#forget about eye contact
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you know what’s so fun about being a lesbian majoring in english and french?
ok so it’s like this. you see a woman and suddenly words don’t exist. not in english. not in french. nope nada zilch.
and hindsights even funnier because wow you totally had a crush on half of your english and french teachers in secondary school…
funny how you chose english and french to major in, eh?
#mes competences de français n’est pas bien mais j’y travaille#i sure hope thats semi accurate#if not…well i told you i was working on it#anywho i cant sleep so im Thinking instead#also ignore the fact that flow doesnt exist in this post#i am in fact not immune to a pretty girl#i become tongue tied flustered yep you name it the whole shebang#forget about eye contact#suddenly this is THE MOST fascinating looking countertop ive ever seen#im already billngual (french will be my third) and even THAT doesnt help me#useless lesbian am i right#personal#might delete later#english major#french major
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(Throws this on the road) here’s a dude facial structure study drawing thing🧚
#cw eye contact#tw eye contact#postal 1#postal 1997#postal 1 fanart#postal 2#postal 2 fanart#postal 3#postal 3 fanart#postal dude#postal 1 dude#p1 dude#postal 2 dude#p2 dude#postal 3 dude#p3 dude#digital art#digital drawing#drawing#drawings#art#my art#fan art#fanart#I’m forgetting how to draw p1 a bit because of that awful awful man💔💔#The awful man is p3 I don’t like him his eyes scare me I’m never going to shut up about it why does he look like th#Anyway uhhh.. I noticed I’m getting better at drawing p3! Yay! Still not too great at it but it’s better than before#I’m so glad that I was able to draw p1 and p2 visually different#I always get so worried that they look like clones every time I draw them together
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This is where my drawing tablet started to give up (I already ordered a new one, it's expected to arrive on 28th)... So I struggled a bit, drawing it (because the cursor would jump all the time, and sometimes it would leave dots around the line... it was annoying) Considering that, I think I did a more or less good job.
next 2 posts will be my attempts to draw with it, but then I switch to drawing on my phone. (I currently have 7 drawings complete)
#art#artwork#artists on tumblr#digital art#drawing#rain world art#rain world#rainworld#rain world downpour#rainworld downpour#rw downpour#rw slugcat#rw rivulet#tw eye contact#I need to start adding trigger warnings for eye contact again... I just forgot about it... Oh well hopefully I won't forget again
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starting a rumor that phil is like medusa, but instead of turning people into stone he just makes them lose all thoughts
#is he stealing their braincells? just generally captivating their souls? feel free to discuss#ive just seen one too many people have a similar experience to me about making eye contact with phil#and forgetting everything they've said or planned to sau#phil lester#amazingphil#dan and phil#phan#nebulae.speaks
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Lieutenant Part 2
#gposers#elezen#duskwight#drow#cw suggestive#ffxiv Viedyn#canon Viedyn#There is something I love about taking an armored male character#and putting him in a position that's mostly depicted by women#I almost didn't include the saliva ngl#but you have no idea how long I spent photoshopping spit bubbles#at one point I just started laughing at myself#like how is this the absolute sluttiest gpose I've ever taken in my life#and the only skin showing is their necks and faces?#It turns out there's sluttier things you can do to men in armor than put a sword under their chin#it's the eye contact#which I'm extremely proud of#Also sorry for the generic caption#I thought of “oral exam” and then I couldn't stop laughing#and I couldn't think of anything else#BTW I DIDN'T put Viedyn's hand on his Lieutenant's head on purpose#Partly because I'm lazy and posing the Lieutenant's hand killed me#but partially so we ALL have plausible deniability#We don't know what's going on#maybe he fell and Viedyn is just helping him up#nobody saw me forget the alt text
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if i can be sappy on main for a moment:
last night i was having a bit of a brain spiral - "why are my social skills so bad, why can't i hold a conversation like a normal person", etc - so i reached out to a friend of mine to talk it through. and they told me, the first time i met you we were at a party where i didn't know anybody, and i was really anxious, and you made an effort to include me and make me feel part of things, and it turned a potentially unpleasant evening into a nice one.
and holy shit, this meant so much more to me than if they'd said "don't be silly, you're great at socialising!" (which would have sounded like a lie, whether they meant it as one or not). it made me feel instantly better because i had this sudden realisation of, hey, you know what, maybe it's not about being the most charming or funny person in the room. maybe everyone's secretly a little nervous and looking for reassurance. maybe it's not all about me.
