#for this peak performance

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

I think about Cookie from Fetch Quest at least once a day

“I’m fast!” *fails the roll to be fast* I’d die for you Cookie.

[v-line2gut]

Right: when I was concerned I was getting too fat, so I took some accountability “before” pics ➡️➡️➡️ Left: 75 pounds later 🤯

[mellosdrawings]

Imma blame @aria-faye for that one.

Don't skip leg days guys o/

Bonus

[markscherz]

I put it to you that Scaphiophryne marmorata is peak frog.

Why?

Well first, it's pretty round, which is key.

Now get a load of those fingers.

Big, expanded discs at the end, ideal for climbing.

But what's happening back there with those toes? No discs there. Those are good for walking and hopping around on the ground.

Now, let's gently turn them over

First, excellent tum, 17 out of 10, no notes.

But what's that at the base of the foot? Those big projections? Yep, those are spades. This climbing, hopping frog is an excellent digger!

I like to think of these Scaphiophryne as all-terrain frogs. They're basically good at everything. They defy our categorical labels of 'arboreal', 'terrestrial', or 'fossorial', and say 'por qué no los tres?'—but in Malagasy, so 'nahoana no tsy izy telo?'

[kangals]

Animal of all time

[sourchipsss]

I love lesbienz :D

[opbackgrounds]

this is the perfect Chopper face

[blackadultcollection]

Ashlyn Peaks

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

Arctic Monkeys @ Friday Night With Jonathan Ross, 2009

[cosmicdreamgrl]

𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘬 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴: (133/?)

[ai-wa]

Welcome back

[revvethasmythh]

fjord: if you don’t come underwater with us…..idk maybe you won’t get a cut of the loot, that could happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jester: nott. I understand if you don’t want to come with us, but you saved my life before and I don’t feel as comfortable down there if you aren’t with us

nott: fjord you could learn a thing or two from jester. she looks into people’s hearts, makes them feel seen. and you? you are just a BASTARD MAN

fjord:

fjord:

fjord: I heard there’s a BUTTON FACTORY at the bottom of the ocean—

nott: this fucker

[v-line2gut]

Jock went heavyweight

[katabay]

WHO GOT THE JOKER?

just kind of playing off the one bit with the table/card in oneus' who got the joker performance for road to kingdom: ace of ace :)

[markscherz]

Just look at this gorgeous babe on her way to a nearby pond to drop somewhere between 2000 and 3600 eggs!

[daguerreotyping]

Cabinet card of two gentlemen and their absolutely delightful double-walking-stick-wielding dog, c. 1890s