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I’m seeing people who say that this is the 5th of November again, and if you honestly think that, then you don’t know the first thing about the 5th of November
#no no i'm definitely not bitter shut up#but come on#look me in the eyes and tell me that this is in any way as impactful as#a schroedinger's gay declaration of love#which is shot in a way that#i'm sorry#looks fucking ridiculous if you're not aware of the context and the characters#and which ends with one of the characters dying#in the fastest bury your gays of all time#and it happened to a ship that no one except its fans had believed in#for twelve fucking years#and then this becomes a meme#of course#and it's the main way through which people on here found out about the rumor that putin was stepping down#and it was trending over the longest and one of the most tense american elections in modern times#oh yeah and it was all happening during the worst pandemic in the last 100 or so years#bitch please this is just a tuesday#a funny tuesday but still
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Want to make a minor adjustment to my Steve With Much Older Siblings post from yesterday. I think it’d be a much more interesting dynamic if he’s actually their half sibling from an affair.
Their father had an affair with his secretary and then married her when she got pregnant. It broke up their family and they blamed Steve for it for years.
When they stayed over for their weekend with Dad, they were either outright cruel to him or pretended he didn’t exist. When they were old enough to stop coming over, they did. It’s only after growing up and maturing that (most of) his siblings were able to acknowledge that Steve was never at fault for their family breaking up.
They tried to mend their relationship with him, especially after realizing how absent his parents are, but by then Steve was old enough to build up his own resentment. It’s an uphill battle.
It’s a lot of actually coming around for holidays and a lot of teasing when they do. It’s actually picking the phone when the hospital calls, something that’s happening with increasing frequency.
Steve has never asked any of them for anything until one day, he shows up on Richie’s front porch smelling like death and gasoline. He’s got blood drying all over him and is visibly shaking, and Richie thinks that he’s been hurt in the earthquake but Steve barely acknowledges the concern, “I need you to represent my friend.”
“What?”
“You’re the only lawyer I know, and -“ Steve takes a big shuttering breath. “They’ll kill him, Rich. He never hurt anybody but no one will listen. They’ll lock him up and it won’t be fair, and Dustin can’t… I never ask you for anything but. But I need…”
“Eddie Munson?” He asks incredulous. “You’re friends with Eddie Munson?”
#Eddie meeting his lawyer for the first time: This is your brother? Dick?#Richie: Rich#Eddie: I’m sure you are#update made because I upset myself with my original post as a person who has a good relationship with their big age gap sister#I figure Steve’s got four siblings#the oldest is his sister Elizabeth who pretends his doesn’t exist and never comes around#and then Richie who was named after their dad. he’s a lawyer#and then Jason who was the family fuck up until Steve came along#and then Claire who is twelve years older than Steve#she’s a nurse#steve harrington#stranger things#Steve Has Older Siblings AU
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Dude I can’t believe that the avatar is bald he’s bald oh my god he’s fucking bald he’s so aerodynamic it’s crazy he’s bald ohhh nooo baaaald
#memes#my crappy art#art#kay draws#atla art#atla fanart#atla#avatar#avatar the last airbender#aang#zuko#zukka#sokka#katara#the gaang#imagine seeing this fucking twelve year old strolling down the street with his bald and shiny head#I’d lose my mind I fear#skethcbook#sketchbook#doodles#avatar aang#sokka and katara#they’re such siblings#literally the brother and sister ever
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obsessed w the doctor fully turning his back on clara after this statement (physically and emotionally cutting himself off) and, feeling unmoored, pulling the console lever to exert some kind of control over the situation. he then continues to put space between himself and clara only to spin around, having undone several jacket buttons, and specifically shows off the red lining interior—symbolic of his emotional vulnerability in this moment. he asks her what she thinks of him (as a person), disguising it as a question about the new outfit.