#often i get so focused on how *i'm* coming across that i forget to think about how other people are feeling#and socialising is a two-way street#i can't improve my social skills just by wishing it#i'm always going to be a little awkward and bad at eye contact with a propensity for making jokes that don't land#but if i can be a warm/welcoming presence to others then maybe that's enough you know?#be shh now
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Ma there’s a weird fucking dog outside
I drew spice from @hoofpeet’s replacement ingo au because he’s just a spicy lil guy :) very creachure. Very good.
Bonus: He’s thinking 😈evil thoughts😈
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#THIS! is the first time ive drawn submas art YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWWWW#was a really fun opportunity to just try to stay loose with the lines and sketching#its funky trying to get used to procreate. havent found a brush i like yet#anyway uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#replacement ingo au#submas#myart#pokemon#uhhhhh do i need to tag for eye contact#eye contact#sure why not#GOD TUMBLR MADE IT BLURRY AUURHGGUHRGGAHG EGG AUAGGHJGGH#fucking. can never figure out the right aspect ratio and always forget about it until its POSTED AUUGGHRHRAAAAAAAAA
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Summer trip mode is: on
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#i find it impressive how you change a sim's hair color or eye color and put glasses on them and they turn into completely different ppl#imagine having eyes that glow in the dark#but if you have to hide in the modern Earth you gotta use magical contacts 24h a day#also there are magical earrings that hide the fact that your ears are in a supernatural shape#imagine all that and now forget it bc there's a war and a whole damn curse so you cannot pay attention to the cool stuff#that's what i write about for 10 years now#also yeah i told you i was OBSESSED with this hat#mandy does not enjoy dyeing her hair tho. poor baby and her bad memories#Mandy#Kang#Lauren#Arthur#the sims 4#ts4#sims 4
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You know what? Me having trouble keeping eye contact isn't even potential evidence I'm autistic after all because I just realized part of the reason I auto-avoid it is because of how many people in my life have taken that as consent to try and kiss me so what the fuck is up with that???
I'm not the one who needs to be trying to explain and understand over here when I was trained to be this way
#like i'm probably autistic but all my training tells me not to look people in the eye#unless i feel 100% safe or i want to kiss them#so at that point even if i do feel safe i might forget about trying to make eye contact#also wtf kind of social rule is that and why is it not talked about#because it cannot only be me who experiences it#especially when it has happened so many times#what is going on over there someone explain
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I am actually horribly ill equipped to work at a restaurant
#let's see I hate eye contact#people crowding my space#obtuse or inefficient systems#loud noises or overheating people's conversations#having to do multiple things at once without being able to actually triage them#oh let's not forget disappointing people and having to tell them no#yeah upon further reflection I kinda hate... everybting about my job? yeah
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Had a job interview, talked way too fast and made pretty much zero eye contact
Its looking good
#at least I got a kinder egg to calm my nerves afterwards#update- did not get the job#I was as suprised as anyone would be#I thought everyone loved no eye contact and awkward bumbliness#if they just asked questions about my plans for a 1970s Lundby dollhouse#then I coulda answered the questions better I swear#also it was in Welsh#and I kept forgetting the Welsh words#then the English words#then I had no words#honestly was probably a bit painful to listen to me
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okay honestly. and i promise i will stop thinking about the deeply mediocre film argylle after this. but people have been talking about how confusing and how meta it is. but it isn't even that weird or meta????? like grow up! watch weirder movies
#like it's a movie where the plot deeply doesn't matter and you forget instantly upon leaving the theater which makes it kind of hard to des#cribe but that's not because it's overly complicated or meta or 4th wall breaking? like. and sorry to spoil argylle. lol.#woman is spy and steals incriminating information. woman is conflicted and plays both sides of conflict. woman hides information and then#gets captured. woman gets brainwashed into forgetting she's a spy and thinking she's a spy novelist. woman writes novels with memories of h#her past life which the spy agency hopes will reveal where she (spy) hid the info. action movie shenanigans happen. henry cavill is there.#like. there was a lot of eye contact with the camera in the first 15 minutes of the movie so i thought maybe they were going to directly#address the audience at some point but that never happened. and it never broke the 4th wall or really got meta at all??#henry cavill shows up at the end which maybe implies that there is also a guy in the world who is also agent argylle (and is not just her r#repressed memories but could also just be a fun easter egg to end the movie. and there's a midcredits scene (ben daniels) that ties it into#the kingsmen universe. but that's it!#you people would hurl if you saw the meta shit i was into#anyways again. this is the anyone has ever thought about the movie argylle. a movie i think i liked more than most people but is deeply mid#isabel.txt#sorry i saw the shakespeare fourth wall post and started thinking about this again.
