#forbiden fruit

[literarydemerit]

cute pet names for your significant other

ratty brain

horny little donkey

rat hooker

moldy slut

frightful asshole

horrid SLUG

freaky goth tudor bitch

greasy frog thing

[incorrectmyimmortalquotes]

It's not Becky.

[xxcringeizdead666xx]

TGMSB (Round 3) Ebony VS Atlantina

pls be nice and reblog or I'll steal your kneecaps.

[gay-little-isopod]

notes thing but it's fanfics

30 notes ill read my immortal

50 ill read dipper goes to taco bell

70 and ill read harry potter and the lack of lamb sauce

100 and ill read lore olympus

150 and ill read hogwarts school of prayer and miracles

200 and ill read forbiden fruit: the tempation of edward cullen

350 and ill read harry potter and the age of enlightenment

300 ill read the longest piece of literature in the world (the loud house revamped)

[raphaellight]

What your favourite ship says about you?

Disclaimer, I come up with it way back, before love square reversed, so take it thru lens of first four seasons. Lets bug into it

Ladrien

You chase the highest ideal of love. You want all the butterflies you can get, chase the high and wish for a perfect romance. You look for someone who you will adore and who will adore you back. It also has a "forbiden fruit" edge, romance that can't happen, but you still dream about it anyway. On that note, you want to meet a real life version of Adrien Agreste or Marinette, whichever way you swing.

Adrinette

What you wish for is the "happily ever after" type of romance. Quick to make plans for future. But you also might look for someone who will accept the quirky side of you. Because you root for it, you probably relate to Mari's inabillity to confess. But most importantly, you want someone who will notice and appreciate you, just like Mari sees the best in Adrien past his celebrity persona and how Adrien notices acts of services Marinette does for him and everyone else.

Ladynoir

Here I can speak from my own perspective: you look for someone who works best with you. Contrary to other ships, Ladynoir often feels like an old married couple pairing instead of teenage drama. It's not about butterflies in stomach but casuall intimacy, trust and loyalty. They feel comfortable around eachother, depend on eachother and face the world together. It's less about feelings of love, more about feeling like nothing is impossible with her/him on your side. Great sense of humor is also very appreciated by you.

Marichat

Friends to lovers is your favourite romance plot. You don't want to chace love, you want to one day open your eyes and realise that someone is already there for you. You want to find a home with that person. And if you are thinking "how does feeling of finding home connects with actual Marichat in the show", you are not a real Marichat shipper, those can't differentiate between actual show and fanficions they read or listened to because home is where Marinette is.

Lukanette, Adrigami or any other ship

You don't believe in the "made for eachother", not allowing yourself to get stuck up on some ideal vision, focusing on love you can build, not what you can find. You want to feel the attracion to the kind person and see if it works out well. Destiny does not dictate your love life and neither Master Fu nor Ted Mosby can convince you that destiny knows better. If you like someone, thats enough for a start, because the most important is what you build after.

[ultravioletqueen]

In your AU, is there still the question of the apple of knowledge? I think the angels would have eliminated that tree as a precaution.

They eliminated the tree! But the entity managed to steal some fruits before the tree were destroyed disguised as an animal or an angel(their security sistem is pretty shitty as you can see).

Also the entity managed to grow a second knowledge tree in hell!

Fun fact:the forbiden fruit in graves of eden are pomegranates instead of apples!

[vampiremiffy]

religion IS misoginy

People have used religion to justify oppresion towards women since ever, men love to use Eve has an example of "women's innate evil" because she's the one who bite the forbiden fruit and tempted Adam to do the same, blaming women for all evil in humanity (despite being God, a male according to them, who created evil in the first place)but what men don't do is to blame other evil ON MEN

Cain was the first person to ever murdered someone, he is male, but nobody is blaming all men for this, or Judas turning up Jesus and therefor stealing him from humankind. Its "not all men" when men who we have all the proof that have existed because we are living among them are killing, raping, stealing, oppresing, but its "all women" just because in your fairytale religion is a woman who bite a fruit in a myth (despite AGAIN, God, a male, is the one who put the fruit there and knew they would eat it)

Religion is a tool to oppress, is to make us feel we are inferior to men and keep us in their power. Free yourself and stop submiting yourself to a religion who see you as less than

(i'm talking about the bible and christianity only because i was raised catholic and my country is mainly evangelical and christian, theres no big population of jews/muslims)

[kaimaciel]

Speaking of portbra lately I can't stop thinking about Afonso/Luciana.

