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William Afton before he lured kids into the backroom or something
*STEALS HIS KNEECAPS AND RUNS AWAY*
#HOLA NIÑOS É O CARAI MERMÃO#hitting him with a baseball bat#Kaz's incredible voice acting strikes once again>>#PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO DRINK WATER!!! TAKE CARE OF DAT THROAT OR ELSE!!!!#kaz fren#inbox#audio#voice acting
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ohhhh just remembered about “you’re a good person blair kinda why i like you” portwart you will always me famous. to me
#you mean the world to me blair#i LOVE YOU. JUST FYI.#wes high school story. when i GET you#blair why are you pushing me away#i’m so normal about them#i DID IT. BECAUSE OF YOUUUUU#HITTING HIM WITH A BASEBALL BAT#portwart
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Odin and Loki doomed platonic soulmates/found family save me. Well-written Odin and Loki “I know you better than myself but that also means I can hurt you more than you could ever hurt yourself” and “I miss you but you hurt me first and I drove you away on purpose but I still miss you” dynamics where are you. You couldn’t save them but you can save me (lying).
#me when I lie. you know who else lies? both these motherfuckers#anyway this is my sign to go to sleep but they’re tormenting me#I think Loki keeps being like ‘I miss my brother :(‘ in the cave and sigyn dumps venom on him on purpose#and every time Odin looks wistfully at the empty seat next to him multiple Aesir want to hit him with a baseball bat#loki#odin#Norse mythology
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father // the front bottoms
#hi yes i'm back on my bullshit#ami weaves a web#yes i know I KNOW this is the second post i've made featuring front bottoms lyrics but HEAR ME OUT...#it is SUCH a fiona coded song i can't help it#something about the specific type of feminine rage that only an eldest daughter can have for her father#tw abuse#fiona should've murdered him tbh#fuck frank all my homies hate frank#this is one of my favorite songs i love screaming I HAVE THIS DREAM WHERE I AM HITTING MY DAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT it is so healing#highly recommend
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More drawings from the baseball au
#billies abt to break that bat with how hard shes going to hit the ball#i can totally see kidd fearing for his life when theyre in practice and hes up to bat and billies the pitcher or hes pitching to billie bc#hes terrified that shes trying to kill him#theres probably been a few attempted times but dw none were successful!#sfl billie#sfl kidd#sfl baseball au#sucker for love#date to die for
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WAIT HOLY FUCK WHAT IF THE REASON ALASTOR'S DEMON FORM IS SO PALE IS BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM LOOK MORE LIKE HIS DAD AND HE FUCKING HAAAAAATES IT-
#could also apply to the straigh hair but that also might just be bcuz he straightens it Idk#but yeah uh we know that Alastor's dad was white & his mom was creole#and Alastor had this dream that he was hitting his dad with a baseball bat while he is screaming and crying for help#so what if as part of his eternal punishment the powers that be made him look like his dad having an emo phase#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#late night ramblings
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Goddamn prick
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assorted thoughts 1/when sklonda mentioned getting drinks with sandra lynn now and then I straight up cheered I was so scared for her social life being so overworked 2/straight up have no judgement on the whole ratgrinder situation on account of being a whole grown man. Im not getting into beef with fictional teenagers let them sort that out among themselves 3/sprak levefre
#not art#my oldest daughter with a grown sibling ass going I hope sklonda makes time to chill#she should be at the club. for free. they should pay her to be at the club#honestly its kind of a thing with riz too but thats more like. ok the thing is riz just fr loves mysteries#so tbh its more like if u yknow. love drawing and u draw for fun#and now u also draw for job. like I feel like thats the thing thats going on with riz#dude who playtests as a job and then goes home and plays more games. but with mysteries#but with sklonda it really feels like. its something shes Good at bc shes diligent and careful and has a moral spine#rather than something she actively enjoys. like her job is solidly her Job#so she immediately hits that alarm trigger in my brain seeing moms going about like#!!!⚠️⚠️STOP⚠️⚠️!! DO YOU HAVE A HOBBY ARE YOU CULTIVATING YOUR SOCIAL LIFE#and with her it fucking Got me too bc she just! doesnt seem to have the time to build that for herself#and the fact that she (Like Riz) is Living While Goblin in elmville and the isolation that probably entailed#like the empty nesting down the line would hit her like a baseball bat it would be Brutal#so genuinely knowing that she is casually hanging out with sandra lynn (and probably other parents in the group as well)#thats a whole piece of anxiety off my mind watching this show lmao. moms!#anyways sprak lefevre my beloved. actually I retract my vow of neutrality sprak's party better really like him and treat him right#or else.#he is prrrrrobably an artificer but personally itd be so funny if he isnt. what if hes a bard
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#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#sakaguchi ango#ango#ango sakaguchi#ango bsd#bsd ango#i need to hit him with a baseball bat lovingly
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can you draw vineschnoz? I think he’s really cool
YEAAAAAH BASEBALL MAN YEEEAAAAAAAAA
#I luv drawing baseball uniforms#his batting stance is actually. quite high. which happened accidentally#my cope is that he simply knows the methods he knows what he’s doing so whatever stance I draw him in is infallible#he is HITTING THAT BALL#j.ask
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Coming out as an Orion pax hater💔
#tarncore#srs#i don’t like him#hits him with a baseball bat#g1 is a pass ig like he didn’t do nothing except be a twink ig
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He likes purple
#william afton fanart#william afton#fnaf#purple guy#the man behind the slaughter#I want to hit him with a baseball bat#<3
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Hellloooo been at this party for like thirty minutes and there’s already one dude I’m ready to fucking curb stomp 😤😤
#mine#text post#literally the epitome of male fragility and misogyny#do I hit him with my baseball bat???
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Rip sammy stevens you would've loved father by the front bottoms
#listen. do we have any canonical information about sammy's parents or his relationship to them? no#however i just KNOWWW that sammy has dreams where he is hitting his dad with a baseball bat and he is screaming and crying for help.#and maybe halfway through it has more to do with sammy killing him than it ever did protecting himself.#ok. i just KNOW it ok just roll with me on this one#kfam#king falls am
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Who Would Win?
Damn straight!
(Should be 7, but after Richie found out Stan was a brony he jokingly said that he was no longer part of the group.)
#beverly marsh#bev marsh#the losers club#richie tozier#stan uris#STAN IS A BRONY?!#boys can like mlp#who would win#it memes#memes done incorrectly#it 2017#modern it#meme is life#pennywise#pennywise is mid#the baseball bat is bill’s#he’s gonna hit pennywise with it#just like how i stabbed him in the eye#welcome to the losers club MOTHERFUCKER!
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William Zabka as Scott McCall in The Equalizer (1985): season 2 episode 20: First Light
#gif log#the equalizer 1985#william zabka#scott mccall#william zabka and his 'i don't have a weapon but I've got a beer within reach'#i doubt cobra kai did that on purpose as a shout out to this#especially since theirs was a can and it missed the mark#I also like his little hoppy bounce to chase the guy out without the baseball bat#not actually hitting the guy but hitting things around him (aka more store damage) to scare him off
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