#forbidden food

[birdsintheory]

[stimboardboy]

chewable lps

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

AN EXPERT'S GUIDE ON HOW TO EAT THE FORBIDDEN FOODS

aquarium gravel: nerds. tide pods: jelly fruits or fruit gushers. glass: there's recipes on how to make edible glass, look it up. bar soap: fudge. fiberglass insulation: cotton candy. styrofoam packing peanuts: corn/cheese puffs. orbeez: bursting boba (or just regular tapioca pearls). d&d dice: i'm pretty sure someone sells edible dice sets somewhere. bath bombs: they make edible ones for cocktails but i dunno if they're good for just everyday biting and eating. bouncy balls (you know the ones): probably some kind of really dense gummy. himalayan salt lamp: no substitute. lick that lamp. lick it. it's not toxic.

[welcometotheballpit]

Do you have any Snacks?

Oh ho hi no worries I have plenty of snacks. Would you like a handful of these bouncy balls?

Maybe a light helping of sea glass?

Or oh… I see, you’re a true connoisseur

POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IT IS THEN! :0)

[toffeeteapot]

We all wanted to eat their food !!

[rollercoastermalfunction]

Hat would the stars taste like? Would they be crunchy? I feel like they'd be crunchy.

[soundlessdragon]

Mmmm.... Aquatic Hot Cheetos

[jinx-quinn]

Eat dice to put them in the ultimate dice jail

[ap-kinda-lit]

✨The Forbidden Royal Juicy Pop Ring✨

[temothylol]

MISTAKES WERE MADE

(featuring my friends @howlite-returns and @crow-of-ohio)

[phantom-pennis]

[brightlotusmoon]

[w0rldclassjelly]

nothing is as cool as looking thru cleancore posts!

it does make me feel clean just by looking at it! but i also want to take a bite or drink up! why do toxic things look so appealing to digest? :(

[nukebag]

why do copper sulfate crystals look so tasty. like wtf you mean i can’t eat that

fucking rock candy right there and you’re gonna tell me it’s poisonous and I can’t eat it

[blackgildedhole]

[gay-of-the-woods]

I made a meatloaf baby for an event :)

I forgot about meat shrinkage but I think it's kinda cute. I had to reattach the legs.