I see she being less in denial about how she feels about Afonso than her male conterpart. She would still play like she's not that into him but be more vocal about how handsome the older man is.

Meanwhile Afonso realizes that he still weak when it comes to her. And maybe there is some light Frolo-like obsession about her 😏

Oh, Luciana is the forbiden fruit. A beautiful woman that Afonso still remembers as a little girl and that gives him pause and pull away.

Afonso knows that what they're doing is wrong, even though seing her with other men makes him want to kill them. He doesn't want anyone else to touch her.

However, he also feels like she's playing with him, like a cat playing with their food. And wonders how quickly she'll move on once she's finished with him.

[blog-named-bog]

fruity

PEOPLE WHO SAY EVE ATE A APPLE AND DIDNT HAVE ALIL SEXY FUN TIME WITH A SNAKE IS DELUSIONAL

SHE ATE THE FORBIDEN FRUIT ITS A METAPHORE DONT TAKEIT LITTERAL I CNAT SPELL

[literarydemerit]

Literary Demerit Episode Guide

Here is a list of all our current episodes, organized by season. Each episode here is linked to Spotify, but our podcast can be found on most platforms including Apple Podcasts, Audible, and our Patreon. Content warnings can be found in the description of every episode.

Season 1 - My Immortal (Harry Potter)

Episode 1: Draco’s Falsetto

Episode 2: Gottem

Episode 3: This Sentence Is False

Episode 4: Bunts and Cabarets

Episode 5: And There Was Only One Coffin!

Episode 6: Cheese Boots

Episode 7: Kafkaesque

Episode 8: Sexy Broomstick

Season 2 - Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen (Twilight)

Episode 9: Man-Carrot

Episode 10: Moldy Sluts and Horrid Slugs

Episode 11: Mr. Snoofles’ Extracurricular Lesson

Season 3 - Blood Raining Night (Inuyasha x Hetalia x Legend of Korra x Elfen Lied x MANY MORE)

Episode 12: Rachael Blood Cat Ogre

Episode 13: My Daughter, Angel Garbage

Episode 14: Little Wayne

Episode 15: Just Be Enemies

Episode 16: Kentucky Friend Chicken

Episode 17: Wedding Prank GONE WRONG!

Episode 18: Fullmeowtail Nyalchemist

Episode 19: Trapped in a Island with Clone Catgirls

Episode 20: How to Baby

MAID MADNESS (video)

MAID MADNESS New Game + (video)

Episode 21: Rachael Redemption Arc

Season 4 - Dirty Laundry (Voltron: Legendary Defender)

Episode 22: The Voltron Restaurant

Episode 23: Evangelion Chicken Scene

Episode 24: Keith’s Cup of Stars

Episode 25: Highway Catfight

Episode 26: Rachel von Karma

Episode 27: Yaoi Microdosing

Episode 28: Lance’s Egg

Episode 29: Alligator Tears

Episode 30: Gasolina

Episode 31: Stomach Demons

Episode 32: Semicolon Abuse

Episode 33: Mom World

Episode 34: Dirty Landere

Episode 35: Rewrite Brain

Season 5 - Kelly the Roman Warrior (Lord of the Rings x Twilight x Shrek x various others)

Episode 36: Transylvanian Vampire in Rome

Episode 37: Evil Chess

Episode 38: The Count That Thots

Episode 39: Following Rats

Episode 40: The Yuri Musical

Episode 41: Professor Lupus

Episode 42: Fishmasters and Blood Lollipops

Episode 43: The Gelement of Ruspise

Episode 44: Revolutionary Girl Kelly

Season 6 - Love Knows No Race (Invader Zim)

Episode 45: Rat Romance

Episode 46: Zim Is Immune To Whump

Episode 47: Radioactive Rubber Obstacles of Childbirth

Episode 48: Sek’s Life

Episode 49: The Top of a Hat

our cover art is by @enaqua!