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#rafah#all eyes on rafah#rafah under attack#spread awareness#repost#please share#contact your representatives#call your reps#call your congressperson#email your reps#put pressure on your reps ASAP#rafah invasion#rafah is full of over 1.5 million Palestinians who have nowhere left to run#dont forget rafah was supposed to be a safe zone#its about to become ground zero#rafah under siege#apartheid#save palestine#ethnic cleansing#israel is an apartheid state#seek truth#free palestine 🇵🇸#genocide#illegal occupation#israel is committing genocide#israeli war crimes#iof terrorism#israel lies while Palestine dies#stop funding israel#stop all financial aid to Israel
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nothing to offer but quotes from nbc hannibal/the blooper reel
#great teamwork guys. motive! motive! i’m out!#is it in the parking lot!?#alana! i love you!#i’m not gonna let this motherfucker have no fun#sorry i’ve realized i have no idea what i’m meant to be doing#I KNOW WHEN IM AWAKE!!!#you guys see the game on saturday#you wanna do dinner on friday?#did you forget her name? that’s bad.#we had a wonderful thirty seconds together#we can be anywhere in the east or the south in an hour and a half- that makes so fucking sense at all#or just a beer#two beers#i thought i could be so cool#they love and kill what they love#and eat what they love#don’t you crave change will?#i’m your friend will i don’t care about the lives you save i care about your life#i don’t find you that interesting#you’re here visiting an old flame#is your wife aware of how intimately you and hannibal know each other?#don’t say hannibal lecter#i’m saying hannibal lecter#this killer wrote you a poem. are you going to let his love go to waste?#not fond of eye contact are you?#eyes are distracting. see too much don’t see enough#it’s hard to focus when you’re thinking are those whites really white or he must of hepatitis or is that burst vein?#so yeah i try to avoid eyes whenever possible#where do you fall on the spectrum?#nbc hannibal
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and unfortunately i am like the equivalent of one of those true crime girlies but like, with white collar crime and corporate scandals. except instead of getting paranoid about random people minding their own business being serial killers coming for me, i just keep telling every tall skinny whiteboy friend about how much financial crime they could get away with if they put on the right posture and confidence.
#is this worse or better. is this worse or better.#they never take me up on it. the whiteboys ive collected tend to be too kind and awkward to do any of this tbh#BUT IMAGINE.....WHAT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH.....#sorry my dad once told me about a job he was contracted to do to set up some computer equipment for some college#and apparently a day or two later he was contacted because someone just walked in with confidence and stole thousands of dollars of equimen#and they wanted to know if he saw anything. he didnt cause he didnt really work there but apparently it was just some tall skinny white guy#glasses simple short hair probably a plaid button up. it was the 80s. you could do anything if you looked like that. its crazy#maybe my dad should have never told me about that because it like lit a fire in my eyes. im not gonna do any white collar crime i prommy#but lemme tell you. i think about it. all the time HJSKHKDS im too conspicuous but MAN if i was a tall skinny whiteboy.............#and okay the financial ciminal possessing my body aside - i also just get really into this stuff#its my favourite nonfiction stuff to read about. like to get serious for a sec: i wanna see companies get caught is the thing#being into this stuff tho - you will feel a lot of righteous and burning anger about how little these companies end up paying#so many huge life ruining corporate scandals have only just barely started paying out damages to victims like. maybe this year#it can feel like a start to see shit like whatever was going on with we charity or somehting get noticed#but theres always still a long way to go. still exploitation going unchecked. it keeps on happening but i wont forget
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it keeps making me fucking mad when my autism is not like an interesting fact i know about myself & my internal life but actually a disability that impacts how i move through the world & how people see me
#zeke.txt#Like you know. i genuinely forget about ableism#that there are some people who get a deep gut feeling that im Wrong somehow#bc i make eye contact too long or move weirdly#and they react to this gut feeling by treating me with immense cruelty
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