#ive had this one gathering dust in the drafts for months but the gifset i rbed earlier made me rmbr it#(also im doing a little s8 rewatch. as a treat)#this makes me fucking crazy every time i watch the episode. I need people to know#and i mean yes a part of this scene is to show off the new outfit but There's layers to it. as with everything to do w twelve and clara#and then right after this clara says she doesn’t think she knows him anymore#and peter capaldi delivers a facial expression so heartbroken it makes him look years younger. ykwim. he suddenly looks very fragile#anyway#dw#doctor who#clara oswald#twelfth doctor#twelveclara#12#clara#clara + dr#**
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Hi so, feel free to ignore this, but you're the only person I know who's read all of Animorphs and I'm plugging my way through the zip file that went around a few months ago and I had a question about the mechanics of morphing. In the earlier books it seemed to me like the morphers natural body is unchanged and will be returned to as is when out of morph, but in the last couple books I read (42, 43) I feel like it was implied that the narrator (Marco and Tobias respectively) used morphing to heal their base bodies. Did I misread things or is there some inconsistencies? Thank you for reading!
There are a lot of inconsistencies in Animorphs but no, morphing has always healed their base bodies as well as the morph being healthy each time. This has resulted in almost two decades of wild fan theories about how the fuck the Animorphs age, what "counts" as a body alteration that should be reverted vs one that shouldn't (re: Rachel's earrings and various discussions of haircuts throughout the series, as well as one point where Ax talks about tailblade removal being a potential court martial punishment) and far, far too much discourse over whether or not Jake is still circumcised.
#personally I think the series would've both made more sense and been potentially more interesting without the healing factor#if you fuck up a morph and you want an uninjured version then you gotta go acquire that animal again#there's a lot of stuff about reading DNA and 'instincts' that really do not hold up to scrutiny#but also it's a story about shapeshifting teens fighting alien body snatchers written for twelve year olds so like#the science absolutely is not the point of the story so it's fine
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what I like most about this is that it could go either way and still work perfectly. I like to think Zuko owned the pink one and Katara made the blue one for Sokka forever ago, and then when Sokka got too tall and Zuko peaked height-wise at thirteen, Sokka just gave him the blue nightgown as a gift
And then Zuko thought he needed to give Sokka a gift back and so he gave him the pink robe and Sokka never takes it off.
#atla#atla fanart#zuko#sokka#sokka/zuko#zukka#zukka fanart#relationship dynamics#fanart#atla zuko#atla sokka#atla au where nothing changes except zuko’s short as fuck#Sokka: why is this twelve year old chasing us??#Zuko: I’M SIXTEEN#Sokka: YOU’RE MY AGE?!!??!#Toph just makes fun of him#Aang: gets taller than Zuko ever will at fourteen#Zuko: maybe my dad was right about capturing the avatar
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just saw someone say Rick Riordan making a TV show is just as bad as anything JKR has done. BFFR you're comparing Rick Riordan trying to make his world more inclusive, changing some parts because of money/time constraints, or just making changes cus he thinks they're needed, to JKR being a terrible person!
#and not to say Ricks work is perfect. ill be the firat to tell you his mistakes. his aspec rep is shit. his minorities rep has problems#he has general time line problems. im not says hes perfect but he tried from a good place#jkr named a character ChoChang. her Scottish character blow stuff up and tried to make alcohol. named a black character Shackelbolt#like damn get over yourself.#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#percy series#pjo series#pjo#pjo tv show#pjo tv series#pjo tv adaptation#if you wanna say shit about Rick ok. but be correct about it#how is he just as bad as jkr for not using the book he made in the early 2000s an exact script for the TV show being released in 2024?#and they yall had the audacity to be pissed when he didn't put a song about sex thats literally says `fuck her face° in the background of#LITERAL 12 YEAR OLDS in a place with memory altering properties..... thats whats you wanted. children getting high to a song about sex.#°oH bUt iN tHe mOvIe tHaT i WaTcHeD wHeN i waS tWeLvE' where the actors where like what 18? and weren't 12? that one? 🙄#some of you are getting on my nerves. yes the show's pacing is eh really thats a reason to curisfy Rick Riordan? thats what you're deciding#this is the line? a tv show thats on its first season and is more accurate then the movies that came out?#good to know
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she's my most specialest
#art#dragon#dragons#ocs#thicker than water#serena#my art#digital#apparently i forgot to post this earlier oops#yeah she's fucking. twelve years old now....in real people years not in-canon#half my life....#the honeybee brainrot is going strong but she will always be in my heart and on my canvases
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Franky just doesn’t know what to ever say to any of his crew members and it always kills me
#one piece#franky: ANYWAY. (why am I the only normal one here)#the way he just stares at all of them constantly is so fucking good#cyborg franky#franky#black leg sanji#sanji#punk hazard#apparently you can’t reblog a video onto a video post?? been on this site for twelve years and apparently I still don’t know shit
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It really is lovely to see everyone coming out of the woodwork after seeing the Leviathan Anime Announcement. It's like watching Cicadas come out from the ground after over a decade to scream and fly around wildly going "WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REAL"
#leviathan series#leviathan trilogy#it's been twelve years since the books ended and we've all pretty much accepted that that was that.#AND NOW!!! AND NOW WE GET A WHOLE ANIME ADAPTATION!!!!#WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE GETTING AN ANIME
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"He doesn't say goodbye. He just lets go."