[realian]

mutuals for my birthday you have to listen to my podcast

my podcast Literary Demerit (on Spotify but you can find it anywhere podcasts are found)

and follow @literarydemerit

and also talk to me about it and tell me what was your favorite part and what you liked about it and also how great I am and what your favorite thing that I said and also @nyadversary is there.

previously we’ve covered:

My Immortal, the most infamous fanfiction of all time

Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen, a personal favorite of ours, a Twilight fanfic that satirizes Twilight and self-insert fanfiction in general under the guise of being a My Immortal parody

Blood Raining Night, a multi-crossover fanfic that comes with its own fanime, and we’re not sure if it’s a trollfic or not

and right now we’re taking a look at Dirty Laundry, the Voltron Keith/Lance (Klance) fanfic that faced controversy for being racist, ableist, and misogynistic yet is still highly regarded as one of the greatest fanfics ever by Voltron fans who clearly know what good writing is. what will our opinion on it be? is it as good as Voltron fans say? (it’s bad)

here’s an image

[xxcringeizdead666xx]

The Great Mary Sue Battles 2023

Hello everyone. I am very bored so I decided to gather a bunch of Mary Sues to battle for the title of the... most loved? most famous? Mary Sue ever. these are a the brackets. let the games begin!

[fox-the-artist-fruit-canid]

The forbiden fruit never falls near its tree. Espeacially when said tree is forever gone....

With that introduction l'll gladly explain whats with this.

So this is my secondary and more representative sona Fox or Fruit,they were planed originaly more to be more representative of my being and to be used more to vent when i felt like or needed to.

(This is what sound inside my head while thinking on them and while i was doing this drawing)

Tho that purpose of being used to vent is more likely blured and not that present is still there,i decided to aling crows backstory as a fallen seraphin that became the leviathan of eden or the snake that protects the forbiden tree.

Fruit is the tree wich makes the forbbiden fruits but afther the succes of the og sin the tree was struck by a holy lightning and got burned to almost its roots.

Fruit was burned in join with its original body,and when the fire decipated what was left were only the thick burned savia of the tree that resembled ink due to its darkness.

Most part of fruit bodys was now made of that savia wich also fell for their eyes,nose and mouth,said savia can change colors when emotions are strong enough as well can be used as actual ink tho is water prof and is permanently sataying on were is placed.

Fruit still has the ability to create plants through its body mostly spikey vines by shapeshifting its tail,hand or wings,also can create flowers,tree brances or leaves and most importantly fruits with unusual and magical properties that can be good or bad

Their eyes are blank white but can formulate pupils or iris by changing the color and shape of them,somethink similar can be aplied to the savia but that is used unfrecuently.

Fruit is slightly more energic than crow and a bit to much impulsive,they are easily angered if they feel threatened or are anoyed by something or someone,they ofthen talk without thinking much,also they are kinda...insane.

Tho this is more to the inside or close people,in actuality they are quiet and can be a very shy and anxious person that prefers silence and peace or be alone over to be with many people.

They try their best still and despite not being the most pleasent person to be around they to don't be anoying to others as best they can.

[uraandri]

"serbs are the oldest poeple, the forbiden fruit wasn't apples, it was plums"

[imajinacxic888]

will my resolve fall against this discrepancy?

Am I really that desperate of the sweet forbiden fruit? That i would ignore one of the major errors that i bowed to not to fall into?

Is the fragility of my resolve overshadowed by my greed?

[lampstaketv]

SHE WAS POSSESSED BY THE FORBIDEN FRUIT Episode 4