#forget about eye contact
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silv3reyedstranger · 1 year ago
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you know what’s so fun about being a lesbian majoring in english and french?
ok so it’s like this. you see a woman and suddenly words don’t exist. not in english. not in french. nope nada zilch.
and hindsights even funnier because wow you totally had a crush on half of your english and french teachers in secondary school…
funny how you chose english and french to major in, eh?
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critterishere · 3 months ago
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(Throws this on the road) here’s a dude facial structure study drawing thing🧚
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foxok-stuff · 24 days ago
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This is where my drawing tablet started to give up (I already ordered a new one, it's expected to arrive on 28th)... So I struggled a bit, drawing it (because the cursor would jump all the time, and sometimes it would leave dots around the line... it was annoying) Considering that, I think I did a more or less good job.
next 2 posts will be my attempts to draw with it, but then I switch to drawing on my phone. (I currently have 7 drawings complete)
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nebulaedaniel · 4 months ago
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starting a rumor that phil is like medusa, but instead of turning people into stone he just makes them lose all thoughts
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drowxiv · 21 days ago
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Lieutenant Part 2
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beaft · 1 year ago
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if i can be sappy on main for a moment:
last night i was having a bit of a brain spiral - "why are my social skills so bad, why can't i hold a conversation like a normal person", etc - so i reached out to a friend of mine to talk it through. and they told me, the first time i met you we were at a party where i didn't know anybody, and i was really anxious, and you made an effort to include me and make me feel part of things, and it turned a potentially unpleasant evening into a nice one.
and holy shit, this meant so much more to me than if they'd said "don't be silly, you're great at socialising!" (which would have sounded like a lie, whether they meant it as one or not). it made me feel instantly better because i had this sudden realisation of, hey, you know what, maybe it's not about being the most charming or funny person in the room. maybe everyone's secretly a little nervous and looking for reassurance. maybe it's not all about me.
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hotdogmchiggin · 2 years ago
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Ma there’s a weird fucking dog outside
I drew spice from @hoofpeet’s replacement ingo au because he’s just a spicy lil guy :) very creachure. Very good.
Bonus: He’s thinking 😈evil thoughts😈
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simandy · 2 years ago
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Summer trip mode is: on
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iseetheisland · 7 months ago
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You know what? Me having trouble keeping eye contact isn't even potential evidence I'm autistic after all because I just realized part of the reason I auto-avoid it is because of how many people in my life have taken that as consent to try and kiss me so what the fuck is up with that???
I'm not the one who needs to be trying to explain and understand over here when I was trained to be this way
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yusuke-of-valla · 3 days ago
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I am actually horribly ill equipped to work at a restaurant
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dwynwenscottage · 5 days ago
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Had a job interview, talked way too fast and made pretty much zero eye contact
Its looking good
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lakecoded · 1 year ago
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okay honestly. and i promise i will stop thinking about the deeply mediocre film argylle after this. but people have been talking about how confusing and how meta it is. but it isn't even that weird or meta????? like grow up! watch weirder movies
#like it's a movie where the plot deeply doesn't matter and you forget instantly upon leaving the theater which makes it kind of hard to des#cribe but that's not because it's overly complicated or meta or 4th wall breaking? like. and sorry to spoil argylle. lol.#woman is spy and steals incriminating information. woman is conflicted and plays both sides of conflict. woman hides information and then#gets captured. woman gets brainwashed into forgetting she's a spy and thinking she's a spy novelist. woman writes novels with memories of h#her past life which the spy agency hopes will reveal where she (spy) hid the info. action movie shenanigans happen. henry cavill is there.#like. there was a lot of eye contact with the camera in the first 15 minutes of the movie so i thought maybe they were going to directly#address the audience at some point but that never happened. and it never broke the 4th wall or really got meta at all??#henry cavill shows up at the end which maybe implies that there is also a guy in the world who is also agent argylle (and is not just her r#repressed memories but could also just be a fun easter egg to end the movie. and there's a midcredits scene (ben daniels) that ties it into#the kingsmen universe. but that's it!#you people would hurl if you saw the meta shit i was into#anyways again. this is the anyone has ever thought about the movie argylle. a movie i think i liked more than most people but is deeply mid#isabel.txt#sorry i saw the shakespeare fourth wall post and started thinking about this again.
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news4dzhozhar · 10 months ago
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mismatchsocks · 9 months ago
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nothing to offer but quotes from nbc hannibal/the blooper reel
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bmpmp3 · 10 months ago
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and unfortunately i am like the equivalent of one of those true crime girlies but like, with white collar crime and corporate scandals. except instead of getting paranoid about random people minding their own business being serial killers coming for me, i just keep telling every tall skinny whiteboy friend about how much financial crime they could get away with if they put on the right posture and confidence.
#is this worse or better. is this worse or better.#they never take me up on it. the whiteboys ive collected tend to be too kind and awkward to do any of this tbh#BUT IMAGINE.....WHAT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH.....#sorry my dad once told me about a job he was contracted to do to set up some computer equipment for some college#and apparently a day or two later he was contacted because someone just walked in with confidence and stole thousands of dollars of equimen#and they wanted to know if he saw anything. he didnt cause he didnt really work there but apparently it was just some tall skinny white guy#glasses simple short hair probably a plaid button up. it was the 80s. you could do anything if you looked like that. its crazy#maybe my dad should have never told me about that because it like lit a fire in my eyes. im not gonna do any white collar crime i prommy#but lemme tell you. i think about it. all the time HJSKHKDS im too conspicuous but MAN if i was a tall skinny whiteboy.............#and okay the financial ciminal possessing my body aside - i also just get really into this stuff#its my favourite nonfiction stuff to read about. like to get serious for a sec: i wanna see companies get caught is the thing#being into this stuff tho - you will feel a lot of righteous and burning anger about how little these companies end up paying#so many huge life ruining corporate scandals have only just barely started paying out damages to victims like. maybe this year#it can feel like a start to see shit like whatever was going on with we charity or somehting get noticed#but theres always still a long way to go. still exploitation going unchecked. it keeps on happening but i wont forget
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2percentsugar · 1 year ago
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it keeps making me fucking mad when my autism is not like an interesting fact i know about myself & my internal life but actually a disability that impacts how i move through the world & how people see me
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