goodbye at dawn.
#kanej#six of crows#kaz x inej#it's one of the best quotes in the duology because literally the entire plot of the series is that kaz has Not Let Go Of Anything Ever#saying goodbye to inej before her first voyage? he'd probably prefer actual torture#idk why I insisted on this whole fucking sunrise situation when I know FULL WELL I cannot color to save my fucking life#click on read more if you want the nice clean version#also I've been posting art on tumblr for nigh on twelve years and I've only just noticed it lowers the saturation of the pic?? atrocious.#v:art
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Look, what I'm trying to say is, I don't hate you. I could never hate you.
#doctor who#dwedit#twelveclara#mummy on the orient express#clara oswald#twelve#my vid#10 years since they fucked on that train <3
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ava + her gay little hat - part I
#ava silva#warrior nun#warriornunedit#avatrice#avatriceedit#avasilvaedit#alba baptista#honestly tho#like#she's my favorite character of all time#i think it's easy to say it when you're caught up in a fandom#but ava's past resonates with me so much#it's why i enjoy writing her so much#but also her endless embracing of life#the fact that she finds love and family for the first time in twelve years and fights for it with everything she has#not to mention how beautifully portrayed she is by alba#it's the perfect storm of a character and she's my favorite#also the hat is so fucking cute i can't stand it#bea bought her that hat#i will take that to my grave
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CONGRATS ON YOUR SHINY NEW HUGO AWARD FOR BEST SEMIPRO ZINE POETRY EDITOR MOTHERFUCKER (ALSO AFFECTIONATE) 🪐🪐🪐🔥✨🍾
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#hugo awards#strange horizons#worldcon#TWELVE YEARS#I JOINED THST STAFF TWELVE YEARS AGO#AND IT TOOK TWELVE STRAIGHT YEARS OF NOMINATIONS TO WIN#FUCK I’M SOBBING
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those people trying to cancel sabrina carpenter for being an adult that sings about adult things while parents continue to bring their kids to her concerts despite her having lyrics that literally say “i’m so fucking horny” are gonna get a real kick out of the twelve year old that thought she was getting picked for the juno bit 🙃
#for context sabrina does a bit before she plays the song juno where she arrests an audience member for being too hot#her ‘clothes fall off’ aka she’s wearing a long skirt and it turns into a mini skirt#and she gives the audience member pink fuzzy hand cuffs and dedicates the song to them and even changes the first baby to their name#all fun and games#but last night she was trying to do this bit with her opener who was in the audience#and there was a twelve year old girl next to her who thought sabrina was talking to her#sabrina was sweet about it obvs and tried to make the girl feel included and like amended the bit and all#but i just knoooow those fucking idiots are gonna have some shit to say#maybe don’t bring your kids to her show where the album she’s touring talks about sex like a lot!!! HELLO!!!#like when i went there were so many little girls and i’m like WHY ARE YOU BRINGING YOUR KIDS HERE!!! SHE HASNT BEEN ON DISNEY IN TEN YEARS!!#sabrina carpenter
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Jesper : yknow, sometimes i feel like a child predator when im dating u
Wylan : ????
#“i mean cmon!! you practically look like a twelve year old”#“ok but it doesn't change the fact what u just said a sentence ago is FUCKING INSANE??”#six of crows#soc#crooked kingdom#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#jesper x wylan#wylan x jesper#wesper#six of crows incorrect quotes#ig u can clal it that 😋#uuuerghh wepser is grtting real silly here#real definition of stupid gay peopel 😭🙏
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