfied <3
oh fuck i'm glad someone appreciated the sports post i made. i'm not a football guy but just wait until baseball season rolls around, you're going to be on your knees for me almost every day. fucking your face every time there's a hit or pulling out and slapping your face if the other team catches the ball, as if it's your fault. i get drunk and rowdy when i watch baseball so don't be surprised if i slam you down on the floor and start fucking your cunt every time we score a home run in celebration. or i shove your face to the ground with my boot and start spanking your ass red if the other team scores. no matter what happens you're getting fucked tonight, it's just a matter of whether you get to cum or not
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winterrrnight · 8 months ago
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bro I see these fics of rafe spoiling r and i absolutely can't take that concept seriously anymore like i really butchered that w 'heartless' huh? 💀
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same-pic-of-juno-everyday · 9 months ago
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o o?
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roastie · 1 month ago
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best salad ever recipe just eated it can confirm
1 large potato diced and boiled W skin
1 handful edamame + 1 handful peas, cooked
1 large handful salad leaves chopped up rlly small and massaged with like a drop ov ACV & black pepper
everything into bowl then add pinch each ov dried garlic, paprika, italian herb mix, salt + pepper, drizzle over olive oil, pomegranate balsamic cream (best stuff in the world) , and 1 teaspoon ACV. mix it all up n top w fresh pomegranate seeds and chives ^_^
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